15 things you wish you didnt know !

15 FACTS (YOU WISH) YOU DIDN'T KNOW


1. Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one
million gallons of dog urine.

2. The germs present in human faeces can pass through
up to ten layers of toilet paper.

3. The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting
is 27 feet.

4. Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing
gum it does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass
through the system and is excreted without incident.
However, several cases have been reported where the
gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate
sufferer to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a
pink spider's web.

5. Several well-documented instances have been
reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft
toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum
action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

6. It is physically possible to cough your guts up.

7. If your body's natural defences failed, the
bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48
hours, literally eating you from the inside out.

8. What is one of the most difficult items for sewage
works to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough
to pass through most filtration systems? Every month
Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from
its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away
to a land fill site an buried. You guessed it - pubic
hair.

9. Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.

10. Henry II was murdered by his homosexual lover, who
pushed a red-hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.

11. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human
body was 33 *metres* in length.

12. A woman who had recently visited South America,
where she had been on safari in local rainforest,
began to experience severe pains in her left ear,
accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant
rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitus. It
became so serious that exploratory surgery was
required, which revealed that a spider which had
become trapped in her ea. Eventually it had eaten
through her eardrum and was living within the aural
cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider
crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also
removed.

13. A man in Australia was concerned about a growing
lump on his nose, was examining it in the mirror and
saw a red back spider crawl out. Doctors found an
entire red back nest inside his nose.

14. An obese woman was admitted to a Queensland
hospital with stomach pains,it turned out that her
T.V. remote control was stuck in between rolls of fat
and had eventually become an abscess.

15. Another woman in Queensland who had lost a lot of
weight went to the doctor with a big, hard, horn-like
object protruding from her abdomen. Closer examination
determined that it was years of compacted belly-button fluff.

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This is some great stuff!

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Great stuff

Believe it or Not

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thats some nasty shit

how bout #14
how do you not notice, also what did she do when she had to change the channel

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c'mon how often have you lost the remote control and then found it in a very unlikely place, or lost a breadcrumb in your navel and then found a couple of days later. bear in mind if this lady was very obese the remote control was like a breadcrumb to you or me

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Good stuff enforcer

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Here some for you… A person while doing a bowel movement can push so hard to cause their large and small intestines to come out.

The part of the human body that can get excited the easiest is the iris.

The if you just have eaten or drinking something while reading stop for this one.

I ran on a 17 year old female who got so excited while having sex clamped down on her 23 year old male lover. Cutting ALL blood flow to his penis. All the way to the hospital he was screaming trying to pull it out. This cause her to clamp harder and he pass out. At the hospital she was given a strong muscle relaxed (after the parents were called). They were able to get the two a part and took the guy to surgery to help try to get blood back into the penis area or they would have to amputate it. The operation was a success.

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I ran on a 17 year old female who got so excited while having sex clamped down on her 23 year old male lover. Cutting ALL blood flow to his penis. All the way to the hospital he was screaming trying to pull it out. This cause her to clamp harder and he pass out. At the hospital she was given a strong muscle relaxed (after the parents were called). They were able to get the two a part and took the guy to surgery to help try to get blood back into the penis area or they would have to amputate it. The operation was a success.

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What inspires you to post all this junk?

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