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OT: Narrowmindedness
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| KLXrider 2003-08-27, 7:23 pm |
| I hate narrowmindedness. People who just can't
intelligently think piss me off. Like the klan, oh my god
those narrowminded losers. Like the other day, I was at
the Annual Whitey Rules picnic and softba ll turney of
Klux Klan Troup #42, (my troup since 1989) and I saw
Eugene, my grand wizard. I go, 'Eugene, I love what you've
done--the changes you've made since you became our grand
wizard. That great idea about Increasing the eye holes and
decreasing the length in our uniforms so we stop falling
down when we are running away from a crossburnings--
excellent idea. And nobodies tougher on jews and blacks
than you, god love you Eugene. But there's one other
change that I think we need to make. Can we add a group to
the hate list? Because these scum of the earth are really
pissing me off. They shouldn't even be in this country if
you ask me. Its, just not natural. Those blubber eaters
sure piss me off. Their sled dogs crap all over my yard
and Nanook doesn't seem to care. Stupid Eskimos, or dirty
skimos, as I like to call them. Everyone needs a racial
epithet. Those seal-pelt wearing bastards leave their
whale carcasses out on their lawn and that brings down my
property values. Those dirty skimos sure piss me off.
Everyday a new group of them moves into town and builds an
igloo wherever they damn well please, sure pisses me off.'
Eugene looks at me and goes. Jason the KKK has a long
tradition of hating only blacks and jews, we aren't going
to change that now, I'm sorry. How narrowminded is that?
He wouldn't even considered it. That was the final straw I
quit right then and there. If your not willing to have an
open mind about the changing world we live in, I have no
need for you. So, I decided to form my own hate group. Im
gonna call it PANA--People Against Narrowminded Assholes--
and anyone with an open mind can join....well, except
those dirty skimos.
KLXrider, MCNGP #18
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| A Real Consultant 2003-08-27, 11:23 pm |
| Stupid.
"KLXrider" <nojunk@email.com> wrote in message
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> I hate narrowmindedness. People who just can't
> intelligently think piss me off. Like the klan, oh my god
> those narrowminded losers. Like the other day, I was at
> the Annual Whitey Rules picnic and softba ll turney of
> Klux Klan Troup #42, (my troup since 1989) and I saw
> Eugene, my grand wizard. I go, 'Eugene, I love what you've
> done--the changes you've made since you became our grand
> wizard. That great idea about Increasing the eye holes and
> decreasing the length in our uniforms so we stop falling
> down when we are running away from a crossburnings--
> excellent idea. And nobodies tougher on jews and blacks
> than you, god love you Eugene. But there's one other
> change that I think we need to make. Can we add a group to
> the hate list? Because these scum of the earth are really
> pissing me off. They shouldn't even be in this country if
> you ask me. Its, just not natural. Those blubber eaters
> sure piss me off. Their sled dogs crap all over my yard
> and Nanook doesn't seem to care. Stupid Eskimos, or dirty
> skimos, as I like to call them. Everyone needs a racial
> epithet. Those seal-pelt wearing bastards leave their
> whale carcasses out on their lawn and that brings down my
> property values. Those dirty skimos sure piss me off.
> Everyday a new group of them moves into town and builds an
> igloo wherever they damn well please, sure pisses me off.'
> Eugene looks at me and goes. Jason the KKK has a long
> tradition of hating only blacks and jews, we aren't going
> to change that now, I'm sorry. How narrowminded is that?
> He wouldn't even considered it. That was the final straw I
> quit right then and there. If your not willing to have an
> open mind about the changing world we live in, I have no
> need for you. So, I decided to form my own hate group. Im
> gonna call it PANA--People Against Narrowminded Assholes--
> and anyone with an open mind can join....well, except
> those dirty skimos.
>
> KLXrider, MCNGP #18
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