| -Ðiamond-Ðan 2002-07-15, 3:25 pm |
| In article <3d330dbd_1@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>, ÐiamondÐan
decided to open his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> ÐiamondÐan is a Ðirty shirtlifter woofter
>
> ÐiamondÐan is a Ðirty shirtlifter woofter
>
> ÐiamondÐan is a Ðirty shirtlifter woofter
>
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Is this the best you can do???
diamondDan really got under your skin, eh pal? You are so obsessed with
diamondDan that you can't get diamondDan out of your head. You may be
spamming the newsgroup, but diamondDan is spamming your mind. Your every
thought is about how you can get even with diamondDan. You patrol the
newsgroups looking for diamondDan. You change your headers to match
diamondDan. You change your email to match diamondDan. You can't sleep
because your dreams are of diamondDan. Your every thought at work is
about diamondDan. When you eat you wish you were eating with diamondDan.
How you would love to have gay relations with diamondDan, but diamondDan
keeps refusing your advances. diamondDan won't like you, diamondDan
keeps insulting you, diamondDan gives his affections to women like Sue,
instead of men like you. diamondDan is out of your reach, but you still
pursue diamondDan at every juncture. diamondDan is your idol. diamondDan
is your god. diamondDan is your life. You cannot exist without
diamondDan. You must chase diamondDan and make diamondDan pay for not
loving you in the way that a man loves a woman. You will force
diamondDan to love you, but diamondDan keeps refusing. You are powerless
in front of diamondDan. Your soul and life belong to diamondDan. You
will forever be dominated by diamondDan. You will become diamondDan and
your own identity and life will be ruled by diamondDan. How you wish you
could aspire to be diamondDan, but diamondDan is out of your reach.
diamondDan is too high. diamondDan is too intelligent. diamondDan is of
the mettle that you cannot ever be. diamondDan will deceive you.
diamondDan will become your dark master. You will serve diamondDan. Your
commands and orders will come from diamondDan. You will be diamondDan's
clay and diamondDan will mold your existence. You cannot escape the plot
that diamondDan has unfolded for you. diamondDan will chase you, but you
will never escape diamondDan's grasp. diamondDan will rule your destiny.
diamondDan is your god. Be diamondDan, for diamondDan has commanded it.
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