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| Andy Barkl 2002-12-12, 1:25 pm |
| (sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
Young tech,
there's no need to go flee
I said young tech,
flunked your MCSE
But there's a cert,
that's much easier to take
That looks good on your resume
Young tech,
only four tests to take
I said young tech,
and then you've got it made
Just take Server,
Pro and then '218
Then one more, and you're in the green
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
It's still better than MCP
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
You'll make more than minimum wage
Young tech,
Certs aren't easy to get
I said young tech,
But you aren't finished yet
You can braindump,
Through the Win2k Pro
Then there's just three more tests to go
Young tech,
Those exams are a bore
Why take seven?
When you only need four
So go out and,
Take your M.C.S.A.
And then beg for a raise in pay
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
You don't need your Net Inf
You don't need a Design
You'll can go without them just fine
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's a mid-level cert
You just take it and see
You don't need an MCSE
Young tech,
If you're down on your luck
I said young tech,
If your current job sucks
You should go and,
Get your M.C.S.A.
The boot camp only takes ten days
That's when,
Someone will come to you
And they'll say that,
There's a job you can do
And you'll get hired,
Even though you will be
Supervised by MCSEs
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It solves everything
It will open new doors
You can be a good IT whore
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
You don't need to feel shame
You don't need to feel fear
Take your MCSE next year
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
Young tech, young tech
Get your braindumps and go!
Young tech, young tech
Microsoft needs your dough!
M.C.S.A.
M.C.S.A.
M.C.S.A.
M.C.S.A.
(repeat until exams are retired)
| |
| David Wiseman 2002-12-12, 5:25 pm |
| Think Andy's got too much spare time on his hands.
(Maybe he's trying to "come out".)
David W.
"Andy Barkl" <abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote in message
news:285K9.56327$r4.3985704@news1.west.cox.net...
> (sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
>
> Young tech,
> there's no need to go flee
> I said young tech,
> flunked your MCSE
> But there's a cert,
> that's much easier to take
> That looks good on your resume
>
> Young tech,
> only four tests to take
> I said young tech,
> and then you've got it made
> Just take Server,
> Pro and then '218
> Then one more, and you're in the green
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
> It's still better than MCP
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
> You'll make more than minimum wage
>
> Young tech,
> Certs aren't easy to get
> I said young tech,
> But you aren't finished yet
> You can braindump,
> Through the Win2k Pro
> Then there's just three more tests to go
>
> Young tech,
> Those exams are a bore
> Why take seven?
> When you only need four
> So go out and,
> Take your M.C.S.A.
> And then beg for a raise in pay
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need your Net Inf
> You don't need a Design
> You'll can go without them just fine
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's a mid-level cert
> You just take it and see
> You don't need an MCSE
>
> Young tech,
> If you're down on your luck
> I said young tech,
> If your current job sucks
> You should go and,
> Get your M.C.S.A.
> The boot camp only takes ten days
>
> That's when,
> Someone will come to you
> And they'll say that,
> There's a job you can do
> And you'll get hired,
> Even though you will be
> Supervised by MCSEs
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It solves everything
> It will open new doors
> You can be a good IT whore
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need to feel shame
> You don't need to feel fear
> Take your MCSE next year
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Young tech, young tech
> Get your braindumps and go!
> Young tech, young tech
> Microsoft needs your dough!
>
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
>
> (repeat until exams are retired)
>
>
| |
| Andy Barkl 2002-12-12, 5:25 pm |
| "David Wiseman" <David@Wiseman82.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3df9162a$0$225$cc9e4d1f@n
ews.dial.pipex.com...
> Think Andy's got too much spare time on his hands.
>
> (Maybe he's trying to "come out".)
>
> David W.
This is not my work nor is it an expression of my personal character.
| |
|
| ROTFLMAO
Thanks Andy! Needed a laugh.
Rod Buike
A+, Network+, MCP
"Andy Barkl" <abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote in message news:<285K9.56327$r4.3985704@news1.west.cox.net>...
> (sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
>
> Young tech,
> there's no need to go flee
> I said young tech,
> flunked your MCSE
> But there's a cert,
> that's much easier to take
> That looks good on your resume
>
> Young tech,
> only four tests to take
> I said young tech,
> and then you've got it made
> Just take Server,
> Pro and then '218
> Then one more, and you're in the green
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
> It's still better than MCP
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
> You'll make more than minimum wage
>
> Young tech,
> Certs aren't easy to get
> I said young tech,
> But you aren't finished yet
> You can braindump,
> Through the Win2k Pro
> Then there's just three more tests to go
>
> Young tech,
> Those exams are a bore
> Why take seven?
> When you only need four
> So go out and,
> Take your M.C.S.A.
> And then beg for a raise in pay
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need your Net Inf
> You don't need a Design
> You'll can go without them just fine
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's a mid-level cert
> You just take it and see
> You don't need an MCSE
>
> Young tech,
> If you're down on your luck
> I said young tech,
> If your current job sucks
> You should go and,
> Get your M.C.S.A.
> The boot camp only takes ten days
>
> That's when,
> Someone will come to you
> And they'll say that,
> There's a job you can do
> And you'll get hired,
> Even though you will be
> Supervised by MCSEs
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It solves everything
> It will open new doors
> You can be a good IT whore
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need to feel shame
> You don't need to feel fear
> Take your MCSE next year
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Young tech, young tech
> Get your braindumps and go!
> Young tech, young tech
> Microsoft needs your dough!
>
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
>
> (repeat until exams are retired)
| |
| Somchai U. 2002-12-13, 5:25 am |
| !!! I doubt Microsoft would bundle CD for this song with its MCSA
welcome kit. !!! <g>
Somchai
On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 19:07:42 GMT, "Andy Barkl"
<abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote:
>(sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
>
>Young tech,
>there's no need to go flee
>I said young tech,
>flunked your MCSE
>But there's a cert,
>that's much easier to take
>That looks good on your resume
>
>Young tech,
>only four tests to take
>I said young tech,
>and then you've got it made
>Just take Server,
>Pro and then '218
>Then one more, and you're in the green
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
>It's still better than MCP
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
>You'll make more than minimum wage
>
>Young tech,
>Certs aren't easy to get
>I said young tech,
>But you aren't finished yet
>You can braindump,
>Through the Win2k Pro
>Then there's just three more tests to go
>
>Young tech,
>Those exams are a bore
>Why take seven?
>When you only need four
>So go out and,
>Take your M.C.S.A.
>And then beg for a raise in pay
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>You don't need your Net Inf
>You don't need a Design
>You'll can go without them just fine
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's a mid-level cert
>You just take it and see
>You don't need an MCSE
>
>Young tech,
>If you're down on your luck
>I said young tech,
>If your current job sucks
>You should go and,
>Get your M.C.S.A.
>The boot camp only takes ten days
>
>That's when,
>Someone will come to you
>And they'll say that,
>There's a job you can do
>And you'll get hired,
>Even though you will be
>Supervised by MCSEs
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It solves everything
>It will open new doors
>You can be a good IT whore
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>You don't need to feel shame
>You don't need to feel fear
>Take your MCSE next year
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>Young tech, young tech
>Get your braindumps and go!
>Young tech, young tech
>Microsoft needs your dough!
>
>M.C.S.A.
>M.C.S.A.
>M.C.S.A.
>M.C.S.A.
>
>(repeat until exams are retired)
>
| |
| WhoAmI 2002-12-13, 10:25 am |
| Who ever made it up needs to get out more.
"Somchai U." <somchai@no-email-please.com> wrote in message
news:15AF3DE3B52AAE0F.B2CC7C41AF1B3AA2.8FBDD85D01B8BE1A@lp.airnews.net...
> !!! I doubt Microsoft would bundle CD for this song with its MCSA
> welcome kit. !!! <g>
>
> Somchai
>
> On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 19:07:42 GMT, "Andy Barkl"
> <abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote:
>
> >(sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
> >
> >Young tech,
> >there's no need to go flee
> >I said young tech,
> >flunked your MCSE
> >But there's a cert,
> >that's much easier to take
> >That looks good on your resume
> >
> >Young tech,
> >only four tests to take
> >I said young tech,
> >and then you've got it made
> >Just take Server,
> >Pro and then '218
> >Then one more, and you're in the green
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
> >It's still better than MCP
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
> >You'll make more than minimum wage
> >
> >Young tech,
> >Certs aren't easy to get
> >I said young tech,
> >But you aren't finished yet
> >You can braindump,
> >Through the Win2k Pro
> >Then there's just three more tests to go
> >
> >Young tech,
> >Those exams are a bore
> >Why take seven?
> >When you only need four
> >So go out and,
> >Take your M.C.S.A.
> >And then beg for a raise in pay
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >You don't need your Net Inf
> >You don't need a Design
> >You'll can go without them just fine
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's a mid-level cert
> >You just take it and see
> >You don't need an MCSE
> >
> >Young tech,
> >If you're down on your luck
> >I said young tech,
> >If your current job sucks
> >You should go and,
> >Get your M.C.S.A.
> >The boot camp only takes ten days
> >
> >That's when,
> >Someone will come to you
> >And they'll say that,
> >There's a job you can do
> >And you'll get hired,
> >Even though you will be
> >Supervised by MCSEs
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It solves everything
> >It will open new doors
> >You can be a good IT whore
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >You don't need to feel shame
> >You don't need to feel fear
> >Take your MCSE next year
> >
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >It's easier to take the
> >M.C.S.A.
> >Young tech, young tech
> >Get your braindumps and go!
> >Young tech, young tech
> >Microsoft needs your dough!
> >
> >M.C.S.A.
> >M.C.S.A.
> >M.C.S.A.
> >M.C.S.A.
> >
> >(repeat until exams are retired)
> >
>
| |
| David J 2002-12-14, 2:25 pm |
| I think this is funny. Some peolpe should lighten up a bit!
"Andy Barkl" <abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote in message
news:285K9.56327$r4.3985704@news1.west.cox.net...
> (sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
>
> Young tech,
> there's no need to go flee
> I said young tech,
> flunked your MCSE
> But there's a cert,
> that's much easier to take
> That looks good on your resume
>
> Young tech,
> only four tests to take
> I said young tech,
> and then you've got it made
> Just take Server,
> Pro and then '218
> Then one more, and you're in the green
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
> It's still better than MCP
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
> You'll make more than minimum wage
>
> Young tech,
> Certs aren't easy to get
> I said young tech,
> But you aren't finished yet
> You can braindump,
> Through the Win2k Pro
> Then there's just three more tests to go
>
> Young tech,
> Those exams are a bore
> Why take seven?
> When you only need four
> So go out and,
> Take your M.C.S.A.
> And then beg for a raise in pay
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need your Net Inf
> You don't need a Design
> You'll can go without them just fine
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's a mid-level cert
> You just take it and see
> You don't need an MCSE
>
> Young tech,
> If you're down on your luck
> I said young tech,
> If your current job sucks
> You should go and,
> Get your M.C.S.A.
> The boot camp only takes ten days
>
> That's when,
> Someone will come to you
> And they'll say that,
> There's a job you can do
> And you'll get hired,
> Even though you will be
> Supervised by MCSEs
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It solves everything
> It will open new doors
> You can be a good IT whore
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need to feel shame
> You don't need to feel fear
> Take your MCSE next year
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Young tech, young tech
> Get your braindumps and go!
> Young tech, young tech
> Microsoft needs your dough!
>
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
>
> (repeat until exams are retired)
>
>
| |
| Logos+Fabula 2002-12-14, 9:24 pm |
|  AHAHAHAHHAAH FUNNY really!!
On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 19:07:42 GMT, "Andy Barkl"
<abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote:
>(sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
>
>Young tech,
>there's no need to go flee
>I said young tech,
>flunked your MCSE
>But there's a cert,
>that's much easier to take
>That looks good on your resume
>
>Young tech,
>only four tests to take
>I said young tech,
>and then you've got it made
>Just take Server,
>Pro and then '218
>Then one more, and you're in the green
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
>It's still better than MCP
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
>You'll make more than minimum wage
>
>Young tech,
>Certs aren't easy to get
>I said young tech,
>But you aren't finished yet
>You can braindump,
>Through the Win2k Pro
>Then there's just three more tests to go
>
>Young tech,
>Those exams are a bore
>Why take seven?
>When you only need four
>So go out and,
>Take your M.C.S.A.
>And then beg for a raise in pay
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>You don't need your Net Inf
>You don't need a Design
>You'll can go without them just fine
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's a mid-level cert
>You just take it and see
>You don't need an MCSE
>
>Young tech,
>If you're down on your luck
>I said young tech,
>If your current job sucks
>You should go and,
>Get your M.C.S.A.
>The boot camp only takes ten days
>
>That's when,
>Someone will come to you
>And they'll say that,
>There's a job you can do
>And you'll get hired,
>Even though you will be
>Supervised by MCSEs
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It solves everything
>It will open new doors
>You can be a good IT whore
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>You don't need to feel shame
>You don't need to feel fear
>Take your MCSE next year
>
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>It's easier to take the
>M.C.S.A.
>Young tech, young tech
>Get your braindumps and go!
>Young tech, young tech
>Microsoft needs your dough!
>
>M.C.S.A.
>M.C.S.A.
>M.C.S.A.
>M.C.S.A.
>
>(repeat until exams are retired)
>
| |
| freak 2002-12-14, 11:20 pm |
| whoever wrote this would be an MCSE by now if they had started studying instead | |
| martin_woodhead 2002-12-21, 2:25 am |
| YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HAND 
"Andy Barkl" <abarkl@NOSPAM.wetrainit.com> wrote in message
news:285K9.56327$r4.3985704@news1.west.cox.net...
> (sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village People)
>
> Young tech,
> there's no need to go flee
> I said young tech,
> flunked your MCSE
> But there's a cert,
> that's much easier to take
> That looks good on your resume
>
> Young tech,
> only four tests to take
> I said young tech,
> and then you've got it made
> Just take Server,
> Pro and then '218
> Then one more, and you're in the green
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
> It's still better than MCP
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
> You'll make more than minimum wage
>
> Young tech,
> Certs aren't easy to get
> I said young tech,
> But you aren't finished yet
> You can braindump,
> Through the Win2k Pro
> Then there's just three more tests to go
>
> Young tech,
> Those exams are a bore
> Why take seven?
> When you only need four
> So go out and,
> Take your M.C.S.A.
> And then beg for a raise in pay
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need your Net Inf
> You don't need a Design
> You'll can go without them just fine
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's a mid-level cert
> You just take it and see
> You don't need an MCSE
>
> Young tech,
> If you're down on your luck
> I said young tech,
> If your current job sucks
> You should go and,
> Get your M.C.S.A.
> The boot camp only takes ten days
>
> That's when,
> Someone will come to you
> And they'll say that,
> There's a job you can do
> And you'll get hired,
> Even though you will be
> Supervised by MCSEs
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It solves everything
> It will open new doors
> You can be a good IT whore
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> You don't need to feel shame
> You don't need to feel fear
> Take your MCSE next year
>
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> It's easier to take the
> M.C.S.A.
> Young tech, young tech
> Get your braindumps and go!
> Young tech, young tech
> Microsoft needs your dough!
>
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
> M.C.S.A.
>
> (repeat until exams are retired)
>
>
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| Andy Barkl 2002-12-21, 9:25 am |
| "martin_woodhead" <martin_woodhead@0800dial.com> wrote in message
news:3e0418c4$1_2@news2.vip.uk.com...
> YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HAND
I'm not the original author of this work but I do have a really large watch.
So I suppose you are correct, I have way too much time on my hand!
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