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« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2003, 07:58:20 PM »

...jumped off of the unicycle and rubbed his sore backside. "Darn" he thought," should have grabbed one with more padding".

seeing a pub, he wonderered if they had his favorite menu item...
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« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2003, 08:05:07 PM »

pork scratchings and a lemonade shandy, that looked a little...
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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2003, 08:12:30 PM »

...low on Beer, but the Scratchings were divine, the finest he'd ever tasted, after all he was in the home of Pork Scratchings. Enforcer decided to drink the shandy without complaining to the burly looking barmaid, anyway he'd always been known as a shandy drinking southerner;) so why change the habit of a lifetime.

Just then a knock came a rapping on the window behind him, he looked round and saw HOOLIGAN, theomeons and bearing with their faces pressed up against the window, enforcer...
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2003, 08:26:35 PM »

Knew they were on to him, so he jumped on his trusty mare, 'loopback', straightened up his 'Me Mam shagged George Best' t-shirt and rode up the stairs, through the secret escape hatch reserved for dandy highwaymen and sheep rustlers, all the while blowing kisses to his assailants, who had....
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2003, 08:28:50 PM »

hinted that zoo officials were after the growth on his legs.
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2003, 08:52:54 PM »

...What enforcer hadn't bargained for was that thecomeons Fore-fathers who had lived in the Border regions of Scotland had been Sheep rustlers and it was in his blood, and of course Bearing is the Sheep God, so they knew about the secret escape hatch and were hot on his heels.

While thecomeons and bearing were chasing enforcer, HOOLIGAN was awaiting  him on the other side of the hatch. As enforcer and his trusty steed burst through the hatch HOOLIGAN produced a carrot which stopped loopback dead in her tracks, enforcer wasn't at all happy complaining to all three of them that up until then loopback had been the best ride he'd ever had.

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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2003, 12:19:09 AM »

"you didn't eat your meat..how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat".

whereupon, the background music started up. When it reached the chorus, HOOLIGAN, thecomeons, and bearing strted singing along and dancing in time, just like The Temptations. enforcer, seeing his chance, ran down the alley way and slipped throug a door way, only to find...
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2003, 01:45:27 AM »

that two notorious tibes, the peanut-butter monkeys and the checkered aces, had the exit baracaded with kitty litter.  Enforcer waking up from his dream of eating sausage...
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2003, 04:50:43 AM »

in batter washed down with a few bottles of sandyman port and remy martin cognac after a roll in the hay with kylie and her sister that few can remember the name of.
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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2003, 06:38:49 AM »

Danii Minogue was much better than Kylie, enforcer remarked as he carefully folded up his stained...
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« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2003, 06:44:25 AM »

...long johns...
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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2003, 06:47:15 AM »

which weren't a pretty sight, mainly because of seepage from his weeping sores.
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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2003, 07:18:53 AM »

the peanut-butter monkeys had been sent to collect from enforcer
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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2003, 07:42:53 AM »

which they were to take to the budweiser bottling plant in mortlake, coz unknown to most this was 'the' secret ingredient in their beer. Sol may have had the maggot but they had the seepage from enforcers weeping sores
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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2003, 08:30:50 AM »

and fumes from the exhaust of bearing's landy
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