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Bacterium or Bacteria
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| Gameboy 2004-04-27, 7:26 pm |
| "The Idiot" keeps saying "Loser Posts by the mcngp
bacterium". Does anyone else get the idea 'it' doesn't
know bacterium is singular and bacteria is plural?
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| On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 15:50:41 -0700, Gameboy declaimed:
> "The Idiot" keeps saying "Loser Posts by the mcngp bacterium". Does
> anyone else get the idea 'it' doesn't know bacterium is singular and
> bacteria is plural?
This surprises you because...
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| Andy Foster 2004-04-27, 10:27 pm |
| "Gameboy" <advance@sp.com> wrote in message
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> "The Idiot" keeps saying "Loser Posts by the mcngp
> bacterium". Does anyone else get the idea 'it' doesn't
> know bacterium is singular and bacteria is plural?
The only accurate part of his posts is that MCNGP members post messages to
this newsgroup.
Please do not feed the troll(s).
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| Rowdy Yates 2004-04-27, 10:27 pm |
| "Andy Foster" <andy.removethis@andyfoster.andthis.com> wrote in
news:c6mrtd$dtacl$1@ID-201777.news.uni-berlin.de:
> The only accurate part of his posts is that MCNGP members post
> messages to this newsgroup.
> Please do not feed the troll(s).
>
you no make fun of little crazy eddie!
Rowdy Yates
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"the man who tried and failed miserably"
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Visit Rowdy's Home Page
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
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| Jose Saamuel 2004-04-28, 4:25 am |
| Do you think he /she/it used singular cos he /she/it was refering to a
specific germ? or am i attributing too much intelligence to this flatworm?
Jose
"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in message
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> "Andy Foster" <andy.removethis@andyfoster.andthis.com> wrote in
> news:c6mrtd$dtacl$1@ID-201777.news.uni-berlin.de:
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> you no make fun of little crazy eddie!
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> Rowdy Yates
> --
> "the man who tried and failed miserably"
> --
> Visit Rowdy's Home Page
> http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
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| ....oh, and also that they are all a bunch of c*nts, as he
implies.
>-----Original Message-----
>"Gameboy" <advance@sp.com> wrote in message
> news:50ee01c42caa$10deb5f0$a40
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>The only accurate part of his posts is that MCNGP
members post messages to
>this newsgroup.
>Please do not feed the troll(s).
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| FrisbeeŽ 2004-04-28, 9:25 am |
| Alfie wrote:
> ...oh, and also that they are all a bunch of c*nts, as he
> implies.
What's it all about, Alfie?
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> What's it all about, Alfie?
First song I ever learned on the play by numbers electronic organ.
Also lots of Simon & Garfunkel stuff...
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| FrisbeeŽ 2004-04-28, 10:24 am |
| kpg wrote:
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> First song I ever learned on the play by numbers electronic organ.
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> Also lots of Simon & Garfunkel stuff...
The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me.
The answer is easy if you practice orally.
You enhance your foreplay cunnilingually.
There must be
fifty ways to eat your lover.
--
Fris "Go down on the beav, Steve" beeŽ
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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| Consultant 2004-04-28, 10:25 am |
| according to billyw, calling someone a c*nt is a good thing
"Alfie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> ...oh, and also that they are all a bunch of c*nts, as he
> implies.
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> members post messages to
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| On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 09:12:25 -0400, FrisbeeŽ declaimed:
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> Fris "Go down on the beav, Steve" beeŽ
Lick out the clam, Sam,
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"JaR" <plente@softhome.net> wrote in message
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> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\124755.htm (4/28/2004 12:19:12
PM) #
> On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 09:12:25 -0400, FrisbeeŽ declaimed:
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> Lick out the clam, Sam,
Don't need to disgust much,
just stop it right now
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| On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:20:47 -0500, kpg declaimed:
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> "JaR" <plente@softhome.net> wrote in message
> newsan.2004.04.28.16.01.17.248075@softhome.net...
> PM) #
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> Don't need to disgust much,
> just stop it right now
Ok, I've had the ear-worm for over 2 hrs now. That's enough!
Plus I've come up with lots more verses, dammit.
JaR
Cunniligual Thug
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>-----Original Message-----
>On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:20:47 -0500, kpg declaimed:
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(4/28/2004 12:19:12[color=blue]
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>Ok, I've had the ear-worm for over 2 hrs now. That's=20
enough!
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>Plus I've come up with lots more verses, dammit.
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>JaR
>Cunniligual Thug
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Don't mind the pus, Gus
Har, hardy, har, har
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| S. Casm 2004-04-29, 9:27 am |
| >Don't mind the pus, Gus
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>Har, hardy, har, har
True comedy genius, Brian.
Well done.
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| Maggie 2004-04-29, 9:27 am |
| I find it disgraceful that those MCNGP thugs can get away
with distributing viruses to poor unsuspecting email
participants.
When I passed my final MCSE exam (70-210), my son posted
an email here asking for advice on where I may gain
meaningful employment as an MCSE. He receive a torrent of
abuse as well as ten's of thousand's of emails which all
turned out to be infected with virus's which resulted in
thousand's of dollars worth of damage to our PC, forcing
us to purchase a new PC.
Now I know it was those MCNGP who were responsible for
destroying our PC, I will now be sending them the bill and
seeking compensation for stress this caused my family.
Maggie
MCP, MCSE
Senior Systems Administrator
>-----Original Message-----
>"Gameboy" <advance@sp.com> wrote in message
> news:50ee01c42caa$10deb5f0$a40
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>The only accurate part of his posts is that MCNGP members
post messages to
>this newsgroup.
>Please do not feed the troll(s).
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| FrisbeeŽ 2004-04-29, 9:27 am |
| Maggie wrote:
> Maggie
> MCP, MCSE
Oh Maggie I couln't have tried
any more.
--
Fris "You made a first class fool out of me" beeŽ
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-04-29, 9:27 am |
| good one!
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:48:52 -0700, "Maggie"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>I find it disgraceful that those MCNGP thugs can get away
>with distributing viruses to poor unsuspecting email
>participants.
>
>When I passed my final MCSE exam (70-210), my son posted
>an email here asking for advice on where I may gain
>meaningful employment as an MCSE. He receive a torrent of
>abuse as well as ten's of thousand's of emails which all
>turned out to be infected with virus's which resulted in
>thousand's of dollars worth of damage to our PC, forcing
>us to purchase a new PC.
>
>Now I know it was those MCNGP who were responsible for
>destroying our PC, I will now be sending them the bill and
>seeking compensation for stress this caused my family.
>
>Maggie
>MCP, MCSE
>
>Senior Systems Administrator
>
>post messages to
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-04-29, 9:27 am |
| >> Maggie
>
>Oh Maggie I couln't have tried
>
>any more.
yes, but do ya think she's sexy....
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
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sf315citv@4ax.com:
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> yes, but do ya think she's sexy....
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> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
not without pics
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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| Rowdy Yates 2004-04-29, 10:27 pm |
| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:j1u1905e2nviamd3tfvnvs144
sf315citv@4ax.com:
> yes, but do ya think she's sexy....
come on sugar let us know....
Rowdy Yates
--
"the man who tried and failed miserably"
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Visit Rowdy's Home Page
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
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| Consultant 2004-04-29, 10:28 pm |
| wow, you just passed your mcse and already, you are a sr system admin? cool,
do you swallow?
"Maggie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:5ebe01c42dc6$cc54caa0$a10
1280a@phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> I find it disgraceful that those MCNGP thugs can get away
> with distributing viruses to poor unsuspecting email
> participants.
>
> When I passed my final MCSE exam (70-210), my son posted
> an email here asking for advice on where I may gain
> meaningful employment as an MCSE. He receive a torrent of
> abuse as well as ten's of thousand's of emails which all
> turned out to be infected with virus's which resulted in
> thousand's of dollars worth of damage to our PC, forcing
> us to purchase a new PC.
>
> Now I know it was those MCNGP who were responsible for
> destroying our PC, I will now be sending them the bill and
> seeking compensation for stress this caused my family.
>
> Maggie
> MCP, MCSE
>
> Senior Systems Administrator
>
> post messages to
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| Consultant 2004-04-29, 10:28 pm |
| and do you want her money?
"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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sf315citv@4ax.com...
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> yes, but do ya think she's sexy....
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| > meaningful employment as an MCSE. He receive a torrent of
> abuse as well as ten's of thousand's of emails which all
> turned out to be infected with virus's which resulted in
> thousand's of dollars worth of damage to our PC, forcing
> us to purchase a new PC.
I'm sorry, this is kinda new to me but, how did the virii cause thousand's
of dollars of damage?
Thanks for your help!
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| "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:#DUC4QfLEHA.3712@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
> wow, you just passed your mcse and already, you are a sr system admin?
> cool, do you swallow?
how do ou think she got the Sr. System Admin job ...
(interesting choice of final word)
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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| Consultant 2004-04-29, 10:28 pm |
| standard questioning for every female i encounter
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94DA692E68ACFneilmcseh
otmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:#DUC4QfLEHA.3712@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
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> how do ou think she got the Sr. System Admin job ...
>
> (interesting choice of final word)
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-04-29, 10:28 pm |
| totally agree
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 07:39:19 -0700, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote:
>standard questioning for every female i encounter
>
>"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns94DA692E68ACFneilmcseh
otmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| Jtyc opined, On 4/29/04 7:18 AM:
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> I'm sorry, this is kinda new to me but, how did the virii cause thousand's
> of dollars of damage?
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> Thanks for your help!
>
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The virii caused her hard drive to fail. Then, when she attempted to
replace it, she broke the IDE connector on the Mobo. When replacing the
motherboard, she forgot to use grease on the heatsink and fried the cpu.
Then, after replacing the cpu, with grease this time, she tried to
install the RAM backwards and had to cut a slot in the stick with a nail
file to make it fit. Then when plugging the computer in, she neglected
to note that it was too close to the edge of the desk, and fell out an
open window, three stories down, and crashed through the windshield of a
2003 Buick Park Avenue.
But it's much better now.
JaR
Diagnostic Thug
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-04-29, 10:29 pm |
| >The virii caused her hard drive to fail. Then, when she attempted to
>replace it, she broke the IDE connector on the Mobo. When replacing the
>motherboard, she forgot to use grease on the heatsink and fried the cpu.
>Then, after replacing the cpu, with grease this time, she tried to
>install the RAM backwards and had to cut a slot in the stick with a nail
>file to make it fit. Then when plugging the computer in, she neglected
>to note that it was too close to the edge of the desk, and fell out an
>open window, three stories down, and crashed through the windshield of a
>2003 Buick Park Avenue.
>
>But it's much better now.
Dis she burn the cookies as well?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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| > The virii caused her hard drive to fail. Then, when she attempted to
> replace it, she broke the IDE connector on the Mobo. When replacing the
> motherboard, she forgot to use grease on the heatsink and fried the cpu.
> Then, after replacing the cpu, with grease this time, she tried to
> install the RAM backwards and had to cut a slot in the stick with a nail
> file to make it fit. Then when plugging the computer in, she neglected
> to note that it was too close to the edge of the desk, and fell out an
> open window, three stories down, and crashed through the windshield of a
> 2003 Buick Park Avenue.
I'm sorry but according to that scenario, as presented, the damage was not
caused by a virus, but by user error.
Or so it seems to me.
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| JaR <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:OtznQ4gLEHA.3892
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
> The virii caused her hard drive to fail. Then, when she attempted to
> replace it, she broke the IDE connector on the Mobo. When replacing the
> motherboard, she forgot to use grease on the heatsink and fried the
cpu.
> Then, after replacing the cpu, with grease this time, she tried to
> install the RAM backwards and had to cut a slot in the stick with a
nail
> file to make it fit. Then when plugging the computer in, she neglected
> to note that it was too close to the edge of the desk, and fell out an
> open window, three stories down, and crashed through the windshield of
a
> 2003 Buick Park Avenue.
>
> But it's much better now.
>
> JaR
> Diagnostic Thug
>
"Psst. Hey Guido. It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the
cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it. That's
why he's gonna kill us. So we have to beat it. Yeah. Before he lets loose
the marmosets on us! Don't worry, little missy! I'll save you!"
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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| Jtyc opined, On 4/29/04 10:26 AM:
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> I'm sorry but according to that scenario, as presented, the damage was not
> caused by a virus, but by user error.
>
> Or so it seems to me.
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Hah! What lusers have you been dealing with? It is NEVER their fault!
They NEVER install unauthorised software.
They NEVER open attachments. Espesially 24kb ones with a .pif tag.
They NEVER write their passwords on a post-it stuck to their monitor.
They NEVER visit pr0n sites.
They NEVER fail to get their AV and Win XP updates.
Hah! again.
JaR
At Fault Thug
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