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enforcer
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 Single ?
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,
"Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're minging"
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You're a nasty piece of work Enforcer.
Haha, love it!
Just so the Americans get the joke : Mingin' means Ugly.
No offence - I guess it's a UK word?? Maybe not. I'm rambling. Bye.
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Thanks for clearing that up, Johnny5.
I didn't know what minging meant either.
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although i'm not an American, I couldn't get at the meaning either. I think we're closer to the understanding of British slang than Americans. But boy oh boy, wonder what would happen to enforcer if he stepped foot in Texas. 
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quote:
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mingin in ireland means smelly
Maybe that's why the first 3 things she bought were
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
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quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
although i'm not an American, I couldn't get at the meaning either. I think we're closer to the understanding of British slang than Americans. But boy oh boy, wonder what would happen to enforcer if he stepped foot in Texas.
probably start singing about a yellow rose or some t'ing
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