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Egg Mayo

2002-08-23, 2:28 am

Gender Issues
"I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live with
him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I don't
want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for a
fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay relationship?
thank you!!
)
--

Egg Mayo
ICQ 86011880





Kevin Arco

2002-08-23, 3:28 am

Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......

--

Kevin Arco
www.tank69.com


"Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

with
> him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

don't
> want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

a
> fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

relationship?
> thank you!!
> )
> --
>
> Egg Mayo
> ICQ 86011880
>
>
>
>
>



Tony

2002-08-23, 3:28 am

Hello Egg don't despair I know just the organisation that help 'people' like
you.

Gay & Lesbian Friend Helpline

http://www.dircon.co.uk/gay-lesbian-helpline-glos-uk/


"Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

with
> him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

don't
> want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

a
> fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

relationship?
> thank you!!
> )
> --
>
> Egg Mayo
> ICQ 86011880
>
>
>
>
>



Kevin Arco

2002-08-23, 4:29 am

Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......

--

Kevin Arco
www.tank69.com


"Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

with
> him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

don't
> want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

a
> fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

relationship?
> thank you!!
> )
> --
>
> Egg Mayo
> ICQ 86011880
>
>
>
>
>



Tony

2002-08-23, 4:29 am

Hello Egg don't despair I know just the organisation that help 'people' like
you.

Gay & Lesbian Friend Helpline

http://www.dircon.co.uk/gay-lesbian-helpline-glos-uk/


"Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

with
> him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

don't
> want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

a
> fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

relationship?
> thank you!!
> )
> --
>
> Egg Mayo
> ICQ 86011880
>
>
>
>
>



The Phantom Menace

2002-08-23, 7:29 am

"Tony" <none@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I

<snip>
Yes "Tony" you really DO need help. You're not only mentally disturbed
constantly coming up with this abuse, pretending to be other people, but you
must also be a repressed homosexual yourself (I doubt anyone who was totally
heterosexual could have written that diatribe!). After visiting
alt.certification.a-plus for some advice I was hoping you'd have then
crawled back under your stone....




The Phantom Menace

2002-08-23, 8:28 am

"Tony" <none@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I

<snip>
Yes "Tony" you really DO need help. You're not only mentally disturbed
constantly coming up with this abuse, pretending to be other people, but you
must also be a repressed homosexual yourself (I doubt anyone who was totally
heterosexual could have written that diatribe!). After visiting
alt.certification.a-plus for some advice I was hoping you'd have then
crawled back under your stone....




Wag

2002-08-23, 10:42 am


"Kevin Arco" <karco@cox.net> wrote in message
newsum99.3141$fl6.270957@news1.west.cox.net...
> Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......


LOL!!!!


Wag

2002-08-23, 11:42 am


"Kevin Arco" <karco@cox.net> wrote in message
newsum99.3141$fl6.270957@news1.west.cox.net...
> Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......


LOL!!!!


John D.

2002-08-23, 1:28 pm

No, your router problem relates...it probably just needs that gender
changer adapter that fits on the port...BestBuy $9.95. ;-)

John D.


"Kevin Arco" <karco@cox.net> wrote in message news:<pum99.3141$fl6.270957@news1.west.cox.net>...
> Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......
>
> --
>
> Kevin Arco
> www.tank69.com
>
>
> "Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> > Gender Issues
> > "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> > have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> > pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> > either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> > don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> > mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

> with
> > him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> > the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> > a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

> don't
> > want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> > but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> > another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

> a
> > fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> > please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

> relationship?
> > thank you!!
> > )
> > --
> >
> > Egg Mayo
> > ICQ 86011880
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >

John D.

2002-08-23, 2:29 pm

No, your router problem relates...it probably just needs that gender
changer adapter that fits on the port...BestBuy $9.95. ;-)

John D.


"Kevin Arco" <karco@cox.net> wrote in message news:<pum99.3141$fl6.270957@news1.west.cox.net>...
> Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......
>
> --
>
> Kevin Arco
> www.tank69.com
>
>
> "Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> > Gender Issues
> > "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> > have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> > pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> > either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> > don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> > mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

> with
> > him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> > the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> > a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

> don't
> > want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> > but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> > another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

> a
> > fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> > please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

> relationship?
> > thank you!!
> > )
> > --
> >
> > Egg Mayo
> > ICQ 86011880
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >

Egg Mayo

2002-08-23, 4:42 pm

On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 07:54:46 +0100, "Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com>
wrote:

>Gender Issues
>"I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
>have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
>pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
>either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
>don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
>mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live with
>him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
>the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
>a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I don't
>want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
>but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
>another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for a
>fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
>please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay relationship?
>thank you!!
>)



Check the headers, people - this message is NOT from me.
I don't cross-post (except this one-time only special offer),
and I don't post off-topic without good reason.

I apologise if any offense has been caused, but I have
nothing to do with it.

Any posts from me will have the same source as this message,
otherwise, please ignore them.

Thanks
--

Egg Mayo
ICQ 86011880

Egg Mayo

2002-08-23, 5:42 pm

On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 07:54:46 +0100, "Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com>
wrote:

>Gender Issues
>"I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
>have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
>pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
>either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
>don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
>mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live with
>him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
>the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
>a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I don't
>want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
>but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
>another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for a
>fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
>please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay relationship?
>thank you!!
>)



Check the headers, people - this message is NOT from me.
I don't cross-post (except this one-time only special offer),
and I don't post off-topic without good reason.

I apologise if any offense has been caused, but I have
nothing to do with it.

Any posts from me will have the same source as this message,
otherwise, please ignore them.

Thanks
--

Egg Mayo
ICQ 86011880

Tom MacIntyre

2002-08-23, 6:42 pm

On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 08:36:37 GMT, "Kevin Arco" <karco@cox.net> wrote:

>Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......


Yeah, it's kinda more like a switching issue...

Tom
Tom MacIntyre

2002-08-23, 7:42 pm

On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 08:36:37 GMT, "Kevin Arco" <karco@cox.net> wrote:

>Hmmmm. I guess this makes the routing issue I am having seem minor.......


Yeah, it's kinda more like a switching issue...

Tom
Mark

2002-08-28, 2:42 am

Definately beats my problem of finding a job.


Mark

2002-08-28, 3:42 am

Definately beats my problem of finding a job.


Tony

2002-08-29, 5:28 am

Mark with poor spelling like yours ( Definitely ) do you honestly think
that a Blue Chip Company is going to trust you in their I.T. Department I
think not. Are you the Phantom Spammer (his spelling was atrocious) who
hated DiamondDan Sad Sue O Brien Limp Wristed Tony Orlando W F. Peifer &
T Macintyre and a Prat calling him self Daft phantom diddley squat? I was
one of your fans

Tony
"Mark" <marko7@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:lH%a9.4293$N%4.373594@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> Definately beats my problem of finding a job.
>
>



Tony

2002-08-29, 6:28 am

Mark with poor spelling like yours ( Definitely ) do you honestly think
that a Blue Chip Company is going to trust you in their I.T. Department I
think not. Are you the Phantom Spammer (his spelling was atrocious) who
hated DiamondDan Sad Sue O Brien Limp Wristed Tony Orlando W F. Peifer &
T Macintyre and a Prat calling him self Daft phantom diddley squat? I was
one of your fans

Tony
"Mark" <marko7@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:lH%a9.4293$N%4.373594@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> Definately beats my problem of finding a job.
>
>



Tom MacIntyre

2002-08-29, 2:29 pm

On Thu, 29 Aug 2002 11:43:13 +0100, "Tony" <none@ntlworld.com> wrote:

>Mark with poor spelling like yours ( Definitely ) do you honestly think
>that a Blue Chip Company is going to trust you in their I.T. Department I
>think not. Are you the Phantom Spammer (his spelling was atrocious) who
>hated DiamondDan Sad Sue O Brien Limp Wristed Tony Orlando W F. Peifer &
>T Macintyre and a Prat calling him self Daft phantom diddley squat? I was
>one of your fans


English translation, with no offence meant to Mark...

Mark, with such poor spelling as yours (definitely being one example),
do you honestly think that a Blue Chip company is going to trust you
in their IT department? I think not!

Are you the phantom spammer (his spelling was atrocious), etc,
yadayada... :-)

Tom's law states that almost any time a person on the Internet
criticizes the spelling or grammar of another, his or her spelling
and/or grammar will not be above reproach. Yes, I've now left myself
open. :-)

Tom

PS-I see you saved the group crosspost list you used to use in your
other role...or did you just borrow it from your idol? :-P

>
>Tony
>"Mark" <marko7@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:lH%a9.4293$N%4.373594@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
>> Definately beats my problem of finding a job.
>>
>>

>


Tom MacIntyre

2002-08-29, 3:29 pm

On Thu, 29 Aug 2002 11:43:13 +0100, "Tony" <none@ntlworld.com> wrote:

>Mark with poor spelling like yours ( Definitely ) do you honestly think
>that a Blue Chip Company is going to trust you in their I.T. Department I
>think not. Are you the Phantom Spammer (his spelling was atrocious) who
>hated DiamondDan Sad Sue O Brien Limp Wristed Tony Orlando W F. Peifer &
>T Macintyre and a Prat calling him self Daft phantom diddley squat? I was
>one of your fans


English translation, with no offence meant to Mark...

Mark, with such poor spelling as yours (definitely being one example),
do you honestly think that a Blue Chip company is going to trust you
in their IT department? I think not!

Are you the phantom spammer (his spelling was atrocious), etc,
yadayada... :-)

Tom's law states that almost any time a person on the Internet
criticizes the spelling or grammar of another, his or her spelling
and/or grammar will not be above reproach. Yes, I've now left myself
open. :-)

Tom

PS-I see you saved the group crosspost list you used to use in your
other role...or did you just borrow it from your idol? :-P

>
>Tony
>"Mark" <marko7@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:lH%a9.4293$N%4.373594@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
>> Definately beats my problem of finding a job.
>>
>>

>


techjunkie

2002-09-07, 11:28 pm

You need to come out flaming like an Exocet missile
"Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

with
> him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

don't
> want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

a
> fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

relationship?
> thank you!!
> )
> --
>
> Egg Mayo
> ICQ 86011880
>
>
>
>
>



techjunkie

2002-09-08, 12:29 am

You need to come out flaming like an Exocet missile
"Egg Mayo" <egg.mayo@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3d65dd68_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> Gender Issues
> "I am Sure I am Homosexual?" I am a homosexual, I am sure of this, but I
> have never told anyone. I am not feminine and I do go out with girls and
> pretend to be interested in girls, so I don't think anyone has guessed it
> either. Now I have come to the point where I just have to tell someone. I
> don't want to talk to my parents first. I want to tell this boy friend of
> mine, but I don't know how to do it. what makes it worse is that I live

with
> him (flatmates. I fantasize about his firm body as he lays in the bed in
> the spare room. I long to go in there and cuddle him. I long to give him
> a lingering French kiss while I play with his balls. At the moment. I

don't
> want him to think I like him like that. I think it will be a shock to him
> but he does accept gay people as I far as I know. but how can I tell him?
> another problem is that I only like boys who are heterosexual. I know for

a
> fact that the 3 boys I have liked are masculine and they are straight.
> please help! Does it m ean that I would be the woman in a gay

relationship?
> thank you!!
> )
> --
>
> Egg Mayo
> ICQ 86011880
>
>
>
>
>



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