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Read this, very important lesson learned!!!
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Spides
Never stop a volunteer. M

Registered: May 2000 Location: Country: United Kingdom State: Certifications: MCSE 2k, MCSA 2k + Messaging and CCNA Working on: HP ASE MCSE 2003
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Read this, very important lesson learned!!!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that was my
>mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
>and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
>uncomfortable.
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>One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
>So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon
>I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
>overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she
>wants to make love to me just once.
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>What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
>said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
>me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
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>I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
>door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing
>outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy
>and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for
>a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson Learned: Always carry condoms in the car.
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Registered: Jul 2001 Location: House of the Rising Sun Country: United States State: Certifications: Working on:
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gr33nd4yg1rl
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Registered: Apr 2002 Location: Country: United States State: AZ Certifications: A+, Network+ Working on: Server+, CCNA
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LOL good one!
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02-19-03 02:55 AM
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Registered: Jul 2001 Location: Old Division 3 Country: Great Britain (UK) State: Certifications: BEng Electronics Working on: A+, Net +
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enforcer
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Registered: Jun 2002 Location: Wembley - Home of the big arch Country: United Kingdom State: Certifications: MCSE NT4, MCP 2K Working on: MCSE 2K 216,217 MCSA 2K 218
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02-19-03 04:39 PM
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gr33nd4yg1rl
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woweee!
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If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
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