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Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 04, 2002, 08:39:42 AM
Don't change the subject :D:D:D
Don't you just love it when you post one thing and after a few post the thread has nothing to do with what you first posted. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 04, 2002, 08:45:22 AM
Personally, I prefer Dells to Compaqs any day of the week as they are generally easier to work on.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: wbafrank on June 04, 2002, 08:53:30 AM
The weather here is totally rotten at the moment but at least there is football on the TV ....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Supertech on June 04, 2002, 09:02:50 AM
Is it true that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: TW2001 on June 04, 2002, 09:09:54 AM
Ive always wondered why apartments are called that when they are close together.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Cathy V on June 04, 2002, 09:37:39 AM
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on June 04, 2002, 09:40:06 AM
How bout those Lakers!:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 04, 2002, 09:54:33 AM
[color=royal blue]What if Jackiechan had his own call-in radio talk show?[/color]


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: onoski on June 04, 2002, 10:00:42 AM
Guys/gals stop being jealous of jackiechan just because he has a better sense of humour than some of you on this forum. The truth hurts, that's why we find it difficult to admit to the truth.LOL:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on June 04, 2002, 10:01:01 AM
I'm feeling quite horney today for some reason ??


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 04, 2002, 10:03:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by onoski
Guys/gals stop being jealous of jackiechan just because he has a better sense of humour than some of you on this forum. The truth hurts, that's why we find it difficult to admit to the truth.LOL:D


For some time now I have been thinking about the Saquatch.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 04, 2002, 10:04:22 AM
You are right Mr. Chan your last movie was funnier the first....and dats the TRUTH!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: kalejaiye on June 04, 2002, 10:30:56 AM
what ace123is very right. We should try as much as possible not to change the topic when a particular thread is posted.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: TW2001 on June 04, 2002, 10:33:16 AM
Please allow myself to introduce myself.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smite on June 04, 2002, 10:44:28 AM
Will Micheal Vick prove is worth this year, or will leaf finally show his stuff?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Pavlov on June 04, 2002, 10:54:35 AM
Do many of you wath The Screen Savers?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Hippo on June 04, 2002, 11:07:32 AM
So, when did it start raining then.

Hippo

Nice to c u back Frank
:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: eric1971 on June 04, 2002, 11:19:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Teck Shark
How bout those Lakers!:p


Three-peat!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: denis_baribeau on June 04, 2002, 11:22:50 AM
What do you guys think of  7 OF 9 ?  :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on June 04, 2002, 11:43:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by eric1971


Three-peat!


Right-on!!!  3-peat!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on June 04, 2002, 11:46:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by TW2001
Please allow myself to introduce myself.


Bond...  James Bond.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on June 04, 2002, 11:47:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by denis_baribeau
What do you guys think of  7 OF 9 ?  :)


phwaaaaaaaaa :D

but then again, there is a lot of cars on the streets these days


Title: My favorite line
Post by: Thunder Cloud on June 04, 2002, 12:08:36 PM
Yeah, I loved it when he said:

"He got a daddy named Forrest, too?"

Classic Gump!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 04, 2002, 12:15:51 PM
Never give up never surrender


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: onoski on June 04, 2002, 12:20:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Never give up never surrender


Ooughs! It's good to see ace123 adopting the spirit. Yep! that's right that's the spirit.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 04, 2002, 04:14:50 PM
Now I lay me down to rest,
with a pile of books upon my chest.
If I should die before I wake,
that's one less BEAST I'll have to take.
:D


Title: Topicshift?
Post by: wicket on June 04, 2002, 04:28:10 PM
If one were to create a perfect replica of something containing flaws, would they need to include flaws in the replica in order to attain "perfection" ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 04, 2002, 04:32:02 PM
Does anyone think that the categorical imperative is still relevant in this day and age?


Title: SaFeSex
Post by: UKboy on June 04, 2002, 04:32:40 PM
Wicket's Avatar...

RULES![/size]


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on June 04, 2002, 05:07:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pavlov
Do many of you wath The Screen Savers?



I love watching the Screensavers !
Just wish i had more Time...
(http://sec1.homestead.com/files/screensavers_right.gif)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on June 05, 2002, 01:08:08 AM
Is this thing over now?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smite on June 05, 2002, 01:16:46 AM
I'm not sure, is it....hmmmmmm


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 05, 2002, 05:01:53 AM
Yes and No,

Oh what do I know I'm only here cause the footies just finished.
And at 10.30 GMT I'll be sitting down to watch USA v Portugal....
Self Employment does have some rewards...

Am I getting off the point of the thread
here!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 05, 2002, 09:21:04 AM
My son graduated 8th grade yesterday. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 05, 2002, 10:04:25 AM
You think she just met the Beast?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 05, 2002, 10:10:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by UKboy
You think she just met the Beast?


Aleister Crowley?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on June 05, 2002, 10:42:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by UKboy
You think she just met the Beast?


No, she just found out she has genital warts!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 05, 2002, 10:47:48 AM
:eek: Awwww..... and I thought this was a clean forum.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 05, 2002, 10:48:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Teck Shark


No, she just found out she has genital warts!:D


Thats bad


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on June 05, 2002, 11:21:39 AM
Quote
Originally posted by UKboy
:eek: Awwww..... and I thought this was a clean forum.


Sorry!:D   Something about the look on her face & the report on STD's I just helped my sister finish for her High School Health Studies class.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 05, 2002, 12:27:37 PM
:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: RBud on June 05, 2002, 12:33:59 PM
Jolene Blalock need I say any more.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 05, 2002, 01:18:19 PM
Ace,

You are giving me flash backs. They teach that in first year University electrical engineering. Actually you learn that in high school physics.

How about some Calculus? Who can find the derivative of the following:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 05, 2002, 01:42:01 PM
You got me there.Ohm law I use all the time but I never did much with Calculus.
Every time I look at your avatar I hear Jackiechan  voice in my head.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 05, 2002, 01:49:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by UKboy
Ace,

You are giving me flash backs. They teach that in first year University electrical engineering. Actually you learn that in high school physics.

How about some Calculus? Who can find the derivative of the following:


f'(x) = 23(x + sin x)(1 + cos x)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 05, 2002, 02:06:30 PM
VMS KID: VERY GOOD MATE!

YOU WERE SOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE!

the answer is:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 05, 2002, 03:36:54 PM
Ah, crap, I forgot to add me exponent! That was dumb! ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 05, 2002, 03:54:40 PM
Well VMS, let's hope the Space Shuttle still flies with that exponent missing. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: The VMS Kid on June 05, 2002, 03:58:56 PM
;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 05, 2002, 04:42:59 PM
On a Serious note...

WASHINGTON, June 5 WorldCom Inc., the No. 2 U.S. long-distance telephone company, is considering cutting 20 percent of its workforce, or about 16,000 jobs, in a bid to trim costs and turn the ailing firm around, USA Today said on Wednesday.

For some reason I don't pay too much attention to Greenspan.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: flext on June 05, 2002, 08:09:41 PM
Yes jolene is some hot babe

                 Ed

 A+ Question of the Day Guy


 :cool: :cool: :cool:

 Be Still my beating heart


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on June 05, 2002, 09:15:02 PM
I wonder what body part Mike Tyson will bite off this Saturday.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UKboy on June 06, 2002, 03:37:00 AM
[color=royal blue]Will it be War Emblem or Magic come this Saturday? They will surely need a Sunday Break after that grueling race, but rest assured they will be Proud Citizens nontheless. And there's no doubt though that the crowd will be left with a look of Puzzlement.[/color]:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 06, 2002, 09:11:18 AM
I hate NEXTEL


Title: No Longer Positive!
Post by: NightHawk on June 10, 2002, 04:50:29 PM
And just remember, whatever happens!!......... The Covariance Matrix is No Longer Semi-definate!!

And yes it is a real alarm message! :D

Regards

NightHawk


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on June 10, 2002, 05:01:39 PM
Which parameter do you change to alter the zero position on the X-axis?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Widgewaam on June 10, 2002, 05:03:12 PM
Well a wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: fortysomething on June 10, 2002, 05:36:03 PM
has anybody seen my glasses?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: limsam on June 10, 2002, 08:52:12 PM
Is pizza cheaper in US than in UK?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: wbafrank on June 10, 2002, 09:26:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by limsam
Is pizza cheaper in US than in UK?


It got to be - ?1.00 = $1.50 approx!!

BTW - Good Luck to the Irish tomorrow and England on Wednesday and of course not to forget good luck to Sweden - do us a favour and get a draw from your game ....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on June 11, 2002, 10:01:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by limsam
Is pizza cheaper in US than in UK?


Possibly.  It probably depends where you're located in the US though.  :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 09, 2002, 09:34:42 AM
a hand in the bird, beats two in her bush.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 09, 2002, 11:18:04 AM
Scene 1: Lister's Quarters
 
(Cat And Lister are lying on bunks in a darkened room, watching television.)
 
LISTER: Cat?
 
CAT: Mmm?
 
LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
 
CAT: Sure!
 
LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
 
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
 
LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
 
CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
 
LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
 
CAT: She's incredible!
 
LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
 
CAT: Betty Rubble? (pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
 
LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
 
CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
 
LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
 
(Cat shakes his head in resignation.)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 09, 2002, 02:16:55 PM
LISTER    Where is everybody?

HOLLY    They're dead, Dave

LISTER    Who is?

HOLLY     Everybody, Dave

LISTER     What?

HOLLY     Everybody's dead, Dave

LISTER    What? Everybody?

HOLLY     Yes. Everybody's dead, Dave

LISTER     What? Petersen?

HOLLY     Yes. They're all dead. Everybody is dead, Dave.

LISTER     Burroughs?

HOLLY      Everybody is dead, Dave

LISTER     Selby?

HOLLY      Yes

LISTER      Not Chen?

HOLLY       Gordon Bennett! Yes Chen! Everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave

LISTER      Even the Captain

HOLLY       YES! EVERYBODY.

LISTER      What about Rimmer?

HOLLY     HE'S DEAD, DAVE. EVERYBODY IS DEAD DAVE. DAVE , EVERYBODY IS DEAD. DEAD, DAVE, EVERYBODY IS, EVERYBODY IS, DAVE, DEAD

LISTER     Wait, are you telling me eveybody's dead?

Holly just rolled his eyes and nodded


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 09, 2002, 02:25:59 PM
:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: eric1971 on July 10, 2002, 03:28:49 PM
What is the square root of -9?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 10, 2002, 06:49:17 PM
still, there's always a creature that evolved from the ship's cat an a hologram to keep to company.

don't forget that H stants for 'hole.

or is it 'hope?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 10, 2002, 07:16:22 PM
i was feeling really horny today until i say this show on the tv aboiut sick animals and just cried until bedtime.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: denis_baribeau on July 10, 2002, 07:28:40 PM
:D

Dont you just hate it when it happen.

But for only $16.00 a month you can rectify that situation.

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on July 10, 2002, 08:38:56 PM
My friend was exhibiting signs of mental illness, so I recommended that he see a psychiatrist.  This lunatic walks into the doctors office totally nude and wrapped in seran wrap.
The receptionist exclaimed "Clearly I can see your nuts!"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 11, 2002, 04:06:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by eric1971
What is the square root of -9?


Isn't the answer '3I' if my memory serves me right


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 11, 2002, 05:58:53 AM
no, but, seriously, i still think jimi hendrix would have been better if he was right-handed.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on July 11, 2002, 10:20:41 AM
Scary, weird stuff...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl20dollarbill.htm


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 11, 2002, 10:39:44 AM
not quite on the same level, if you get two english 5 pound notes, fold them in half length ways, use the bottom half with the queens head, and the top half of the otherside, you end up with a picture of John McEnroe, Now that's scary


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 11, 2002, 10:42:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
no, but, seriously, i still think jimi hendrix would have been better if he was right-handed.


and Lord Nelson would have been better left handed


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 11, 2002, 10:47:32 AM
And King Harold would have been better if he'd ducked......

I didn't think negative numbers had square roots, I know they do have cubed roots though...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 11, 2002, 11:02:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
And King Harold would have been better if he'd ducked......

I didn't think negative numbers had square roots, I know they do have cubed roots though...


it's done with complex numbers:

In the real number system, the square root operation is undefined for negative numbers. The complex number system, however, validates that operation and defines the sqaure root of -1 to be a new number called "i". Some simple manipulations with i produce:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: eric1971 on July 11, 2002, 01:11:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer


it's done with complex numbers:

In the real number system, the square root operation is undefined for negative numbers. The complex number system, however, validates that operation and defines the sqaure root of -1 to be a new number called "i". Some simple manipulations with i produce:


You get a gold star for today!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on July 11, 2002, 01:53:39 PM
Does anyone have the recipe for making ice?:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on July 11, 2002, 07:17:56 PM
This thread has gone on long enough.  There is no substantive content.  I have found nothing of value to any aspiring or accomplished IT professional.  The resources at Examnotes should be used for more constructive purposes.  The reason I have reached these conclusions is that I was told by yo mama!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 12, 2002, 03:00:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer


it's done with complex numbers:

In the real number system, the square root operation is undefined for negative numbers. The complex number system, however, validates that operation and defines the sqaure root of -1 to be a new number called "i". Some simple manipulations with i produce:


Complex numbers were invented by a bloke who couldn't get the right answer to a question, so he fudged the answer and added some letters, and hey presto people thought he was a genius.....and countless students ever since have reffered to him as an absolute C**t.:D :D

If you can work out the square root of -1 enforcer, I'd be seriously impressed....

Anyway as there is no real number answer I'm not going to listen...I do not possess fingers which can count i....:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 12, 2002, 03:02:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Does anyone have the recipe for making ice?:p


Delete the land and you'll have your ice......


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 12, 2002, 05:08:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Does anyone have the recipe for making ice?:p


Well , you get 2 units of Hydrogen, mix vigously with 1 unit of Oxygen. Place in a precooled fridge on gas mark -1 for aprroximately 2 hours.

remove from fridge, carve and serve with a generous helping of budweiser gravy.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: HOOLIGAN on July 12, 2002, 06:34:12 AM
I read once that marylin monroe had six toes on one foot.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 12, 2002, 11:18:11 AM
how do you get two whales in a mini?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 12, 2002, 11:46:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
how do you get two whales in a mini?


Depends where you live, myself I'd head west up the M54.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on July 12, 2002, 12:56:22 PM
:D :D ROFL:D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: wicket on July 13, 2002, 12:00:47 AM
would somebody answer the phone already?


Title: Did someone mention ice,,,,,,,,,,,,
Post by: Hippo on July 13, 2002, 01:54:00 AM
I prefer fresh ice to that frozen stuff any day.

Hippo
:D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 13, 2002, 06:20:38 AM
across the severn bridge


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 13, 2002, 06:35:14 AM
KNOCK! KNOCK!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: denis_baribeau on July 13, 2002, 07:48:02 AM
Wow 's  there  ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 15, 2002, 05:12:13 AM
KNOCK! KNOCK!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 15, 2002, 06:08:12 AM
Who's There...

I have a feeling about what's coming here..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on July 15, 2002, 07:19:32 AM
Don't get paranoid!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on July 15, 2002, 08:29:50 AM
there is a story, of a man named Brady ....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 15, 2002, 02:42:13 PM
KNOCK!  KNOCK!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Cathy V on July 15, 2002, 03:00:12 PM
Who's there???


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on July 15, 2002, 03:06:46 PM
working on our post count, are we?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 15, 2002, 03:13:40 PM
Will someone take a look at that rear wheel, it keeps making a terrible knocking sound.



what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: denis_baribeau on July 15, 2002, 03:21:01 PM
Dunno what time is it?




:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 15, 2002, 04:35:45 PM
no dumping


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 15, 2002, 05:49:18 PM
time to get a new fence


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 16, 2002, 02:59:41 AM
Kirchoff's first law states that:

The sum of the currents flowing out of a point in a circuit equals the sum of the currents flowing into that point.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 16, 2002, 04:24:35 AM
Jesus was really an atheist


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 24, 2002, 08:16:57 AM
Do you like reruns?
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: azimuth40 on July 24, 2002, 03:13:55 PM
Suddenly the radio with silent and the interview was over....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 24, 2002, 03:15:36 PM
Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!" "Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.
"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: denis_baribeau on July 24, 2002, 06:03:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
Jesus was really an atheist



I   am   not

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 25, 2002, 04:15:29 AM
Mary had a little lamb, ...........................................................some roast potatoes,carrots and some mint source. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 25, 2002, 10:15:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
Mary had a little lamb, ...........................................................some roast potatoes,carrots and some mint source. :)
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Jimmyp3016 on July 25, 2002, 11:28:59 AM
Does anybody else see pink elefants?

mabye i need to take a break form studying!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 25, 2002, 11:47:33 AM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 25, 2002, 12:43:20 PM
I wonder if I took random replies from most of are post if we could guest what the starting topic was :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 26, 2002, 03:36:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
I wonder if I took random replies from most of are post if we could guest what the starting topic was :D


I sometimes have enough trouble working out what people are on about, even when the original topic is being followed throuhout the thread. What this forum needs is a spellchecker/grammer checker. I was going to suggest the moderators incorporate this, as part of their moderating, but then I glanced at your last post.:D

by the way notice you are almost up to the 4 figure mark. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 26, 2002, 07:50:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer


I sometimes have enough trouble working out what people are on about, even when the original topic is being followed throuhout the thread. What this forum needs is a spellchecker/grammer checker. I was going to suggest the moderators incorporate this, as part of their moderating, but then I glanced at your last post.:D

by the way notice you are almost up to the 4 figure mark. ;)

A long time ago there was a spellchecker but it was slow. I just use word and cut and paste it.:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 26, 2002, 07:58:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123

A long time ago there was a spellchecker but it was slow. I just use word and cut and paste it.:cool:



well why didn't you use it on your previous post? :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 26, 2002, 09:08:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer



well why didn't you use it on your previous post? :D

:D
I am a terrible speller and only use it on long post or if I think I misspelled a word.
I hate when I misspell a word but the misspelled word is still a word so spell check wont see it.
Some of the post here are so bad that I will read them over a few times and still not know what the H!@# they are saying.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 26, 2002, 09:27:39 AM
Que?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 26, 2002, 09:56:41 AM
I must apologise for Enforcer, he's from Barcelona you know.!!!:D:D:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on July 26, 2002, 10:31:48 AM
Watery Fouls.Not seen that for a while.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: azimuth40 on July 26, 2002, 12:53:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123

:D
I am a terrible speller and only use it on long post or if I think I misspelled a word.
I hate when I misspell a word but the misspelled word is still a word so spell check wont see it.
Some of the post here are so bad that I will read them over a few times and still not know what the H!@# they are saying.:D


Personally ... Me new spell chucker work grate need gamma chicken
;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 26, 2002, 01:11:24 PM
:D
Mabe me sart a new tred and sart msseling eveting i tpe for now on :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 26, 2002, 01:18:17 PM
haws aboit striting it in the muos foarum?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on July 26, 2002, 02:29:43 PM
As well as not being able to smell,I cannot renounce my worms correctly.

Foggy


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 29, 2002, 04:05:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
:D
Mabe me sart a new tred and sart msseling eveting i tpe for now on :D



like we'll notice the difference :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: chodan on July 29, 2002, 08:15:09 AM
I can hear a Jackie Chan radio call in show now.

 Herro Carrer? you on air!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 29, 2002, 09:09:35 AM
-----------------------
A set of jump-leads walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
-----------------------

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
-----------------------

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

-----------------------

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.

The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

----------------------

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

 -----------------------


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 29, 2002, 11:46:19 AM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 31, 2002, 08:45:34 AM
My pc at work is so slow it hard to tell if and when I made a post or reply.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 31, 2002, 08:54:18 AM
seeing as nobody else is doing it.

Happy Birthday me.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 31, 2002, 09:05:36 AM
Happy Birthday
(http://216.40.241.68/otn/party/hb2.gif)
(http://www.data-techniques.net/cwm/otn/party/beerchug.gif)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 31, 2002, 11:36:29 AM
Does anyone hear check to see who birthday it is every day?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 31, 2002, 01:26:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Does anyone hear check to see who birthday it is every day?




sorry gone deaf


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 02, 2002, 07:50:10 AM
How old are you?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 02, 2002, 08:23:26 AM
as old as my eyes, but younger than my teeth.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 02, 2002, 11:44:51 AM
I see.You got fake teeth.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Crutch on August 02, 2002, 05:28:09 PM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.  A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked.  But, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where are the pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: chodan on August 04, 2002, 08:23:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Crutch
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.  A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked.  But, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where are the pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

 They are non existent.
 You can`t pick pickled peppers only fresh peppers then you pickle them.
 
 How big is a peck anyway.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on August 04, 2002, 08:34:01 PM
How big is my what??


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 05, 2002, 03:51:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by chodan

 They are non existent.
 You can`t pick pickled peppers only fresh peppers then you pickle them.
 
 How big is a peck anyway.


1. yes you can. if you have a jar of pickled peppers you can just pick one pickled pepper.


2. go antagonise a hen and you will find out.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 05, 2002, 03:52:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
I see.You got fake teeth.


that's so I can give a fake smile. see :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 05, 2002, 07:40:05 AM
Just went to see the new Austin Powers movie last night :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on August 05, 2002, 08:25:33 AM
i cant believe this topic is still going strong :rolleyes:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 05, 2002, 08:48:08 AM
It's only 7th on the all time greatest number of replies in the general discussions forum list :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on August 06, 2002, 08:47:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
It's only 7th on the all time greatest number of replies in the general discussions forum list :)


How do you know that, is there a league table or summat...?:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 06, 2002, 08:51:07 AM
if you go to the bottom of general discussion you will see

'Showing threads 1 to 20 of 148, sorted by '

you can select from a list - no of replies

just below that is another drop down list,

you can select - from the begining. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: dheinsdorf on August 06, 2002, 02:59:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by chodan

 They are non existent.
 You can`t pick pickled peppers only fresh peppers then you pickle them.
 
 How big is a peck anyway.


Something like a Gross - 12 dozen. I dont know


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on August 06, 2002, 08:51:11 PM
This nonsensical, valueless, thread has gone on long enough.  I am calling on those of you who have participated up until now, and those who have considered doing so, to post some intelligent comments as to whether it would be best to shut down this thread.  Please stay on topic.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: wicket on August 06, 2002, 09:41:36 PM
and still, no one answers the phone!  :rolleyes:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: dheinsdorf on August 06, 2002, 10:05:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by wicket
and still, no one answers the phone!  :rolleyes:


Tonights dinner consists of imitation crab chunks dipped in horseradish/ketchup/lemon, some jalapeno cheese rolls w/butter, a bago frozen cauliflower, misc snacks and philly cheesecake bites for desert. But I am gonna iron some shirts right now - and finish this beer and these honey mustart pretzel bits.

I really need to put my new traction bars on my Nova but its just too hot outside, and I got a tachometer new in box not doing its job either.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: wicket on August 07, 2002, 12:37:10 AM
After getting home at 7 I had to synchronize my palm, check my email and download something for a customer cause our gawdamn adsl keeps going down at work. Never buy a linksys router they suck. I'm tired of messing with mac addresses. I will have to RMA it but thats the story of my life. Was talking to a friend about not having a life but in retrospect I didn't have a life before when I was unemployed either so it just seems hard to find the middle road. Hey dorf, pass the mustard pretzels....   ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 07, 2002, 04:33:42 AM
tried staying on the topic, but i don't like nuts, so have moved onto a mars, this is nice. Think i might try a milky way next , on the other hand i could always have a galaxy. this is getting to be a marathon thread, oh snickers to that.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 07, 2002, 04:42:08 AM
went to see some local bands in the fort bar last night. the pa was bust so the first two bands had to play without vocals. just as well, the first band played some cheese metal crap. the second band weren't bad. imagine snuff doing greenday covers. the organisers got a replacement pa half way thru their set. then the bass amp blew up during the next band's soundcheck. so they just had some jam (if u call a guitar player drumming and some jerk making weird noises on an imac a jam). the headliners and organisers couldn't play coz so much time was wasted at the start of the night phoning around looking for friends with big pa amps, that the pub closed up shop at 1am.

i had four bottles of lager, three pints of water and a packet of ciggies. no chinese or fish n' chip takeaways open on the way home, had to make do with a blt from the 24-hr station. and it rained on the walk.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on August 07, 2002, 06:01:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
This nonsensical, valueless, thread has gone on long enough.  I am calling on those of you who have participated up until now, and those who have considered doing so, to post some intelligent comments as to whether it would be best to shut down this thread.  Please stay on topic.


Have to agree with Enforcer on this one, I find the peanuts in a Topic iritating, so prefer to go with something like a Crunchie...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 07, 2002, 07:44:25 AM
You now can get a Kit-Kat bar made with white chocolate . :) I wonder if it any good.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: azimuth40 on August 07, 2002, 11:15:22 PM
0000:0100 pop ax    ;

For tonights dinner, I went to that new Hawaiian burger joint and got a Big Kahuna Burger.  Mighty Tasty Burger! if you like hamburgers give 'em a try sometime.



---------------------------
Thing is Butch, right now you got ability    But painful as it may be, ability don't last.

In the fifth, your a** goes down. (not in this life time):rolleyes:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 08, 2002, 03:59:51 AM
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

 The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
 
 Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money
 back."
 
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
 
The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?"
 
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
 
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
 
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
 
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
 
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
 
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 08, 2002, 04:37:14 AM
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've one 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in MY last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on August 10, 2002, 12:13:12 PM
Would you rather field at Silly Mid Off or Deep Backward Square Leg?

:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 11, 2002, 01:36:44 PM
lend us a quid.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on August 11, 2002, 01:55:56 PM
il faut cultiver notre jardin

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 11, 2002, 02:23:10 PM
if you had not lost all your sheep of the good country of Eldorado...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 12, 2002, 04:51:34 AM
"many a true word spoken in jest."

obviously not many politians living there then. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 12, 2002, 08:11:14 AM
Famous quote:
I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
  Who am I ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 12, 2002, 08:18:51 AM
whoami

The name specified is not recognized as an
internal or external command, operable program or batch file.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 12, 2002, 08:26:05 AM
'twas the same guy that came up with this:

One, a robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm;
Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law;
Three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 12, 2002, 08:43:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
'twas the same guy that came up with this:

One, a robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm;
Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law;
Three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

yep


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 12, 2002, 12:05:00 PM
Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knoweldge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves? Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance. It is better to know even if the knowledge endures only for the moment that comes before destruction than to gain eternal life at the price of a dull and swinish lack of comprehension of a universe that swirls unseen before us in all its wonder. That was the choice of Achilles, and it is mine, too.
:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: RVC28 on August 13, 2002, 12:42:48 AM
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I
Did someone get that phone, or am I just hearing things?:confused:


Title: Greatest Diver
Post by: Enforcer on August 13, 2002, 05:47:22 AM
Jurgen Klinnesmann or the man from the John Smiths Adverts ?


Title: divers like to visit this village
Post by: thecomeons on August 13, 2002, 05:54:44 AM
http://donegal.local.ie/muff/things_to_do_and_see/


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: iggy4270 on August 13, 2002, 06:35:08 AM
Put the reply down and slowly step away from the thread. :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 13, 2002, 06:43:38 AM
that was the worst reply i've seen in my life, i've seen better replies from 5 year olds to the question, how was the earth created.

that reply was not fit to clean my boots.


that now , now walking slowly backwards.



bumpf. . . .ouch!    


ooopps!   forgot about that wall.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 14, 2002, 08:17:26 AM
:) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad:
I need to do that :D
wow only can post 1/2


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 14, 2002, 08:18:39 AM
:eek: :confused:
ha :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 14, 2002, 08:31:35 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
:) :( :o :D ;) :p  
I need to do that :D
wow only can post 1/2


too many smilies, i got told off at school once for that.



oh no that was too many similies :)


:confused: you soon will be, tune into the next episode of  ....?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 14, 2002, 09:09:48 AM
I never new there could be to many smilies till today  . :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on August 16, 2002, 04:16:30 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmCarol Smilie......:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 04:44:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmCarol Smilie......:D


i was wondering how long it would take for someone to bring carol into this :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on August 16, 2002, 06:35:44 AM
And I guess you thought it'd be either thecomeons or myself that brought her up didn't you....:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 06:42:21 AM
weel i didn't think it would be Deja, Freak, Tech or any of the other from across the pond. :)

Maybe Hooli or RichardJW as well as your good self :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 16, 2002, 07:41:15 AM
never brought carol smilie up. probably her parents.

i can't even bring up me dinner.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on August 16, 2002, 07:52:08 AM
Piece of completely uninteresting trivia:

Carol Smillie used to be a waitress in my local.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 16, 2002, 07:57:32 AM
local asda? local cornershop? local video rental?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on August 16, 2002, 08:04:18 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
local asda? local cornershop? local video rental?


I'd have thought 'waitress' would have at least narrowed your guesses down to Restaurant or Pub.

I mean when was the last time a waitress advised you on whether a horror movie would be a good choice of film genre...:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 08:06:26 AM
you don't know the waitresses in my area, they all have opinions about everything, and just won't shut up. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on August 16, 2002, 08:11:24 AM
For the record it was a pub.  Place called The Granary - which the locals refer to as The Fannery.  I'll let you draw your own conclusions as to why that might be the case.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 16, 2002, 08:16:30 AM
did all the waitresses have nowt up top?

______________



http://www.examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56059

LOL


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 08:17:25 AM
are you saying you've done carol ? :)

no wonder you call yourself mistyring :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on August 16, 2002, 08:26:09 AM
Well of course a gentleman would never comment....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 08:49:51 AM
well there's nothing stopping you then :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 16, 2002, 09:16:00 AM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 16, 2002, 09:18:04 AM
I don't feel like working today :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 09:24:24 AM
and today is different from any other day, how?

;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 16, 2002, 10:43:01 AM
Today is bad I have not done a thing all day yet :D

ready for


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 10:50:55 AM
My 5 year old is going over to ireland for a week on Sunday, then I'll join him for the bank holiday weekend.

Not going to Dublin though, going to Limerick which is on the otherside.

Might have some of the above while i'm there :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 16, 2002, 11:05:13 AM
Why can you edit and fix a typo in your reply but not in the subject? :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 16, 2002, 11:10:58 AM
why do men piss their names in the snow?





because we can. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 16, 2002, 11:43:58 AM
It is nice out and it friday
Why did you bring up SNOW :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on August 16, 2002, 02:06:19 PM
My next door neighbour used to get annoyed when I used to pee my name in the snow on his front lawn.He was even more annoyed when he noticed it was done in his daughters hand writing!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 16, 2002, 02:37:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
My next door neighbour used to get annoyed when I used to pee my name in the snow on his front lawn.He was even more annoyed when he noticed it was done in his daughters hand writing!


:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: HOOLIGAN on August 16, 2002, 07:10:21 PM
shame it aint next month
I coudv'e joined you in Limerick for a pint o Guinness.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 16, 2002, 08:46:20 PM
don't eat yellow snow.

just after a couple of cans of draught guinness. i have found what they say about guinness to be true - the further the get from dublin the shittier it tastes. i bet they don't sell much of the stout in oz.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 19, 2002, 08:36:09 AM
Someday I would like to vist Dublin :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on August 19, 2002, 09:53:33 AM
Dion Dublin ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 21, 2002, 11:52:27 AM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on August 22, 2002, 06:59:27 AM
:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 30, 2002, 08:15:19 PM
so, european beer is better than american beer. right?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 02, 2002, 06:43:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
My next door neighbour used to get annoyed when I used to pee my name in the snow on his front lawn.He was even more annoyed when he noticed it was done in his daughters hand writing!


:D
now that's funny


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 02, 2002, 11:01:37 AM
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was
unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man,
he was  concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called
his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men
last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was
too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled
his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the
truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his
pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because
your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: iggy4270 on September 03, 2002, 06:03:40 AM
Quote
your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago
:D :D :D  LOL


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 03, 2002, 06:07:31 AM
anchor.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 03, 2002, 06:49:46 AM
my parents used to go on holiday to Blue Anchor, somewhere down on the south coast i think.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 03, 2002, 08:10:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
my parents used to go on holiday to Blue Anchor, somewhere down on the south coast i think.


Blue Anchor in Somerset, between Watchet and Minehead....Or....Just off the A30 near Newquay.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 03, 2002, 08:18:16 AM
knew it was south of watford :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 03, 2002, 09:42:44 AM
isn't blue anchor a pub in lewisham?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: HOOLIGAN on September 03, 2002, 03:27:12 PM
Quote
so, european beer is better than american beer. right?


Yellow snow is better then US beer.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: eric1971 on September 03, 2002, 04:01:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN


Yellow snow is better then US beer.


So you have made that comparison? ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: HOOLIGAN on September 03, 2002, 05:07:48 PM
Unfortunatly yes,
a flat mate wee-ed in my bottle of cider after I had smoked all his hash stash when he left to go visit his mum one weekend.

by the way I was refering to Budweiser and Miller ,
not Alaskan ,Red hook, Anchor steam beer, Ship yard to name a few. All American beer which are exeptionaly amazing brews.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 04, 2002, 09:22:19 AM
They still use them :D
http://members.primary.net/~cholowat/html/xtclub.html


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 04, 2002, 09:33:09 AM
what as door stops?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 04, 2002, 09:34:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Unfortunatly yes,
a flat mate wee-ed in my bottle of cider after I had smoked all his hash stash when he left to go visit his mum one weekend.


I'd have done a lot more than piss in your cider if you'd nicked some stash, I'd have done the seven dump trail, you easily smell the first six as they're hidden in easy spots, but the seventh is pure hell, that is until you scoop some brown butter onto your toast....Usually in a new tub of butter, the butter is tipped out the offending item is put in the bottom, and then the butter put back on top. Depends haw much butter you use as to how long it takes you to find the last one....

Disgusting I know....:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 04, 2002, 09:38:41 AM
sick :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 04, 2002, 09:43:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
sick :eek:


It's a student thing....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 04, 2002, 09:48:26 AM
I was eating when I read that :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 04, 2002, 09:50:38 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
I was eating when I read that :D


It wasn't a butter related snack was it?:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 04, 2002, 09:53:16 AM
Peanut butter and butter sandwich


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 04, 2002, 09:59:00 AM
How many times do you think the topic has changed ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 04, 2002, 10:07:43 AM
It's almost 4 o'clock now.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 04, 2002, 10:40:31 AM
I wouldn't be suprised if it didn't rain overnight....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 04, 2002, 10:48:43 AM
The cheese is in the post


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 04, 2002, 11:03:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
The cheese is in the post


Wensleydale or Stilton?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 04, 2002, 11:16:32 AM
the only cheese made backwards


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: HOOLIGAN on September 04, 2002, 12:00:44 PM
cheese made backwards?

I had the house maid backwords :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on September 04, 2002, 12:39:27 PM
there is a story.. of a man named brady ... and his..... ...  . .


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 04, 2002, 01:03:59 PM
[performs the morecambe and wise breakfast making routine on own with no music. doesn't have the same appeal and drops everything.]


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 05, 2002, 05:38:41 AM
how many times has the oil been changed?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 05, 2002, 10:01:15 AM
2


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Spunknot on September 06, 2002, 08:19:01 AM
Speaking of which, my oil needs changing, but I'm not about to go do it... i'm lazy when it comes to that, once every 6 months seems more appropriate to me


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 06, 2002, 08:35:47 AM
http://www.examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37677&perpage=10&pagenumber=1


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 06, 2002, 08:38:17 AM
:D
http://www.examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37677&perpage=10&pagenumber=2


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 06, 2002, 08:42:59 AM
:D


i've seen that done somewhere b4


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 06, 2002, 08:50:47 AM
Looks like a time loop to me :D
Looks like a time loop to me :D
Looks like a time loop to me :D
Looks like a time loop to me :D
Looks like a time loop to me :D
Looks like a time loop to me :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 06, 2002, 11:38:26 AM
DR WHO
???


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 09, 2002, 04:04:19 AM
ta, dis is a great thread


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 09, 2002, 06:38:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
ta, dis is a great thread

Agree :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 09, 2002, 06:41:26 AM
Edam


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 09, 2002, 06:46:40 AM
congratulations, you have won the star prize, a lifetime supply of cyanide.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 09, 2002, 06:54:46 AM
Great, I can now get on with the dangerous job of extracting Gold and Silver....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 10, 2002, 10:06:16 AM
only another 40 posts ace and it'll be the most replied to thread on the forum!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 10, 2002, 10:23:28 AM
39


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 10, 2002, 11:18:13 AM
:D 38 but who is counting :D
It a nice day out today


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 10, 2002, 11:24:40 AM
unfortunately freak has turned bearings 'what are you listening to' thread into a PATS supporters club thread and has now pulled away from this thread. :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 10, 2002, 03:03:40 PM
we don't need him in this thread anyway. this thread is so much coooooler without him.





i lie. come back big guy. we miss you :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 11, 2002, 05:02:54 AM
they are in the process of knocking the salvation army building in st pauls down, now i can see a much more modern building in front of me. still can't see the thames though :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 11, 2002, 10:25:38 AM
when the eastend gang that you owe the gambling debts to catch up with you and force you to wear those concrete trainers, you will be seeing a lot more of lord thames!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 08:01:41 AM
         You have a heart of gold.
Lucky numbers 11,14,18,23,29,44

:D What is this :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 12, 2002, 08:19:12 AM
'heart of gold' didn't that have the improbable infinity drive powered by a hot cup of tea?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 08:25:39 AM
I think so and a great book
But not what I was thinking about


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 08:26:54 AM
You have a heart of gold.
Lucky numbers 11,14,18,23,29,44
 What is this ?
A clue
You eat the container it comes in :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 12, 2002, 09:05:31 AM
you've got me an easter egg. thanks

bit early for easter though


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 09:35:08 AM
No a fortune cookie
We had Chinese for dinner last night :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 12, 2002, 09:53:29 AM
I had an Indian, my wife :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 12, 2002, 09:59:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
I had an Indian, my wife :D


Did you do her on the Stove?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 10:01:08 AM
I love Indian food


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 12, 2002, 10:11:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing


Did you do her on the Stove?



no i gave her my iron on the ironing board


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 10:16:36 AM
words that begin with z


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 12, 2002, 10:40:55 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 12, 2002, 11:06:03 AM
How about we each ask a question and after you answer it you post a new question
I will start it off
What is the fastest PC CPU out there now?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 12, 2002, 11:13:41 AM
intel 8086 in a maclaren F1.

Q why do you never get the answer you are looking for?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 12, 2002, 11:34:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer



no i gave her my iron on the ironing board


Do you think anyone understand's what the hell we're on about?

Quote
Originally posted by enforcer



Q why do you never get the answer you are looking for?


Because your looking in the wrong place.



Q: Whats the fastest cake in the world?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 13, 2002, 03:45:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing


Do you think anyone understand's what the hell we're on about?



do they ever? do we care?




Quote
Originally posted by bearing


Q: Whats the fastest cake in the world?


the one sitting on top of the 8086 pc, in the maclaren f1

Q what goes up down but can't go down up?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 13, 2002, 03:56:45 AM
a. eunuch.

q. what is your mother's maiden name?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on September 15, 2002, 05:01:14 AM
Please help me with my English grammar.
Which is correct:
                 a eunuch
          or     an eunuch?

Did you know in Iceland,there are no railways.

Also there are no trains.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on September 15, 2002, 08:58:51 AM
In everyday conversation I usually say a eunuch.  However, I usually employ some degree of sensitivity when I am directly addressing one.  By the way, why do you think he calls himself thecomeons?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on September 15, 2002, 10:02:23 AM
Perhaps he used to be a member of the Rolling Stones!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on September 15, 2002, 10:23:26 AM
Q. What's so special about the number 2520?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on September 15, 2002, 11:22:50 AM
Why do you think people make so much of Albert Einstien?


Title: ?
Post by: duanesnyder on September 15, 2002, 01:57:05 PM
If 6 of 9 dentists prefer Crest, do the others brush at all ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on September 15, 2002, 04:52:57 PM
Is 6 of 9,7 of 9's little sister?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 16, 2002, 04:51:11 AM
bigger brother, 6 would have come before 7


Title: Re: ?
Post by: thecomeons on September 16, 2002, 05:08:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by duanesnyder
If 6 of 9 dentists prefer Crest, do the others brush at all ?


they probably have eunuchs to do it for them.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 16, 2002, 05:15:15 AM
A couple are spending a beautiful, warm summer day at the zoo.
The attractive woman is dressed in a loose-fitting, sleeveless, summer dress
with straps.

As they're walking through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large gorilla.
Noticing the young woman, the gorilla gets excited.
He jumps up on the bars and holding on with one hand, begins to grunt and
pound his chest with his free hand.

Noticing the gorilla's excitement, the husband finds it quite amusing and
suggests that his wife tease the gorilla even more. He tells her to pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom at the ape and really play along.
When she does this, the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little
more skin. She does, and the gorilla is about to tear the cage bars down.

"Now, honey," the husband says, "lift your dress up to your thighs and kind
of fan it at him." This drives the gorilla absolutely nuts and he begins to do flips
all over the cage.

The husband immediately grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the cage door,
throws her in with the gorilla and quickly slams the door shut.

"There!" he exclaims. "Now tell HIM you have a headache!"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on September 16, 2002, 06:55:17 AM
guys, will you plz stop changing the subject, it gets annoying after 28pages.... I mean, FFS, Macs are shite, as are rainy days :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 16, 2002, 06:59:42 AM
as is corned beef aparently.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 16, 2002, 07:16:00 AM
and all other forms of processed meat.

ps macs are great for rainy days.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on September 16, 2002, 10:43:02 AM
If you went 500 years into the future, would the world be closer to star trek, or star wars... ? hmmm


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 16, 2002, 11:09:59 AM
neither, more like back to the future.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 16, 2002, 11:57:45 AM
2+2=?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 17, 2002, 05:43:58 AM
Is it me?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 17, 2002, 06:11:52 AM
who am I? - beenie man





ooops sorry wrong thread


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 17, 2002, 07:39:01 AM
doctor jimmy and mister jim., he only comes out when i drink my gih-hih-hin!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 17, 2002, 08:39:51 AM
:(
who owns the right post


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 17, 2002, 08:41:52 AM
The question is not 'Who owns the right post?' but 'Is there any point to it all?"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 17, 2002, 08:49:03 AM
there's no point to it all, bit like west ham.



ooops sorry they have a point don't they. just.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 17, 2002, 08:51:05 AM
I'm for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air....

No comments regarding Michael Jackson please enforcer.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 17, 2002, 08:54:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
The question is not 'Who owns the right post?' but 'Is there any point to it all?"


ok :D
So is there any point to it all?
and what is the answer to
Life the universe and everything ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on September 17, 2002, 09:00:05 AM
The answer is.... No you'll just have to figure it out for yourselves, I'm certainly not going to help you.....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 17, 2002, 09:02:11 AM
Ok go ahead and be that way:(

:D :D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 17, 2002, 09:19:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123


ok :D
So is there any point to it all?
and what is the answer to
Life the universe and everything ?


42


so long, and thanks for all the fish


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 17, 2002, 09:38:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer


42


so long, and thanks for all the fish

Thanks :)
It has been a long time and I forgot.It has been bugin me for the last few min.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 17, 2002, 10:12:36 AM
who is going to write the next book in the hhgttg trilogy now?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 17, 2002, 10:25:00 AM
what the triology in five parts?

try the dirk gently books (2)

or starship titanic - written by peter jones on behalf of Dougie baby


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 17, 2002, 12:19:23 PM
I remember playing the hhgttg game on my old ATARI :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on September 17, 2002, 11:00:54 PM
Ray Reardon the Snooker Pro went to play an exhibition match. Whilst setting up the table he finds sixteen red balls instead of fifteen and absent mindedly slips the extra ball into his trouser pocket. During the course of the evening a lady noticing the bulge in his pocket says to Ray "Whatever is that in your pocket Mr. Reardon."
"Snooker Ball" replies Ray
"My God" says the lady "Is it as painful as Tennis Elbow?"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 18, 2002, 04:07:25 AM
http://www.examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=329207#post329207


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 18, 2002, 05:14:17 AM
there were five books in the hhgttg trilogy.

never got into the dirk gently books.

never read the titanic book.

i got hold of the hhgttg game for the pc somewhere. there is a java version of the game on douglas adams' website. or was.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 18, 2002, 08:03:07 AM
Did you see the first movie :)
It is sometimes shown on public TV and are video rental store even has it for rent.
Can,t wait for the new one to come out. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 18, 2002, 08:18:31 AM
that was probably the BBC TV series based on the BBC radio series based on the first two books.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 18, 2002, 08:25:52 AM
I think you are right.
They must have group them all together and made a movie out of it .

I have also seen them group a bunch of doctor who episodes together and show them too.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 18, 2002, 08:28:30 AM
also did Douglas Adams write a few doctor who episodes ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 18, 2002, 08:48:27 AM
don't think so, but have a look here

http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/bio.html


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 18, 2002, 08:51:55 AM
thanks :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 18, 2002, 10:04:26 AM
adams was script editor for a series or two and apart from whatever contributions he made there, he also wrote one episode of the "key to time" series and possibly more.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 18, 2002, 11:12:35 AM
are they still making new episodes or is the doctor dead.
how many were there anyway and who can name them?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 18, 2002, 11:20:54 AM
who?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 18, 2002, 11:58:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
who?


are they still making new episodes of doctor who or is the doctor dead.
how many doctors   were there anyway and who can name them all  ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 19, 2002, 03:55:35 AM
well, you had hartnell and troughton and pertwee and baker and davidson and baker and mccoy and mcgann.

nah, they don't make them any more. they produce books instead.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 19, 2002, 03:59:33 AM
and to change the subject, the smiley emoticon was invented this day 20 years ago http://research.microsoft.com/~mbj/Smiley/Smiley.html


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 19, 2002, 03:59:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
well, you had hartnell and troughton and pertwee and baker and davidson and baker and mccoy and mcgann.

nah, they don't make them any more. they produce books instead.


don't forget on the go, at large, carry on, at sea


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 19, 2002, 04:03:05 AM
ah yes. and dirk bogarde.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 19, 2002, 04:37:24 AM
and dirk gently


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 19, 2002, 04:50:20 AM
that sounds like something one of bogarde's special friends would have said to him


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 19, 2002, 04:58:40 AM
good job he didn't go to one of Michael Barrymore's parties then. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 19, 2002, 07:54:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
and to change the subject, the smiley emoticon was invented this day 20 years ago http://research.microsoft.com/~mbj/Smiley/Smiley.html
:cool: thats cool :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 20, 2002, 07:35:18 AM
why is it always the hyper or warp drive that fails just when you need it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 20, 2002, 08:18:03 AM
even improbability drive ships fail now and then. just ask any whale.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 20, 2002, 09:34:09 AM
I think the plant in the pot had a better time of it.


anyway how do know that the hyper drive or warp drive didn't fail went you didn't need it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 20, 2002, 09:38:53 AM
i don't know, how do know that the hyper drive or warp drive didn't fail went you didn't need it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on September 20, 2002, 09:54:56 AM
Wait, if someone stands on a toilet seat, does that mean they are high on pot?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 20, 2002, 02:26:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
I think the plant in the pot had a better time of it.


anyway how do know that the hyper drive or warp drive didn't fail went you didn't need it?


:D Good point :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 22, 2002, 08:57:29 AM
do you like board games?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 22, 2002, 09:03:38 AM
they are boring.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 22, 2002, 09:07:32 AM
so are drills


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 22, 2002, 09:10:34 AM
so are moles.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 22, 2002, 09:13:10 AM
beware of those, they can become cancerous


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 22, 2002, 09:34:18 AM
did u get a sub to technet cd when you gained your mcse, enforcer?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 22, 2002, 10:14:35 AM
do you play computer games ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 23, 2002, 03:49:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
did u get a sub to technet cd when you gained your mcse, enforcer?


still waiting for my 'goodie' bag, but according to MCP Secure area benefits, i will only get a 50% discount for one year, those that qualified before jan 2001 or jan 2000 can't remenber which got the years sub free :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 23, 2002, 03:59:37 AM
i bet u feel like quoting the prisoner from life of brian, "you lucky lucky


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 23, 2002, 09:59:52 AM
wasn't it tommy trinder who used to say You lucky, lucky people?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 23, 2002, 10:17:54 AM
i thought he used to like to suspend horses from bridges with a bit of rope, just for kicks.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 23, 2002, 10:36:06 AM
well if you must stand too close to a horse you have just suspended from a bridge, you're licky to ket a few kicks.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on September 23, 2002, 11:47:59 AM
If a man walks sideways through an airport, is he going to bangcok?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on September 23, 2002, 11:49:45 AM
Man who walks in front of car, gets TIRED. Man who walks behind car, gets EXHAUSTED.

Wow, I;m so smart.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 24, 2002, 04:12:09 AM
someone told me to curry flavour with the boss, so i poured cumin and tumeric all over him.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 24, 2002, 08:04:54 AM
who came up with words any how
why
is a pen a pen
is a clock a clock
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 24, 2002, 08:14:48 AM
when is a door not a door?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 24, 2002, 08:40:58 AM
when it's ajar.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 24, 2002, 09:01:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
did u get a sub to technet cd when you gained your mcse, enforcer?


got my goodie bag today, not bad 12 days, (7 working days)

as suspected 50% off 1 years sub.

1 certificate (slightly better paper than the MCP one)
1 lapel badge
1 plastic wallet card (mentions MCP and MCSE but is predominately MCP)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 25, 2002, 12:37:29 PM
What is marys last name?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 25, 2002, 05:33:07 PM
as mary walked along the side of the canal with smith, he turned to her and asked: "what is your last name mary?"

"yes," she replied. "watt is my last name."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 26, 2002, 04:36:43 AM
'i don't know, what is your last name', said smith


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 26, 2002, 04:50:42 AM
"watt's my last name," she said. "when we played rounders at school i was on second base."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 26, 2002, 05:04:17 AM
'didn't anyone get to third base with you then?'
said smith 'and who know's your last name if you don't?'


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 26, 2002, 05:32:39 AM
"this bloke sean welsh or something used to end up on secondbase with me all the time," she said. "he was cute."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 26, 2002, 06:49:18 AM
Faygo Moon Mist :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 26, 2002, 07:00:43 AM
sorry, is that your porn star name or your taxi driver name?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 27, 2002, 06:39:23 AM
sounds like one but no it is a soft drink


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 27, 2002, 04:46:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
"this bloke sean welsh or something used to end up on secondbase with me all the time," she said. "he was cute."



"did he ever get past second to third base?"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 29, 2002, 12:26:38 PM
Time for a home run don't you think :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 30, 2002, 04:30:22 AM
he gets past third base and yes it's a home run, he's SCORED :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 30, 2002, 12:12:24 PM
What is the score ?
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 30, 2002, 01:51:01 PM
it's the mark , usually a straight line, made in tiles or glass which helps you break it into the shape you need :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 30, 2002, 02:30:11 PM
To bad you can't score or cut temper glass
:(  yourself


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MikeDF on September 30, 2002, 04:23:08 PM
The frogs in my pond are great.....................................................................................:rolleyes: So are the fish.........................................:confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 01, 2002, 03:45:07 AM
looks like it is dinner round Mikes' then. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 01, 2002, 05:21:49 AM
i like my fish well-batterred. that way you know they are dead.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 01, 2002, 05:35:46 AM
sushi ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 01, 2002, 08:16:37 AM
frogs legs are good :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 02, 2002, 05:41:17 AM
not if you're wearing a mini skirt


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 02, 2002, 07:38:28 AM
what are some of the strange things that you have eaten.snails , ants ,frog legs , squid ...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 02, 2002, 10:12:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by smokin
what are some of the strange things that you have eaten.snails , ants ,frog legs , squid ...



yes, and i'm not going to that McDonalds again ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 02, 2002, 10:43:38 AM
you should try my madras.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 02, 2002, 01:55:04 PM
Whats a madras?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Mr. Linux Guy on October 02, 2002, 01:57:41 PM
A town in India.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 02, 2002, 02:12:35 PM
yes but is it a type of food too ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 02, 2002, 02:14:11 PM
Like Tandor chicken :)


Title: Ma dras?
Post by: MikeDF on October 02, 2002, 04:15:58 PM
My dear fellas (sorry, sexist!) people, then.Ma dras is surely what ma lady wears.....     Oh dear, too many frogs legs!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 03, 2002, 04:52:09 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Like Tandor chicken :)



yeah like a tandoor chicken, only makes your a$$ burn when it comes out the other end


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 03, 2002, 08:51:37 AM
What type of pens do you like?
 Fine or Medium point
 Black,Blue,Green,Red ...
 Expensive or cheep
 Ballpoint,felt


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 03, 2002, 08:57:34 AM
watch it Kiwipete is probably gonna reply 'the ones with sheep in' ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on October 03, 2002, 09:45:32 AM
Is the information I've just given you relevant at this time, or shall I come back later?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 03, 2002, 11:04:29 AM
My wife and I went to one of the TV previews
Last night  :) pretty cool
We saw two shows and a few commercials then got to write down what we like or dislike about them.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on October 03, 2002, 11:39:03 AM
VELVEETA cheese is possbly the BESTEST cheese ever. I mean, have you ever had a VELVEETA grilled cheese...OMG, its like, almost better than making love. You can do  many apon many things with VELVEETA cheese. You can use it as a door block, or even to build brick houses. You can use it to disiplin children, or use it to reward your pets. I love VELVEETA cheese, and deep down, I think that VELVEETA cheese loves me.


QUOTE OF THE DAY :D
!!!CHUCKY CHEESE PLEASE!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 03, 2002, 11:42:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by UNCTarheel17
VELVEETA cheese is possbly the BESTEST cheese ever. I mean, have you ever had a VELVEETA grilled cheese...OMG, its like, almost better than making love. You can do  many apon many things with VELVEETA cheese. You can use it as a door block, or even to build brick houses. You can use it to disiplin children, or use it to reward your pets. I love VELVEETA cheese, and deep down, I think that VELVEETA cheese loves me.


QUOTE OF THE DAY :D
!!!CHUCKY CHEESE PLEASE!!!



help me out here, are you saying you like this cheese or you don't like this cheese?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on October 03, 2002, 12:09:53 PM
I like Stilton myself, no good as a door stop, but you can certainly discipline kids with the stuff.:D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 03, 2002, 12:18:26 PM
I like most type of CHEESES but BLUE CHEESE is one of my favorites :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on October 03, 2002, 12:27:49 PM
I was actually doing some work, not far from a village called Stilton so decided to have a look round for a cheese shop, after driving around for about 2 minutes(it's only a village)with no sign of a cheese shop, I went into a general stores to ask if there was a cheese shop local, the lady behind the counter told me that they don't make Stilton cheese in Stilton. I've found out that it can only be made in three places in England, and the probable reason why the cheese is called Stilton is that the carriages carrying the cheese to London would stop at the local Hostelry in Stilton to water themselves and the horses...

So there you go a bit of a lesson in cheese on a Thursday afternoon...:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 03, 2002, 12:38:33 PM
Thats cool :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 04, 2002, 04:48:45 AM
no it's all very cheesey


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 04, 2002, 07:29:08 AM
I hate pop up :mad:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 04, 2002, 07:41:13 AM
especially when wearing swiminng trunks.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 04, 2002, 08:46:02 AM
My monitor died :( at home.It old and not sure if I going to repair it again.maybe this time I will just replace it.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 04, 2002, 08:54:39 AM
it was probably the fumes from the mouldy cheese you eat.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: WPFossil on October 04, 2002, 08:55:11 AM
Just trying something


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: WPFossil on October 04, 2002, 08:57:17 AM
again


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 04, 2002, 08:59:25 AM
was it the desired result wp?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 04, 2002, 09:06:38 AM
very unclear picture of msdos.sys.

your point being?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: WPFossil on October 04, 2002, 09:14:49 AM
needed it for my quiz of the day...

and you got the question right without the use of multiple choice!

true genius...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 04, 2002, 09:25:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
it was probably the fumes from the mouldy cheese you eat.


Maybe you are right :D
or could be the cracker with garlic cream cheese and caviar and or sardines :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 04, 2002, 09:30:52 AM
Now I want a pizza with green peppers, anchovies, sausage, and onions. :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 04, 2002, 09:37:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by WPFossil
needed it for my quiz of the day...

and you got the question right without the use of multiple choice!

true genius...



thanks, but it's got msdos.sys in the file anyway, dead give away. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on October 04, 2002, 10:46:38 AM
i never thought 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' was in the Oxford Dictionary.

but, but :confused: this is a city in Wales. can anybody say it please.

'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on October 04, 2002, 10:57:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer



help me out here, are you saying you like this cheese or you don't like this cheese?


I AM SAYING THAT VELVEETA CHEESE IS MY DADDY. If I could marry VELVEETA cheese, then I would!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on October 04, 2002, 10:59:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
I like most type of CHEESES but BLUE CHEESE is one of my favorites :)



Blue cheese, ARE YOU CRAZY, VELVEET is the BESTEST, end of discussion, period, shhhh, over now, get a life.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 04, 2002, 11:05:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
i never thought 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' was in the Oxford Dictionary.

but, but :confused: this is a city in Wales. can anybody say it please.

'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'



IT


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on October 04, 2002, 11:07:56 AM
:D:D

can somebody say 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' please.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 04, 2002, 11:12:09 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer



IT


:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on October 04, 2002, 11:17:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
:D:D

can somebody say 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' please.



St. Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of the church of St. Tysilo near the Red Cave.

There you go thats how to pronounce it...:D :D


Well in English anyway....;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 04, 2002, 11:48:22 AM
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch



little ian fair pulled gwyn girl. go get yer window. robbie williams and tyson lie. go go gouch


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 06, 2002, 10:22:26 AM
is there any value to a 10 base t hub anymoe


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 07, 2002, 05:01:00 AM
only if you haven't got a pumpkin


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 07, 2002, 11:06:27 AM
We haven't got a pumpkin yet :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 07, 2002, 11:07:57 AM
Can't wait to make the pumpkin seeds :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 07, 2002, 11:16:07 AM
Heres how I make them.
Clean seeds
Take about 1 to two cups of salt
Add  salt, seeds and  water  to a pan
Keep boiling seeds till water is all gone from pan
Rinse seeds under water in a strainer
Preheat oven to 350
Place on cookie sheet in a single layer in oven (spray cookie sheet with PAM)
Cook till seeds are dry
 
Much better then the junk you buy in the store :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 07, 2002, 12:36:40 PM
ace have you seen the thread best comeback?http://examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64046&pagenumber=1


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Teck Shark on October 07, 2002, 12:39:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Heres how I make them.
Clean seeds
Take about 1 to two cups of salt
Add  salt, seeds and  water  to a pan
Keep boiling seeds till water is all gone from pan
Rinse seeds under water in a strainer
Preheat oven to 350
Place on cookie sheet in a single layer in oven (spray cookie sheet with PAM)
Cook till seeds are dry
 
Much better then the junk you buy in the store :)


Agreed!  Much much better than seeds bought from the supermarket.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 07, 2002, 12:54:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
ace have you seen the thread best comeback?http://examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64046&pagenumber=1


:D very good


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on October 07, 2002, 06:55:41 PM
the sun is shining!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 08, 2002, 07:27:23 AM
the moon is shining


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 08, 2002, 07:33:52 AM
will you put your pants back on please? How many times do I have to tell you?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 09, 2002, 11:16:38 AM
What would you pick for your last meal?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 11, 2002, 11:21:57 AM
spam :D

I think I would pick lobster and crab legs


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 14, 2002, 05:32:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
What would you pick for your last meal?



long life milk.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 15, 2002, 07:27:04 AM
short cake


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 15, 2002, 09:09:16 AM
this is no time to bring chachi and joannie into this


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 15, 2002, 09:56:55 AM
why not?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 15, 2002, 10:08:37 AM
why not what?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 15, 2002, 12:30:07 PM
just why not


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 15, 2002, 01:56:29 PM
why not what, and don't call me just


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on October 15, 2002, 03:14:34 PM
Mr. Enforcer, Sir. Why, I see that yee have repeated thine own blabber again. What's amiss with thee. I've got a good part of mine own brain to give thy knaves pate a crack for thee!!! :D:D

howd'ya like dat?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 16, 2002, 04:23:07 AM
call who what?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 16, 2002, 07:57:48 AM
No call who, who


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 16, 2002, 07:59:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart



howd'ya like dat?



never used it, tend to use CDR (thanks to thecomeons for the idea)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 16, 2002, 08:04:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
No call who, who


no need to cry, my boy.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 16, 2002, 08:22:25 AM
I don't see 'my boy' anywhere in my previous post :confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 16, 2002, 12:07:10 PM
Lima beans are about the worst tasting food ever


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 17, 2002, 04:51:19 AM
so are llama beens.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 17, 2002, 05:20:29 AM
has beens don't taste very nice either


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 17, 2002, 06:32:03 AM
hay muchos de gas en la parte trasera de nuestra casa


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 17, 2002, 06:43:20 AM
Better get a CORGI registered plumber then ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 18, 2002, 04:32:29 PM
http://www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org/


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on October 19, 2002, 05:37:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
has beens


How old are you?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 19, 2002, 11:13:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
How old are you?



as old as my heart, but younger than my teeth.



confusion say:

You are only as old as who you feel.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 19, 2002, 11:14:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
http://www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org/



sorry, but that is a crap link ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: loopbacklady on October 19, 2002, 02:19:51 PM
Phi Zappa Crappa


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on October 19, 2002, 03:58:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
as old as my heart


sure... so that would be anywhere between a newborn baby to a 130 year old bachana. (For Brits)

'Has Beens', that's what i'm trying to start a dialogue about. What are 'Has Beens'?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 19, 2002, 04:13:09 PM
a has-been has done more than a wannabe and succeeded better than a never-was.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 20, 2002, 08:08:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
a has-been has done more than a wannabe and succeeded better than a never-was.



wannabe?, isn't that from austailia, sort of springy creature that jumps up and down, bit like a small kangaroo.





ooooops!, sorry that's a wallabie isn't it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on October 20, 2002, 09:00:52 AM
Heck. ur all on old grounds budd's.

it's not 'has-been', it's 'Has Beens', Beens, Beens, Beens (not bees). do u guys have em in the uk? guess you do. if that's the case what are 'Has Beens'?

let's stay on the subject.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 20, 2002, 09:05:20 AM
corn is good


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 21, 2002, 04:49:55 AM
not on the foot it's/they're not


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 21, 2002, 05:41:38 AM
has-beens is the plural of has-been. a has-been is somebody who is past it. peewee herman is a has-been.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on October 26, 2002, 12:45:15 PM
Is there a way to write protect you home page setting in IE so no one can change it.
 I keep going on my pc and it is always being change by ether someone or by the internet :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 28, 2002, 06:45:21 AM
Bit windy here yesterday, now where was my kite when i needed it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on October 28, 2002, 07:00:00 AM
i remember buying a kite once when i was at the coast, coz i thought the wind was right for it. of course, i took it around the cliffs and couldn't control it coz of the combination of the high winds and thermals from the cliffs.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 28, 2002, 08:01:41 AM
cliffs got thermals, i suppose at his age he will need them for the winter.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on October 28, 2002, 01:48:50 PM
Have the thermals replaced the shadows?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 28, 2002, 03:28:19 PM
"I don't know" said thermalwraith formerly known as shadowwraith


http://examnotes.net/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=79552


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: UNCTarheel17 on October 30, 2002, 11:44:10 AM
You know I would just like to ask if anyone has seen my new old car? its a '93 Saturn...OH YEAH...bought it for 1k...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on October 30, 2002, 02:34:49 PM
What is the correct answer to the following question?

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Every time I get asked this question I give the wrong answer.

Foggy.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on October 30, 2002, 02:56:45 PM
The correct answer is:

"No the garment does not make you look fat.  Your fat makes you look fat."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 31, 2002, 06:10:32 AM
correct answer :

not compared to your stomach


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 04, 2002, 08:23:54 AM
how much candy is left?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 04, 2002, 09:55:12 AM
Just the good stuff :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 04, 2002, 03:12:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Just the good stuff :D



I would have thought the good stuff had already been eaten


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 04, 2002, 03:18:09 PM
:D most of it gone but there is still some good some left :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jeramiel00 on November 04, 2002, 03:23:54 PM
i feel like killing


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 04, 2002, 03:28:05 PM
give them the bad stuff :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jeramiel00 on November 04, 2002, 03:52:10 PM
whats the bad stuff????


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 04, 2002, 04:34:04 PM
the candy that no one wants


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 05, 2002, 05:31:16 AM
Candy Girl - New Edition


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on November 05, 2002, 05:53:34 AM
Well wasn't it/she horrible. I thought the demon was on you. You spit it/she out like a mad man knocked over by some diabolical agent.

You even...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 05, 2002, 06:07:50 AM
or lumpy?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 05, 2002, 08:22:03 AM
sound like we are talking about mary


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on November 05, 2002, 09:18:50 AM
is anyone foreign on the internet?

if so should we shoot them?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on November 05, 2002, 09:36:04 AM
depends on who u consider foreign. the asian considers you foreign, so do you. same with the african and arabian.

So I think we'd fare forth better if you could define what a foreigner is


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 05, 2002, 03:39:42 PM
time for chocolate


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 05, 2002, 04:09:18 PM
free porn! -
http://www.twmacinta.com/detector/Erotic.en.html


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 06, 2002, 08:22:00 AM
:D not bad


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 06, 2002, 09:28:32 AM
ok,

Thriller?

History?

Off the wall?

Dangerous?



which one then?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 07, 2002, 08:20:34 AM
Dangerous


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 08, 2002, 05:36:48 AM
Free the Indianapolis 500


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 08, 2002, 09:22:51 AM
I went to the Indianapolis 500 once back in high school with the band.We march  on the track just before the race.Then they let us watch the race from the inner track.
Have you ever seen a car go by at 200 miles an hour? :D The whole race was a burr and you could not understand the announcer.We had to go back to the hotel to see who won :D .But at lease I can say I been there. :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Mr. Linux Guy on November 08, 2002, 11:05:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
free porn! -
http://www.twmacinta.com/detector/Erotic.en.html


I love it!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 11, 2002, 05:43:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Mr. Linux Guy
I love it!


I love anything to do with computers and the sharing of information via technology. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 11, 2002, 08:00:05 AM
to ensure non-infection of the sharing of information via technology, please refer to this thread:
http://examnotes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=72483


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 14, 2002, 11:40:14 AM
D:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 14, 2002, 12:04:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by smokin
D:



and the question was?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 14, 2002, 02:39:18 PM
:D
Dyslectic on my smilies :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 14, 2002, 05:07:13 PM
quick non-film based question.

What does DNA stand for?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: masamune on November 14, 2002, 05:37:50 PM
Definitive Nerd Association


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 14, 2002, 07:37:31 PM
yeah, well, i know what it stands for but that would be staying on the topic :)

.. how 'bout THc?  :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ccaya on November 14, 2002, 08:49:33 PM
This has got to be the most interesting thread that I have ever read.  I felt after reading it that I should make my mark here.  Not to go off of subject or anything.. lol. This would make a great book.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 15, 2002, 01:14:09 AM
well.. it's not a pleasure to meet a jedi if you're a bad guy.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 15, 2002, 04:35:27 AM
i never thought that dracula would have been in a starwars film, even though van helsing made an appearance in episode iv.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 15, 2002, 06:10:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by masamune
Definitive Nerd Association



sorry it's National Dyslexia Association ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: masamune on November 15, 2002, 09:26:54 AM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 15, 2002, 10:09:23 AM
:D 500 :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 15, 2002, 10:22:39 AM
501 double to finish, nearest bull to start


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on November 15, 2002, 01:02:26 PM
!skool ti naht redrah si sdrawkcab gnipyt


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 15, 2002, 03:16:04 PM
none of us really exist.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ccaya on November 15, 2002, 07:51:14 PM
being a bad guy is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror - but you are eternity and you are the mirror


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 15, 2002, 08:23:53 PM
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
================

hmmmm.. i don't know about You, but that pretty much sums up my entire existence!

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 17, 2002, 09:38:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by kate39
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
================

hmmmm.. i don't know about You, but that pretty much sums up my entire existence!

:D


Kate, if you look to the bottom of someones post you will see a little rectangle with what looks like a pencil, next to that you will see another smaller rectangle with 3 horizontal lines in it, if you click that you will then be able to post a reply with a proper quote from that post. :)

hope this helps :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 17, 2002, 05:01:01 PM
you will then be able to post a reply with a proper quote from that post.
========================

yeah, i know that, smart alec.  are you saying that my way bothers you and you'd like me to do it the standard way?  if so, be straightforward and i'll accomodate.

;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 18, 2002, 05:44:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by kate39
you will then be able to post a reply with a proper quote from that post.
========================

yeah, i know that, smart alec.  are you saying that my way bothers you and you'd like me to do it the standard way?  if so, be straightforward and i'll accomodate.

;)


YES! i am, half the time i don't know who, what or whether you're quoting. I don't mind you doing it slightly different but at least make it readable. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 18, 2002, 05:58:30 AM
YES! i am, half the time i don't know who, what or whether you're quoting. I don't mind you doing it slightly different but at least make it readable.
========================

couldd bee woruse, coulddss  have bppoor typoing tooo.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 18, 2002, 07:57:16 AM
"Thats the way to do it. Thats the way to do it" shouted Punch as he belted Judy with his weapon!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 18, 2002, 08:02:54 AM
BOOM! BOOM! shouted Basil Brush as he hit the man who had his hand up his arse over the head with HIS weapon


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 18, 2002, 02:28:34 PM
The Emu is a flightless bird.


Its not surprising with Rod Hulls arm shoved up its back passage!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 18, 2002, 02:34:49 PM
why is iceland warmer than greenland?  they should switch the names.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 18, 2002, 02:39:43 PM
Iceland is greener than Greenland,which reinforces your observation.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 18, 2002, 02:56:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Iceland is greener than Greenland,which reinforces your observation.


it makes no sense whatsoever.

wasn't it so the pirates would go to greenland instead?  or am i way off there.
;)

well, i don't see why they kept the names.  this is like hundreds of years ago.  it's pretty nonsensical.  i don't think there's anywhere else in the world with such mixed-up names.  maybe that's why they kept 'em..

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 18, 2002, 03:03:13 PM
You are right,Greenland was given its name to make it sound more attractive,but not necessarily to pirates.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 18, 2002, 03:14:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by kate39
it makes no sense whatsoever.

...

well, i don't see why they kept the names.  this is like hundreds of years ago.
:D


that's like saying why is the united kingdom called the united kingdom when it doesn't have a king or why is the united states of america called so when each state can have different laws.

etc etc and so forth.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 18, 2002, 03:32:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
that's like saying why is the united kingdom called the united kingdom when it doesn't have a king or why is the united states of america called so when each state can have different laws.


united kingdom makes some sense.  united states makes some sense.  iceland being green and greenland being ice never made sense.  

there's a difference.

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 18, 2002, 05:21:33 PM
Do you think the Virgin Islands are correctly named?
What colour is the Red Sea?
Should Sevenoaks in Kent,England have had its name changed in 1987?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 18, 2002, 08:10:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Do you think the Virgin Islands are correctly named?
What colour is the Red Sea?
Should Sevenoaks in Kent,England have had its name changed in 1987?


you know, dude, i'm just being difficult on purpose.  anyway, to answer:

virgin islands: yes, although they are probably no longer virgin territory, they once were.

the red sea- i've never seen it, so it might be green, blue, or aquamarine.  i think the bible had something to do with that red name.  pretty gross story actually.  so no, that should have a different name because i don't believe it was ever really red.

i've never heard of seven oaks in kent, but it sounds nice.  no, if it once had seven oaks the name should remain.

you know i'm sure that in the last ice-age iceland was green and greenland was ice.  that's the best i can do.  so yeah, they're named appropriately, since at some point that's what they actually were.  no problem!

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 18, 2002, 11:32:22 PM
Even now,over 11% of Iceland is covered by glaciers,so the name Iceland is not entirely unapprpriate.

Regards

Foggy


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 18, 2002, 11:49:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Even now,over 11% of Iceland is covered by glaciers,so the name Iceland is not entirely unapprpriate.
Regards
Foggy


:)

that information would have helped my case, you know -!    

regards Foggy,
kate
:D

ps: do you get snow there?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 19, 2002, 12:06:58 AM
Yes,we do get snow.The weather here is unpredictable as we are in an area where the relative warmth of the Atlantic and the Gulf Stream meets cold of the Polar region.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 19, 2002, 12:15:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Yes,we do get snow.The weather here is unpredictable as we are in an area where the relative warmth of the Atlantic and the Gulf Stream meets cold of the Polar region.


sounds like where i live, except for the atlantic, gulf stream, and polar region (although thAt may be debatable.)

i live in the coldest part of the US in minnesota (lake superior), up by canada.  we get _LOTS_ of snow.  loTs.  i really can't stress that enough.  ;)

but anyway, this place should be called iceland, and it would've been had you not gotten the name first.  enjoy.   :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 19, 2002, 04:43:13 AM
foggy, i bet you go skinny-dipping in the hot springs though ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 19, 2002, 06:50:14 AM
The Red Sea, isn't that where Eve went for a bath, when she suddenl;y discovered it was that time of the . . . . .. . ?


I don't think they should change the name of Sevenoaks to 1987, it wouldn't make sense. ;)


Kate, do you get snow over there? ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 19, 2002, 10:56:30 AM
There is nothing like a naked roll in the snow quickly followed by a dip in a hot spring.
      Just make sure its not too hot!!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 19, 2002, 04:56:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
There is nothing like a naked roll in the snow quickly followed by a dip in a hot spring.
      Just make sure its not too hot!!!!


also make sure the snow isn't yellow ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 19, 2002, 05:05:58 PM
or streaky brown


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 19, 2002, 05:11:24 PM
or a kind pinky color, especially if you can see what looks like a mouse ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 19, 2002, 05:26:04 PM
dracula's teabags?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 19, 2002, 07:07:39 PM
there's no wrong way to eat a reese's


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 20, 2002, 06:24:15 AM
just bec


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 20, 2002, 08:10:27 AM
I must tell you chaps that any snow I roll in has to be in pristine condition,I will not tolerate under any circumstances snow comtaining skidmarks or stains of any colour or description.
    Anyway,this is supposed to be the "Dont change the subject" thread,so my answer is George Bernard Shaw.

Regards

Foggy.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 20, 2002, 07:08:30 PM
you know that electronic band Orbital.  well, they rule.  i was listening to them today and they really rock.  Diversions.

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 21, 2002, 06:33:47 AM
Saintly group ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: studymode on November 21, 2002, 09:40:21 PM
smattering of snow this morning.  not enough to slip on or roll around in though.

just enough to look like powdered sugar on all the trees.

:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on November 25, 2002, 08:33:28 AM
we got some of the white stuff too. about 1/2"


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smite on November 25, 2002, 04:39:37 PM
Where do i find Newquay?
And what does 'btw' and 'IMHO' stands for?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: gr33nd4yg1rl on November 25, 2002, 04:48:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by smite
Where do i find Newquay?
And what does 'btw' and 'IMHO' stands for?


i have no idea about Newquay...
btw = by the way
IMHO = in my humble opinion


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on November 25, 2002, 05:47:38 PM
Look for Newquay in Cornwall.Capitalising imho sounds like a poxy moron:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 26, 2002, 06:15:03 AM
IMHO - I'm Mainly Hetro 'Onest.

BTW - Better Than Wanking


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on November 26, 2002, 06:29:46 AM
IMHO = I Masquerade Homosexuality Openly


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on November 26, 2002, 06:32:53 AM
IMHO - It's my handbag OK...

BTW - Big titted Women...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on November 26, 2002, 06:45:18 AM
btw = by the window

imho = in my house only

these are things you say to a lady when you bring her to yourplace after a date.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 26, 2002, 07:13:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons


these are things you say to a lady when you bring her to yourplace after a date.


I usually take the 'lady' to my place during the date. bit difficult to take her after the date.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on December 02, 2002, 08:22:47 AM
Whats the best game system?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on December 02, 2002, 09:31:53 AM
4-4-2 with a sweeper


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on December 02, 2002, 01:55:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
4-4-2 with a sweeper


El-Tel's Christmas tree formation is proving very successful at the moment, don't you think?

:( :( :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on December 02, 2002, 03:07:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
El-Tel's Christmas tree formation is proving very successful at the moment, don't you think?

:( :( :(



almost giving away as many presents as our goalkeeper. Anybody want a jerzey for xmas?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: HOOLIGAN on December 02, 2002, 05:39:27 PM
But would you swap a jerzy for a ponytail?

Its good being on top.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on December 02, 2002, 06:41:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
But would you swap a jerzy for a ponytail?

Its good being on top.


It's crap being shit!!:D

We've only had two games on a Saturday this season, It'd be great for once to be miserable on a Saturday as opposed to a Sunday..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on December 03, 2002, 12:29:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
But would you swap a jerzy for a ponytail?

Its good being on top.


can you believe it, the top two teams in the English Premiership have the dodgest keepers at present :confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on December 03, 2002, 12:32:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
can you believe it, the top two teams in the English Premiership have the dodgest keepers at present :confused:


dodgest, you saying they're from the Wild west....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on December 03, 2002, 01:01:13 PM
well i wish jerzy would get in the way of the shots rather than dodge them


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on December 17, 2002, 04:23:22 PM
has sasha distel ever released a christmas album?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on December 17, 2002, 04:43:28 PM
Don't think so, at least they don't have christmas in the title

 Sacha Distel (http://www.sacha-distel.com/disco-e.htm)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on January 13, 2003, 10:58:11 AM
i must phone him tonight and propose the idea


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on January 13, 2003, 11:36:17 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
i must phone him tonight and propose


no you are probably thinking of Susan Danielle, and she married that golfer fellow Sam very fast river


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on January 13, 2003, 01:18:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
no you are probably thinking of Susan Danielle, and she married that golfer fellow Sam very fast river


Sam Zambezi plays croquet not golf, enforcer


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Kasor on January 13, 2003, 10:39:10 PM
This post still on...... :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: theshewolf on January 14, 2003, 12:55:38 AM
I can't believe I just say here for 1.5 hrs ready this sheka.  Love it, guys! :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Patrickjb on January 14, 2003, 02:11:49 AM
Anyone here a MOO fan?:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on January 14, 2003, 07:20:58 AM
is there any truth to the rumour that there is a sequel to heathers.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on January 14, 2003, 07:47:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by theshewolf
I can't believe I just say here for 1.5 hrs ready this sheka.  Love it, guys! :D



and in English?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tennman on January 14, 2003, 10:58:21 PM
has anyone seen the green pill?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: theshewolf on January 14, 2003, 11:43:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
and in English?


I meant READING not READY, and sheka is a polite term for stable sweepings. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on January 15, 2003, 12:21:30 AM
GO LEAFS GO!!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: theshewolf on January 15, 2003, 01:12:15 AM
tom45, every time I see your tag, I hear a voice saying, "I'm really quite MA-AD", but I can't remember what it's from.  Can you help?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on January 15, 2003, 01:28:55 AM
It is from MAD magazine from the 60's and 70's, also from the television show currently on Fox


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: theshewolf on January 15, 2003, 01:37:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by tom45
It is from MAD magazine from the 60's and 70's, also from the television show currently on Fox


Yeah, but there's someplace I heard it some years ago...oh drat this old brain of mine.

I'm sure those of you in cold parts of the world will think I'm whining, but it's 8 degress outside right now, and 14 DEGREES INSIDE MY HOUSE! I've got the bloody heater set to 19.  IT DOESN'T GET THIS COLD IN THIS PART OF TEXAS IN JANUARY!!!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on January 15, 2003, 05:02:35 AM
it could be warmer in the bar


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on January 15, 2003, 01:32:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
it could be warmer in the bar


I think he'd find the snug a lot warmer than the Bar. I've just lit the fire..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on January 15, 2003, 04:32:26 PM
if the rain keeps up it aint never comin down


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on January 15, 2003, 08:36:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
I think he'd find a snog a lot warmer in the Bar. I've just let one fire


just keep yourself to yourself this weekend please. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on January 15, 2003, 10:43:19 PM
Quote
originally posted by theshewolf
Yeah, but there's someplace I heard it some years ago...oh drat this old brain of mine.


There was a movie called It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad world starring Mickey Rooney and a lot of other 60's stars, something about buried money


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: suchanoob on January 15, 2003, 11:40:41 PM
There was a post on another BB I'm a member of that went on and on like this, brings back memories...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on January 16, 2003, 12:28:03 PM
Quote

originally posted by everetjo
it's quite amazing how long i can keep it up, before it comes down.. ;)


sounds like bragging, or very personal info here, mate.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on January 16, 2003, 12:31:06 PM
Quote
originally posted by jonhiker:

there's this wart on my neck that has its own heartbeat.  maybe i should go down to the warf and have a rat gnaw it off.


that sounds like a splendid idea  ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on January 16, 2003, 12:39:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
just keep yourself away from HOOLIGAN and I at the weekend please, we'd like some privacy in our room. ;)



So the lassy you're bringing is really HOOLIGAN! Well, well, well, does HOOLIGAN know what you've in store for him?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MaulerJ on January 17, 2003, 01:47:51 AM
And then I said................. No I did not eat the cheese!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on January 17, 2003, 05:45:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
i'm bringing lassie ,in case i get lost down the  Well, well, well. does HOOLIGAN know that i've got a score to settle with  him?



what's that then he wanted lassie for himself did he? or maybe he prefers flipper


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on January 17, 2003, 06:37:53 AM
i remembner that show. didn't the music go, they call him flipper flipper the bush kangaroo..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on January 17, 2003, 07:00:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
i remembner that show. didn't the music go, they call him flipper flipper the bush kangaroo..



bouncing up and down around a bush, sounds familiar


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on January 17, 2003, 12:07:45 PM
Quote

originally posted by everetjo:

i was lonely, so i made a wharf rat my pet ;)


nice, did you give it a name? :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on January 17, 2003, 05:15:46 PM
my rat's name is George


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on January 17, 2003, 07:56:14 PM
What exactly is "Bubble and Squeak":confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on January 26, 2003, 02:25:58 PM
who will win today?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on January 26, 2003, 04:19:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by tom45
What exactly is "Bubble and Squeak":confused:


BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
An old English dish, named for the sounds the ingredients make while cooking (or from the sound one's stomach makes after eating it). Some sources say it was originally cold boiled beef and chopped cabbage, others claim it was originally mashed potatoes and cabbage, while some claim it originally contained all three.

Today it is typically made from leftover potatoes and cabbage fried together


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oik on January 26, 2003, 05:42:11 PM
You've just made me hungry, mate.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: sasquatchmann on January 27, 2003, 05:31:40 AM
Bubble and Squeak, Delicious, plenty of it made across England today after yesterdays roasts..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on February 01, 2003, 02:01:31 AM
[SIZE=12]O.K. It does sound good, now I'm hungry TOO!!!!![/SIZE]


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: gr33nd4yg1rl on February 01, 2003, 02:06:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Don't change the subject :D:D:D
Don't you just love it when you post one thing and after a few post the thread has nothing to do with what you first posted. :D


what happened to ace123??? :confused:


Title: Re: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on February 02, 2003, 01:20:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
what happened to ace123??? :confused:

I am still here :)
I been spending most of my time updating my resume and looking for a job.

I just got a round to makeing my first draft
of my web page
http://home.attbi.com/~jeff.pearson123/jeff1.html

Not much but a start. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on February 02, 2003, 06:17:00 PM
happy hunting ace!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 03, 2003, 02:46:44 PM
Hunting is facing a ban over here mate


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on March 27, 2003, 03:05:08 PM
Cosmic wimp out


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on March 27, 2003, 06:03:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ando
I'm feeling quite horney today for some reason ??


You too?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on March 27, 2003, 06:28:43 PM
odd, you really shouldn't say such things in here. ruscorp gets sweaty palms.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on March 27, 2003, 11:10:25 PM
***apologizes profusely***


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on March 28, 2003, 11:06:56 AM
Would you like some custard on it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 28, 2003, 11:44:15 AM
No! I don't want a pink cat thank you. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on March 28, 2003, 01:09:58 PM
I am starting to dis like XP


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on March 28, 2003, 02:07:32 PM
I like big butts...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 28, 2003, 03:39:35 PM
[size=40]BUTT[/size]


[size=40]BUTT[/size]


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on March 28, 2003, 03:58:41 PM
Here fishie fishie, there's just glass and 10ft seperating me from pure happiness


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on March 28, 2003, 03:58:57 PM
Its snowing again!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on March 28, 2003, 05:55:59 PM
time grabs you by the wrist / directs you where to go / so make the best of this test / and don't ask why / it's not a question / but a lesson learned in time


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on March 29, 2003, 09:43:07 AM
I find it impossible to lick my own elbow.Is this normal?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: azimuth40 on March 30, 2003, 02:35:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
I find it impossible to lick my own elbow.Is this normal?


Roosters don't have elbows... do they??  Unless they store them in the same place as chicken nuggets.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on March 30, 2003, 05:24:46 AM
Do you mean in McDonalds wrapper with some fries.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 15, 2003, 04:05:02 PM
this thread must not die


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on April 15, 2003, 04:27:04 PM
I want to be the last one to reply to this post before it dies :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on April 15, 2003, 04:39:25 PM
"Elvis' thirtieth movie was shot in 1968 and was called "The Trouble
With Girls (And How To Get Into It)".  It was the only Elvis movie to have
a subtitle in its name."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on April 15, 2003, 04:42:10 PM
Is there a forum for dummies book? :D

my boss just handed me a " creating web pages for dummies " book today


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ChrisDfer on April 15, 2003, 05:57:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Is there a forum for dummies book? :D

my boss just handed me a " creating web pages for dummies " book today


Haha to true I also like boats.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on April 15, 2003, 06:56:13 PM
Is it true that the Rain in Spain falls mainly in the Plain?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ChrisDfer on April 15, 2003, 09:40:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by jonhiker
Is it true that the Rain in Spain falls mainly in the Plain?



Actually no, if you flush your cat down the toilet it would probably get stuck in the pipes and start smelling. But then again you never know unless you try. Have any extra cats lying around?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 15, 2003, 10:28:26 PM
I got a tune up on the car today, really runs great, and I like steak better than porkchops, and I prefer beer to liquor:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 16, 2003, 04:31:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by tom45
and I prefer beer to liquor:D


I prefer her to liquor self while I have a beer ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 16, 2003, 10:14:33 AM
joints that preach "liqour in the front, poker in the rear" are alright by me!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 16, 2003, 10:38:13 AM
I've no idea what I'm talking about...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 16, 2003, 10:38:56 AM
are you local?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 16, 2003, 10:49:44 AM
This is a local shop..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on April 16, 2003, 11:17:06 AM
for local people


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 16, 2003, 11:59:15 AM
What's all this shouting?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 16, 2003, 12:13:01 PM
Since we are discussing planets, as a whole, what do you think of Uranus.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 16, 2003, 12:15:51 PM
Too Hairy!!:D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 16, 2003, 12:33:33 PM
"Mr. Spock, are the Klingons still circling Uranus":D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 16, 2003, 03:03:49 PM
Has anybody got a recipe for Spotted Dick?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on April 16, 2003, 03:21:59 PM
Quote

originally posted by foggy
Has anybody got a recipe for Spotted Dick?


since you asked.... :D
 
  Make Your Own Spotted Dick

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The following recipe is a traditional one for making this great pudding and will serve four normal people, two greedy ones or one pig.

Recipe for Spotted Dick 2 oz white breadcrumbs
2 oz self raising flour
4 oz shredded suet
8 oz prepared stoned raisins
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/2 grated nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon mace
1 oz whole candidied peel, finely chopped
grated zest of one orange
3 eggs
3 tablespoons brandy

Mix the breadcrumbs with the suet and flour in a large bowl. Add the raisins making sure that noneare stuck together. When these ingredients are well mixed, add the salt, nutmeg, ginger, mace, candidied peel and orange zest, mixing thoroughly.

In a small basin beat the eggs well and add them with the brandy to the mixture, stirring for at least five minutes to amalgamate the contents thoroughly. Pack the pudding basin with the mixture, cover with greas-proof paper and foil and tie down with a string. Steam for four hours, making sure that the saucepan doesn't boil dry. Serve with lashings of hot custard.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 16, 2003, 03:25:14 PM
norks


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 16, 2003, 04:01:02 PM
Has anyone got a recipe for custard?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on April 16, 2003, 04:12:52 PM
buy a box of birds dry stuff. bung the contents in a saucepan. add milk. warm it and pour it over your spotty dick.

or:

buy some of that readymix ambrosier stuff. bung the contents in a saucepan. warm it and pour it over your spotty dick.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 16, 2003, 04:42:33 PM
Oi,you.Get back to the books!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ChrisDfer on April 16, 2003, 04:58:19 PM
spotted dick cook books???


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 16, 2003, 05:16:07 PM
Does he?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 16, 2003, 07:01:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Has anybody got a recipe for Spotted Dick?



Have sex when she's on :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 17, 2003, 03:28:17 AM
Has anyone got a cure for Spotted Dick?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 17, 2003, 09:03:02 AM
An eraser


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 17, 2003, 10:44:13 AM
I used a rubber,but its still spotted!!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 17, 2003, 11:00:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Has anyone got a cure for Spotted Dick?


A little bearing with a tiny amount of HOOLIGAN.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on April 17, 2003, 12:01:31 PM
Quote

originally posted by foggy:
Has anyone got a cure for Spotted Dick?


Swift's Specific

Cures skin diseases and "White Swelling..."  whatever that is!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 17, 2003, 12:07:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by jonhiker
Swift's Specific

Cures skin diseases and "White Swelling..."  whatever that is!


White swelling used to be the name for Tuberculosis.  Don't know if it's the same as the one in that advert..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 17, 2003, 02:58:38 PM
why is it that edward never returns with stock for the local shop?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 17, 2003, 03:00:56 PM
is he local?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 17, 2003, 03:11:36 PM
They used to go to Fakenham in Norfolk most thursdays to buy stock and it normally led to a big drinking session.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 17, 2003, 03:21:33 PM
in royston valley?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 17, 2003, 03:55:20 PM
Anywhere is good,but you  will usually find me in The Grapes and Loincloth,a nice little boozer near the cricket ground.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 17, 2003, 03:57:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by everetjo
is he local?


No, foreign. Hes from the UK remember? ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 19, 2003, 11:18:32 PM
:D Beeris very very good!:D :D ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 20, 2003, 12:16:01 AM
How do they seperate the men from the boys on a Greek freighter..



With a Crowbar:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 21, 2003, 07:50:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Has anyone got a cure for Spotted Dick?



Keep your flies zipped up


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 21, 2003, 10:47:09 AM
That is a prevention, not a cure.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on April 21, 2003, 12:37:59 PM
There's this cute guy in my A & G class.  I made that swed go to my school and stand outside the door and memorize his name and phone number for me.  Now the question is, how do I go about approching him to tell him my feelings?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 21, 2003, 12:47:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
There's this cute guy in my A & G class.  I made that swed go to my school and stand outside the door and memorize his name and phone number for me.  Now the question is, how do I go about approching him to tell him my feelings?


go up to him , lift your teeshirt and say "how about this for a pair of ear muffs?"  ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 21, 2003, 01:45:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
There's this cute guy in my A & G class.  I made that swed go to my school and stand outside the door and memorize his name and phone number for me.  Now the question is, how do I go about approching him to tell him my feelings?


Where's the duck cam? ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Sexy Lexy on April 21, 2003, 01:50:14 PM
What about her boyfriend??


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 21, 2003, 02:00:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
What about her boyfriend??


What boyfriend? :p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Sexy Lexy on April 21, 2003, 02:48:29 PM
Didn't she mention she had one in the original babes of EN thread?

:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 21, 2003, 02:52:24 PM
it could be a hoax


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 21, 2003, 03:08:17 PM
Not anymore! ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Sexy Lexy on April 21, 2003, 04:03:21 PM
Go Ruscorp!

:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 21, 2003, 04:07:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
Go Ruscorp!

:p


:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 21, 2003, 04:48:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
Go Ruscorp!

:p


Yes Go now and never darken our doorsteps again..:D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on April 21, 2003, 07:43:30 PM
Strange how that swed followed me to night school and memorized that guys phone number.. It's almost like he wants me to hook up with him.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 21, 2003, 08:12:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
It's almost like he wants me to hook up with him.


Well we don't! ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on April 21, 2003, 10:51:37 PM
But this guy is more then cute.  He's like a lil geeky guy who doesn't know anything about computers and.. he wants to be an engineer, his mark was like 20% higher then my mark before the exam (I had a 77 he had 96).  I like smart cute people who bake there own muffins :) I want the muffin man :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 21, 2003, 11:07:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
I want the muffin man :)


That's me!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 22, 2003, 02:30:57 AM
He lives in Drury Lane.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 22, 2003, 04:22:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
It's almost like he wants me to hook up with him.


are you sure he doesn't want to hook up with him? ;)


Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by oddduck
I want the muffin man  
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That's me!



muffin the mule???


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jojogun on April 22, 2003, 08:19:08 AM
muffin the muleis a sexual offence!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on April 23, 2003, 04:47:24 PM
there must be a better way to config your router then telnet :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Sexy Lexy on April 23, 2003, 04:48:44 PM
If it's not hard enough, use Viagra.

:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on April 23, 2003, 04:52:20 PM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 25, 2003, 12:31:14 AM
:D And if that doesn't work, try tongue depressers and duct tape:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 25, 2003, 01:11:34 AM
Budgie for sale.Going cheep.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 25, 2003, 12:07:43 PM
and that is how my computer created a 95 car pile up on 95.


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 25, 2003, 12:13:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Don't change the subject :D:D:D
Don't you just love it when you post one thing and after a few post the thread has nothing to do with what you first posted. :D


The subject of this Thread is subject to change without notice as you can clearly see has already done so many times over:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 26, 2003, 08:04:33 AM
Sterility is hereditry


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on April 26, 2003, 02:16:57 PM
the art of crest research is heraldry


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 26, 2003, 05:05:56 PM
Col. Mustard with the dagger in the library


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 26, 2003, 05:07:21 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Col. Mustard with the dagger in the library


Col. Angus?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 27, 2003, 08:19:11 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
the art of crest research is heraldry


prefer colgate myself


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on April 27, 2003, 04:24:33 PM
Buying your Dads old Triumph could be called hereditary heraldry.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on April 27, 2003, 06:17:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ruscorp
Col. Angus?

I introduced Col. Angus to a lady I know.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 27, 2003, 06:40:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
I introduced Col. Angus to a lady I know.


:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 27, 2003, 07:06:51 PM
ever drink the juice that leaks from garbage bins..?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on April 27, 2003, 07:10:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by everetjo
ever drink the juice that leaks from garbage bins..?

Are you insulting Col. Angus?
By the way, we are on Page 69.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: rp814u2 on April 27, 2003, 07:17:22 PM
What if the Hokie Pokie is what itis all aboout ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 27, 2003, 08:12:41 PM
I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T D'OH!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 28, 2003, 05:51:06 AM
James and the Giant Peach


sounds painful, hope he got some ointment for it


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 28, 2003, 09:21:47 AM
Oi!!! Get orf moy land....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 28, 2003, 09:28:30 AM
rovers towing jack


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on April 28, 2003, 09:34:27 AM
yo ho ho and a bottle of bacardi breezer!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 28, 2003, 09:41:23 AM
Quote
originally posted by tech ranger

  Are you insulting Col. Angus?



col. angus is an acquired taste and can be very messy, but i like the deep south where it's humid and hot


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 28, 2003, 09:43:52 AM
We're sorry. We're from Amsterdam. We didn't realize light beer was supposed to suck.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 28, 2003, 09:46:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
We're sorry. We're from Amsterdam. We didn't realize light beer was supposed to suck.



Chief White Cloud says she doesn't. I know I've asked her ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 28, 2003, 09:54:40 AM
if your dog was taking poop, do you think that you could pee the poop back in his rump?  if you had to go real bad?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 28, 2003, 10:02:10 AM
It's 5AM time to make the dounuts.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 28, 2003, 03:16:59 PM
:)7 am, time to eat the donuts:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: WPFossil on April 28, 2003, 04:39:41 PM
It's 4PM, damn donuts are stale!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: gr33nd4yg1rl on April 28, 2003, 05:35:16 PM
it's 2:34 pm?  dammit, my donuts fell on the floor!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: gr33nd4yg1rl on April 28, 2003, 05:36:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T D'OH!!


LOL :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 28, 2003, 07:37:24 PM
The subject has changed yet again. So don't have a cow man!!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 29, 2003, 10:22:11 AM
what's the beef?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 29, 2003, 10:47:07 AM
Where's the beef?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on April 29, 2003, 10:53:52 AM
how's the beef?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 29, 2003, 10:55:18 AM
when's the beef?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 29, 2003, 10:59:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Where's the beef?



that thread disapeared a couple of months ago


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 29, 2003, 10:59:22 AM
Do you want fries with the beef?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 29, 2003, 10:59:53 AM
freedom or french?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 29, 2003, 11:01:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
freedom or french?


aussie.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 29, 2003, 11:03:48 AM
just fried potato strips


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 29, 2003, 11:05:08 AM
so how is Antarctica  this time of year?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 29, 2003, 12:04:37 PM
How about chips and gravy on a tray.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on April 29, 2003, 01:34:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
so how is 'Antarctica  this time of year'?


Well 'Antarctica this time of year' is fine I hope.

But Dear me!, that's a long name ain't it. :rolleyes:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on April 29, 2003, 01:38:12 PM
fun toys are fun


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on April 29, 2003, 01:45:11 PM
the name could be longer:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

            This is the name of a town in North Wales. The name translates, in Welsh as:

"The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave." This has long claimed the fame of having the longest name in the world.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 29, 2003, 06:44:50 PM
The internet is cool:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on April 30, 2003, 12:48:01 AM
Raw tuna, is very uncool !:rolleyes:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 30, 2003, 05:01:11 AM
It's not when it comes straight out of the fridge ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on April 30, 2003, 10:03:39 AM
and even cooler out of the freezer:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 30, 2003, 11:04:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
and even cooler out of the freezer:cool:


and even cooler out of the ocean :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on April 30, 2003, 11:13:34 AM
the artic ocean?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on April 30, 2003, 11:14:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
the artic ocean?


indian ocean?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 30, 2003, 11:21:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
the artic ocean?


Can an ocean be articulated?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on April 30, 2003, 11:30:02 AM
Quote

originally posted by bearing:
Can an ocean be articulated?


don't know about that, but busses can be articulated:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 30, 2003, 11:34:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by jonhiker
don't know about that, but busses can be articulated:


I love Bendy Buses, they're Grrrrreeaaat...

First went on one when I was about 8(23 years ago) we used to stand on the bit that articulates, driver used to give us a right bollocking for it...:D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 30, 2003, 11:39:35 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ruscorp
indian ocean?



no!, i usually find an Indian pretty hot ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on April 30, 2003, 12:04:00 PM
Food or Women?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on April 30, 2003, 12:23:06 PM
both


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on May 01, 2003, 03:47:58 PM
The bishop has been defrocked.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on May 01, 2003, 03:55:04 PM
and bashed?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 01, 2003, 09:03:41 PM
Then his parents walked in...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 02, 2003, 04:33:33 AM
tandem because their car had broken down


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 02, 2003, 09:28:08 AM
Well its 1975 and I'm just trying to keep the funck alive.:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 02, 2003, 09:31:23 AM
I wouldn't bother, I think history tells us the funck died 6 mths later, due to overfeeding


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 02, 2003, 09:38:12 AM
Hey, man don't interrupt my groove:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on May 02, 2003, 10:11:36 AM
urban groova city moova


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 02, 2003, 10:41:28 AM
the cpu central processing unit


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on May 02, 2003, 03:53:45 PM
The lilies rejoice and lift their heads to the sky, for there is much to celebrate..


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 02, 2003, 05:32:58 PM
I am your father.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on May 02, 2003, 11:15:49 PM
:D Hey dad, got any spare ca$h, I could use 20k or so.:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 02, 2003, 11:17:57 PM
Do you want fries with that?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on May 02, 2003, 11:23:02 PM
Fries with lots of ketchup please;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on May 06, 2003, 12:47:58 PM
Whats for lunch?:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 06, 2003, 01:09:29 PM
yesterdays dinner


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on May 06, 2003, 01:16:23 PM
any good?
today foe me is a tuna sub and fry


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on May 06, 2003, 01:49:12 PM
I had a placenta roll served in a dirty ash tray


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on May 06, 2003, 02:11:55 PM
:DI find placenta rolls a little too chewy, but ashes do add a lot of flavor ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 06, 2003, 06:22:34 PM
When you post a thread called "Don't change the subject" you know you're asking for it:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 07, 2003, 04:29:07 AM
No the IT threads are in the other forums


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tech Ranger on May 07, 2003, 07:46:00 AM
Anyone who would waste their precious time posting to a inane thread such as this one should think in terme of getting a life.  One would think that IT people are busy with a myriad of things to do in both their professional and personal lives.  To participate in such a thread is to risk casting aspersions on one's own character.  I cannot for the life of me conceive of how a professional would deign to write nonsensical content to add to this utterly valueless thread.  The time it takes to type a post could be better spent studying, solving IT problems, spending time with ones family, etc.  Is there no dignity left among our ranks.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on May 07, 2003, 08:59:03 AM
not a sausage.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 07, 2003, 09:16:10 AM
No!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on May 07, 2003, 10:04:54 AM
Burger ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on May 07, 2003, 11:15:06 AM
Quote

originally posted by Tech Ranger
Is there no dignity left among our ranks.


was there ever any?;) :p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 07, 2003, 07:40:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
Is there no dignity left among our ranks.


I believe that went away long ago...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jojogun on May 08, 2003, 04:43:20 AM
my last I T teacher was visualy repusive, moraly bankrupt, had no dress sense, no sense of humor and he stank, apart from that he was o.k.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 08, 2003, 04:43:30 AM
no, that is still with us, but doesn't post as often as he used to.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on May 08, 2003, 02:53:46 PM
A helicopter would be the sensible choice.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 08, 2003, 05:57:30 PM
WAY BACK WAY BACK!!! Home Run !! Sox win Sox win!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on May 08, 2003, 07:15:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
WAY BACK WAY BACK!!! Home Run !! Sox win Sox win!!


Yet they're still behind the Yanks. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 08, 2003, 07:19:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ruscorp
Yet they're still behind the Yanks. ;)


by 2.5

Not too shabby considering all the problems with the bullpen. Man that offense is looking good!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 09, 2003, 05:26:48 AM
smack the pony


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on May 09, 2003, 05:36:53 AM
look at these cool toys!!! (http://www.spamgift.com/store/commerce.cgi?product=Toys)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 09, 2003, 11:06:52 AM
Where's the beef?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on May 09, 2003, 11:59:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Where's the beef?


In London with enoforcer.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 09, 2003, 12:11:15 PM
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Originally posted by ruscorp
In London with enoforcer.


eno forcer, is that someone who makes you take these?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on May 09, 2003, 12:14:48 PM
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Originally posted by enforcer
eno forcer, is that someone who makes you take these?


No, more like this:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 09, 2003, 12:42:54 PM
maybe you should try this

(http://www.preparationh.co.uk/images/supposit_box.gif)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on May 09, 2003, 12:49:58 PM
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Originally posted by enforcer
maybe you should try this

(http://www.preparationh.co.uk/images/supposit_box.gif)


Paxil can help your problem enforcer. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 09, 2003, 12:53:48 PM
nah! prunes are much better


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Post by: tom45 on May 09, 2003, 01:37:04 PM
Is innuendo an Italian name for
"Preparation H":)


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Post by: Epidemic on May 10, 2003, 10:06:24 AM
Wow!  doesn't the grass grow quick if you don't cut it each week?


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Post by: mrfixit on May 12, 2003, 12:33:03 AM
I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!


(had to add my .02 cents!) :D


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Post by: prezbedard on May 12, 2003, 12:39:18 AM
Aqua Team Hunger Force!!


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Post by: Deja-vue on May 12, 2003, 01:24:39 AM
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Originally posted by prezbedard
Aqua Team Hunger Force!!


You sound reasonable... Time to up my medication.
:D


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Post by: prezbedard on May 12, 2003, 01:28:56 AM
Sea Lab 2021


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Post by: MartyMcFly on May 14, 2003, 08:07:54 AM
Skylab 2022


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Post by: everetjo on May 14, 2003, 08:57:43 AM
who would win in a fight..

Willy Wonka or Candyman?


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Post by: jonhiker on May 14, 2003, 11:14:41 AM
There's a lunar eclipse tonight.

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2003/12may_lunareclipse.htm?list53196


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Post by: prezbedard on May 14, 2003, 01:16:16 PM
Home Movies


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Post by: prezbedard on May 14, 2003, 01:16:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by jonhiker
There's a lunar eclipse tonight.

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2003/12may_lunareclipse.htm?list53196


Thanks for the link.


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Post by: Enforcer on May 15, 2003, 07:15:19 AM
Not here there ain't


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Post by: bearing on May 15, 2003, 08:18:05 AM
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Originally posted by enforcer
Not here there ain't


...Unless you stick your arse out the window..;) :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 15, 2003, 08:27:29 AM
Actually there was a Lunatic with a lisp, does that count?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 15, 2003, 02:12:35 PM
The Earth revolves around the sun.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on May 16, 2003, 12:56:42 PM
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on May 17, 2003, 05:18:51 AM
What the deuce is it to me? You say that we go round the sun. If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or my work.


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Post by: jojogun on May 17, 2003, 08:11:24 AM
the church theatened galilo whith the rack for that!!


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Post by: prezbedard on May 17, 2003, 11:02:43 AM
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The war is over for the unknown soldier.


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Post by: Enforcer on May 17, 2003, 12:32:03 PM
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Originally posted by jojogun
the church theatened galilo whith the rack for that!!



Rack of Ribs?


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Post by: prezbedard on May 18, 2003, 08:41:41 PM
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Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.


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Post by: tom45 on May 19, 2003, 02:13:23 AM
Yes, I'll have some fried onions with that


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Post by: prezbedard on May 19, 2003, 02:18:35 AM
Bird for Three...


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Post by: Enforcer on May 19, 2003, 07:10:08 AM
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Originally posted by prezbedard
Bird for Three...



I prefer three birds for one.


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Post by: thecomeons on May 19, 2003, 07:57:55 AM
kfc three-piece meal?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 19, 2003, 08:45:02 AM
No Faith, Hope and Charity, AKA Charlie's Angels ;)


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Post by: jonhiker on May 19, 2003, 11:11:49 AM
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?


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Post by: prezbedard on May 19, 2003, 12:23:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
I prefer three birds for one.


Do you Mock the Great Larry Bird?

I will be on a plane with the rest of Boston tommorrow to give you a visit.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 19, 2003, 12:26:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Do you Mock the Great Larry Bird?

I will be on a plane with the rest of Boston tommorrow to give you a visit.:D



Cheers


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Post by: prezbedard on May 19, 2003, 12:38:21 PM
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Originally posted by enforcer
Cheers


Cheers an awesome show!!

but not quite what I had in mind.


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Post by: bearing on May 19, 2003, 01:09:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Cheers an awesome show!!

but not quite what I had in mind.


Beers?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 19, 2003, 01:12:52 PM
[size=20] NORM !! !![/size]


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Post by: prezbedard on May 19, 2003, 01:17:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Beers?


Sam Adams!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on May 23, 2003, 03:31:40 PM
peterson


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Post by: thecomeons on May 23, 2003, 03:40:52 PM
was woody so called because he was a prick?


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Post by: Enforcer on May 23, 2003, 03:53:38 PM
Nah! he just liked hexagonal shaped keys ;)


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Post by: ghaouf on May 23, 2003, 03:56:05 PM
would you like fries also with that


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Post by: thecomeons on May 23, 2003, 04:38:12 PM
are you offering frenchies or regular?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 23, 2003, 04:40:49 PM
No tongues, thanks :eek:


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Post by: ghaouf on May 23, 2003, 04:42:18 PM
sorry we are out of toungues today we could give you brain juice (oh this is getting disgusting)
change the subject:D


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Post by: thecomeons on May 23, 2003, 04:48:40 PM
you brought it up buddy


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Post by: Enforcer on May 23, 2003, 05:01:17 PM
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Originally posted by thecomeons
you brought it up buddy



not yet he hasn't, but I think he's about to.


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Post by: prezbedard on May 23, 2003, 06:30:41 PM
Breakfast is ready!!


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Post by: ghaouf on May 23, 2003, 08:31:29 PM
i was talking about fries then enforcer was talking about tongues

i wonder if people in mars eat tongues

how do you spell mouth anyways


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Post by: prezbedard on May 23, 2003, 08:47:09 PM
WEEI The Sports Radio Leader!!!


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Post by: ghaouf on May 23, 2003, 08:48:53 PM
may i have your telephone number?
may i have your name?
may i have you to dinner tonight?

where is this supports guy going to

after 5 minutes

may i know what is the problem?

the customer says

i do not see the blue screen of death on my computer


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Post by: prezbedard on May 23, 2003, 08:54:36 PM
Let me see your face, so I can slap that stupid grin off.


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Post by: ruscorp on May 23, 2003, 11:59:48 PM
...and the Jersey Devils win at Ottawa! Oh how sweet it is!

(http://www.sportznutz.com/nhl/njd/logo_njd-devils.gif)

Go Jersey, go Jersey, go!


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Post by: prezbedard on May 24, 2003, 12:05:19 AM
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Originally posted by ruscorp
...and the Yankees lose to Toronto! Oh how sweet it is!

(http://toronto.bluejays.mlb.com/images/masthead/tor_logo_primary.gif)




:D :D :D


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Post by: ruscorp on May 24, 2003, 12:12:02 AM
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Originally posted by prezbedard
:D :D :D


fluke: (noun)
1.) A stroke of good luck.
2.) A chance occurrence; an accident.
3.) Games. An accidentally good or successful stroke in billiards or pool.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on May 24, 2003, 12:15:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ruscorp
fluke: (noun)
1.) A stroke of good luck.
2.) A chance occurrence; an accident.
3.) Games. An accidentally good or successful stroke in billiards or pool.


Twice in a row.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ruscorp on May 24, 2003, 12:18:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Twice in a row.:D


Why not? Lightning can strike twice.


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Post by: prezbedard on May 24, 2003, 12:26:57 AM
:D :D :D
HEHEHE!!!


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Post by: ghaouf on May 24, 2003, 11:10:09 AM
did you change the subject again please do not change the subject

i found 3 baby snakes in my backyard yesterday


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Post by: 2lazybutsmart on May 24, 2003, 11:35:42 AM
your avatar is breath-taking


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on May 24, 2003, 12:49:47 PM
may I compliment you on your choice of yours ;)


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Post by: ghaouf on May 24, 2003, 12:51:10 PM
heh similar


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Post by: prezbedard on May 24, 2003, 05:53:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
did you change the subject again please do not change the subject

i found 3 baby snakes in my backyard yesterday


Watcha gonna do about it??

Watcha ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!!!!


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Post by: ghaouf on May 24, 2003, 06:16:13 PM
bad boys bad boys , wattio gonna do , wattio gonna do, (they say it to fast) pinc bonk bo, bad boys

i actualy watch wwf cool stuff


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Post by: ghaouf on May 24, 2003, 06:21:41 PM
have any body heard of a song called its all about the pentiums


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Post by: prezbedard on May 24, 2003, 06:24:34 PM
by Weird Al Yankovic

Here you go (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/weird-al-yankovic/82466.htm)


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Post by: ghaouf on May 24, 2003, 06:44:27 PM
i have it
cool huh


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Post by: ace123 on June 06, 2003, 10:08:37 AM
How do you feel about cork in a bat?


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Post by: prezbedard on June 06, 2003, 10:42:56 AM
London Bridges falling down, falling down,
London Bridges falling down, falling down,


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Post by: Enforcer on June 06, 2003, 03:02:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
How do you feel about cork in a bat?


better than a bat in cork


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Post by: DaPunisher on June 06, 2003, 04:12:37 PM
Sweet dreams are made of these....(see enforcer avitar) who am I to dissagree? I traveled the world and the seven seas...everybody is looking for something...

some of them want to use you
Some of them want to be used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused by you


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Post by: rnrkenzie on June 07, 2003, 01:21:15 AM
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How bout those Lakers!


__________________
Do you think thay will make to the super cross this year?


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Post by: ghaouf on June 07, 2003, 10:50:39 AM
watzzzzzsup


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Post by: prezbedard on June 07, 2003, 11:36:35 AM
In 1814 we took a little trip along woth Col. Jackson down the mighty Missip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we caught the bloody british in the town of New Orleans.


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Post by: ghaouf on June 07, 2003, 11:42:48 AM
watzzzzzsup


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Post by: prezbedard on June 07, 2003, 11:47:15 AM
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Originally posted by ghaouf
watzzzzzsup


you're supposed to change the subject not repeat a line from that stupid water downed beer commercial.

be creative.:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ghaouf on June 07, 2003, 11:47:49 AM
whats up:D


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Post by: prezbedard on June 07, 2003, 11:48:55 AM
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Originally posted by ghaouf
whats up:D


What the....are you just siting in this forum just waiting to post?


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Post by: rnrkenzie on June 07, 2003, 11:55:34 AM
dosen't everbody?:D


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Post by: bearing on June 07, 2003, 01:02:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
bloody british in the town of New Orleans.


That's British with a capital B if you don't mind, Yankie boy!!!!!!!!! ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ghaouf on June 07, 2003, 01:47:46 PM
i am doing the 218 today what are you doing


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Post by: prezbedard on June 07, 2003, 02:08:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
i am doing the 218 today what are you doing


Watching a video on subnetting.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 07, 2003, 02:12:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
That's British with a capital B if you don't mind, Yankie boy!!!!!!!!! ;)
Quote
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago We fired once more and they began to runnin' On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico


Ya pansies  :D :D

Keep on running!!:D :D


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Post by: ghaouf on June 07, 2003, 03:36:26 PM
GEEK:D


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Post by: everetjo on June 07, 2003, 07:59:04 PM
i just left a terd in the bathroom that was bright yellow with a black tip

never drink ginsing after a night of jamison


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Post by: ghaouf on June 07, 2003, 10:09:34 PM
i always drink baby oil:eek:

just kidding


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on June 08, 2003, 02:45:18 AM
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originally posted by ghaouf

i always drink baby oil

just kidding


Johnsons ?


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Post by: ace123 on June 08, 2003, 10:39:03 AM
What do you think of the new Matrix movie?


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Post by: rnrkenzie on June 08, 2003, 10:56:44 AM
It sucked!!


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Post by: ghaouf on June 08, 2003, 11:45:13 AM
i cannt belive it said to be contiued on the end, i meen now i have to wait 3 months to know what happened.
havent seen any movie in cinema that said to be continued in my life.:mad:


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Post by: bearing on June 08, 2003, 12:44:09 PM
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Originally posted by prezbedard
Ya pansies  :D :D

Keep on running!!:D :D



Right that's it, where's me Musket!!! :D

enforcer bring the Bollock screws, this chaps gonna spend a few weeks at thecomeons house, as our next prisoner...


Muhahahahahahahaha............


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Post by: prezbedard on June 08, 2003, 02:51:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Right that's it, where's me Musket!!! :D

enforcer bring the Bollock screws, this chaps gonna spend a few weeks at thecomeons house, as our next prisoner...


Muhahahahahahahaha............


What not man enough to take me on one one one? Oh that's right you're british!:D

I'll just pick you off one by one one as you ride through on your steeds in those bright red uniforms!!

Ya pansies!!!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on June 08, 2003, 03:12:20 PM
to the docks, lads. we know what these bostonians like to do with our tea!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 08, 2003, 03:17:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
to the docks, lads. we know what these bostonians like to do with our tea!


Keep your damn tea! I'll drink a real drink its coffee for me!!:D

I'll meet you at the harbor with a little surprise.;)


:D :D


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Post by: foggy on June 08, 2003, 05:53:20 PM
There she blows!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ghaouf on June 08, 2003, 08:02:22 PM
we need to get some more smilies


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 09, 2003, 04:28:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
we need to get some more smilies



here ya go

(http://www.ginnerton.fsnet.co.uk/carol-smillie006.jpg)


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Post by: ace123 on June 09, 2003, 07:40:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
we need to get some more smilies
:) :)

The Book Of secrets


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Post by: rnrkenzie on June 09, 2003, 09:01:31 AM
HI


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 09, 2003, 12:14:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
here ya go

(http://www.celebritysearcher.com/photos/Smilie%20Carol.jpg)


I'm guessing that your picture was of Carol Smilie, as opposed to the red x I'm getting....


Quote
Originally posted by Prezbedard
What not man enough to take me on one one one? Oh that's right you're british!

I'll just pick you off one by one one as you ride through on your steeds in those bright red uniforms!!

Ya pansies!!!



He's a cheeky bugger this one.....


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Post by: prezbedard on June 09, 2003, 12:26:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing






He's a cheeky bugger this one.....


Hell Ya!!

Don't sing it Bring it!!

or are you too busy sipping your tea!!

Ya pansies!!!

:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 09, 2003, 12:50:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Hell Ya!!

Don't sing it Bring it!!

or are you too busy sipping your tea!!

Ya pansies!!!

:D


Nah I'm guzzling a whisky at the moment, none of that Sour Mash piss neither, it's a quality Scottish Single Malt.

So once I've finished that I'll be administering you with the famous 'Chelsea Smile' followed by a reverant 'Glasgow Kiss'.

I guess you might find the meanings through google...


Muhahahaha


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Post by: prezbedard on June 09, 2003, 01:37:21 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Nah I'm guzzling a whisky at the moment, none of that Sour Mash piss neither, it's a quality Scottish Single Malt.

So once I've finished that I'll be administering you with the famous 'Chelsea Smile' followed by a reverant 'Glasgow Kiss'.

I guess you might find the meanings through google...


Muhahahaha




Why not a hand to hand brawl instead! Test of strength, agility and speed.

Then you can find out what its like to be put in a Boston crab!!

Real Men don't need weapons!!


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Post by: everetjo on June 09, 2003, 01:45:52 PM
im a jamison man


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Post by: smokin on June 12, 2003, 11:18:54 AM
Dilbert


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Post by: rnrkenzie on June 12, 2003, 06:05:32 PM
I gotta ask what is a boston crab?
Quote
Then you can find out what its like to be put in a Boston crab!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on June 12, 2003, 06:09:02 PM
whats the point of climbing a ladder if somebody turns it upside down when your half way up


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ghaouf on June 12, 2003, 06:43:56 PM
got my MCP card today, it is much better than the Comptia paper card


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Fugaz13 on June 12, 2003, 06:46:52 PM
What are those little red bumps??

:confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 12, 2003, 08:43:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rnrkenzie
I gotta ask what is a boston crab?


It is a wrestling move. You bend your oppenents legs back and sit as far down on their back as you can.

(http://www.wrestlingphotos.net/Japan/Ajw/ShimodavInouecr.JPG)


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Post by: Enforcer on June 13, 2003, 04:14:39 AM
Nice, some lesi action ;)


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Post by: thecomeons on June 13, 2003, 04:29:45 AM
is mick mcmanus still living?


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Post by: Enforcer on June 13, 2003, 04:44:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
is mick mcmanus still jiving?



didn't know he was of african/carribean extraction ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 13, 2003, 04:55:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
is mick mcmanus still living?


I don't know, I guess he'd be about 75 if he still is,  you've reminded me of Saturday afternoons watching 'World of Sport" and Dickie Davies.  I always shouted for the baddies, Kendo Nagasaki, Mick McManus, Mal "King Kong" Kirk and Giant Haystacks.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on June 13, 2003, 10:54:07 AM
It's hurricane season on the Gulf of Mexico and Pseudopod is the coolest new band around.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 13, 2003, 11:22:48 PM
Roam if you want to. Roam around the world.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on June 14, 2003, 09:21:23 AM
grapple fans


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 14, 2003, 01:06:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
Nice, some lesi action ;)


That's Japanese wrestling ! :cool:

Just happens to be female wrestling without the mud:eek: :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 16, 2003, 04:33:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Roam if you want to. Roam around the world.



that's what the Romans did.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 16, 2003, 09:57:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
that's what the Romans did.


Apart from that land where Misty lives.  Full of savages I've heard.. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 16, 2003, 10:03:38 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Apart from that land where Misty lives.  Full of savages I've heard.. ;)



I thought he was welsh?

(http://www.cymru.extralink.co.uk/sport/4208/img/savage4.jpg)


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Post by: yanqui on June 16, 2003, 10:41:17 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
grope fans


:eek:

What sport is that?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on June 18, 2003, 04:44:56 PM
Prehistoric WWF.


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Post by: yanqui on June 18, 2003, 05:26:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Prehistoric WWF.


And today's WWF is--what--modern?  Civilized?

(Real?:p )


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Post by: foggy on June 18, 2003, 05:49:12 PM
Comical.


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Post by: thecomeons on June 18, 2003, 06:02:31 PM
panto


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 19, 2003, 04:11:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
panto


He's behind you!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on June 19, 2003, 07:43:50 AM
There's an old boy scoout trick about covering the front of the fire so the falmes get drawn upwards.  I used it once at a BBQ.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on June 19, 2003, 08:20:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MistyRing
There's an old boy scoout trick about covering the front of the fire so the falmes get drawn upwards.  I used it once at a BBQ.


Why would a scoout want his falmes drawn upwards?:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on June 19, 2003, 09:13:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
Why would a scoout want his falmes drawn upwards?:D


Well, doesn't that depend on what falmes are?
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on June 19, 2003, 09:53:48 AM
where is de ponds?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 19, 2003, 10:22:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
where is de ponds?


I don't know, but you can take a tour here (http://www.ponddoc.com/TourdePonds/VirtualTour/VirtualTour.htm)


Misty, when I was in the scouts we used a 'new' Boy Scouts trick of using meths to get our fires going.. :D :D


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Post by: yanqui on June 19, 2003, 10:27:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing

Misty, when I was in the scouts we used a 'new' Boy Scouts trick of using meths to get our fires going.. :D :D


When I was in Girl Scouts we used Boy Scouts. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 19, 2003, 02:48:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
Well, doesn't that depend on what falmes are?
:D

aren't they one leg of a pair of denim jeans?



Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
When I was in Girl Scouts we used Boy Scouts.

When I was in Girl Scouts, I didn't need a fire to keep warm ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: rnrkenzie on June 19, 2003, 06:53:44 PM
When I was in Boy scouts I got kicked out.
For eating a brownie:D :D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on June 23, 2003, 02:28:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer

When I was in Girl Scouts, I didn't need a fire to keep warm ;)



get out of those girl scouts NOW!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on June 23, 2003, 02:51:02 PM
wasn't billy connolly officially allowed to enter the brownies?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on June 23, 2003, 03:37:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
wasn't billy connolly officially allowed to enter the brownies?


I did not know he was homosexual!:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 23, 2003, 06:10:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
I did not know he was homosexual!:D

:confused:

brownies - girls not old enough to become girl guides

Billy Connelly - male comedian

:confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on June 23, 2003, 11:01:01 PM
I like my brownies with nuts, yeah thats it walnuts


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ghaouf on June 24, 2003, 11:30:39 AM
did you know dogs had 4 legs:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 24, 2003, 11:32:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
did you know dogs had 4 legs:eek:



they still do, don't they?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on June 24, 2003, 11:36:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
they still do, don't they?


unless of course the other 2 are known as 'hands/arms'.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 24, 2003, 11:40:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
unless of course the other 2 are known as 'hand arms'.


that'll be knives, daggers and short barreled pistols then


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on June 24, 2003, 12:18:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
that'll be knives, daggers and short barreled pistols then


I wish some dogs could carry such 'personal defense' gadgets. ;)

We just had a police show here a few days ago. One of the dogs was a Sergeant Major. Man!, he must needs hear of enforcer. :rolleyes:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 24, 2003, 12:22:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
Man!, he must needs hear of enforcer.


2lbs I think Ghaouf has just managed to log into your account mate.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 24, 2003, 12:22:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
unless of course the other 2 are known as 'hands/arms'.


Which they could use to pick up after themselves when doing their business.:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 24, 2003, 12:28:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
2lbs I think Ghaouf has just managed to log into your account mate.


I would have to conure my good sir!


Quote
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
Man!, he must needs hear of enforcer.



Unless of course it is starting to spread!!!:eek: :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tkelley91 on June 24, 2003, 12:29:55 PM
Quote
I wish some dogs could carry such 'personal defense' gadgets.


But then England would have to ban people from owning dogs.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on June 24, 2003, 12:32:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
did you know dogs had 4 legs:eek:


This one has 4 wheels!

(Well, SOMEBODY had to post it, it might as well be me.)

That didn't work, see next post.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on June 24, 2003, 12:33:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
This one has 4 wheels!

(Well, SOMEBODY had to post it, it might as well be me.)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: 2lazybutsmart on June 24, 2003, 12:39:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Unless of course he's starting to spread!!!:eek: :eek:


:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ghaouf on June 24, 2003, 12:40:06 PM
have you ever seen pet psycic, that show is funny to watch


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on June 24, 2003, 01:06:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ghaouf
have you ever seen pet psycic, that show is funny to watch


Here it comes...........:eek: :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on June 24, 2003, 02:37:39 PM
i saw the hot dog car on my way to south carolina


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on June 24, 2003, 06:00:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui


That didn't work, see next post.


that's something you might say to a dog


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on June 24, 2003, 10:33:52 PM
MMMMMMMMMM    HOT DOGS


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 25, 2003, 05:26:21 AM
How do you make Hot Dogs?







Leave them in the car with the windows up at midday


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: DaPunisher on June 25, 2003, 04:14:44 PM
Mechanically seperated chicken, pork and beef.  :confused: What the F*CK does that mean?

"Oh, I wish I was an Oscar-Meyer Wiener!"

everyone sing!....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on June 25, 2003, 04:37:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DaPunisher
Mechanically seperated chicken, pork and beef.  :confused: What the F*CK does that mean?



Anything that didn't organically separate, or anything that didn't voluntarily separate.  Picture that?:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jonhiker on June 25, 2003, 07:52:34 PM
"That is what I'd truelly like to beeee...."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on July 01, 2003, 06:04:06 PM
If no one was around to see them, would fish still swim in the sea?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 01, 2003, 11:10:49 PM
DO BEARS $HIT IN THE WOODS ???:confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 02, 2003, 04:32:03 AM
If you go down to the woods today
you're in for a big surprise


















because it's all be cleared to make way for a new highrise


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 02, 2003, 07:54:32 AM
moses supposes his toeses are roses.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on July 03, 2003, 02:38:52 PM
how many germans does it take to change a light bulb?

























1,000 because many hans make light work


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on July 10, 2003, 04:22:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
moses supposes his toeses are roses.


just hope he doesn't go round inviting people to smell them :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 10, 2003, 10:48:44 PM
HMMM, Toe jam is not good on pumpernickle:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 10, 2003, 11:37:16 PM
A beer a day keeps reality away.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on July 11, 2003, 12:10:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Epidemic
how many germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Loser!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 11, 2003, 06:43:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Looser!


how many people from some country in europe does it take to change a sort of glass thing that well glows when it is dark.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on July 11, 2003, 04:23:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Loser!


It's a joke, get a life :rolleyes:


Title: btw
Post by: wicket on July 13, 2003, 05:56:01 PM
never eat warm yogurt or yellow snow


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 13, 2003, 10:11:11 PM
Reply not found. Do you wish to reboot? :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on July 13, 2003, 10:40:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Epidemic
It's a joke, get a life :rolleyes:


Ok, just don't fu*k with Germans.
:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: rnrkenzie on July 13, 2003, 11:41:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Ok, just don't fu*k with Germans.
:)
Theres that German temper coming out again. Wasen't there a thred on anger mangment somewhare?;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on July 14, 2003, 02:22:38 AM
You can tell a German, but you can't tell him much
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 14, 2003, 05:22:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Ok, just don't fu*k with Germans.
:)


Nice. :D :D


Quote
You can tell a German, but you can't tell him much :D


You used to be able to tell a German in the late eighties, they all wore 3/4 length jeans and grey slip-ons with no socks. ;)

Was I stereotyping there? :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 14, 2003, 05:45:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Ok, just don't fu*k with Geraniums .
:)



Is that the vegetarian version of bestiality ?   :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jojogun on July 14, 2003, 09:10:44 AM
DO NOT upset the germans thay may invade poland


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 14, 2003, 10:16:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Nice. :D :D




You used to be able to tell a German in the late eighties, they all wore 3/4 length jeans and grey slip-ons with no socks. ;)

Was I stereotyping there? :D


That was my dad!  Lot of German in him, but he's 85 now, sort of hitting his late 80's.  And for 85, he's an amazing guy.  Actually, for any age, he's an amazing guy.  :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 14, 2003, 10:18:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
That was my dad!  Lot of German in him, but he's 85 now, sort of hitting his late 80's.  And for 85, he's an amazing guy.  Actually, for any age, he's an amazing guy.  :)


Did he have a mullet haircut aswell?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 14, 2003, 12:34:09 PM
is this him?

(http://www.ndr.de/wm2002/abseits/images/21_definitiv_nicht_jens.jpg)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on July 14, 2003, 12:42:33 PM
what's Rudi got to do with anything?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 14, 2003, 12:48:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Deja-vue
what's Rudi got to do with anything?


Oh I don't know, maybe the kind of hair referred to in a previous post.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on July 18, 2003, 09:25:03 AM
It is made of brass.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: rnrkenzie on July 18, 2003, 11:06:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by foggy
It is made of XXX.
:D :D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 18, 2003, 12:24:28 PM
tomrrow is the day!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on July 18, 2003, 12:48:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
tomrrow is the day!



true.    http://web2.toto.is/rmar/efni.asp?id=33&l=um


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: rnrkenzie on July 18, 2003, 06:50:47 PM
To go out and play!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on July 19, 2003, 05:53:05 PM
Better to come in and play


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 19, 2003, 05:55:00 PM
then to play and come in.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 20, 2003, 02:18:40 AM
and to get into trouble for doing...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 20, 2003, 01:07:41 PM
your neighbor's...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 20, 2003, 01:57:41 PM
Home and Away


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 20, 2003, 08:49:43 PM
babysitter, who can...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 20, 2003, 11:48:22 PM
1+2=3


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 21, 2003, 12:02:31 AM
ADD


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 21, 2003, 12:04:45 AM
put two numbers together.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 21, 2003, 12:38:31 AM
What do you get


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 21, 2003, 05:47:32 AM
herpes


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 21, 2003, 08:34:44 AM
AIDS


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on July 21, 2003, 02:03:32 PM
flesh eating testicle mice


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 21, 2003, 03:59:21 PM
flesh eating testicle mice eating cats


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 21, 2003, 04:12:21 PM
BIG HUNGRY MAN EATING SNAKE


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on July 21, 2003, 04:53:43 PM
someone should have fed the man first, then he wouldn't have wanted to eat the snake


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 21, 2003, 05:00:05 PM
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not sure I have a native language.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on July 22, 2003, 12:05:42 PM
How many forums are you a member of?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 22, 2003, 12:12:24 PM
How many forums are you a moderator of?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 22, 2003, 12:14:44 PM
Is someone suffering from forum-list envy?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 22, 2003, 02:54:42 PM
How many forums are you a modulator of?:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 22, 2003, 09:34:56 PM
Is this Marvin the Martian??


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 22, 2003, 09:37:14 PM
road runner


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 22, 2003, 09:40:28 PM
Wile-E-Coyote


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 22, 2003, 09:44:52 PM
Daffy Duck

Suffering suckertash!!

(http://users.bigpond.net.au/jellery/angry_daffy_duck.gif)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 23, 2003, 12:04:09 AM
The Disney Kids


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 23, 2003, 12:06:20 AM
Hey, what happened to my picture


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 23, 2003, 12:06:34 AM
The Simpsons


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 23, 2003, 12:10:07 AM
DOH!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 23, 2003, 12:14:46 AM
Aqua teenz hunger force!

(http://www.athf.com/images/frylock_bio.gif)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 23, 2003, 12:18:51 AM
My name iz, Shake-zula, the mic ruler, the old schooler, you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya! Frylock and I'm on top. Rock you like a cop. Meatwad you're up next, with your knock-knock, yeah. Meatwad make the money, see. Meatwad get the honeyz, G. Drivin' in mah car, livin' like a star. Ice on my fingers and my toes, and I'm a 'tard. Ha ha, check it, uh, check-check it, yeah. 'Cuz we are, the Aqua Teenz! Make the homeys say ho 'n the girlies wanna scream. 'Cuz we are, the Aqua Teenz! Make the homeys say ho 'n the girlies wanna cream, yeah. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Number one in the hood, G.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 23, 2003, 12:24:10 AM
Whatup


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 23, 2003, 12:27:42 AM
Off to to see the wonderful wizard...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 23, 2003, 12:29:24 AM
Harry Potter or OZ ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: foggy on July 23, 2003, 12:57:41 AM
Harry Pothead for sure.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 23, 2003, 05:04:05 AM
Merlin?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 23, 2003, 04:45:51 PM
Now where did I put that pen?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 23, 2003, 08:09:43 PM
I hate my job


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 24, 2003, 10:11:29 AM
I hate your job


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 24, 2003, 10:43:04 AM
You probably would


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 24, 2003, 10:49:42 AM
Oh, no, I would never!:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 24, 2003, 10:52:03 AM
so how come you got three kids then? ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 24, 2003, 10:56:54 AM
;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on July 24, 2003, 04:21:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Now where did I put that pen?


If you don't know, I'm not telling


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 24, 2003, 04:42:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MartyMcFly
If you don't know, I'm not telling


Hey boss this guy knows something. Should I work him over with the bat a few times?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on July 24, 2003, 04:46:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Hey boss this guy knows something. Should I work him over with the bat a few times?


just try it, and I'll get Ozzie Osbourne to bite it's head off first


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 24, 2003, 11:14:20 PM
Freaking weather has been terrible lately, hasn't it.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on July 24, 2003, 11:35:14 PM
Lightning and Thunder power outages too...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 25, 2003, 05:49:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Lightning and Thunder power outages too...


one word

Gladiators !!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on July 25, 2003, 09:43:22 AM
Somewhere between Aberdeen and Israel I think...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 25, 2003, 09:48:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MistyRing
Somewhere between Aberdeen and Israel I think...


Antwerp?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 25, 2003, 09:56:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
A twerp?



that's not nice.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 25, 2003, 10:00:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
that's not nice.


I agree, but hey who gives a shite I'm not a nice guy. :D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on July 25, 2003, 05:03:12 PM
your pen is in the desk


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 28, 2003, 05:47:37 AM
who's pen is?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 28, 2003, 07:41:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
who's pen is?


Hey enforcer do you use a Dictaphone?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 28, 2003, 07:43:08 AM
i bent my wookiee.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 28, 2003, 07:47:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
i bent my wookiee.


My cat's breath smells of cat food.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on July 28, 2003, 07:57:16 AM
me fail english? that's un-possible!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 28, 2003, 08:44:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Hey enforcer do you use a Dictaphone?


No I use my finger like everyone else.

Boom! Boom!    ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on July 29, 2003, 10:44:25 PM
Cliffs of Dover


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on July 29, 2003, 10:58:59 PM
chalky


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 30, 2003, 05:29:16 AM
Jim Davidson


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on July 30, 2003, 08:53:37 AM
Quite seriously.  I have phoned the Inland Revenue 5 times this morning and their number had been engaged every time.  I'm raging!  They are the fcuking Inland Revenue for fcuks sake how can they be fcuking engaged all the time!!!!

Fcukers.



:mad:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on July 30, 2003, 12:36:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MistyRing
Quite seriously.  I have phoned the Inland Revenue 5 times this morning and their number had been engaged every time.  I'm raging!  They are the fcuking Inland Revenue for fcuks sake how can they be fcuking engaged all the time!!!!

Fcukers.



:mad:


I've just handed a big cheque to them lot, it's no fun when you have to pay in 2 lump sums.

But i suppose I don't pay as much being self employed, so I'll not complain too much. ;) :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on July 30, 2003, 12:45:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
I've just handed a big cheque to them lot, it's no fun when you have to pay in 2 lump sums.

But i suppose I don't pay as much being self employed, so I'll not complain too much. ;) :)


We sure did here in the states, when we had our own business!  We paid more in self-employemnt taxes than in anything else.  Still, being self-employed was a good thing while it lasted.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on July 31, 2003, 09:02:12 AM
They investigated me last summer and demanded ?4000 with 28 days to pay.  Wouldn't mind so much if the government did anything useful with it.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Tennman on July 31, 2003, 11:57:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
as old as my eyes, but younger than my teeth.
Dern you are old!, Oh well, Happy Birthday enforcer


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 01, 2003, 05:35:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tennman
Dern you are old!, Oh well, Happy Birthday enforcer


Cheers!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on August 02, 2003, 01:44:20 PM
How did this turn into a birthday thread???


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 04, 2003, 02:59:17 PM
Happy belated birthday, enforcer.  

Just for the record (I don't really know which record, though) There is a line in the United States north of which one should never order "barbecue."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on August 04, 2003, 04:07:40 PM
I think its the mexican border :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 04, 2003, 04:11:02 PM
Oh no, the Southland is king of barbecue.  I grew up on the Great Lakes and when I went back there for my xxth high school reunion, they served what they called barbecued chicken.  Well, having lived in Dixie my entire adult life, I'd gotten quite spoiled for really good barbecue.  And even what they call Memphis barbecue isn't anywhere as good as what we find waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down here.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on August 05, 2003, 08:00:42 AM
bobby moore knows the score


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 05, 2003, 10:38:00 AM
cheers Yanqui :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on August 05, 2003, 10:41:31 AM
i know some good barbeque joints in NYC


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 05, 2003, 11:06:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by everetjo
i know some good  joints in NYC


So you're allow grass but not cigarettes?    hmmmmmm


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 05, 2003, 11:35:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by everetjo
i know some good barbeque joints in NYC

Have you ever had Southern Barbecue?  I mean, what they had up in Ohio everyone raved about.  It wasn't bad, it just needed to be called something different.:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on August 06, 2003, 09:37:39 AM
Northern Barbecue


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 06, 2003, 10:09:05 AM
That's an oxymoron.:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 06, 2003, 10:23:19 AM
Oh sh!t, here we go again :(


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 06, 2003, 10:24:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
Oh sh!t, here we go again :(

??  'splain!:confused:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 06, 2003, 10:38:39 AM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
??  'splain!:confused:



I'm just waiting for ruscorp to appear and post from his clipboard.

let's just see what happens


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: mrfixit on August 06, 2003, 11:55:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
That's an oxymoron.:D


No, Miltary Intelligence, now that's an oxymoron! :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 06, 2003, 12:01:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mrfixit
No, Miltary Intelligence, now that's an oxymoron! :D

I represent that remark.:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 06, 2003, 01:33:27 PM
Hey, Bearing, what does this mean?
Go gcreime c??nna ifrinn do chuid airgid caim

I'm almost afraid to ask, but none of the online translators do gaelic.

I just know I'm gonna regret this.
:p


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on August 08, 2003, 06:21:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui

I'm almost afraid to ask, but none of the online translators do garlic.



try the french ones


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: yanqui on August 08, 2003, 06:26:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
I'm just waiting for ruscorp to appear and post from his clipboard.

let's just see what happens

He must have been on vacation this week.  HE's been conspicuously absent.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on August 08, 2003, 07:02:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by yanqui
He must have been on vacation this week.  HE's been conspicuously absent.


That knucklehead is around.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on August 08, 2003, 07:25:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
That knuckle is around the head .



:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on August 08, 2003, 10:15:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MartyMcFly
:eek:


Hey now. You want trouble do ya?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on August 31, 2003, 10:07:57 AM
If a turtle flip over on his back can he right him self?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on August 31, 2003, 11:53:20 AM
not if you've waxed his shell he can't


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on August 31, 2003, 11:55:52 PM
Anybody got the correct time??:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 01, 2003, 06:49:32 AM
time is relative


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 01, 2003, 01:05:16 PM
You will be assilmulated.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on September 01, 2003, 01:29:45 PM
BorgBuddies


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: SVR1 on September 01, 2003, 05:03:12 PM
english mufens are not made in england.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 02, 2003, 06:41:27 AM
Confusion say:

The world is not flat now, but it will be flat broke when we've finished with it.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: SVR1 on September 02, 2003, 02:54:44 PM
ye who knows nothing doubts nothing.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: adamkpmm on September 02, 2003, 05:11:24 PM
Why do they have our oil in their sand?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: SVR1 on September 02, 2003, 06:38:19 PM
the problem is its not our oil.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Ando on September 03, 2003, 08:53:08 PM
I cannot believe this thread is still going..

what is it, 15 months now :eek:

increeedaaaaabbbbbbbbllleee


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MistyRing on September 04, 2003, 07:06:01 AM
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 04, 2003, 04:33:36 PM
to kick your UK arse :D :D :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: SVR1 on September 04, 2003, 06:29:17 PM
i do not think i should change the subject.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: smokin on September 10, 2003, 11:45:18 PM
whats do you drink?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on September 11, 2003, 01:01:44 AM

BEER


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: SVR1 on September 11, 2003, 01:16:48 AM
1+1+2=2+1+1


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on September 11, 2003, 01:18:40 AM
CORRECT


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 11, 2003, 04:15:52 AM
Who goes there!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 11, 2003, 05:33:03 AM
first base


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 11, 2003, 11:56:36 PM
What is the worst beer made?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 12, 2003, 12:03:18 AM
I now must  change the subject.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 13, 2003, 09:35:43 AM
How about Math


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: MartyMcFly on September 13, 2003, 10:47:31 AM
debating?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 14, 2003, 12:23:32 AM
Wrong!! You are all wrong!! Now go count to 1,000......in binary!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: thecomeons on September 14, 2003, 04:12:47 AM
carl fogerty. not much cop when it comes to running a team, compared to burning rubber for one.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 15, 2003, 06:14:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by thecomeons
burning rubber for one.



didn't know you were into rubber, burnt or otherwise.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on September 15, 2003, 04:20:21 PM
where's the next F1 race to be held


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 15, 2003, 08:37:57 PM
I don't know every time I hit the F1 key all I get is help screen.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 16, 2003, 05:18:58 AM
Try an ALTernative F4 race option. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 16, 2003, 11:32:17 AM
What about F5?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on September 16, 2003, 11:36:08 AM
The US has the best under 16 soccer player in the world.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: adamkpmm on September 18, 2003, 01:46:45 PM
Did you know porno is illegal in some countries....


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 18, 2003, 02:09:58 PM
You hum it, and I'll play it :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: adamkpmm on September 18, 2003, 02:48:38 PM
hmmmmmmmm


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 18, 2003, 03:12:27 PM
What the Hell.........!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: SVR1 on September 18, 2003, 04:15:44 PM
hmm.. isalbela is comming


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Epidemic on September 20, 2003, 10:51:15 AM
lucky girl


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: adamkpmm on September 23, 2003, 02:44:00 PM
I got hit by a car once...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 23, 2003, 02:48:13 PM
Really?

I got hit by a wall once...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: adamkpmm on September 23, 2003, 09:41:26 PM
watch out for flying brick walls.  They hurt...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 23, 2003, 09:51:55 PM
Those bricks have issues...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 24, 2003, 05:37:02 AM
little baby bricks, or pebbles?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on September 24, 2003, 10:59:46 AM
Those hudge clunky masonary ones...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 24, 2003, 11:50:47 AM
Children bricks that are already members of the Masons, now that's quick.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on February 01, 2004, 11:01:15 PM
:cool: Hi guy I am still around :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on February 01, 2004, 11:01:30 PM
:cool: Hi guy I am still around :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: gr33nd4yg1rl on February 01, 2004, 11:24:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
:cool: Hi guy I am still around :cool:


hi ace!  how've you been?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on February 02, 2004, 01:14:02 AM
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS SUPERBOWL XXXVIII CHAMPIONS!!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: everetjo on February 02, 2004, 12:49:37 PM
Now it's the Red Sox's Turn.

Reverse the Curse

Put the Yanks in a Hearse


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 04, 2004, 05:23:00 PM
what's a world series when only one country plays for it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on February 04, 2004, 08:43:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
what's a world series when only one country plays for it?


Hey there are a couple Canadian teams in MLB. Does that count? :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 06, 2004, 10:24:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by prezbedard
Hey there are a couple Canadian teams in MLB. Does that count? :D



That counts like an abacus with most of it's balls missing ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jkhnwspec on February 09, 2004, 03:49:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
That counts like an abacus with most of it's balls missing ;)


:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: PoorboyTech on February 09, 2004, 04:20:00 PM
Yeah...I hear the Ethiopians got a great team this year:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on February 09, 2004, 08:48:00 PM
New England won the SuperBowl


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: crane550 on February 10, 2004, 03:05:12 AM
MXPX,
Mr Rogers + Pine Sol

:

            |
            v

-->  The hooker sleeps.  <--
 
            ^
            |

fFd3553DD3 XXX 34PWFheD


Title: ditto
Post by: irwin420 on February 10, 2004, 03:49:45 AM
"We do not see things as they are; we see things as we are."

:)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Particle on February 10, 2004, 08:35:12 AM
Don't change the subjects.
Change the monarchy - in fact get rid of them.


Title: eXcuse
Post by: irwin420 on February 10, 2004, 10:43:00 AM
" Excuse is the mother of all XXXXups".  :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on February 10, 2004, 12:52:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Particle
Don't change the subjects.
Change the monarchy - in fact get rid of them.


TRAITOR!!:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on February 10, 2004, 01:00:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Particle
Don't change the subjects.
Change the monarchy - in fact get rid of them.


TRAITOR!!:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 10, 2004, 03:50:42 PM
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."    :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: s2kfan on February 10, 2004, 04:23:51 PM
eh?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: crane550 on February 11, 2004, 03:25:20 AM
this is all non-sense, a waste of bandwidth. everyone stop posting. anyone who does will be in big trouble.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 11, 2004, 05:09:01 AM
is there anything called small trouble   :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 11, 2004, 11:29:59 AM
one of these?

(http://www.cambridgecamarilla.co.uk/camarilla_&_anarch/viewer.asp?file=kindred/tribble.jpg)










sorry,

thought you said tribble ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on February 12, 2004, 09:43:42 AM
Never give up never surrender:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 12, 2004, 11:13:53 AM
LIVE AND LET DIE.  :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 13, 2004, 08:28:50 AM
Bonded warehouses feature heavily in films about drug smuggling


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 13, 2004, 11:53:17 AM
"We do not see things as they are; we see things as we are."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 20, 2004, 08:27:10 AM
pigs have a orgasm that lasts for 30 min..




second thoughts anyone.........:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Particle on February 20, 2004, 01:54:50 PM
It's Friday, I'm off down the pub. WoooHooo!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 20, 2004, 02:25:29 PM
havent heard from spongebob for quite sometime .   :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: PoorboyTech on February 20, 2004, 05:07:29 PM
It has now been changed from TGIF(thank god its friday) to POETS, in reference to the saying..

Piss On Everything, Tomorrows Saturday!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 22, 2004, 04:02:28 PM
:D


Save water. Shower with your boyfriend/girlfriend.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on February 22, 2004, 04:21:38 PM
or don't shower:eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 23, 2004, 05:08:48 AM
A girl is like a road. The more curves she has the more dangerous she is! :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 23, 2004, 07:01:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by irwin420
A girl is like a road. The more curves she has the more dangerous she is! :D



Nothing to do with the fact she gets laid then?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 23, 2004, 07:32:15 AM
Nothing to do with the fact she gets laid then?



if she gets laid, we get what we want;)    dont we ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Particle on February 24, 2004, 08:52:30 AM
Roads, eh?
Does she like her asphalt?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: irwin420 on February 24, 2004, 09:07:56 AM
Does she like her asphalt?


you'll have to find out for yourself :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 23, 2006, 10:55:19 PM
:cool: Don't :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on August 24, 2006, 07:03:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
:cool: Don't :cool:


tread on me...


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 24, 2006, 08:02:44 AM
otherwise I wil be like a grape and give a little wine


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on August 24, 2006, 08:31:31 AM
I'm getting married on Saturday and we don't have the wine yet!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 24, 2006, 08:41:05 AM
long time no hear ducky.


I take it that's the groom in the avatar?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on August 24, 2006, 09:12:33 AM
Not the groom :)  Thats actually a friend from highschool who has gone to become a youth minister.

 (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/theoddlittleduck/cutietj.jpg)
That's my groom :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 24, 2006, 11:42:54 AM
Has he just found out from this thread, coz he looks pretty shocked about it? ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 28, 2006, 02:02:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by oddduck
Not the groom :)  Thats actually a friend from highschool who has gone to become a youth minister.

 (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/theoddlittleduck/cutietj.jpg)
That's my groom :)


:cool: Is your mate into pc


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on August 30, 2006, 09:42:14 PM
He just finished off a 2yr diploma in computers.  I'm now working for the school board as a network/system admin for 10 schools.  When met when I was doing support for HP.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on September 07, 2006, 05:03:43 AM
:cool: Never give up never surrender:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: oddduck on September 07, 2006, 06:26:49 PM
I have this NASTY bruise from when he tried to carry me over the threshold.... oi! so painful!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on September 07, 2006, 06:58:52 PM
pics?



:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on October 28, 2006, 09:11:47 PM
vids?

:) :D :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on November 17, 2006, 01:04:46 AM
Duck must be off on the honeymoon!
Humm!  Wonder what they are doing?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 17, 2006, 01:06:39 AM
someones having pate


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on March 13, 2007, 05:06:27 AM
Never give up never surrender :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 14, 2007, 11:38:45 AM
Is jam on bread better than marmalade on toast?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on March 15, 2007, 04:08:55 AM
does enforcer always get the last word?
   lol


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Kasor on March 17, 2007, 03:37:50 PM
NEVER............. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 18, 2007, 12:20:43 AM
In this forum, yes.
































seeing as I can lock a thread any time I want to :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on March 26, 2007, 01:23:35 AM
lol


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 26, 2007, 10:07:47 AM
afternoon


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on March 28, 2007, 09:00:58 AM
morning


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on March 29, 2007, 03:46:48 AM
night


Title: Is ...
Post by: ccomputers on April 15, 2007, 05:53:29 PM
Is the pope Catlick ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on April 24, 2007, 01:12:20 AM
???♫??????♫:cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on August 12, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
Do bears $hit in the woods?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 12, 2007, 06:32:49 PM
Not if they are white.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: tom45 on August 12, 2007, 11:19:27 PM
Polar


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 13, 2007, 03:51:42 AM
What about Mary?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 13, 2007, 08:37:58 AM
Yeah, she sh!ts in the woods.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on August 13, 2007, 10:28:03 AM
The past can come to life!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on August 14, 2007, 03:51:31 PM
Bleeding hell, did I go back in time or something, Prez you drunk is that really you?

Had any good crank calls lately?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on August 14, 2007, 04:41:41 PM
I think you've had a few too many pints watching the tele.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 21, 2007, 02:22:14 AM
green or blue


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Kasor on August 27, 2007, 03:33:55 PM
This topic still going .....!

 :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 28, 2007, 12:14:16 PM
back from sunny espana


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 03, 2007, 12:03:01 AM
Do ants heal?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 03, 2007, 12:12:28 AM
Not very well, they tend to walk off anyway they want. Useually to where they is a leaf.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: wicket on November 08, 2007, 12:23:13 AM
HAHA  this threads been going 6 yrs  I am in shock thats way to trippy  LOL   :eek:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 08, 2007, 04:29:59 AM
:cool: wow time flys


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on November 08, 2007, 08:49:24 AM
The Patriots are undefeated!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 08, 2007, 10:17:27 AM
Do the red sox actually wear red sox?



Are the Patriots patriotic?


Do the Steelers Steal?

Do the nicks Nick?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on November 08, 2007, 11:45:01 AM
yes

yes

no they squeal

no but they wear knickerbockers (the real name)



Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
Do the red sox actually wear red sox?



Are the Patriots patriotic?


Do the Steelers Steal?

Do the nicks Nick?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 08, 2007, 12:42:07 PM
Translation for the American in the corner.


Nick - To steal, thieve, take without owners permission. ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on November 08, 2007, 01:09:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
Translation for the American in the corner.


Nick - To steal, thieve, take without owners permission. ;)


which is why its the Knickerbockers since a team can't be a verb ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 08, 2007, 02:08:26 PM
So which team are the lace panties then?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on November 08, 2007, 02:30:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by enforcer
So which team are the lace panties then?


thats the WNBA ;)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on November 08, 2007, 04:52:13 PM
Who was that fisherman from the old Ewe Ess of Hay that used to post on here?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 21, 2007, 02:14:46 AM
anyone remember the tv sifi
Quark


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on November 21, 2007, 11:59:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
anyone remember the tv sifi
Quark


Yes


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on November 22, 2007, 12:39:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
anyone remember the tv sifi
Quark


wasn't he in Deep Space 9?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on February 13, 2008, 02:23:09 AM
Am I the only one left that still works with windows 3.11 ans DOS :mad:
The company wont update some of there machines


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on February 13, 2008, 07:00:59 AM
Well I haven't used tham since I left the Japanese bank in 2002, so I think it is places like that with old legacy equiptment that keep perservering with it.



working on the premise "hey if it ain't broke, don't fix it."


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: geegeebee_17 on February 13, 2008, 07:59:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
Am I the only one left that still works with windows 3.11 ans DOS :mad:
The company wont update some of there machines


REM DOS WILL NEVER DIE


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jkhnwspec on March 04, 2008, 10:33:35 PM
:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on March 04, 2008, 10:38:04 PM
UBUNTU LINUX ROCKS!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 05, 2008, 08:58:11 AM
Boat in a hurricane rocks.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on March 06, 2008, 04:14:12 AM
what is geegeebee_17 problem ?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 06, 2008, 08:28:48 AM
Blind Stag mate, but unless dimitri bans the username and IP we're stuck with it.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on March 06, 2008, 08:41:59 AM
I ran into the devil himself online the other day ruscorp is fine btw same ole same ole


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 06, 2008, 08:48:18 AM
Where's he hiding, the Dublin crew want to . . . .  .


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on March 06, 2008, 08:49:40 AM
Staten Island per usual


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 06, 2008, 08:53:37 AM
Well that's not online, is it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on March 06, 2008, 08:55:50 AM
couldn't help you there

happened upon him by chance on aim


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 06, 2008, 08:56:51 AM
aim ugh! :barf:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jkhnwspec on March 16, 2008, 06:25:55 PM
Aim high young man! :)


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on March 16, 2008, 07:42:14 PM
that way you'll get a clear shot at who's on top


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 17, 2008, 09:52:28 AM
first base.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jkhnwspec on March 18, 2008, 06:00:15 AM
second base.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: prezbedard on March 18, 2008, 07:23:56 AM
You're OUT!!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 18, 2008, 09:38:30 AM
Out for Lunch, back in 20 mins


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on April 28, 2008, 02:38:38 AM
we are back:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: jkhnwspec on June 12, 2008, 09:19:25 PM
Ready to go again... :cool:


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: cramersaunders on June 13, 2008, 01:23:30 AM
Where are you going?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 13, 2008, 06:27:53 AM
There and back to see how far it is


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: cramersaunders on June 14, 2008, 01:43:10 PM
Don't forget the Postcards!!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 28, 2008, 02:31:42 PM
It's quite warm isn't it?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 12, 2008, 02:37:16 AM
whats the worst copmputer ever?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 12, 2008, 07:18:10 AM
Never used a cop m puter.


seen a few cops on scooters though


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 13, 2008, 01:59:30 AM
:D :D :D computer :D :D :D

so I can spell


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Spid on August 13, 2008, 12:10:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
whats the worst computer ever?


I always thought the IBM PC Jr. was the worst.  The apple 3 was pretty crappy too.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on August 13, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
Yea the Apple 3 was pretty bad.  How about the Tandy 1000? It made a good clock! I couldn't figure out much else to do with it!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 06, 2008, 08:48:38 PM
whats the worst movie you ever saw


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on October 06, 2008, 10:39:31 PM
Funny Farm was pretty bad!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 06, 2008, 11:07:38 PM
We have one at work called Fanny Farm


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on October 08, 2008, 03:02:30 AM
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 05, 2009, 04:41:26 AM
Peter Packet

what happen to him. MIA


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on June 06, 2009, 04:43:41 PM
I don't know


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 06, 2009, 04:46:15 PM
3rd Base


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 06, 2009, 08:46:17 PM
whos on first


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: bearing on June 08, 2009, 09:30:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
whos on first


Please NO!!!!!!!

Where's the soap?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 09, 2009, 01:53:54 AM
sorry could not help my self. LOL


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on June 09, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bearing
Please NO!!!!!!!

Where's the soap?


In the shower!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 10, 2009, 02:57:01 AM
whats soap


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ben_ice on June 11, 2009, 03:06:35 PM
They are who we thought they were!


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on June 11, 2009, 03:17:53 PM
Two nuns . .


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ben_ice on June 11, 2009, 04:20:45 PM
Nuns with Buns.

Sounds like Heavenly Ham


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on June 13, 2009, 08:55:36 AM
Nuns on the run


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ben_ice on June 15, 2009, 11:19:33 AM
Nuns with buns on the run. If they have the runs, it's gonna get ugly


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 03, 2009, 12:23:57 AM
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu...

Ignore it.

It's just Spam. :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 03, 2009, 06:56:43 AM
And I think Ace has just killed the site.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 03, 2009, 07:33:33 AM
who me :D

I could not help my self.


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 03, 2009, 07:37:22 AM
Why was tigger looking in the toilet?:D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 03, 2009, 08:29:07 AM
Because he heard George Michael was in the there looking Older?


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on August 04, 2009, 12:01:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ace123
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu...

Ignore it.

It's just Spam. :D


Ha Ha Ha


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on August 04, 2009, 04:21:56 AM
He was looking for Pooh :D


Title: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on December 13, 2009, 10:22:44 AM
We Miss you Mike:mad:


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on March 22, 2011, 01:08:54 AM
Two fish in a tank


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on March 23, 2011, 11:32:26 PM
getting introduced to a piranha...


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: ben_ice on March 24, 2011, 10:22:36 AM
put on their steel mesh panties that morning...


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on July 04, 2011, 12:05:16 AM
They where then chased by the males...


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 04, 2011, 07:10:57 AM
Because there was postage due


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on July 15, 2011, 12:44:21 AM
on the small letter that...


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on July 15, 2011, 09:16:47 AM
Q left


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Redstar on August 05, 2011, 12:31:19 AM
Crimes against humanity, he cried and went charging...


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on August 05, 2011, 09:07:05 AM
But as usual his cahrger was being 'borrowed' by someone else


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: ace123 on November 12, 2011, 10:19:25 AM
LOL
and the post goes on : 8)


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Deja-vue on November 15, 2011, 03:53:14 PM
wtf?

 ::)


Title: Re: Don't change the subject
Post by: Enforcer on October 14, 2014, 09:22:42 AM
And on tonights show.


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