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Author Job in NYC - MCSE + 12 other skills, and they only pay $10 an hour! What's wrong with this picture?
Adam Stirps

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm

An IT Consulting Firm serving the NY metro area is seeking a Network
Consultant. Candidate will require patience and good communication skills,
good english, no strong foreign accent.

This position is great for some who recently obtained their MCSE, and is
looking to obtain experience on the field. However basic computer experience
is needed. We are looking for a candidate that is tech savy, learns quickly,
has a computer feel in his blood.

This position requires our consultants to manage and maintain our small and
medium size clients throughout the metro area. You will be working side by
side with experienced engineers, as well as being exposed to the latest
software and hardware.

Technical Skills.
- Strong desktop skills, on all Microsoft platforms
- Microsoft Office 97/2K/XP/2K3
- TCP/IP Suite - Troubleshooting
- Active Directory 2000/2003 Topology
- Exchange v5.5/2000/2003
- Microsoft Outlook 97/98/2K/XP/2K3–Especially in an ExchangeEnvironment
- Firewall experience
- Router and switch experience
- Microsoft VPN and firewall client VPN
- Anti-Virus Solutions – desktop & server
- Microsoft Small Business Server

We will pay $10 per hour, cell phone with unlimited national calling plan &
travel expenses around the city, between 20-30 hours per week, position is
available immediately.

Full time, part time, contract, internships will be considered.

catwalker63

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm

Adam Stirps <A_Stirps@noospaam.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:t44mn05d44kpr02to4nn1l7mn
uduoae6qt@4ax.com:

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> We will pay $10 per hour, cell phone with unlimited national calling
> plan & travel expenses around the city, between 20-30 hours per week,
> position is available immediately.



I could get more working as a receptionist.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP
MCNGP #43

"Definitely not wearing any underwear."
Tim Kettring

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm



Adam Stirps <A_Stirps@noospaam.com> wrote in article
< t44mn05d44kpr02to4nn1l7mnuduoa
e6qt@4ax.com>...
> An IT Consulting Firm serving the NY metro area is seeking a Network
> Consultant. Candidate will require patience and good communication

skills,
> good english, no strong foreign accent.


Usted hablar espaniol ?

Kurt

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm

lo qiero taco bell -er, I mean mcse

"Tim Kettring" <tim2kettring@e-garfield.com> wrote in message
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> Adam Stirps <A_Stirps@noospaam.com> wrote in article
> < t44mn05d44kpr02to4nn1l7mnuduoa
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> skills,
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> Usted hablar espaniol ?
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catwalker63

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm

"Kurt" <kurtl@olypen.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:10nok45ku8d2s0d@corp.supernews.com:

> lo qiero taco bell -er, I mean mcse



yo quiero, not lo qiero <g>

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP
MCNGP #43

"Definitely not wearing any underwear."
Kurt

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm

Si`, yo comprendo (I guess the "yo" in this case would be redundant). How
'bout:

¡Soy un MCSE, quisiera un trabajo, pero en qué usted está pagando mí no
podría comprar la gasolina para conseguir trabajar!

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> "Kurt" <kurtl@olypen.com> prattled ceaslessly in
> news:10nok45ku8d2s0d@corp.supernews.com:
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> yo quiero, not lo qiero <g>
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> Catwalker
> aka Pu$$y Feet
> BS, MCP
> MCNGP #43
>
> "Definitely not wearing any underwear."



catwalker63

2005-07-27, 8:00 pm

"Kurt" <kurtl@olypen.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:10nrcj265coq692@corp.supernews.com:

> Si`, yo comprendo (I guess the "yo" in this case would be redundant).
> How 'bout:
>
> ¡Soy un MCSE, quisiera un trabajo, pero en qué usted está pagando mí
> no podría comprar la gasolina para conseguir trabajar!
>
>
>


I'm sorry, I only speak mexican food!

Yo deseo dos enchiladas con queso y sabolla blanca.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP
MCNGP #43

"Definitely not wearing any underwear."
Dave

2005-07-27, 8:02 pm

"Adam Stirps" <A_Stirps@noospaam.com> wrote in message
news:t44mn05d44kpr02to4nn1l7mn
uduoae6qt@4ax.com...
> An IT Consulting Firm serving the NY metro area is seeking a Network
> Consultant. Candidate will require patience and good communication skills,
> good english, no strong foreign accent.

"good english, no strong foreign accent.", well that rules out you Americans
then. More jobs, albeit *very* low paid, for us Brits ;-)




J.R. Jones

2005-07-27, 8:02 pm

In article <2uf9i1F29v40mU1@uni-berlin.de>, Dave@privacy.net Climbed on
a soapbox and declaimed...

> "good english, no strong foreign accent.", well that rules out you Americans
> then. More jobs, albeit *very* low paid, for us Brits ;-)
>
>


LOLOLOL!!! Most of you fscking Brits speak dialects that are
unintelligible even to other Brits living more than 50 miles away!

Where do they get these ideas?

LOLOL!!!

Thanks. That was funny!

JaR
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