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wicket
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 Anyone here ever golf?
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the right wind
direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts.
Finally, his exasperated partner say, "Why are you taking so long? Just hit
the blasted Ball!!!"
The guy answers, "Look, my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Ah, forget it man, you're never gonna hit her from here..."
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 Good One ......
This reminds me of when I first picked you the dreaded clubs....
I went down to my local Golf Club and decided to have a lesson with the Golf Pro after hitting a few balls I asked him "If he could see anything wrong?"
"Yes" he said "you're standing to close to the ball, after you have hit it!!"
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LOL 
You know why they call it golf?
All the other four letter words were taken! 
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Wicket,like your avatars old chap,especially the current one depicticting safe sex
Thanks, its currently my fav too.
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"Yes" he said "you're standing to close to the ball, after you have hit it"
uhhhm I don't get it 
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You know why they call it golf?
All the other four letter words were taken!
LMFAO
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"Yes" he said "you're standing to close to the ball, after you have hit it"
Meaning he did not tell you that you were standing to close to the ball until after you hit it which in hind site means after it would have helped you. Kinda like when we say not you should not have pressed the delete key.
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Shall I explain ........
Unlike Tiger Woods who hits the ball 300+ yards plus - my problem was the ball was about 2 feet in front of me thus the statement from the Pro "Yes" he said "you're standing to close to the ball, after you have hit it!!"
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Re: Wickets avatars.
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Originally posted by foggy
Wicket,like your avatars old chap,especially the current one depicting "safe sex".
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Boy, I must be dense. I didn't get his "safe sex" avatar until you just mentioned it!
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