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| FEBRI GAMALIEL 2002-11-06, 9:24 pm |
| PLEEEEEASE READ!!!!! It was on the news!
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>> > OK....let's see if this is for real...... It would be nice! > To all of
>>my friends, I do not usually forward messages, but this is from > my good
>>friend Pearlas Sanborn and she really is an attorney. If she says > that
>>this will work - it WILL work. After all, what have you got to lose? > >
>>SORRY EVERYBODY.....JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! > I'm an attorney, and
>>I know the law. This thing is for real. > Rest assured AOL and Intel will
>>follow through with their promises for > fear of facing a multimillion
>>dollar class action suit similar to the one > filed by PepsiCo > against
>>General Electric not too long ago. > > Dear Friends, > Please do not take
>>this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his > fortune. If you ignore
>>this you will repent later. > Microsoft and AOL are now the largest
>>Internet companies and > in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer
>>remains the most widely > used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an
>>e-mail beta test. When you > forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can
>>and will track it (if you are > a > Microsoft Windows user) for a two week
>>time period. For every person that > you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
>>will pay you $245.00, for every > person that you sent it to that forwards
>>it on, Microsoft will pay you > $243.00 and for every third person that
>>receives it, you will be paid > $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will
>>contact you for your address and > then send you a cheque. > > Regards. >
>>Charles S. Bailey > General Manager Field Operations > 1/800-842-2332 Ext.
>>1085 or > 904/245-1085 or RNX 292-1085 > Charles_Bailey@csx.com > I
>>thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks > after receiving this
>>e-mail and forwarding it on, > Microsoft contacted me for my address and >
>>within days, I received a cheque for US$24,800.00. > You need to respond
>>before the beta testing is over. > If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is
>>the man. > It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward > this to as
>>many people as possible. You are bound > to get at least US$10,000.00.
>>We're not going to > help them out with their e-mail beta test without >
>>getting a little something for our time. My > brother's > girlfriend got
>>in on this a few months ago. When I > went to visit him for the Baylor/UT
>>game. She > showed me her check. It was for the sum of > $4,324.44 and was
>>stamped "Paid In Full". Like I > said before, I know the law, and this is
>>for real. > Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which > would make
>>them the largest Internet company > and in an effort make sure that AOL
>>remains the > most widely used program, Intel and AOL are > running an
>>e-mail beta test. > When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can >
>>and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows > user) for a two week
>>time period. > For every person that you forward this e-mail to, >
>>Microsoft will pay you $203.15. > For every person that you sent it to
>>that forwards > it on, Microsoft will pay you $156.29. > And for every
>>third person that receives it, you > will be paid $17.65. Within two
>>weeks, Intel will contact > you for your address and then send you a
>>check. > I thought this was a scam myself, but a friend of my > good
>>friend's Aunt Patricia, who works at Intel, > actually got a check of
>>$4,543.23 by forwarding this e-mail. > Try it, what have you got to
>>lose????
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| Paul Womar 2002-11-07, 11:24 am |
| FEBRI GAMALIEL <FGAMALIEL@attbroadband.com> wrote:
> PLEEEEEASE READ!!!!! It was on the news!
Yeah, I think I remeber that piece. That was the one about stupid
gullible people posting obviously bogus information in newsgroups wasn't
it?
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-> The email address in this message *IS* Valid <-
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| KiwiPete 2002-11-07, 8:16 pm |
| Hello, my name is Pete and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 16-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $245?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bullsh1t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
F*ck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the XXX of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day. | |
| Russ S 2002-11-07, 9:24 pm |
| Hahahaha - never a truer word spoken Pete :-)
And I would bet that a very large percentage of the fools that forward them
have hard drives full of all sorts of nasy virii, trojans, blind links and
lots more....and if they don't I surely wish they get some - and fast.
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RussS
A+, Net+, MCP W2k Pro - W2K Server
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| *LMAO*! Well said, Pete!
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"KiwiPete" <KiwiPete.ds2cd@mail.examnotes.net> wrote in message
news:KiwiPete.ds2cd@mail.examnotes.net...
>
> Hello, my name is Pete and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> believe that if you send them on, a poor 16-year-old girl in Arkansas
> with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
> have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling
> freak show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> everyone to whom you send "his" email, $245?
> How stupid are we?
>
> "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bullsh1t.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
> sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
> started in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
> Mayflower.
>
> F*ck 'em.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
> amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and
> this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
> nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>
> I don't care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your
> own unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
> it's funny, send it on.
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the XXX of a dead elephant
> for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
> receive if you forward this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know.
>
> Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
> will consume your genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.
>
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| KiwiPete 2002-11-11, 3:55 pm |
| You can only laugh at people like that.
When an email starts off PLEEEEEASE READ!!!!!
you know it must be an official communication from Micro$oft.
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