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Testimonials

2004-04-20, 12:25 am

Thank you thank you THANK YOU for exposing Michael Voight and telling the truth
about him. Those of us who work with him were laughing our heads off when we
read what you posted, it was so DEAD ON! You got it completely right about him.
At work NOONE can stand him, they all HATE him. He is an obnoxious know it all
who thinks he is always right. Even the customers hate him. The managers cant
stand him and are only waiting for him to screw up so they can fire him. We
printed out what you posted about him and passed it around, everybody is
laughing at him, even the bosses! The dickhead is such a loser he couldn't even
find a woman and had to go to Russia to purchase a wife there. And even she is
rumored to be cheating on him. Of course, who can blame her!

-------------------------------

Gee Michael, did you know you were so popular at work? ROFL!!!


mtravelkay

2004-04-20, 1:24 am

Testimonials wrote:
> Thank you thank you THANK YOU for exposing Michael Voight and telling the truth
> about him.


Did you know that you post from the same anonymous place as
Max/Nomen/Edo/Starwars/Kenneth/etc?
Do you guys know each other? Intimately?? Sounds like the making of a
TV Movie starring Sally Field. ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075296/ )
I appreciate your concern that management is waiting for me to screwup
so they can fire me. I must have done rather well by hiding my
shortcomings from them in the past 8 1/2 years. I am very happy you are
so hung up on me..... It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to know that I
am on your mind so much.

Max Mustermann

2004-04-21, 6:25 pm

Cisco idiot/moron/XXXXXXX/troll/netkook Michael Voight mtravelkay
<a.a.a@aaa.aaa> kooked:

>Testimonials wrote:
>
>Did you know that you post from the same anonymous place as
>blahblahblah?


Idiot. That testimonial is quoted, it was sent to me by someone who works with
you. I forgot to put quotation marks around it for those who read at
kindergarten level like you. I put a call out some time ago for people who know
you or work with you to contact me and tell me what they think of you. And
suprise surprise, the responses have been pouring in, and EVERYONE thinks you're
an XXXXXXX. What a shock.

I'll be posting some of the more interesting ones, like the one in this thread.
Of course, there's dozens that essentially say "Michael Voight is an XXXXXXX, I
hate him!" so I won't waste any space posting the repetitive ones. I'll save it
for the real doozies. :-)

Dear _____,

Thank you for your letter concerning our employee Michael Voight.

We are aware of the situation and have received numerous complaints about his
usenet posts from work.

We take abuse by our employees very seriously. While we do provide Internet
access to our employees, we expect them to behave professionally and not abuse
the privilege.

We have initiated an investigation into Mr. Voight's Internet activities. His
department manager and others concerned have been alerted about the situation,
and his Internet use is being monitored.

We appreciate the time you have taken to bring this to our attention and we
apologize for our employee's behavior. Rest assured we will do everything
possible to correct the situation.

--------------------------------------

Keep those complaints to Cisco coming, folks! It's working!

About Rogue Cisco Employee Michael "mrtravelkay" Voight,
a.k.a. the "mrtravel" Netkook Troll/Usenet Flooder

***WARNING: THIS IDIOT HAS BEEN CAUGHT FORGING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES ON USENET
AND CANCELLING THEIR POSTS.***

"mrtavelkay" is the latest usenet handle of a brainless troll whose real name is
Michael Voight, email <mvoight@cisco.com>.

He is better known by his previous stupid handle, "mrtravel".

The idiot works for Cisco in San Jose and apparently they don't
keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet when he isn't
looking for foreign brides to marry in exchange for money
in alt.visa.us.marriage-based and alt.personals.big-folks, or trying
to pick up minors in alt.personals.teens or any of the number of creepy
newsgroups he frequents. Some of his other trolling aliases are Network
Guy, starrystarrynight@sbcgl
obal.net
, sleepydoc <sleepdoc@verizon.net>, jlhunt
<jlhunt@huntbros.com>, and Lost 5 of 8 <seeme@loveme.fun>, mrt <mrt@mrt.com>,
news.sf.sbcglobal.net <none@none.none>, not-nomen
<none@none.none>,<uclaisthebest@ucla.edd>, David Tanner
<dtanner1256@dtanner.org>, Jeff Davies <test@test.test>, BobTheBuilder
<noah@build.me.an.ark>.

All intelligent members of the usenet community have killfiled him, so he takes
great pains to get past their killfiles by rubbing his only two cerebral neurons
together and coming up with gems like: mrtrav <mrtrav@mtr.mrt.trm>, mrtrav3
<mrtaa@aa.aa>, mrraveltay <mrraveltay@me.igpay.atinlay>, and mrtravelkay
<mrtravelkay@a.aa>, and mtravelkay <a.a.a@aaa.aaa> and <""a.a\"@a,a,a>.
The lastest product of his brain diarrhea is Bill Clarkj
<bill@billclarkpresents.com>.

He seems to like to hang out in alt.sex.preteen. Hmmm....

His phone numbers are 831-295-3628 and 831-252-2606.

He's got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the
intelligence to take away from him. Lord only knows what could have
happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook. The other kids
he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come
and go so do the kids. It wouldn't hurt to let Cisco know what kind of
deviant sexual pervert maniac they have working for them, so....

For starters, forward his idiotic posts to abuse@cisco.com .

He works in technical support, so forward them to tac@cisco.com .

He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to
abuse@prodigy.net and abuse@sbcglobal.net as well.

You can also call them at 1 800 553 2447 and ask to speak with a supervisor
and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his whole
day at work playing on the internet on company time. THEY WILL NOT LIKE
THAT.

Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing
and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE. They will LOVE
that you brought this to their attention:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
170 West Tasman Dr.
San Jose, CA 95134
USA

Then also call them. You should always follow up email or letters with
phone calls. Always ask for supervisors or managers. Try to get as far up
as possible.

(408)526-4000
(800)553-NETS or
(800)553-6387

Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing in
their company but won't do so until they get rid of this XXXXXXX who is
wasting company resources:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
Investor Relations Department
170 West Tasman Drive
San Jose, CA 95134-1706
Phone: (408) 526-8890
Fax: (408) 526-4545
Email: investor-relations@cisco.com

Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this
type of stuff:

USA 1 800 553 6387

ic-support-us@cisco.com
cs-support-us@cisco.com

Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed
personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the
headquarters address. Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY
INTERESTED in them, especially if it's about one of their employees. They
will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this XXXXXXX out of their company:

John Morgridge, Chairman
John Chambers, President, CEO
Donald Valentine, Vice Chairman
Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director
Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations

Have fun!

mrtravelkay

2004-04-21, 7:25 pm



Max Mustermann wrote:

> Cisco idiot/moron/XXXXXXX/troll/netkook Michael Voight mtravelkay
> <a.a.a@aaa.aaa> kooked:
>
>
>
>
> Idiot. That testimonial is quoted, it was sent to me by someone who works with
> you. I forgot to put quotation marks around it for those who read at
> kindergarten level like you. I put a call out some time ago for people who know
> you or work with you to contact me and tell me what they think of you.


I see. You didn't use quotation marks or made no other mention that it
was a quote, and decided that if you posted it under a different ID,
then we would assume it was really you posting a quote from someone
else. Can you post the link that shows you asking for people to contact
you? How EXACTLY were they supposed to contact you? Were they supposed
to send an email to your anonymous remailer? As far as I can tell, the
only way they could contact you is by public posting.... but, I don't
see this testimonial in any posting except by you pseudonym.



Max Mustermann

2004-04-21, 8:25 pm

Cisco idiot/moron/troll/XXXXXXX/netkook Michael Voight mrtravelkay <a@a.aa.a>
kooked:

>
>
>Max Mustermann wrote:
>
>
>I see. You didn't use quotation marks or made no other mention that it
>was a quote, and decided that if you posted it under a different ID,
>then we would assume it was really you posting a quote from someone
>else. Can you post the link that shows you asking for people to contact
>you? How EXACTLY were they supposed to contact you? Were they supposed
>to send an email to your anonymous remailer? As far as I can tell, the
>only way they could contact you is by public posting.... but, I don't
>see this testimonial in any posting except by you pseudonym.


Idiot. Moron. Don't you think if I'm asking people to contact me I would have
provided a way for them to do that? There are various ways that people can
contact one anonymously. And don't you think I would have gone about it in a
way that you would not find out that I'm doing it? Like I said, you're an
idiot. And a moron. And you're doing what you always do, which is engage in
endless arguments where you desperately try to win, and from WORK no less, where
you should be WORKING (does that ring a bell?).

You've confirmed what I've suspected all along. The reason why you've spent
YEARS trolling and flooding newsgroups on internet, engaging in pointless
arguments with everybody in a some strange, bizarre, twisted neurotic attempt to
win and show that you think you're smarter than everyone else is because you
have some deep-rooted inferiority complex. Maybe it's because you're adopted,
maybe the Catholic priests and nuns were too harsh on you, whatever. You just
need to prove yourself, and that's why you're addicted to these newsgroups and
can't get away from them. You post all day from work, and then you go home and
you post all night from there. Sad, really. You should be pitied. But I don't
pity you. I think you're pathetic. Someone who works at Cisco surely can
afford to see a psychiatrist. Don't you all have a good health plan? Maybe if
you sell a few more green cards to some more desperate Russian women in that
sleazy marriage visa newsgroup you hang out in.....

About Rogue Cisco Employee Michael "mrtravelkay" Voight,
a.k.a. the "mrtravel" Netkook Troll/Usenet Flooder

***WARNING: THIS IDIOT HAS BEEN CAUGHT FORGING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES ON USENET
AND CANCELLING THEIR POSTS.***

"mrtavelkay" is the latest usenet handle of a brainless troll whose real name is
Michael Voight, email <mvoight@cisco.com>.

He is better known by his previous stupid handle, "mrtravel".

The idiot works for Cisco in San Jose and apparently they don't
keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet when he isn't
looking for foreign brides to marry in exchange for money
in alt.visa.us.marriage-based and alt.personals.big-folks, or trying
to pick up minors in alt.personals.teens or any of the number of creepy
newsgroups he frequents. Some of his other trolling aliases are Network
Guy, starrystarrynight@sbcgl
obal.net
, sleepydoc <sleepdoc@verizon.net>, jlhunt
<jlhunt@huntbros.com>, and Lost 5 of 8 <seeme@loveme.fun>, mrt <mrt@mrt.com>,
news.sf.sbcglobal.net <none@none.none>, not-nomen
<none@none.none>,<uclaisthebest@ucla.edd>, David Tanner
<dtanner1256@dtanner.org>, Jeff Davies <test@test.test>, BobTheBuilder
<noah@build.me.an.ark>.

All intelligent members of the usenet community have killfiled him, so he takes
great pains to get past their killfiles by rubbing his only two cerebral neurons
together and coming up with gems like: mrtrav <mrtrav@mtr.mrt.trm>, mrtrav3
<mrtaa@aa.aa>, mrraveltay <mrraveltay@me.igpay.atinlay>, and mrtravelkay
<mrtravelkay@a.aa>, and mtravelkay <a.a.a@aaa.aaa> and <""a.a\"@a,a,a>.
The lastest product of his brain diarrhea is Bill Clarkj
<bill@billclarkpresents.com>.

He seems to like to hang out in alt.sex.preteen. Hmmm....

His phone numbers are 831-295-3628 and 831-252-2606.

He's got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the
intelligence to take away from him. Lord only knows what could have
happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook. The other kids
he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come
and go so do the kids. It wouldn't hurt to let Cisco know what kind of
deviant sexual pervert maniac they have working for them, so....

For starters, forward his idiotic posts to abuse@cisco.com .

He works in technical support, so forward them to tac@cisco.com .

He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to
abuse@prodigy.net and abuse@sbcglobal.net as well.

You can also call them at 1 800 553 2447 and ask to speak with a supervisor
and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his whole
day at work playing on the internet on company time. THEY WILL NOT LIKE
THAT.

Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing
and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE. They will LOVE
that you brought this to their attention:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
170 West Tasman Dr.
San Jose, CA 95134
USA

Then also call them. You should always follow up email or letters with
phone calls. Always ask for supervisors or managers. Try to get as far up
as possible.

(408)526-4000
(800)553-NETS or
(800)553-6387

Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing in
their company but won't do so until they get rid of this XXXXXXX who is
wasting company resources:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
Investor Relations Department
170 West Tasman Drive
San Jose, CA 95134-1706
Phone: (408) 526-8890
Fax: (408) 526-4545
Email: investor-relations@cisco.com

Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this
type of stuff:

USA 1 800 553 6387

ic-support-us@cisco.com
cs-support-us@cisco.com

Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed
personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the
headquarters address. Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY
INTERESTED in them, especially if it's about one of their employees. They
will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this XXXXXXX out of their company:

John Morgridge, Chairman
John Chambers, President, CEO
Donald Valentine, Vice Chairman
Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director
Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations

Have fun!

mrtravelkay

2004-04-21, 8:25 pm

Max Mustermann wrote:

>
> Idiot. Moron. Don't you think if I'm asking people to contact me I would have
> provided a way for them to do that? There are various ways that people can
> contact one anonymously. And don't you think I would have gone about it in a
> way that you would not find out that I'm doing it?


You have a way to tell an unknown group of people on Usenet how tofind
out about it??
Let me guess. You sent an email to everyone on Usenet individually just
to find out which people worked with me.

Shawn Hearn

2004-04-22, 11:24 pm

In article < 35dd98c1180527829fbff3ae100ab2
07@remail.amessage.info>,
Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:

> Cisco idiot/moron/XXXXXXX/troll/netkook Michael Voight mtravelkay
> <a.a.a@aaa.aaa> kooked:
>
>
> Idiot. That testimonial is quoted, it was sent to me by someone who works
> with


Just a suggestion, but have you considered getting a life? You really
seem in desparate need of one if your only problem is someone on Usenet.
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