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mrfixit
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Registered: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Worth Country: United States State: Certifications: MCSA , A+, Network+, Security+ Working on: MCSE, CCNA
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Helpdesk Horror Stories
Found this while surfing. 
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/eric.price/humour2/0389.htm
Good for a chuckle! 
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
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04-20-02 10:10 PM
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TxBear
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Registered: Sep 2001 Location: Texas Country: United States State: Certifications: A+ , Net+ ,MCP 70-210 Working on: MCSA , MCSE
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04-20-02 11:18 PM
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This is nothing comparing to the real story I witnessed while working in the computer shop
A customer bought a computer from us and then called the same day saying that the computer does not recognize the CD-ROM drive.
Tech support guy, who was not a native English speaker told him to open "my computer" and then look in the control panel.
After a while a customer said, hold, on I think I see it, let me get my screw driver.
Why? asked the tech support.
Customer said, well, I opened your computer, but I still don't see a control panel, how is it supposed to look like?
Apparently, he really opened the computer and was looking for some sort of control panel inside the computer. He thought that it was some kind of a device.
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04-20-02 11:42 PM
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TxBear
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04-20-02 11:49 PM
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mrfixit
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Good one!!! Sounds like a short between the keyboard and the chair! 
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Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue....
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
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TxBear
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wbafrank
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Registered: Nov 2001 Location: Country: Great Britain (UK) State: Certifications: MCP, MCSA, MCSE, MCSD, MCDBA, A+, CCNA, i-Net+, M CIW SD, CIW P, CIW Associate Working on: CCNP (2/4)
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PotatoHead
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Registered: Oct 2001 Location: SoUtHeAsT Country: USA State: Certifications: A+, CNA 5, MCP x 3, MCSA, Net+ Working on: 70-216
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Tronn
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Registered: May 2001 Location: Basildon, Essex Country: United Kingdom State: Certifications: Net+, MCPx2 Working on: (216) MCSE, MCSA, CCNA
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TxBear
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