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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2002, 10:14:36 AM »

they figure that they can burn him at the stake by using his paper certs to start and fan the fire
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2002, 10:19:30 AM »

But, alas in yet another room the paper MCSE sits with his toster oven and maple syrup thinking of the next piece of equipment that will get the googey goo.
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2002, 10:20:07 AM »

Also they  were not to happy to find out that the Mary the network administrator was a man
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2002, 10:22:58 AM »

Especially her seedy boss as he had often had day visions of him and her hand hand repairing servers , cleaning tape drives, and sodering bulbous capisitors to motherboards.
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2002, 10:24:51 AM »

he/she had always thought that this fact would be better off kept silent because of the legions of judgemental people who would never try to understand... now that the secret was out, he/she had to wonder whether relocating to another company might not be the best idea?
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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2002, 10:25:25 AM »

meanwhile, a fleet of destroyers and various other starships leave a planet from alpha centauri to conquest the earth.
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2002, 10:28:30 AM »

but little did they all know that the paper MCSE in the other room was actually an intergalitic Space pilot with an armada at his command.
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2002, 10:28:39 AM »

with her many paper certs behind her, not to memtion many 'study guides' she had written, copied from freakpress, she thought she could walk into any position.
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2002, 10:31:37 AM »

she would be lucky to perish from the Armada from ALpha Centauri before the freakster could put his hands on her copyright infringing butt!
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2002, 10:37:25 AM »

the captain , being a paper cert captain, got lost on his way and has currently landed on jupiter
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2002, 10:41:26 AM »

Just then the ships computer " HAL " went dead.
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2002, 10:50:27 AM »

the first officer asked 'what's that dog with big floppy ears over there?' the captain replied 'Oh don't worry about that, that's just pluto'
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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2002, 11:04:04 AM »

RING RING!. went the phone. It all happened in a second. There I was, sitting straight up in my bed. It was a dream after all. The sun shone full on my face. God Damn it!. I'm late. it's 10:30 AM. I hope that's not the boss on the phone. RING RING!.


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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2002, 11:06:42 AM »

I just called to say . . . .
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2002, 11:08:14 AM »

I am leaving you
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