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OT: My GF Won't Let Me
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| Worried 2003-12-31, 12:23 pm |
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Why do some girls not like oral?
I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
a "scent".
Signed,
Worries Serious
MCSE, MCSA, MCP+i
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-12-31, 12:23 pm |
| > Why do some girls not like oral?
Because you're doing it wrong. Don't bite.
> I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> a "scent".
Frankly sir, she does.
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KB - MCNGP #26
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 12:23 pm |
| just remember to lick, starting at the bottom, working your way up, then
swirling in circles when you reach the top. be mindful not to be to rough,
as it is an extremely sensitive area
"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> Because you're doing it wrong. Don't bite.
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> Frankly sir, she does.
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> --
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> KB - MCNGP #26
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> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Network Guru 2003-12-31, 2:23 pm |
| Consultant,
Have you considered obtaining the coveted MCMD (mean certified muff diver)
cert?
"Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
ahoo.com> wrote in message
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> just remember to lick, starting at the bottom, working your way up, then
> swirling in circles when you reach the top. be mindful not to be to rough,
> as it is an extremely sensitive area
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> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:umeKWt7zDHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 2:23 pm |
| considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
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> Consultant,
>
> Have you considered obtaining the coveted MCMD (mean certified muff diver)
> cert?
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> "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> news:OtHZL%237zDHA.2408@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
rough,[color=blue]
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| Network Guru 2003-12-31, 2:23 pm |
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"Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
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DOH!,
How could I be so stupid.
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 2:23 pm |
| not stupid, misinformed
"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
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> "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
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> DOH!,
> How could I be so stupid.
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| "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
>
Yabbut do ya have your red wings?
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 3:23 pm |
| you had to take it there
that's disgusting, unless it was one of these ladies:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...g&e=8&ncid=1756
preferably the one on the right
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
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> Yabbut do ya have your red wings?
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-12-31, 3:23 pm |
| > Yabbut do ya have your red wings?
Now now, we're not getting out of hand, are we? Do we need a time out?
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KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> you had to take it there
> that's disgusting,
Coming from you, I believe that's a compliment!
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| "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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As long as we're decending to grade school humor...
>getting out of hand,
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LOL!
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-12-31, 3:23 pm |
| > As long as we're decending to grade school humor...
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> LOL!
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Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the
house...
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KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the
> house...
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Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"
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| Keyboard Cowboy 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
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>Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"
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Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
bad...*cough* she... *faint*
Keyboard Cowboy MCNGP #14
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| > Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"
Ooooohh, sh!t! No he didn't. Uh uh, no he didn't!
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KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| it is ;-)
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> Coming from you, I believe that's a compliment!
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| well your mommas so fat, she got her own zip code
"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
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> Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
> bad...*cough* she... *faint*
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> Keyboard Cowboy MCNGP #14
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
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| "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> well your mommas so fat, she got her own zip code
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Yo mama's so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.
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| "Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
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> Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
> bad...*cough* she... *faint*
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Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and picked Oreos.
Oh and she fat, too!
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| Keyboard Cowboy 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
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>Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and
picked Oreos.
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>Oh and she fat, too!
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Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
ahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Yo mama's so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
> message news:068701c3cfda$b9ff6ad0$a00
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> Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and picked Oreos.
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> Oh and she fat, too!
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| Worried Sick 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| You missed the point here people - I asked why she would
not like it, not about technique or anything.
I think shes self conscious cuz she has a bit of a scent
down there.
Why can't all women have that nicely trimmed, non smelling
baby factory?
Will the relationship last?
I love to perform oral, but she won't let me ...
She is an MCSE NT4 by the way ...
>-----Original Message-----
>not stupid, misinformed
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| > Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for her drug test.
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KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| > She is an MCSE NT4 by the way ...
Whew. For a minute there, I thought we were slightly OT.
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first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
Patrons OR Yo Momma"
"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
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> picked Oreos.
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> Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
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| Network Guru 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
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"Worried Sick" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> .
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> Why can't all women have that nicely trimmed, non smelling
> baby factory?
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Not to rain on your parade, but it usually aka 'fish factory'
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| "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> Yo momma's so fat,
> when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women in orbit around her.
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| "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> Yo mama so dumb, she studied for her drug test.
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....and still failed!
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| "Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
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> Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so dumb she nearly drowned in a car pool.
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| Consultant 2003-12-31, 4:23 pm |
| lol!
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women in orbit around her.
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| "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> Yo momma's so fat,
> all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
> Patrons OR Yo Momma"
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Yo mama so fat, she think Barnum & Bailey are dress designers.
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| "Consultant" < consultant_mcngp_removepants@y
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> Yo momma's so fat,
> the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
>
Yo mama so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was
walking or rolling.
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| billyw 2003-12-31, 9:23 pm |
| it's cause your ugly.. live wirth it
"Worried" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Why do some girls not like oral?
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> I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> a "scent".
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> Signed,
> Worries Serious
> MCSE, MCSA, MCP+i
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| Kline Sphere 2004-01-01, 2:23 pm |
| >> Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
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>Yo mama so dumb, she studied for her drug test.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried put out the firewall.
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| "Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> Yo mama so dumb, she tried put out the firewall.
Yo mama so dumb, she put out a litter box for the cat5
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-01-05, 2:23 pm |
| > Yo mama so dumb, she put out a litter box for the cat5
And this was the same day she tried to eat the serial port for breakfast,
right?
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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-01-05, 3:23 pm |
| >> Yo mama so dumb, she tried put out the firewall.
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>Yo mama so dumb, she put out a litter box for the cat5
Yo mama so dumb, she bought 100 meters of cat5 to catch a rat
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-01-05, 3:23 pm |
| >> Yo mama so dumb, she put out a litter box for the cat5
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>And this was the same day she tried to eat the serial port for breakfast,
>right?
Yes it was, and the day after she tried to plug the mouse which the
cat5 caught in the ps2 port.
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| Ken Briscoe 2004-01-05, 3:23 pm |
| > Yes it was, and the day after she tried to plug the mouse which the
> cat5 caught in the ps2 port.
Yo mama so dumb, she hired a broadband for the party...
Doesn't get much geekier than this sub-thread.
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first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere 2004-01-05, 3:23 pm |
| >Yo mama so dumb, she hired a broadband for the party...
Yo mama so dumb, she spent three week searching for brain dumps for
her pregnancy test.
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| "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> Doesn't get much geekier than this sub-thread.
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Yo mama so dumb, that when they told her she needed a driver for her
printer, she threw it in a taxi.
She so dumb, when they told her to log-in, she grabbed one outa the
fireplace.
She so dumb, that when they told her that her mouse was broke, she took it
to a vet.
She so dumb that she cried 'cause she needed to write a letter, an all she
had was a printer!
Are you sorry you started this?
Just lettin' my geek flag fly!
JaR
Thuggeek #5...4...3...2...1...*
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