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New Initiative as a part of MCP exams
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| Hermit Dave 2004-01-15, 6:24 pm |
| Considering the recent increase in usage of dumps for MCP certifications,
Microsoft has been secretly doing a beta run of their new lie detector.
There's an AI app which integrates with the current testing modules and has
been collecting data on answering patterns... Depending on the speed and
answers, you are asked at the end of exams whether you used any dumps. If it
detects that you are lying... you get a static dischage of 30000 volts from
a circuit attached to the mouse.
And also that they monitor all the email address with the ip address and
data from isps and if the id matches your registration data. you are asked
to £%& off....
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HD
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| "Hermit Dave" <hermitd.REMOVE@CAPS.AND.DOTS.hotmail.com> wrote in message
>that you are lying... you get a static dischage of 30000 volts from
> a circuit attached to the mouse.
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Yabbut how many amps?
> And also that they monitor all the email address with the ip address and
> data from isps and if the id matches your registration data. you are asked
> to £%& off....
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We can always dream.
JaR
Thug #80 amps should do nicely.
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| Hermit Dave 2004-01-15, 9:25 pm |
| enough to electrocute !!!! lmao...
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HD
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"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "Hermit Dave" <hermitd.REMOVE@CAPS.AND.DOTS.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Yabbut how many amps?
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> We can always dream.
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> JaR
> Thug #80 amps should do nicely.
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| General Protection Fault 2004-01-16, 12:26 pm |
| JaR wrote:
> "Hermit Dave" <hermitd.REMOVE@CAPS.AND.DOTS.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Yabbut how many amps?
That would depend entirely on the resistance of your body. If you're
covered in sweat you'd really get a jolt.
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| "General Protection Fault" <generalpf@nospam.yahoo.reallynospam.com> wrote
in message news:ek2jc%23E3DHA.3196@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
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> That would depend entirely on the resistance of your body. If you're
> covered in sweat you'd really get a jolt.
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No, the moisture would improve conductivity only. 30,000 V at .001 amps
would jolt, certainly, like a cattle prod. 30KV @ 30 amps, however, would
fry you to a smoking, black cinder. Big difference.
JaR
Electric Thug
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| Lorne Smith 2004-01-19, 6:24 am |
| In that case, I would recommend a minimum of 120 amps, just to be sure 
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "General Protection Fault" <generalpf@nospam.yahoo.reallynospam.com> wrote
> in message news:ek2jc%23E3DHA.3196@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
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> No, the moisture would improve conductivity only. 30,000 V at .001 amps
> would jolt, certainly, like a cattle prod. 30KV @ 30 amps, however, would
> fry you to a smoking, black cinder. Big difference.
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> JaR
> Electric Thug
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| Hermit Dave 2004-01-19, 1:24 pm |
| you dont wanna be in the room at that time...
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"Lorne Smith" <no@spam.here> wrote in message
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> In that case, I would recommend a minimum of 120 amps, just to be sure
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> "JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-01-20, 5:24 am |
| >30KV @ 30 amps, however, would
>fry you to a smoking, black cinder. Big difference.
Can we prove this on Camol?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| Hermit Dave 2004-01-20, 5:24 am |
| hey we dont want a massive power grid failure in the middle of london...
dont think 120 amps would do any justice to him... %> )
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HD
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"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> Can we prove this on Camol?
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> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| Lorne Smith 2004-01-20, 8:24 am |
| Why not? It'd give you the day off work!
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> hey we dont want a massive power grid failure in the middle of london...
> dont think 120 amps would do any justice to him... %> )
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> Regards,
> HD
> Once a Geek.... Always a Geek
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| Hermit Dave 2004-01-20, 9:24 am |
| oh well... i dont mind... just lemme know when.. so that i make sure i am
not using the underground then
always up for a day away from work
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HD
"Lorne Smith" <no@spam.here> wrote in message
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> Why not? It'd give you the day off work!
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