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Tahoon
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Registered: May 2002
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 A Joke
I received this on my e-mail & loved to share it with you, buddies.... BUT WAIT... examinees who are preparing for exams: this is a joke and don't take it seriously... go to your books to memorize them...
Computer Acronyms:
PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN- It Still Does Nothing
APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI- System Can't See It
BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM- I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW- World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs
PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
(for) Fools (&) Teenagers
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We never know how far we can go until we try.......
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TekGal
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 Hadn't seen that one yet - really good.
I particularly got a kick out of the COBOL one. I had that in college and it almost turned me off of computers.
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03-27-03 10:52 AM
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thecomeons
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Re: A Joke
quote:
Originally posted by Tahoon
WWW- World Wide Wait
you got a 56k connection too?
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i couldn't get it up until i visited examnotes.net
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03-27-03 03:09 PM
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Tahoon
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Kasor
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