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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-27, 12:23 pm |
| > Ed Note: Supposedly an actual letter of resignation from an employee at
> Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon
> afterwards!
<snip>
You think? I have a hard time believing this is real. But funny nonetheless.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Larry Samuels 2004-02-27, 9:23 pm |
| And now, the rest of the story:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/zantex.asp
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Larry Samuels MS-MVP (Windows-Shell/User)
Associate Expert
Unofficial FAQ for Windows Server 2003 at
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"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> <snip>
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> You think? I have a hard time believing this is real. But funny
nonetheless.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
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| Network Guru 2004-02-27, 11:23 pm |
| Frisbee,
That was soooo funny. Thank you for sharing it. You are hilarious. Do
you ever have time to take a work break from newgroup posting and smoking?
"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
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> Found this gem in The Cert Times newsletter today.
>
> Ed Note: Supposedly an actual letter of resignation from an employee at
> Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon
> afterwards!
>
>
> Dear Mr. Baker,
>
> As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a
> few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors
> have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your
> consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the
> commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few
> true genetic wastes of our time.
>
> Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little
> nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is
> not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired
> because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently
> hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you
> vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the
> hundredth time.
>
> You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly
> simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never
> understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to
you,
> even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what
an
> IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
>
> You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for
> fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may
> have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have
> responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent
> will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial
evolution,
> you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at.
Managers
> like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is
> unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I
> am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.
> 1.. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
> illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to
> hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call
you
> over the next couple of years to keep you honest ,because I know you would
> be unable to do it on your own.
> 2.. I have all the passwords to every account on the system,
> and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you
> decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I
> conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do
> believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the
> administration.
> 3.. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures
of
> your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to
> take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase
them
> like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen
> such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been
> copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter
of
> recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct
> your mistakes.)
> Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of
> recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to
anybody,
> and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the
> public.
>
> Never f--- with your systems administrator. Why? Because they
> know what you do with all that free time!
>
> Wishing you a grand and glorious day,
>
> Cecelia
>
>
>
> --
> Fris "Cecelia... you're breakin' my heart" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>
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| Network Guru 2004-02-28, 12:23 pm |
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"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
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> Found this gem in The Cert Times newsletter today.
>
> Ed Note: Supposedly an actual letter of resignation from an employee at
> Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon
> afterwards!
>
<snip>
That has been circulating for quite some time. It is a magnanimous gesture
of you to post your wisdom to the newsgroups throughout the day. Do you
ever have time to take a work break from your newsgroup and smoking
activities?
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-28, 1:23 pm |
| > That has been circulating for quite some time. It is a magnanimous
gesture
> of you to post your wisdom to the newsgroups throughout the day. Do you
> ever have time to take a work break from your newsgroup and smoking
> activities?
You were doing good for a while, too. Now you're back to your old self. It's
a shame, actually.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
---
Virus? In the computer? Are you serious?
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.598 / Virus Database: 380 - Release Date: 2/28/2004
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| Network Guru 2004-02-28, 10:23 pm |
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"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.invalid> wrote in message
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> gesture
>
>
> You were doing good for a while, too. Now you're back to your old self.
It's
> a shame, actually.
>
dosage was adjusted by my dr...i pleaded with him to leave it as it was, but
no...it was changed
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| "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:OKYQfBcDEHA.3348
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> do i hear official mcngp urinal?
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Will we all get keys? (it will go well with my lapel pin)
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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| Rowdy Yates 2004-03-19, 11:24 am |
| Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
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> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:OKYQfBcDEHA.3348
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
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> Will we all get keys? (it will go well with my lapel pin)
>
do you do #1 or #2 in it?
--
Rowdy Yates
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Death to the Gypsy Kings!
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I am Against-TCPA
http://www.againsttcpa.com
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| Consultant 2004-03-19, 12:23 pm |
| either ;-)
"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in message
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> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
> news:Xns94B163873AAEDneilmcseh
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> do you do #1 or #2 in it?
>
> --
> Rowdy Yates
> -------------------------------
> Death to the Gypsy Kings!
> -------------------------------
> I am Against-TCPA
> http://www.againsttcpa.com
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| Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in
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> do you do #1 or #2 in it?
>
potty mouth 
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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| FrisbeeŽ MCNGP 2004-03-19, 12:24 pm |
| Neil wrote:
> Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in
> news:Xns94B16E543D7F4rowdyyate
s2lycoscom@207.46.248.16:
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> potty mouth
PotD
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