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| When I type ipconfig i get this message : "an internal error occurred the
requested is not supported , please contact microsoft"
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-14, 3:23 pm |
| Surely Savior something is horribly wrong. Try reinstalling the latest
service pack. You are on an NT based system and not 9x aren't you My Lord?
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"Jesus" <news.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:uNMFxF9QCHA.2620@tkmsftngp11...
> When I type ipconfig i get this message : "an internal error occurred the
> requested is not supported , please contact microsoft"
>
>
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| diamondŠan 2002-08-14, 4:23 pm |
| In article <OPv9AQ9QCHA.3664@tkmsftngp11>, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@
(no spam)mcngp.tk> decided to open his mouth and remove all doubt by
saying...
> Surely Savior something is horribly wrong. Try reinstalling the latest
> service pack. You are on an NT based system and not 9x aren't you My Lord?
>
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> "Jesus" <news.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:uNMFxF9QCHA.2620@tkmsftngp11...
> > When I type ipconfig i get this message : "an internal error occurred the
> > requested is not supported , please contact microsoft"
> >
> >
>
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>
Maybe he should follow the instructions and contact Microsoft.
;-)
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| > Maybe he should follow the instructions and contact Microsoft.
> ;-)
>
Won't Microsoft just forward him to HP?
HAHAHA!!!
jeez i crack myself up......
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| Whatever 2002-08-14, 4:23 pm |
| circa Wed, 14 Aug 2002 15:31:11 -0500, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "Jesus" <news.microsoft.com>
("Jesus" <news.microsoft.com> ) said,
> When I type ipconfig i get this message : "an internal error occurred the
> requested is not supported , please contact microsoft"
>
Uninstall and reinstall your NIC.
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| Consultant® 2002-08-14, 4:23 pm |
| "Jesus" <news.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:uNMFxF9QCHA.2620@tkmsftngp11...
> When I type ipconfig i get this message : "an internal error occurred the
> requested is not supported , please contact microsoft"
>
dear lord, if i help you with this, will you answer my prayers to make me a
multi-millionaire? reinstall your tcp/ip stack
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| Glenn D. Crosse 2002-08-14, 9:23 pm |
| Dear lord please send me a Mercedes Benz.
TCP/IP would be more tolerable then.
Glenn
"Consultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OrPTw49QCHA.1648@tkmsftngp08...
> "Jesus" <news.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:uNMFxF9QCHA.2620@tkmsftngp11...
> > When I type ipconfig i get this message : "an internal error occurred
the
> > requested is not supported , please contact microsoft"
> >
>
> dear lord, if i help you with this, will you answer my prayers to make me
a
> multi-millionaire? reinstall your tcp/ip stack
>
>
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 6:23 am |
| circa Wed, 14 Aug 2002 19:22:19 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Glenn D. Crosse
(glenncrosse@earthlink.net) said,
> Dear lord please send me a Mercedes Benz.
>
Concrete Blonde
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 7:23 am |
| That's "Oh lord wont you buy me...." you dolt!
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c55f33bd420a1a98a08f@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Wed, 14 Aug 2002 19:22:19 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Glenn D. Crosse
> (glenncrosse@earthlink.net) said,
> > Dear lord please send me a Mercedes Benz.
> >
> Concrete Blonde
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| Cryss UT 2002-08-15, 7:23 am |
| No, it's "My Lord"
My Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive porsches
I must make amends
Worked hard all my life time
No help from my friends
So, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So Lord, wont you buy me a color TV?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord please, don't let me down
Prove that you love me and buy me the next round,
So Lord, wont you buy me a night on the town?
[Janis Joplin]
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 7:23 am |
| Sorry, my bad. You are no longer a dolt.
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"Cryss UT" <jfb2908@hottmail.com> wrote in message
news:e#mOGqFRCHA.1784@tkmsftngp12...
> No, it's "My Lord"
>
> My Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
> My friends all drive porsches
> I must make amends
> Worked hard all my life time
> No help from my friends
> So, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
>
> Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
> Dialing for dollars is trying to find me
> I wait for delivery each day until three
> So Lord, wont you buy me a color TV?
>
> Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
> I'm counting on you, Lord please, don't let me down
> Prove that you love me and buy me the next round,
> So Lord, wont you buy me a night on the town?
>
> [Janis Joplin]
>
>
>
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| diamondŠan 2002-08-15, 7:23 am |
| In article <e#mOGqFRCHA.1784@tkmsftngp12>, Cryss UT decided to open his
mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
>
> No, it's "My Lord"
>
> My Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
> My friends all drive porsches
>
That all varied according the Janis' level of intoxication at the time
of the performance.
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 8:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 08:30:12 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> That's "Oh lord wont you buy me...." you dolt!
>
Watch who you're calling a dolt. ;-)
Hint: need a clustering class?
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 8:23 am |
| lmao!!! Nice to meet you :-)
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c575eb61068c9a98a095@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 08:30:12 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > That's "Oh lord wont you buy me...." you dolt!
> >
> Watch who you're calling a dolt. ;-)
>
> Hint: need a clustering class?
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 8:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 09:35:11 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> lmao!!! Nice to meet you :-)
>
You were right about the lyrics, though. ;-)
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 8:23 am |
| Thanks, I did hear from a little bird that you were delusional....... :-)
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c57c1a787f810a98a098@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 09:35:11 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > lmao!!! Nice to meet you :-)
> >
> You were right about the lyrics, though. ;-)
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 9:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:00:38 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> Thanks, I did hear from a little bird that you were delusional....... :-)
>
No, the *bird* is delusional! :-)
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 9:23 am |
| Hmm... Now I'm not sure who to believe.
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c5818e8bc0005898a09b@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:00:38 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > Thanks, I did hear from a little bird that you were delusional.......
:-)
> >
> No, the *bird* is delusional! :-)
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 9:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:33:23 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> Hmm... Now I'm not sure who to believe.
>
Never believe birds.
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| Consultant® 2002-08-15, 9:23 am |
| "Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c587139e28d92d98a09f@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:33:23 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > Hmm... Now I'm not sure who to believe.
> >
> Never believe birds.
or carnies
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| > Never believe birds.
Do you know what you get if you feed the birds?
Fat birds.
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 9:23 am |
| I don't know... This bird has never lead me astray before.
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c587139e28d92d98a09f@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:33:23 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > Hmm... Now I'm not sure who to believe.
> >
> Never believe birds.
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:55:26 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
>
> I don't know... This bird has never lead me astray before.
>
Yeah, but the bird told you that the bird is delusional. :-)
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| > Yeah, but the bird told you that the bird is delusional. :-)
Haven't you heard? The bird is the word.
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| No, the bird told me that *you* were delusional.
Now I think I am learning who to believe.
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c590d417eaa00498a0a4@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:55:26 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> >
> > I don't know... This bird has never lead me astray before.
> >
> Yeah, but the bird told you that the bird is delusional. :-)
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 08:31:03 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (yo@respondtothegroup.com)
said,
>
> > Yeah, but the bird told you that the bird is delusional. :-)
>
>
> Haven't you heard? The bird is the word.
>
Wipeout
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:33:17 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> No, the bird told me that *you* were delusional.
>
> Now I think I am learning who to believe.
>
Nuh uh. The bird told you somebody else was delusional. :-)
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 08:31:03 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (yo@respondtothegroup.com)
said,
> Haven't you heard? The bird is the word.
>
I have no idea what I meant by my other response. :-)
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| Consultant® 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| i used to think you were crazy, but now i clearly see youre nuts
"=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> wrote in message
news:uM3BmCHRCHA.3252@tkmsftngp12...
> No, the bird told me that *you* were delusional.
>
> Now I think I am learning who to believe.
>
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>
> "Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
> news:MPG.17c590d417eaa00498a0a4@msnews.microsoft.com...
> > circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:55:26 -0400, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> > mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > >
> > > I don't know... This bird has never lead me astray before.
> > >
> > Yeah, but the bird told you that the bird is delusional. :-)
>
>
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| Frisbee®, MCNGP 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
|
"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:uHRE#AHRCHA.1648@tkmsftngp08...
> > Yeah, but the bird told you that the bird is delusional. :-)
>
>
> Haven't you heard? The bird is the word.
Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
and the flowers and the trees
and the moon up above
and a thing called love.
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| > I have no idea what I meant by my other response. :-)
Sometimes, it's a good mental exercise to randomly spew thoughts...
What does the color blue taste like?
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| > i used to think you were crazy, but now i clearly see youre nuts
<whisper>
your balls are showing...
</whisper>
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| Frisbee®, MCNGP 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| "Consultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:#g4RBGHRCHA.1560@tkmsftngp10...
> i used to think you were crazy, but now i clearly see youre nuts
Quit looking at his nuts.
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| Frisbee®, MCNGP 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| "Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c594ba92e8a7f898a0a6@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:33:17 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > No, the bird told me that *you* were delusional.
> >
> > Now I think I am learning who to believe.
> >
> Nuh uh. The bird told you somebody else was delusional. :-)
Wren is all this bird nonsense going to stop?
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| > Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
> and the flowers and the trees
> and the moon up above
> and a thing called love.
>
Got nowhere to run to baby.
Got nowhere to hide.
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| Who Am I 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| hmmm must have good eye sight so I have been told ^^
"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:O6ZNsIHRCHA.1468@tkmsftngp11...
> > i used to think you were crazy, but now i clearly see youre nuts
>
> <whisper>
>
> your balls are showing...
>
> </whisper>
>
>
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 08:44:53 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (yo@respondtothegroup.com)
said,
> > i used to think you were crazy, but now i clearly see youre nuts
>
> <whisper>
>
> your balls are showing...
>
> </whisper>
>
<adjusts pants>
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| You are right! So who then are you?
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c594ba92e8a7f898a0a6@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:33:17 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > No, the bird told me that *you* were delusional.
> >
> > Now I think I am learning who to believe.
> >
> Nuh uh. The bird told you somebody else was delusional. :-)
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 10:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:57:01 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
>
> You are right! So who then are you?
>
I'm me. :-)
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 11:23 am |
| Liar!
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c59c1ba8c36ed198a0a9@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:57:01 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> >
> > You are right! So who then are you?
> >
> I'm me. :-)
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| Consultant® 2002-08-15, 11:23 am |
| he's lying to you f*cking guy
"=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> wrote in message
news:edG6mcHRCHA.4040@tkmsftngp09...
> Liar!
>
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>
>
> "Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
> news:MPG.17c59c1ba8c36ed198a0a9@msnews.microsoft.com...
> > circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:57:01 -0400, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> > mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > >
> > > You are right! So who then are you?
> > >
> > I'm me. :-)
>
>
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| Whatever 2002-08-15, 11:23 am |
| circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 09:21:27 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant®
(consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com) said,
>
> he's lying to you f*cking guy
>
You kick my dog!
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|
| > he's lying to you f*cking guy
>
you say bad word
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| Don Julio 2002-08-15, 11:23 am |
| Can you guys pleas tell me where I can get the class A drugs I need to KEEP
UP WITH THIS FRIGGIN CONVERSATION
*DJ Hyperventilates*
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"Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c59c1ba8c36ed198a0a9@msnews.microsoft.com...
> circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:57:01 -0400, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> >
> > You are right! So who then are you?
> >
> I'm me. :-)
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|
| > Can you guys pleas tell me where I can get the class A drugs I need to
KEEP
> UP WITH THIS FRIGGIN CONVERSATION
>
> *DJ Hyperventilates*
It places the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-08-15, 11:23 am |
| You are out of your element Donny!!
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"Don Julio" <me@home.com> wrote in message
news:OYsAYnHRCHA.2684@tkmsftngp08...
> Can you guys pleas tell me where I can get the class A drugs I need to
KEEP
> UP WITH THIS FRIGGIN CONVERSATION
>
> *DJ Hyperventilates*
>
> --
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>
> http://www.mcngp.tk
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>
>
>
>
> "Whatever" <no@thank.you> wrote in message
> news:MPG.17c59c1ba8c36ed198a0a9@msnews.microsoft.com...
> > circa Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:57:01 -0400, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, "=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)
> > mcngp.tk> ("=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)mcngp.tk> ) said,
> > >
> > > You are right! So who then are you?
> > >
> > I'm me. :-)
>
>
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