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Found this while surfing.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/eric.price/humour2/0389.htm

Good for a chuckle!

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

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Lmao, thanks mrfixit

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This is nothing comparing to the real story I witnessed while working in the computer shop

A customer bought a computer from us and then called the same day saying that the computer does not recognize the CD-ROM drive.

Tech support guy, who was not a native English speaker told him to open "my computer" and then look in the control panel.

After a while a customer said, hold, on I think I see it, let me get my screw driver.

Why? asked the tech support.

Customer said, well, I opened your computer, but I still don't see a control panel, how is it supposed to look like?

Apparently, he really opened the computer and was looking for some sort of control panel inside the computer. He thought that it was some kind of a device.

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OMG! Rotflmao

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Good one!!! Sounds like a short between the keyboard and the chair!

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Yup

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Wink I like it ........

Good rib ticklers there!!

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LOL - good one Webmaster!

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Check this URL out.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

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That link isn't working for me

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