| Keyboard Cowboy 2003-04-28, 9:23 am |
| I am sad to say that I am EDO the Ram... Ctrl-Alt-Del fits=20
me so much better:
>....capable of quick, on-the-fly decisions and immediate=20
>actions, sometimes followed by almost-but-not-quite=20
>immediate regrets... =20
Happens more often than not after a heavy night of=20
drinking....
>very tactile in nature, responding quickly and=20
>enthusiastically to being touched,
Pre-Mature ej... maybe???
>but once they get started, it's difficult or even=20
>hazardous to try to interrupt or stop them before they=20
>feel that they're finished.
Hmm... Hey Frisbee, this one wouldn't be one of those=20
passive ways of confessing anything would it? It's=20
starting to sound like maybe you are trying to tell=20
everybody something.... ;-)
>-----Original Message-----
>Thousands of years ago, people in primitive cultures=20
looked upwards and
>imagined patterns and signs in the stars that bespeckled=20
the night sky,
>[ ]
>To deal with growing consumer concerns and zodiacal=20
vulnerability to
>possible future extragalactic competition, the US Justice=20
Department and the
>FCSC (Federal Celestial Sphere Commission) worked out a=20
plan to return the
>zodiac to its original complement of twelve signs,=20
updated to be more
>relevant to the daily lives of people in the new=20
millennium:
>
>
>
>Cisco, the Router (February 19th ~ March 20th)
>....feel an enhanced connection to planes other than the=20
physical and can
>help bring enlightenment to others by filtering and=20
guiding packets of
>spirituality to the people around them. ..
>
>EDO, the RAM (March 21st ~ April 19th)
>....quick to learn new things and energetic in taking on=20
new tasks.tend to
>lose interest in old or boring tasks if their excitement=20
level is not
>frequently
>refreshed.
>
>Hayes, the Modem (April 20th ~ May 20th)
>....often appear aloof and uninterested to the casual=20
acquaintance, but it's
>more accurate to say that one just has to make sure to=20
get their attention
>first...tendency towards shyness, they may find it=20
difficult to negotiate a
>true connection with others and often experience=20
compatibility problems.
>
>Control-ALT-Delete, the Reset Button (May 21st ~ June=20
20th)
>....capable of quick, on-the-fly decisions and immediate=20
actions, sometimes
>followed by almost-but-not-quite immediate regrets...very=20
tactile in nature,
>responding quickly and enthusiastically to being touched,=20
but once they get
>started, it's difficult or even hazardous to try to=20
interrupt or stop them
>before they feel that they're finished.
>
>Pink Pearl, the Eraser (June 21st ~ July 22nd)
>....cautious and careful in their actions and decisions,=20
people born under
>the sign of the Pink Pearl Eraser find themselves always=20
having to clean up
>after the mistakes and messes of others ...given enough=20
care and attention,
>children of the Eraser are able to remain flexible and=20
understanding despite
>the wear-and-tear of daily life.
>
>Pentium, the CPU (July 23rd ~ August 22nd)
>....fast thinkers and highly analytical, though in their=20
haste, they're also
>given to skipping over details and making small math=20
errors, particularly
>where fractions are concerned. They're also strongly=20
emotional and if not
>given enough room to cool off, tend to get hotheaded and=20
unstable.always
>expect to be the center of attention and are natural=20
leaders, automatically
>assuming that they are in charge and that everything will=20
go through them.
>
>DeepRock, the Water Cooler (August 23rd ~ September 23rd)
>....cool and easy-going, not easily pressed into quick=20
decisions or fast
>action.good listeners and willing to lend a sympathetic=20
ear, at least as
>long as your problems make for sufficiently juicy gossip.
>
>
>Keuffel and Esser, the Slide Rule (September 24th ~=20
October 22nd)
>....talent for extending themselves to handle new=20
problems and
>situations.Elegant and dependable, known for keeping=20
their cool and never
>letting on that they're being pulled too far until they=20
reach their limit
>and abruptly fall apart.
>
>
>Weller, the Soldering Iron (October 23rd ~ November 21st)
>....passionate and focused, capable of directing their=20
intense fiery passions
>towards a single goal...has to have someone close in his=20
or her life who has
>extra energy to be drawn upon when needed, otherwise=20
those born under this
>sign may become cold, withdrawn, and ineffective.
>
>
>Custom Imprinted With Your Company Logo, the Pocket=20
Protector (November 22nd
>~ December 21st)
>....very security-oriented and careful to protect others,=20
sometimes even at
>their own expense. Friends and family may accuse them of=20
being
>"unadventurous" or "not spontaneous enough...
>
>Quake, the Video Game (December 22nd ~ January 19th)
>Energetic, imaginative, and often heavily armed, keep=20
finding themselves
>abruptly plunged into the midst of chaos and crossfire,=20
and solving or
>blowing up the current batch of problems and crises may=20
turn out to be only
>the harbinger of a new, more challenging level of bigger=20
problems and
>crises...
>
>
>Tux, the Penguin (January 20th ~ February 18th)
>....quick with thoughts and ideas, even if the rest of=20
the world might not
>understand the thoughts and ideas in question. Rather=20
than express feelings
>and problems with loud and aggressive warning and error=20
messages that are
>apparent to anyone, their inner settings may only be=20
visible to those who
>know them and have learned where and how to probe for=20
them...
>
>
>The Unnatural Enquirer, =A9 2001 Trygve Lode
>http://www.trygve.com/nerdsigns.html
>
>
>--=20
>Fris "Quisp" bee=AE MCNGP #13
>
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