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| Hallo all?
I am a student with no prior experience in networking
whatsoever. I want to take up MCSE 2003 certification but
the courses conducted are going to burn a hole in my
pocket. Am thinking of doing self study by myself; buying
self help books. Can I study by myself. Do i need
equipment besides books to learn
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| > self help books. Can I study by myself. Do i need
> equipment besides books to learn
If you want to get a job I would suggest some practical application.
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 10:23 am |
| which application would you suggest?
"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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> > self help books. Can I study by myself. Do i need
> > equipment besides books to learn
>
> If you want to get a job I would suggest some practical application.
>
>
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| > which application would you suggest?
The most practical one of course.
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| pheonix1t 2003-10-31, 11:23 am |
| Consultant wrote:
> which application would you suggest?
>
>
something NOT in IT....sales, health-care (nursing is in HIGH demand and
not as prone to out-sourcing as IT)
If you're new, stay away from IT....even for people with degrees, certs
and experience it's very challenging to find jobs
> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:eddDT17nDHA.1728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>>>self help books. Can I study by myself. Do i need
>>>equipment besides books to learn
>>
>>If you want to get a job I would suggest some practical application.
>>
>>
>
>
>
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 11:23 am |
| thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse who got it with
braindumps ;-)
"pheonix1t" <dangeru98dousdt@ATsbcglobal.DOTnet> wrote in message
news:hnvob.208$3p6.101795007@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
> Consultant wrote:
>
> > which application would you suggest?
> >
> >
> something NOT in IT....sales, health-care (nursing is in HIGH demand and
> not as prone to out-sourcing as IT)
> If you're new, stay away from IT....even for people with degrees, certs
> and experience it's very challenging to find jobs
>
>
>
> > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > news:eddDT17nDHA.1728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> >>>self help books. Can I study by myself. Do i need
> >>>equipment besides books to learn
> >>
> >>If you want to get a job I would suggest some practical application.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
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| > thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse who got it with
> braindumps ;-)
Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost me 50 bucks and you
can't tell the difference.
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| Kendal Emery 2003-10-31, 12:23 pm |
| Really??? I just told my boss I was MCSE and they hired me at 350,000 a
year. I have never even turned on a computer, so if anything ever breaks,
we are gonna be in a bad way, but until then, I am enjoying my new Lexus and
BMW, and my house on the lake 
--
Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19
Systems Administrator
Coordinated Home Care
kemery@coordinatedhomec
are.me.com
remove me to email to me
"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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> > thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse who got it with
> > braindumps ;-)
>
> Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost me 50 bucks and
you
> can't tell the difference.
>
>
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| Oh yea? Let your employer check with the right people
and they will know.
By the way, I received my certificate from Bill Gates
himself....at least thats what is says on the bottom of
the certificate :-)
>-----Original Message-----
>> thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse
who got it with
>> braindumps ;-)
>
>Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost
me 50 bucks and you
>can't tell the difference.
>
>
>.
>
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| > year. I have never even turned on a computer, so if anything ever breaks,
> we are gonna be in a bad way
Feh... All you need is access to Microsoft's Knowledge Base and you can fix
anything.
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| =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?= 2003-10-31, 12:23 pm |
| Kendal Emery wrote:
>>> thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse who got it with
>>> braindumps ;-)
>>
>> Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost me 50 bucks
>> and you can't tell the difference.
>
> Really??? I just told my boss I was MCSE and they hired me at 350,000
> a year. I have never even turned on a computer, so if anything ever
> breaks, we are gonna be in a bad way, but until then, I am enjoying
> my new Lexus and BMW, and my house on the lake
Darlin' I don't know how to tell you this, exactly, but it wasn't your MCSE
that landed you that high-paying job.
Think back to that interview. Did the guy giving you the interview ask you
to place your hands on your ears with your elbows facing forward and ask you
to walk into a wall? Did he then ask which part of your body touched the
wall first?
--
Fris "Oh, to be that wall" beeŽ MCNGP #13
http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 12:23 pm |
| ok, i will go tell them!
"Tony" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Oh yea? Let your employer check with the right people
> and they will know.
>
> By the way, I received my certificate from Bill Gates
> himself....at least thats what is says on the bottom of
> the certificate :-)
>
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >> thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse
> who got it with
> >> braindumps ;-)
> >
> >Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost
> me 50 bucks and you
> >can't tell the difference.
> >
> >
> >.
> >
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| > ok, i will go tell them!
blue falcon...
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 12:23 pm |
| the password is....
nipple
"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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> > ok, i will go tell them!
>
> blue falcon...
>
>
>
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-10-31, 12:23 pm |
| > the password is....
>
>
>
>
>
> nipple
I can't say that to my mother!
--
KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| S. O'Brien 2003-10-31, 12:23 pm |
| "Ken Briscoe" <kbriscoe@invalid.com> wrote in message
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> > the password is....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > nipple
>
> I can't say that to my mother!
>
I can... Hey Ken's mom... Kenny said NIPPLE!!
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| S. O'Brien 2003-10-31, 1:23 pm |
| "Ken Briscoe" <kbriscoe@invalid.com> wrote in message
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> > I can... Hey Ken's mom... Kenny said NIPPLE!!
>
> I also can't say "foreskin" to my mother. Even though it's just skin.
>
here's the question of the day... WHY would you even WANT to say foreskin to
your mother in the first place?
use terms like Uncircumcised extras perhaps? Boob tip?
--
Sue MCNGP #69
http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 1:23 pm |
| i just don't discuss genatalia with my parental figures
"S. O'Brien" < likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams
.com> wrote in message
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> "Ken Briscoe" <kbriscoe@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:%23ty7KR9nDHA.3024@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > > I can... Hey Ken's mom... Kenny said NIPPLE!!
> >
> > I also can't say "foreskin" to my mother. Even though it's just skin.
> >
>
>
> here's the question of the day... WHY would you even WANT to say foreskin
to
> your mother in the first place?
>
> use terms like Uncircumcised extras perhaps? Boob tip?
>
> --
> Sue MCNGP #69
> http://www.mcngp.tk
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
>
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| =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?= 2003-10-31, 1:23 pm |
| S. O'Brien wrote:
> "Ken Briscoe" <kbriscoe@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:%23ty7KR9nDHA.3024@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>> I can... Hey Ken's mom... Kenny said NIPPLE!!
>>
>> I also can't say "foreskin" to my mother. Even though it's just skin.
>>
>
>
> here's the question of the day... WHY would you even WANT to say
> foreskin to your mother in the first place?
>
> use terms like Uncircumcised extras perhaps? Boob tip?
<Peggy Hill>
Hap-piness!
</Peggy Hill>
--
Fris "I tell you what" beeŽ MCNGP #13
http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help
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| Keyboard Cowboy 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
|
>
>I also can't say that to my mother
It's just skin thhh...teven...
I can't believe nobody got this...
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| Kendal Emery 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| Laughing, I remember being in a wedding for a friend. Somehow at the
rehearsal dinner the topic of words youdon't like came up, and the bride
said she hated the word "breast". Just about that time the waitress came by
to take my order, and without missing a beat, I looked at the waitres and
said.....
"I'll have the chicken tits please"
I thought the bride was gonna pee her pants she was laughing so hard....
--
Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19
Systems Administrator
Coordinated Home Care
kemery@coordinatedhomec
are.me.com
remove me to email to me
"S. O'Brien" < likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams
.com> wrote in message
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> "Ken Briscoe" <kbriscoe@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:%23ty7KR9nDHA.3024@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > > I can... Hey Ken's mom... Kenny said NIPPLE!!
> >
> > I also can't say "foreskin" to my mother. Even though it's just skin.
> >
>
>
> here's the question of the day... WHY would you even WANT to say foreskin
to
> your mother in the first place?
>
> use terms like Uncircumcised extras perhaps? Boob tip?
>
> --
> Sue MCNGP #69
> http://www.mcngp.tk
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
>
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| Kendal Emery 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| No, we didn't do that, but Iwas wearing a real slinky dress with no
undergarments at all. He did spend a lot of time dropping his pencil.....
He then said part of the job might entail siphoning liquids out of a
container, and he wanted to see how much suction I could generate...... I
guess I did real well, cause he hired me after he could speak again
--
Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19
Systems Administrator
Coordinated Home Care
kemery@coordinatedhomec
are.me.com
remove me to email to me
"FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <oncebitten@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
news:eTYg8z8nDHA.964@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Kendal Emery wrote:
> >>> thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse who got it with
> >>> braindumps ;-)
> >>
> >> Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost me 50 bucks
> >> and you can't tell the difference.
> >
> > Really??? I just told my boss I was MCSE and they hired me at 350,000
> > a year. I have never even turned on a computer, so if anything ever
> > breaks, we are gonna be in a bad way, but until then, I am enjoying
> > my new Lexus and BMW, and my house on the lake
>
> Darlin' I don't know how to tell you this, exactly, but it wasn't your
MCSE
> that landed you that high-paying job.
>
> Think back to that interview. Did the guy giving you the interview ask
you
> to place your hands on your ears with your elbows facing forward and ask
you
> to walk into a wall? Did he then ask which part of your body touched the
> wall first?
>
> --
> Fris "Oh, to be that wall" beeŽ MCNGP #13
>
> http://www.mcngp.tk
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
> Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help
>
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| i love you
"Kendal Emery" <kemery@coordinatedhomecare.me.com> wrote in message
news:OFRMHy9nDHA.1960@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> No, we didn't do that, but Iwas wearing a real slinky dress with no
> undergarments at all. He did spend a lot of time dropping his pencil.....
>
> He then said part of the job might entail siphoning liquids out of a
> container, and he wanted to see how much suction I could generate...... I
> guess I did real well, cause he hired me after he could speak again
>
> --
> Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19
> Systems Administrator
> Coordinated Home Care
> kemery@coordinatedhomec
are.me.com
> remove me to email to me
> "FrisbeeŽ MCNGP" <oncebitten@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
> news:eTYg8z8nDHA.964@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > Kendal Emery wrote:
> > >>> thanks, as i am new to the market. i am a paper mcse who got it with
> > >>> braindumps ;-)
> > >>
> > >> Sucka. I just had my certificates and card made. Cost me 50 bucks
> > >> and you can't tell the difference.
> > >
> > > Really??? I just told my boss I was MCSE and they hired me at 350,000
> > > a year. I have never even turned on a computer, so if anything ever
> > > breaks, we are gonna be in a bad way, but until then, I am enjoying
> > > my new Lexus and BMW, and my house on the lake
> >
> > Darlin' I don't know how to tell you this, exactly, but it wasn't your
> MCSE
> > that landed you that high-paying job.
> >
> > Think back to that interview. Did the guy giving you the interview ask
> you
> > to place your hands on your ears with your elbows facing forward and ask
> you
> > to walk into a wall? Did he then ask which part of your body touched
the
> > wall first?
> >
> > --
> > Fris "Oh, to be that wall" beeŽ MCNGP #13
> >
> > http://www.mcngp.tk
> > The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
> >
> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
> > Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help
> >
>
>
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| Consultant 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| crying game?
"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:0cbf01c39fdb$e88a2e50$a60
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>
> >
> >I also can't say that to my mother
>
>
> It's just skin thhh...teven...
>
>
> I can't believe nobody got this...
>
>
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| > It's just skin thhh...teven...
>
>
> I can't believe nobody got this...
>
Me too. Then again, no one I know likes that movie - except me.
--
KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?= 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| Consultant wrote:
> i love you
Shit... you beat me to it.
I LOVE YOU MORE
--
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http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
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| "Kendal Emery" <kemery@coordinatedhomecare.me.com> wrote in message
news:OFRMHy9nDHA.1960@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> No, we didn't do that, but Iwas wearing a real slinky dress with no
> undergarments at all. He did spend a lot of time dropping his pencil.....
>
> He then said part of the job might entail siphoning liquids out of a
> container, and he wanted to see how much suction I could generate...... I
> guess I did real well, cause he hired me after he could speak again
>
>
Ohhh Boy, Now ya done it.
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| > crying game?
Nope. Take a ride on the information superhighway to find out.
--
KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| Keyboard Cowboy 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
|
>-----Original Message-----
>crying game?
>
Thanks man. I just ate.
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| Keyboard Cowboy 2003-10-31, 2:23 pm |
| >
>Me too. Then again, no one I know likes that movie -
except me.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
It was one of those movies that you just become entranced
by the stupidity and can't turn the channel...
Though, I am sad to say I have been caught in tranced by
the stupidity of that movie more than a couple times...
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| Ken Briscoe 2003-10-31, 3:23 pm |
| >
> It was one of those movies that you just become entranced
> by the stupidity and can't turn the channel...
>
> Though, I am sad to say I have been caught in tranced by
> the stupidity of that movie more than a couple times...
>
I own it on DVD.
<hangs head in shame>
--
KB - MCNGP #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
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| > No, we didn't do that, but Iwas wearing a real slinky dress with no
> undergarments at all. He did spend a lot of time dropping his pencil.....
>
> He then said part of the job might entail siphoning liquids out of a
> container, and he wanted to see how much suction I could generate...... I
> guess I did real well, cause he hired me after he could speak again
I don't so much as "love" you but I would say that I have a healthy
obsession developing.
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