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| Consultant 2004-02-26, 3:23 pm |
| windows NT crashed.
i am the Blue Screen of Death.
no one hears your screams.
"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> 419 Haiku contest at the Reg results now in.
>
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/35867.html
>
> My favorite was;
>
> Autumn's email flood,
> Small advance ensures windfall.
> Outside, swine fly south.
>
> JaR
> Thug #17
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-26, 3:23 pm |
| > windows NT crashed.
> i am the Blue Screen of Death.
> no one hears your screams.
IE is leaky
There are far too many bugs
I am infested.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2004-02-26, 3:23 pm |
| the web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless more exist.
"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> IE is leaky
> There are far too many bugs
> I am infested.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
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| hi my name is don
a small piece of paper bought
i no nothing real
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| > hi my name is don
> a small piece of paper bought
> i no nothing real
this is paisleyskye
coming to you from the moon
i'm a space cadet
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| i am camol wongh
come to me for braindumps now
it is for real
"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> this is paisleyskye
> coming to you from the moon
> i'm a space cadet
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
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| Consultant opined, On 2/26/04 12:18 PM:
> i am camol wongh
> come to me for braindumps now
> it is for real
>
Sorry am I for
The terrible haiku thread
To have re-started
JaR
Thug #17
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| > i am camol wongh
> come to me for braindumps now
> it is for real
study very hard
for your MCSE exams
by using braindumps
oh no! holy sh*t!
did i just say that BS?
take my certs away.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| jar you know damn right
your daughter she kick my dog
jar you bastard you
"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> Consultant opined, On 2/26/04 12:18 PM:
>
>
> Sorry am I for
> The terrible haiku thread
> To have re-started
>
> JaR
> Thug #17
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| > Sorry am I for
> The terrible haiku thread
> To have re-started
do not be sorry
this is a whole lot of fun
i should get a life
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| Haikus are stupid...
You need to get back to work...
Lazy XXX mofo's...
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| newsgroup user 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
> this is paisleyskye
> coming to you from the moon
> i'm a space cadet
No more calls, please. We have a winner.
HotW (Haiku of the Week)
--
Fris "Brain too fried to Haiku" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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| Consultant 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| you should shut your mouth
or i will kick your fat @ss
stupid trailer trash
"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Haikus are stupid...
>
> You need to get back to work...
>
>
>
> Lazy XXX mofo's...
>
>
>
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| > Haikus are stupid...
>
> You need to get back to work...
>
>
>
> Lazy XXX mofo's...
>
Pot, kettle, black, no?
Jtyc is kettle
And I like pot.......wait......
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2004-02-26, 4:23 pm |
| easy on the chronic
"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> Pot, kettle, black, no?
> Jtyc is kettle
> And I like pot.......wait......
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
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| Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
>
> Pot, kettle, black, no?
> Jtyc is kettle
> And I like pot.......wait......
>
A forty-five to the monitor
the shot is loud
no haiku i see
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-26, 5:23 pm |
| > easy on the chronic
you seen my doritos? i swear i left 'em right here...
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| m c n g p
I try, but not invited
my life, not complete
kpg wrote:
>
>
> do not be sorry
> this is a whole lot of fun
> i should get a life
>
>
--
Kat MCNGP Wanna be
/* Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is
like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. */
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| newsgroup user 2004-02-27, 9:23 am |
| kat wrote:
> m c n g p
> I try, but not invited
> my life, not complete
Demonstrate knowledge of Kerpalism.
Use Chalk's (Kline's) phrase in appropriate context.
Not Haiku.
--
Fris "Loeku" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-27, 10:23 am |
| > Demonstrate knowledge of Kerpalism.
> Use Chalk's (Kline's) phrase in appropriate context.
> Not Haiku.
>
while you were on your little vacation there, buddy, she did. but you're the
official MCNGP welcome wagon, so we were waiting on you...
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| hold on Kenny... she HAS shown Kerpalism... she HAS said @ssXXXXer... but
she has NOT said assXXXXer... close but no cigar... come on kat... strut
your stuff
--
Sue MCNGP #69
"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> while you were on your little vacation there, buddy, she did. but you're
the
> official MCNGP welcome wagon, so we were waiting on you...
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
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| newsgroup user 2004-02-27, 10:23 am |
| Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
> while you were on your little vacation there, buddy, she did. but
> you're the official MCNGP welcome wagon, so we were waiting on you...
Well, then. Please join me in welcoming Kat, MCNGP #29!
Your picture (pant, pant) is in the MCNGP group photos section. Nice tail,
by the way.
You shall be receiving your welcome kit via Fed Ex, Saturday delivery. I'm
pretty sure they deliver in Canada. Brat, did you ever get your welcome
kit?
--
Fris "You can never have too many female MCNGP's" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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| newsgroup user 2004-02-27, 10:23 am |
| Brat wrote:
> hold on Kenny... she HAS shown Kerpalism... she HAS said @ssXXXXer...
> but she has NOT said assXXXXer... close but no cigar... come on
> kat... strut your stuff
It's the thought that counts.
At least that's what I try to tell my wife.
--
Fris "Frequent Doghouse Resident" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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| Politician Spock 2004-02-27, 10:23 am |
| She did, but I can't remember if it was in response to a br@indumper.
--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601
"Brat" < likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams
.com> wrote in message
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> hold on Kenny... she HAS shown Kerpalism... she HAS said @ssXXXXer... but
> she has NOT said assXXXXer... close but no cigar... come on kat... strut
> your stuff
>
> --
> Sue MCNGP #69
>
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:upo4W2T$DHA.916@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> the
>
>
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| Im jealous. Not that I care, you understand.
"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23khKx9T$DHA.2072@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
> Well, then. Please join me in welcoming Kat, MCNGP #29!
>
> Your picture (pant, pant) is in the MCNGP group photos section. Nice
tail,
> by the way.
>
> You shall be receiving your welcome kit via Fed Ex, Saturday delivery.
I'm
> pretty sure they deliver in Canada. Brat, did you ever get your welcome
> kit?
>
> --
> Fris "You can never have too many female MCNGP's" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>
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| Consultant 2004-02-27, 11:23 am |
| then work on your membership pre-requisites
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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> I'm jealous. Not that I care, you understand.
>
> "FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> news:%23khKx9T$DHA.2072@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> tail,
> I'm
>
>
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| with my fancy decoder ring? I surrrrre did Pa! lol
--
Sue MCNGP #69
"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23khKx9T$DHA.2072@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
> Well, then. Please join me in welcoming Kat, MCNGP #29!
>
> Your picture (pant, pant) is in the MCNGP group photos section. Nice
tail,
> by the way.
>
> You shall be receiving your welcome kit via Fed Ex, Saturday delivery.
I'm
> pretty sure they deliver in Canada. Brat, did you ever get your welcome
> kit?
>
> --
> Fris "You can never have too many female MCNGP's" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>
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| *does a happy dance* ... the scales are tippin :P
does anyone have her email to invite her to the new site?
--
Sue MCNGP #69
"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23khKx9T$DHA.2072@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
> Well, then. Please join me in welcoming Kat, MCNGP #29!
>
> Your picture (pant, pant) is in the MCNGP group photos section. Nice
tail,
> by the way.
>
> You shall be receiving your welcome kit via Fed Ex, Saturday delivery.
I'm
> pretty sure they deliver in Canada. Brat, did you ever get your welcome
> kit?
>
> --
> Fris "You can never have too many female MCNGP's" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-27, 1:23 pm |
| > Well, then. Please join me in welcoming Kat, MCNGP #29!
>
So what's the deal, kat? You've been a member for almost 3 hours now, and
you don't even bother to come pick up your award? It's like skipping the
Oscars. You're so ungrateful. And don't give me that "I'm busy today" crap.
It's Friday. No one's busy. Smarten up, or your shiny new cert will be
revoked. Show some respect. Dammit.
ps - you still owe us a real pic.
--
KB - MCNGP "Please and Thank You thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Xref: intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse:113368
Demonstrated both
Yet still, denied my birth right
This kat is p.o.'d
FrisbeeŽ MCNGP wrote:
> kat wrote:
>
>
>
> Demonstrate knowledge of Kerpalism.
> Use Chalk's (Kline's) phrase in appropriate context.
> Not Haiku.
>
--
Kat MCNGP Wanna be
/* Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is
like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. */
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|
| you should read your mail more often...
"kat" <eternalbliss@NOSPAM.techie.com> wrote in message
news:403f7ded@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Demonstrated both
> Yet still, denied my birth right
> This kat is p.o.'d
>
> FrisbeeŽ MCNGP wrote:
>
> --
> Kat MCNGP Wanna be
>
> /* Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is
> like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. */
>
| |
|
| Ken Briscoe opined, On 2/27/04 9:26 AM:
>
>
> So what's the deal, kat? You've been a member for almost 3 hours now, and
> you don't even bother to come pick up your award? It's like skipping the
> Oscars. You're so ungrateful. And don't give me that "I'm busy today" crap.
> It's Friday. No one's busy. Smarten up, or your shiny new cert will be
> revoked. Show some respect. Dammit.
>
>
> ps - you still owe us a real pic.
>
What ^ he ^ said!
JaR
AOL Thug
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|
| You're correct in the assumption I'm not busy. Spent the last three
hours sitting here trying to wake myself up. Damn users keep interupting
my nap. Ahem.
I'd like to thank Comsultant, for his wonderful leadership abilities and
guidance, leading me down the path of righteous certifications, and
acting as a surrogate father, as only a man of his age can. And Frisbee,
for spending so much time away from the board, that he didn't realise
I've taken his place, while his wife was googling him.
Thank you Ken, for providing so much amusement during my work hours,
with your witty yet dry humor, which never fails to amuse. And don, the
lowest form of human scum, who has proven to me that sterilization of
overgrown, speaking monkeys is necesary if we are to prevent them from
reproducing and killing themselves with bookshelves.
Thank you, thank you all. Now where is my decoder ring? And My pic is
*not* listed on the website, as of yet. It better be a good one, too.
Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
>
> So what's the deal, kat? You've been a member for almost 3 hours now, and
> you don't even bother to come pick up your award? It's like skipping the
> Oscars. You're so ungrateful. And don't give me that "I'm busy today" crap.
> It's Friday. No one's busy. Smarten up, or your shiny new cert will be
> revoked. Show some respect. Dammit.
>
>
> ps - you still owe us a real pic.
>
--
Kat MCNGP # 29 - WOO HOO!!!
/* Proud to be MCNGP # 29 - Finally! Took you long enough! */
| |
|
| *kat does the snoopy dance*
Charlie Brown music, everyone! I'm off to Tim Hortons to celebrate. I
want my welcome package!
JaR wrote:
> Ken Briscoe opined, On 2/27/04 9:26 AM:
>
>
> What ^ he ^ said!
>
> JaR
> AOL Thug
--
Kat MCNGP Wanna be
/* Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is
like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. */
| |
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-27, 2:23 pm |
| > You're correct in the assumption I'm not busy. Spent the last three
> hours sitting here trying to wake myself up. Damn users keep interupting
> my nap. Ahem.
"Trying to wake yourself up"??? Now why would you want to do something like
that?
> I'd like to thank Comsultant, for his wonderful leadership abilities and
> guidance, leading me down the path of righteous certifications, and
> acting as a surrogate father, as only a man of his age can. And Frisbee,
> for spending so much time away from the board, that he didn't realise
> I've taken his place, while his wife was googling him.
Stop with the praise, it's sickening.
> Thank you Ken, for providing so much amusement during my work hours,
> with your witty yet dry humor, which never fails to amuse.
Nevermind. Keep praising.
> And don, the
> lowest form of human scum, who has proven to me that sterilization of
> overgrown, speaking monkeys is necesary if we are to prevent them from
> reproducing and killing themselves with bookshelves.
LOL! Nicely put.
> Thank you, thank you all. Now where is my decoder ring? And My pic is
> *not* listed on the website, as of yet. It better be a good one, too.
Your pic is indeed up, it's been up for a while, I was able to get a look at
it before I left for lunch. So am I right in assuming that you didn't send
Frisbee that pic, and he just picked it out himself? If so, he did a good
job. If not, *you* did a good job. Purrrrrrrr.......
Welcome to the club. Now go fetch me a beer, woman.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| FrisbeeŽ MCNGP opined, On 2/27/04 10:16 AM:
> It's there... I put it there before the official announcement. We're not
>
>
> Note, you need to be an adult to view pictures...
>
I fixed your spelling, fris.
Now, Heeeeere kitty kitty!
JaR
Tom Thug
| |
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| Who adds me?? mistyjjj is yahoo name
FrisbeeŽ MCNGP wrote:
> kat wrote:
>
> <Snip>
>
>
>
> It's there... I put it there before the official announcement. We're not
> talking about the MCNGP web site, but the Yahoo! Group...
>
> http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/grou...rc=gr%26.view=t
>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yrmwg
>
> Note, you need to be a member to view pictures...
>
--
Kat MCNGP #29
/* Beent here, Done that. Leave me alone. */
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|
| > Who adds me?? mistyjjj is yahoo name
I had no idea you where Japanese-Canadian.
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| newsgroup user 2004-02-27, 2:23 pm |
| Jtyc wrote:
>
> I had no idea you where Japanese-Canadian.
She's probably just squinting a bit. You were looking at her eyes? There's
eyes in that pick?
--
Fris "I was looking at eyes too..." beeŽ, MCNGP #13
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
| |
|
| > Go yon hither and sign thee up.
Don't forget the other group as well.
| |
|
| FrisbeeŽ MCNGP opined, On 2/27/04 10:35 AM:
--
Fris "And what gifts do we have for our 200th member, don (pardot)?" beeŽ,
MCNGP #13
Why, kat has won a shiney new Sauder bookcase, complete with crash
helmet, spatula and complete set of certsucker dainbrumps. (some
assembly required, not liable for injury caused by falling bookcases or
hot fat from the fryer, winner responsible for taxes, registration and
medical costs.)
Oh! Sorry. Don has decided to keep all that, you'll have to settle for
the lapel pin, certificate, and admiration of your peers.
| |
| Politician Spock 2004-02-27, 3:23 pm |
| "JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Oe6KCKW$DHA.2184@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> FrisbeeŽ MCNGP opined, On 2/27/04 10:35 AM:
>
> --
> Fris "And what gifts do we have for our 200th member, don (pardot)?" beeŽ,
> MCNGP #13
>
> Why, kat has won a shiney new Sauder bookcase, complete with crash
> helmet, spatula and complete set of certsucker dainbrumps. (some
> assembly required, not liable for injury caused by falling bookcases or
> hot fat from the fryer, winner responsible for taxes, registration and
> medical costs.)
>
> Oh! Sorry. Don has decided to keep all that, you'll have to settle for
> the lapel pin, certificate, and admiration of your peers.
Well, it's not that he decided to keep all that. It's that he was crushed by
the thing while trying to bring it out on stage. While under it's weight, he
was screaming threats of lawsuits, and as such the bookcase is being kept as
evidence. However his high level IT job has become available for anyone
willing to settle for $23K a year.
--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601
| |
|
| Misty is not only the name of a Pokemon character, but also a stripper.
I fall into the latter, as I'm presuming my picture indicates (it had
better)
Jtyc wrote:
>
>
> I had no idea you where Japanese-Canadian.
>
>
>
--
Kat MCNGP #29
/* Beent here, Done that. Leave me alone. */
| |
|
| 200?!
I thougt I was 29! I don't feel so special.
FrisbeeŽ MCNGP wrote:
> kat wrote:
>
>
>
> By interesting coincidence... you'll be our 200th member.
>
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp/
>
> Go yon hither and sign thee up.
>
--
Kat MCNGP- #?
/* 200, or 29. That is the question */
| |
|
| *steps out of the way of the stampede*
--
Sue MCNGP #69
"kat" <eternalbliss@NOSPAM.techie.com> wrote in message
news:403f8f63$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Misty is not only the name of a Pokemon character, but also a stripper.
> I fall into the latter, as I'm presuming my picture indicates (it had
> better)
>
> Jtyc wrote:
>
>
> --
> Kat MCNGP #29
>
> /* Beent here, Done that. Leave me alone. */
>
| |
|
| hey Fris... do you have access to the membership of our original site?
Yahoo is pissin me off ... it didnt remember me at all... so I had to send
another membership request. I cant get access to the files, pics, or
anything else for that matter...
--
Sue MCNGP #69
"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:OpUOQ3V$DHA.2012@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> kat wrote:
>
> <Snip>
>
>
> It's there... I put it there before the official announcement. We're not
> talking about the MCNGP web site, but the Yahoo! Group...
>
>
http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/grou...rc=gr%26.view=t
>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yrmwg
>
> Note, you need to be a member to view pictures...
>
> --
> Fris "And oh, what pictures they are..." beeŽ, MCNGP #13
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>
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| Consultant 2004-02-27, 4:23 pm |
| i have lots of ones folded length-wise!
"kat" <eternalbliss@NOSPAM.techie.com> wrote in message
news:403f8f63$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Misty is not only the name of a Pokemon character, but also a stripper.
> I fall into the latter, as I'm presuming my picture indicates (it had
> better)
>
> Jtyc wrote:
>
>
> --
> Kat MCNGP #29
>
> /* Beent here, Done that. Leave me alone. */
>
| |
| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-27, 4:23 pm |
| > 200?!
>
> I thougt I was 29! I don't feel so special.
You are MCNGP #29. But once you join the yahoo group, it will have 200
members. There are others that hang out there. Personally, I don't, although
I stop in now and again to check the posts, pictures, and other stuff, but
this NG is the "home" of the MCNGP. There is a members only website, which
is another yahoo group, but this is only for official MCNGPs.
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KB - MCNGP "My number's lower than yours! thug" #26
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| > Misty is not only the name of a Pokemon character, but also a stripper.
> I fall into the latter
You've made me so happy... *sniff*
*gets all teary eyed*
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-02-27, 4:23 pm |
| > Misty is not only the name of a Pokemon character, but also a stripper.
> I fall into the latter, as I'm presuming my picture indicates (it had
> better)
i love you.
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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
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