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| Dear chakravarthy
Simon and Matt were too kind in their previous posts
I am burning insence and have decided to communicate
directly with Buddha that he would bring you bad luck and
great misfortune as you would seek to deliberately disobey
his teachings on being honorable and noble in your
pursuits.
While designing a way to rob you of importance and good
tidings, he may develop the same bad spelling you display
and rob you of your impotance and good times instead
Oh - how I would hate to be you.
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| =?iso-8859-1?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?= 2004-01-08, 10:23 am |
| Marko wrote:
> Dear chakravarthy
>
> Simon and Matt were too kind in their previous posts
>
> I am burning insence and have decided to communicate
> directly with Buddha that he would bring you bad luck and
> great misfortune as you would seek to deliberately disobey
> his teachings on being honorable and noble in your
> pursuits.
>
> While designing a way to rob you of importance and good
> tidings, he may develop the same bad spelling you display
> and rob you of your impotance and good times instead
>
> Oh - how I would hate to be you.
I realize you're not MCNGP, but we generally do not make fun of poor
spelling... unless we think the person is dyslexic. Then we get really,
REALLY mean.
I know that I make fun of my step-son on a daily basis.
BTW, if you meant impotence and not importance, I don't think you want him
to be robbed of his impotence  Better he stay impotent and not create any
more little braindumpers.
--
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http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-01-08, 10:23 am |
| > I realize you're not MCNGP, but we generally do not make fun of poor
> spelling... unless we think the person is dyslexic. Then we get really,
> REALLY mean.
>
> I know that I make fun of my step-son on a daily basis.
>
*laughing so hard i can hardly type*
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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2004-01-08, 10:23 am |
| i have also called on ganesh and saraswati to shower chakravarthy with
misfortune. may your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand
camels!
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk
"Marko" <mcse@australia.com> wrote in message
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> Dear chakravarthy
>
> Simon and Matt were too kind in their previous posts
>
> I am burning insence and have decided to communicate
> directly with Buddha that he would bring you bad luck and
> great misfortune as you would seek to deliberately disobey
> his teachings on being honorable and noble in your
> pursuits.
>
> While designing a way to rob you of importance and good
> tidings, he may develop the same bad spelling you display
> and rob you of your impotance and good times instead
>
> Oh - how I would hate to be you.
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| > unless we think the person is dyslexic. Then we get really,
> REALLY mean.
>
> I know that I make fun of my step-son on a daily basis.
Perhaps you should have your own them song:
I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slop
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's an XXXXXXX)
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's an XXXXXXX, such an XXXXXXX)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's an XXXXXXX)
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's the world's biggest XXXXXXX)
Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
While handicapped people make handicap faces
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's an XXXXXXX)
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's a real XXXXing XXXXXXX)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's an XXXXXXX)
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's the world's biggest XXXXXXX)
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
2 words, nuclear XXXXin' weapons, OK?!
Russia, Germany, Romania,
they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of
difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?!
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen,
and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower,
well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies, and Lee Marvin, and Sam
Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...
(Hey! You know, you really are an XXXXXXX!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's an XXXXXXX)
I'm an XXXXXXX (he's the world's biggest XXXXXXX)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
I'm an XXXXXXX and I'm proud of it.
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| > unless we think the person is dyslexic. Then we get really,
> REALLY mean.
>
> I know that I make fun of my step-son on a daily basis.
Perhaps you should have your own theme song:
I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slop
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole, such an a$$hole)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"
I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
While handicapped people make handicap faces
I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole (he's a real f*cking a$$hole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah
I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
2 words, nuclear f*ckin' weapons, OK?!
Russia, Germany, Romania,
they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of
difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?!
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen,
and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower,
well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies, and Lee Marvin, and Sam
Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...
(Hey! You know, you really are an a$$hole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
I'm an a$$hole and I'm proud of it.
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| lol I can hear Jack Nicholson saying that last part... especially the "We
got the nuclear XXXXin weapons ok"
--
Sue Thugette #69
"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:u2NV9tf1DHA.2412@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
>
> Perhaps you should have your own theme song:
>
>
> I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
> I'm your average white, suburbanite slop
> I like football and porno and books about war
> I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
> My wife and my job, my kids and my car
> My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
>
> But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
> (oh no, no way, uh uh)
> No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
> (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
> I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
> While people behind me are going insane
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole, such an a$$hole)
>
> I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
> I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
>
> Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
> While handicapped people make handicap faces
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's a real f*cking a$$hole)
>
> Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
> Ranting and raving and carrying on
> Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
> Nah
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
>
> You know what I'm gonna do
> I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
> Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
> And all leather cow interior
> And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!)
> And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
> Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
> Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
> In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
> And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
> I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
> And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
> And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
> You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
> 2 words, nuclear f*ckin' weapons, OK?!
> Russia, Germany, Romania,
> they can have all the democracy they want
> They can have a big democracy cakewalk
> Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of
> difference
> Because we've got the bombs, OK?!
> John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen,
> and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
> We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
> You know why,
> Have you ever taken a cold shower,
> well multiply that by 15 million times
> That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
> I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies, and Lee Marvin, and Sam
> Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...
>
> (Hey! You know, you really are an a$$hole!)
> Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
>
> A-S-S-H-O-L-E
> Everybody
> A-S-S-H-O-L-E
>
> I'm an a$$hole and I'm proud of it.
>
>
>
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| Consultant 2004-01-08, 11:23 am |
| i knew you would post my theme song eventually
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk
"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:u2NV9tf1DHA.2412@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
>
> Perhaps you should have your own theme song:
>
>
> I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
> I'm your average white, suburbanite slop
> I like football and porno and books about war
> I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
> My wife and my job, my kids and my car
> My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
>
> But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
> (oh no, no way, uh uh)
> No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
> (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
> I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
> While people behind me are going insane
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole, such an a$$hole)
>
> I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
> I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
>
> Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
> While handicapped people make handicap faces
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's a real f*cking a$$hole)
>
> Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
> Ranting and raving and carrying on
> Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
> Nah
>
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
>
> You know what I'm gonna do
> I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
> Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
> And all leather cow interior
> And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!)
> And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
> Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
> Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
> In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
> And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
> I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
> And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
> And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
> You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
> 2 words, nuclear f*ckin' weapons, OK?!
> Russia, Germany, Romania,
> they can have all the democracy they want
> They can have a big democracy cakewalk
> Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of
> difference
> Because we've got the bombs, OK?!
> John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen,
> and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
> We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
> You know why,
> Have you ever taken a cold shower,
> well multiply that by 15 million times
> That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
> I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies, and Lee Marvin, and Sam
> Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...
>
> (Hey! You know, you really are an a$$hole!)
> Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
> I'm an a$$hole (he's an a$$hole)
> I'm an a$$hole (he's the world's biggest a$$hole)
>
> A-S-S-H-O-L-E
> Everybody
> A-S-S-H-O-L-E
>
> I'm an a$$hole and I'm proud of it.
>
>
>
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| > i knew you would post my theme song eventually
Perhaps it should just be made the group theme song.
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| Consultant 2004-01-08, 12:23 pm |
| done
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk
"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:O3Bd89f1DHA.2336@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> I second that notion.
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
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>
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