Sorry, couldn't resist: For those who think they know a lot

Quote:
Linux Administrator
COMPANY: Modis
SKILLS REQUIRED: Administrator, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe FrameMaker, Adobe
Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premier, AdvFS, Alpha server,
Analyst, Apache, Application Development, Arbor, Architecture, Ariba,
Assembly Language, B-SPLINE, B-TREE, BACKPLANE, BANYAN, BASIC, BASIS,
BDP4, BGP, BIOS, BISDN, BISYNC, BIT MAP, BIT SLICE, BLACK BOX, BLISS,
BMC Patrol, BOARD LEVEL, BOUM, BREADBOARD, BRIDGE, BROADBAND, BTRIEVE,
BUS, Baan, Banking, Blue Martini, Borland C++ Builder, Borland Delphi,
Borland J Builder, Bourne, Brio, Broadvision, Business Analyst, C++,
C/C++, CA Unicenter, CA-11, CA-7, CABLE MODEM, CACHE, CAD/CAM,
CADENCE, CASE, CBT, CC: Mail, CCITT, CCNA, CDMA, CDROM, CGI, CHARACTER
RECOGNITION, CICS, CL/400, CLEC, CLI, CLUSTER, CMIP, CMOS, COM+, COMMS
NETWORK MANAGEMENT, COMMS NETWORK TESTING, COMMS ROUTING, COMMS WAN
SWITCHING, COMPILER, COMPONENT, CORBA, CP/M, CPID, CPLD, CPU, CRAY,
CSU, CVS, Cerner, Changeman, Checkpoint, Cisco, Citrix ICA, Citrix
Metaframe, Clarify, Clea
rCase, Client/Server, Clipper, Cobol , Cobol 370, Cobol II, Cognos,
Cold Fusion, Communications, Compaq, Computer Associates, Courseware
Developer/Online, Courseware Developer/Paper-based, Crystal Reports,
DATA ACQ, DB/400, DB2, DBA, DBX, DCE, DCL, DCOM, DDE, DDK, DDL, DDTS,
DEBUG, DEC, DEC UNIX, DECnet, DESIGN VERIFICATION, DG/NOVA, DHCP,
DHTML, DIAGNOSTIC, DIBOL, DISK CONTROL, DLL, DMA, DNS, DOCSIS, DOORS,
DOS, DS3, DSL, DSP, DSP 34010, DSP 34020, DSU, DWDM, Data Modeling,
Data Warehousing, DataStage, Database Administration, Datamart,
Delphi, Design, Designer 2000, Desktop Support, Developer, Developer
2000, Device Drivers, Digital, Digital UNIX, Discoverer 2000,
Distribution, Documentation, Domino, Dreamweaver, E1, ECRM, EDGE
ROUTERS, EDI, EJB, ELECTRO-OPTICS, EMI, EMULATOR, ERP, Easytrieve,
Editor, Eiffel, Electrical Assembly, Embedded, Erwin, Essbase,
Ethernet, Event Handling, FACTORY AUTOMATION, FAULT TOLERANT, FDDI,
FIBRE CHANNEL, FLASH MEMORY, FLOATING POINT, FOCUS,
FORTH, FOXBASE+, FOXPRO, FPGA, FRAME GRABBER, Fast Ethernet,
File-AID, FileMaker Pro
LOCATION: Annandale, NJ
RATE:
AREA: 0
LENGTH:
TERM: CON_W2 CON_IND CON_CORP

Unquote.
It's real, tho doubt a massive error. Somebody apparently posted the
list of skills in the database used by their resume scanner. But for
myself, all I have to do is brush up the Foxbase +.
Mike

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Now that's a job for a certification junkie. : )

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"MF" < wallacestevens54@removethisfir
styahoo.com> wrote in
news:ac-dnUSa-vimh2KiRVn-sA@comcast.com:

> BIT MAP, BIT SLICE, BLACK BOX, BLISS, BMC Patrol, BOARD LEVEL,
> BOUM, BREADBOARD, BRIDGE, BROADBAND, BTRIEVE, BUS, Baan, Banking,
> Blue Martini, Borland C++ Builder, Borland Delphi, Borland J

Black box: they want a phone phreaker? Oh, bread board, yeah I used
one of those to slice bread. Bridge: a road over water! Banking?
Sure, I've done banking! I know how to deposit and withdraw money from
a bank. Blue Martini, yeah, I drink those!

LOL!

Adam

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Thanks! I'll just paste those words into my resume in one-point text in
white color, and now my resume will be selected out by every single
resume scanner !

Note "CP/M". I wonder what hardware they are using.

MF wrote:

> Sorry, couldn't resist: For those who think they know a lot
>
> Quote:
> Linux Administrator
> COMPANY: Modis
> SKILLS REQUIRED: Administrator, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe FrameMaker, Adobe
> Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premier, AdvFS, Alpha server,
> Analyst, Apache, Application Development, Arbor, Architecture, Ariba,
> Assembly Language, B-SPLINE, B-TREE, BACKPLANE, BANYAN, BASIC, BASIS,
> BDP4, BGP, BIOS, BISDN, BISYNC, BIT MAP, BIT SLICE, BLACK BOX, BLISS,
> BMC Patrol, BOARD LEVEL, BOUM, BREADBOARD, BRIDGE, BROADBAND, BTRIEVE,
> BUS, Baan, Banking, Blue Martini, Borland C++ Builder, Borland Delphi,
> Borland J Builder, Bourne, Brio, Broadvision, Business Analyst, C++,
> C/C++, CA Unicenter, CA-11, CA-7, CABLE MODEM, CACHE, CAD/CAM,
> CADENCE, CASE, CBT, CC: Mail, CCITT, CCNA, CDMA, CDROM, CGI, CHARACTER
> RECOGNITION, CICS, CL/400, CLEC, CLI, CLUSTER, CMIP, CMOS, COM+, COMMS
> NETWORK MANAGEMENT, COMMS NETWORK TESTING, COMMS ROUTING, COMMS WAN
> SWITCHING, COMPILER, COMPONENT, CORBA, CP/M, CPID, CPLD, CPU, CRAY,
> CSU, CVS, Cerner, Changeman, Checkpoint, Cisco, Citrix ICA, Citrix
> Metaframe, Clarify, Clea
> rCase, Client/Server, Clipper, Cobol , Cobol 370, Cobol II, Cognos,
> Cold Fusion, Communications, Compaq, Computer Associates, Courseware
> Developer/Online, Courseware Developer/Paper-based, Crystal Reports,
> DATA ACQ, DB/400, DB2, DBA, DBX, DCE, DCL, DCOM, DDE, DDK, DDL, DDTS,
> DEBUG, DEC, DEC UNIX, DECnet, DESIGN VERIFICATION, DG/NOVA, DHCP,
> DHTML, DIAGNOSTIC, DIBOL, DISK CONTROL, DLL, DMA, DNS, DOCSIS, DOORS,
> DOS, DS3, DSL, DSP, DSP 34010, DSP 34020, DSU, DWDM, Data Modeling,
> Data Warehousing, DataStage, Database Administration, Datamart,
> Delphi, Design, Designer 2000, Desktop Support, Developer, Developer
> 2000, Device Drivers, Digital, Digital UNIX, Discoverer 2000,
> Distribution, Documentation, Domino, Dreamweaver, E1, ECRM, EDGE
> ROUTERS, EDI, EJB, ELECTRO-OPTICS, EMI, EMULATOR, ERP, Easytrieve,
> Editor, Eiffel, Electrical Assembly, Embedded, Erwin, Essbase,
> Ethernet, Event Handling, FACTORY AUTOMATION, FAULT TOLERANT, FDDI,
> FIBRE CHANNEL, FLASH MEMORY, FLOATING POINT, FOCUS,
> FORTH, FOXBASE+, FOXPRO, FPGA, FRAME GRABBER, Fast Ethernet,
> File-AID, FileMaker Pro
> LOCATION: Annandale, NJ
> RATE:
> AREA: 0
> LENGTH:
> TERM: CON_W2 CON_IND CON_CORP
>
> Unquote.
> It's real, tho doubt a massive error. Somebody apparently posted the
> list of skills in the database used by their resume scanner. But for
> myself, all I have to do is brush up the Foxbase +.
> Mike
>
>

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"MF" < wallacestevens54@removethisfir
styahoo.com> wrote in message news:<ac-dnUSa-vimh2KiRVn-sA@comcast.com>...
> snip

So, a company that doesn't want anything over the letter "E" eh? Maybe
it's a job share and the next applicant will have to learn F - K.

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yeah, I was thinking about finding the entries above "F" and
doing the same. In the Philly area, things are a lot worse since the
"recovery" has started than during the "downturn".



"Barry Watzman" <WatzmanNOSPAM@neo.rr.com> wrote in message
news:3FFF7D4B.7070307@neo.rr.com...
> Thanks! I'll just paste those words into my resume in one-point
text in
> white color, and now my resume will be selected out by every single
> resume scanner !
>
> Note "CP/M". I wonder what hardware they are using.
>
> MF wrote:
>
Adobe[color=blue]
Ariba,[color=blue]
BASIS,[color=blue]
BLISS,[color=blue]
BTRIEVE,[color=blue]
Delphi,[color=blue]
C++,[color=blue]
CHARACTER[color=blue]
COMMS[color=blue]
WAN[color=blue]
CRAY,[color=blue]
Cognos,[color=blue]
Courseware[color=blue]
Reports,[color=blue]
DDTS,[color=blue]
DOORS,[color=blue]
Modeling,[color=blue]
Developer[color=blue]
FDDI,[color=blue]
the[color=blue]
for[color=blue]
>

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