|
Home > Archive > microsoft.public.cert.exams.mcse > January 2004 > Flatulating in test center
You are viewing an archived Text-only version of the thread.
To view this thread in it's original format and/or if you want to reply to
this thread please [click here]
| Author |
Flatulating in test center
|
|
| Network Guru 2004-01-04, 12:23 am |
| When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble and
let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if it
is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
| |
| Darth 2000 2004-01-04, 12:23 am |
| Let 'er rip, i say.
ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the smell,
let them excuese themselves.
---------------
Darth 2000
Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
news:%232aQ85n0DHA.2752@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
and
> let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
> request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
it
> is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
>
>
| |
| Network Guru 2004-01-04, 1:23 am |
| Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping liquid
mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual cover -up,
not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing center
with lysol?
"Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
news:OIHzXAo0DHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Let 'er rip, i say.
> ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
> the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the smell,
> let them excuese themselves.
>
> ---------------
> Darth 2000
> Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
>
>
>
> "Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
> news:%232aQ85n0DHA.2752@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> and
and[color=blue]
> it
>
>
| |
| Darth 2000 2004-01-04, 1:23 am |
| I'd suggest carrying a can of scented fly spray. That way, when ur liquid
friends pop out to say hello, u can pretend the noise was a fly and
SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! Not only have u covered up the noise, but u have also left a
non-irritating citrus flavour in the air.
--
---------------
Darth 2000
Says: Stop the liquid. Use a tampon.
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
news:uHC1qFo0DHA.208@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping
liquid
> mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
> ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
> brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
> prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
> situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual
cover -up,
> not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing center
> with lysol?
>
> "Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
> news:OIHzXAo0DHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
smell,[color=blue]
gamble[color=blue]
> and
if[color=blue]
>
>
| |
| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-01-04, 8:23 am |
| >moreover, last time this
>ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
>brown stain on my backside.
Which you now have framed in your trophy cabinet no doubt!
| |
| Consultant 2004-01-05, 10:23 am |
| i say you go with an adult diaper. these are not only very handy in this
situation, but prove valuable in others. in addition, they are quite
fashionable.
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
news:uHC1qFo0DHA.208@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping
liquid
> mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
> ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
> brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
> prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
> situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual
cover -up,
> not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing center
> with lysol?
>
> "Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
> news:OIHzXAo0DHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
smell,[color=blue]
gamble[color=blue]
> and
if[color=blue]
>
>
| |
| Consultant 2004-01-05, 10:23 am |
| if you do not know the test-taker next to you, i say you let 'er rip.
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
news:%232aQ85n0DHA.2752@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
and
> let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
> request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
it
> is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
>
>
| |
| billyw 2004-01-05, 12:23 pm |
| it was probably the closest to failing i had come, it was one of the design
exams and got quite a low score. basically because i just wanted out of
there and also fell asleep a couple of times... bloody edinburgh, there's a
pub open somewhere 24/7 
"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:OkCPKr60DHA.3416@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:eAa2Dm60DHA.3824@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>
> As long as I am still not having to pee every five minutes, this would
make
> the exam more enjoyable.
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
rights.
> You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
> understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
> living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
> © 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.
>
>
| |
| Consultant 2004-01-05, 12:23 pm |
| see, this is where the adult diaper would come in handy. let's not let this
get off topic or someone may write another article. this thread is clearly
about the passing of gas during a test. let's focus here fellas.
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk
"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:OkCPKr60DHA.3416@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:eAa2Dm60DHA.3824@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>
> As long as I am still not having to pee every five minutes, this would
make
> the exam more enjoyable.
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
rights.
> You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
> understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
> living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
> © 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.
>
>
| |
| Ken Briscoe 2004-01-05, 12:23 pm |
| > As long as I am still not having to pee every five minutes, this would
make
> the exam more enjoyable.
I believe a thumbtack in your eye would make the exams more enjoyable, no?
--
KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
| |
| billyw 2004-01-05, 12:23 pm |
| thats another thing i had trouble with... focus
"Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
ahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uTScEx60DHA.560@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> see, this is where the adult diaper would come in handy. let's not let
this
> get off topic or someone may write another article. this thread is clearly
> about the passing of gas during a test. let's focus here fellas.
>
> --
> Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> www.mcngp.tk
>
>
> "Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:OkCPKr60DHA.3416@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> make
> rights.
>
>
| |
| billyw 2004-01-05, 1:23 pm |
| i sat my last mcse exam still drunk from the night before....
and did what i had to,....
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
news:%232aQ85n0DHA.2752@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
and
> let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
> request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
it
> is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
>
>
| |
| billyw 2004-01-05, 1:23 pm |
| unless someone else has an allergic reaction to it
"Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
news:u1UdXRo0DHA.1700@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> I'd suggest carrying a can of scented fly spray. That way, when ur liquid
> friends pop out to say hello, u can pretend the noise was a fly and
> SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! Not only have u covered up the noise, but u have also left
a
> non-irritating citrus flavour in the air.
>
> --
> ---------------
> Darth 2000
> Says: Stop the liquid. Use a tampon.
>
>
>
> "Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
> news:uHC1qFo0DHA.208@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> liquid
> cover -up,
center[color=blue]
> smell,
> gamble
hand[color=blue]
rip[color=blue]
> if
>
>
| |
| Politician Spock 2004-01-05, 1:23 pm |
| "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23wdGQz60DHA.1916@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> make
>
> I believe a thumbtack in your eye would make the exams more enjoyable, no?
>
Ah, true. But a thumbtack would not reduce my inhibitions, and allow me to
just let one rip in the crowded testing room.
--
Politician Spock
MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights.
You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
© 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.
| |
| Politician Spock 2004-01-05, 1:23 pm |
| "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:eAa2Dm60DHA.3824@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> i sat my last mcse exam still drunk from the night before....
> and did what i had to,....
>
As long as I am still not having to pee every five minutes, this would make
the exam more enjoyable.
--
Politician Spock
MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights.
You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
© 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.
| |
| =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?= 2004-01-05, 1:23 pm |
| Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
> I believe a thumbtack in your eye would make the exams more
> enjoyable, no?
Let's don't be silly.
Thumbtacks are to be rigged so as to pierce your big toe during lie detector
tests.
Not that I would know anything about that...
--
Fris "Truthteller" bee® MCNGP #13
http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help
| |
| billyw 2004-01-07, 10:23 pm |
| fashionable where exactly...??
"Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
ahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eJNtrx50DHA.540@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> i say you go with an adult diaper. these are not only very handy in this
> situation, but prove valuable in others. in addition, they are quite
> fashionable.
>
> "Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
> news:uHC1qFo0DHA.208@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> liquid
> cover -up,
center[color=blue]
> smell,
> gamble
hand[color=blue]
rip[color=blue]
> if
>
>
|
|
|
|
|