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Joke

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."











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you know you're a geek when you laugh at that I just did.

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OH GOD NO. I"M A GEEK. oh well, it was bound to happen sooner or later *sighs*. well, better go get my 12 inch classes and pocket protector

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Whan does Halloween equal Christmas Day










When

oct 31 = dec 25

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huh????? well, i feel stupid now

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OH GOD NO. I"M A GEEK. oh well, it was bound to happen sooner or later *sighs*. well, better go get my 12 inch classes and pocket protector


BE PROUD!!!

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oct 31 = dec 25



oh crap he is right!!!

and I knew what he ment !!!

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quote: BE PROUD!!!

ok

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