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As seen on TV > Automated exam taker - pass all your exams
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| Jim Matson 2003-05-26, 12:23 pm |
| Get your certification the smart way.
Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine & press
Go.
The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
questions
accurately in 2 minutes tops.
Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so as not
to
arouse suspicion.
Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not to
score 100% & arouse suspicion.
Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
100 % plug & play
No fuss No mess
Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
We accept master-card , VISA .
Order today .
You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring someone
in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test for you.
Also do not be mislead by the older model
USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
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| Kline Sphere 2003-05-26, 12:23 pm |
| Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
<__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Get your certification the smart way.
>
>Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine & press
>Go.
>
>The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
>questions
>accurately in 2 minutes tops.
>Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so as not
>to
>arouse suspicion.
>Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not to
>score 100% & arouse suspicion.
>
>Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
>
>100 % plug & play
>
>No fuss No mess
>
>Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
>We accept master-card , VISA .
>
>Order today .
>You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
>
>Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring someone
>in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test for you.
>Also do not be mislead by the older model
>USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
>caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
>
>
>
>
>
>
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| SATISH WADWEKAR 2003-05-26, 2:23 pm |
| I thought you do it to learn the real stuff and not just collect a piece of
paper. Anyway.
"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
news:0vg4dv4mvgalere27rgn6l168
su8ohaenv@4ax.com...
> Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
>
> Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
>
> On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
> <__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Get your certification the smart way.
> >
> >Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine &
press
> >Go.
> >
> >The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
> >questions
> >accurately in 2 minutes tops.
> >Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so as
not
> >to
> >arouse suspicion.
> >Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not to
> >score 100% & arouse suspicion.
> >
> >Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
> >
> >100 % plug & play
> >
> >No fuss No mess
> >
> >Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
> >We accept master-card , VISA .
> >
> >Order today .
> >You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
> >
> >Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring someone
> >in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test for
you.
> >Also do not be mislead by the older model
> >USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
> >caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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| Kline Sphere 2003-05-26, 3:23 pm |
| I was taking the piss.
On Mon, 26 May 2003 19:05:02 GMT, "SATISH WADWEKAR"
<swadwekar@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>I thought you do it to learn the real stuff and not just collect a piece of
>paper. Anyway.
>"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
> news:0vg4dv4mvgalere27rgn6l168
su8ohaenv@4ax.com...
>> Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
>>
>> Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
>>
>> On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
>> <__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Get your certification the smart way.
>> >
>> >Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine &
> press
>> >Go.
>> >
>> >The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
>> >questions
>> >accurately in 2 minutes tops.
>> >Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so as
> not
>> >to
>> >arouse suspicion.
>> >Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not to
>> >score 100% & arouse suspicion.
>> >
>> >Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
>> >
>> >100 % plug & play
>> >
>> >No fuss No mess
>> >
>> >Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
>> >We accept master-card , VISA .
>> >
>> >Order today .
>> >You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
>> >
>> >Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring someone
>> >in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test for
>you.
>> >Also do not be mislead by the older model
>> >USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
>> >caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>
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| Syanide 2003-05-26, 5:23 pm |
| hee..
"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
news:vjs4dvsi7avd2lll64s99mpbk
bgk330egq@4ax.com...
> I was taking the piss.
>
> On Mon, 26 May 2003 19:05:02 GMT, "SATISH WADWEKAR"
> <swadwekar@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> >I thought you do it to learn the real stuff and not just collect a piece
of
> >paper. Anyway.
> >"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
> > news:0vg4dv4mvgalere27rgn6l168
su8ohaenv@4ax.com...
> >> Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
> >>
> >> Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
> >>
> >> On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
> >> <__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Get your certification the smart way.
> >> >
> >> >Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine &
> >press
> >> >Go.
> >> >
> >> >The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
> >> >questions
> >> >accurately in 2 minutes tops.
> >> >Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so
as
> >not
> >> >to
> >> >arouse suspicion.
> >> >Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not
to[co
lor=darkred]
> >> >score 100% & arouse suspicion.
> >> >
> >> >Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
> >> >
> >> >100 % plug & play
> >> >
> >> >No fuss No mess
> >> >
> >> >Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
> >> >We accept master-card , VISA .
> >> >
> >> >Order today .
> >> >You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
> >> >
> >> >Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring someone
> >> >in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test for
> >you.
> >> >Also do not be mislead by the older model
> >> >USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
> >> >caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >
>[/color]
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| Stop this shit now....
"Syanide" <me@knowhere.com> wrote in message
news:aXvAa.998$ks7.8098956@news-text.cableinet.net...
> hee..
>
> "Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
> news:vjs4dvsi7avd2lll64s99mpbk
bgk330egq@4ax.com...
> > I was taking the piss.
> >
> > On Mon, 26 May 2003 19:05:02 GMT, "SATISH WADWEKAR"
> > <swadwekar@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >
> > >I thought you do it to learn the real stuff and not just collect a
piece
> of
> > >paper. Anyway.
> > >"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
> > > news:0vg4dv4mvgalere27rgn6l168
su8ohaenv@4ax.com...
> > >> Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
> > >>
> > >> Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
> > >>
> > >> On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
> > >> <__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >Get your certification the smart way.
> > >> >
> > >> >Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine
& [colo
r=darkred]
> > >press
> > >> >Go.
> > >> >
> > >> >The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
> > >> >questions
> > >> >accurately in 2 minutes tops.
> > >> >Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so
> as
> > >not
> > >> >to
> > >> >arouse suspicion.
> > >> >Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not
> to
> > >> >score 100% & arouse suspicion.
> > >> >
> > >> >Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
> > >> >
> > >> >100 % plug & play
> > >> >
> > >> >No fuss No mess
> > >> >
> > >> >Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
> > >> >We accept master-card , VISA .
> > >> >
> > >> >Order today .
> > >> >You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
> > >> >
> > >> >Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring[/color]
someone
> > >> >in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test
for[c
olor=darkred]
> > >you.
> > >> >Also do not be mislead by the older model
> > >> >USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
> > >> >caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >
> >
>
>[/color]
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| Seems irony and sarcasm are lost on some people - lol
"mic" <mabusharkh@ccc.gr> wrote in message
news:uAcgGpAJDHA.1216@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Stop this shit now....
>
> "Syanide" <me@knowhere.com> wrote in message
> news:aXvAa.998$ks7.8098956@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > hee..
> >
> > "Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
> > news:vjs4dvsi7avd2lll64s99mpbk
bgk330egq@4ax.com...
> > > I was taking the piss.
> > >
> > > On Mon, 26 May 2003 19:05:02 GMT, "SATISH WADWEKAR"
> > > <swadwekar@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > >I thought you do it to learn the real stuff and not just collect a
> piece
> > of
> > > >paper. Anyway.
> > > >"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
> > > > news:0vg4dv4mvgalere27rgn6l168
su8ohaenv@4ax.com...
> > > >> Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
> > > >>
> > > >> Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
> > > >>
> > > >> On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
> > > >> <__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >Get your certification the smart way.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine
> &
> > > >press
> > > >> >Go.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer
all[c
olor=darkred]
> > > >> >questions
> > > >> >accurately in 2 minutes tops.
> > > >> >Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes[/color]
so
> > as
> > > >not
> > > >> >to
> > > >> >arouse suspicion.
> > > >> >Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as
not
> > to
> > > >> >score 100% & arouse suspicion.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
> > > >> >
> > > >> >100 % plug & play
> > > >> >
> > > >> >No fuss No mess
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
> > > >> >We accept master-card , VISA .
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Order today .
> > > >> >You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring
> someone
> > > >> >in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test
> for
> > > >you.
> > > >> >Also do not be mislead by the older model
> > > >> >USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
> > > >> >caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
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| Kline Sphere 2003-05-27, 3:23 am |
| What shit?
On Tue, 27 May 2003 07:41:42 +0300, "mic" <mabusharkh@ccc.gr> wrote:
>Stop this shit now....
>
>"Syanide" <me@knowhere.com> wrote in message
>news:aXvAa.998$ks7.8098956@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> hee..
>>
>> "Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
>> news:vjs4dvsi7avd2lll64s99mpbk
bgk330egq@4ax.com...
>> > I was taking the piss.
>> >
>> > On Mon, 26 May 2003 19:05:02 GMT, "SATISH WADWEKAR"
>> > <swadwekar@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>> >
>> > >I thought you do it to learn the real stuff and not just collect a
>piece
>> of
>> > >paper. Anyway.
>> > >"Kline Sphere" <T> wrote in message
>> > > news:0vg4dv4mvgalere27rgn6l168
su8ohaenv@4ax.com...
>> > >> Wow! Now more off to the brain dumps for me!
>> > >>
>> > >> Is there a discount if I buy two or more?
>> > >>
>> > >> On Mon, 26 May 2003 11:31:16 -0500, "Jim Matson"
>> > >> <__jmatson___@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >Get your certification the smart way.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Just point this handheld device to the monitor of the test machine
>&
>> > >press
>> > >> >Go.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >The device will even automatically recognizes the exam & answer all
>> > >> >questions
>> > >> >accurately in 2 minutes tops.
>> > >> >Your only problem is to sit there looking confused for 20 minutes so
>> as
>> > >not
>> > >> >to
>> > >> >arouse suspicion.
>> > >> >Customizable to your exact score to flunk a few questions so as not
>> to
>> > >> >score 100% & arouse suspicion.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Works in all countries, languages including Iraq & Afghanistan
>> > >> >
>> > >> >100 % plug & play
>> > >> >
>> > >> >No fuss No mess
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Special offer only $99. Retails for $599 and for $399 on Ecrap
>> > >> >We accept master-card , VISA .
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Order today .
>> > >> >You could be working tomorrow for a Fortune 100 company.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Please note :- This method is much cheaper & safer than hiring
> someone
>> > >> >in a foreign third world country using your name to take the test
> for
>> > >you.
>> > >> >Also do not be mislead by the older model
>> > >> >USB / 1284 / serial port versions (you may be
>> > >> >caught while connecting the cable to the PC)
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >>
>> > >
>> >
>>
>>
>
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| "Steve" <steven_p_curtis@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:OOiKjYCJDHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Seems irony and sarcasm are lost on some people - lol
Unfortunately you are right.
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