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| Bubbie 2003-06-23, 11:25 am |
| A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction
disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications
equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a
tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it
in the helicopter's window.
The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall
building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it
in a building window.
Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer
to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the
copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped
determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because
they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
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| i have to agree with you bubbie.. it is very hilarious!
it brings back memories of some "real world" questions that was posted in
this newgrp a while b4 
"Bubbie" <bubbie@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:RtFJa.2515$nG4.1841@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...
> A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction
> disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications
> equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
> helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a
> tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held
it
> in the helicopter's window.
>
> The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall
> building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it
> in a building window.
>
> Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
>
> The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer
> to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the
> copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped
> determine their position.
>
> The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because
> they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
>
>
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| I wanna hear more microsoft jokes! woot woot
"Smoi" <Smoi@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1056425475.988795@ns2.1earth.net...
> i have to agree with you bubbie.. it is very hilarious!
> it brings back memories of some "real world" questions that was posted in
> this newgrp a while b4
>
>
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> "Bubbie" <bubbie@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:RtFJa.2515$nG4.1841@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...
> > A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
> malfunction
> > disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications
> > equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
> > helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw
a
> > tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and
held
> it
> > in the helicopter's window.
> >
> > The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall
> > building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held
it
> > in a building window.
> >
> > Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
> >
> > The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to
steer
> > to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the
> > copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped
> > determine their position.
> >
> > The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building
because
> > they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
> >
> >
>
>
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| An old joke, but a good one . .
B
"Bubbie" <bubbie@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:RtFJa.2515$nG4.1841@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...
> A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction
> disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications
> equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
> helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a
> tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held
it
> in the helicopter's window.
>
> The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall
> building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it
> in a building window.
>
> Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
>
> The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer
> to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the
> copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped
> determine their position.
>
> The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because
> they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
>
>
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