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| Consultant® 2002-08-12, 12:23 pm |
| hilarity ensues
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiap...d.crocodile.reu
t/index.html/
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| diamondÐan 2002-08-12, 12:23 pm |
| In article <ubFqtViQCHA.2124@tkmsftngp13>, Consultant® decided to open
his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> hilarity ensues
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> http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiap...d.crocodile.reu
> t/index.html/
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She must've been on some seriously strong drugs. How in the hell does
someone get chomped by a crocodile and not scream out in reflexive pain?
I wonder if this act prompted the addition of new signs at the croc
pen...like "Don't feed the animals"?
*scratches off this option from my "what to do if I can't stand it
anymore" list*
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| Frisbee®, MCNGP 2002-08-12, 12:23 pm |
| "Consultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ubFqtViQCHA.2124@tkmsftngp13...
> hilarity ensues
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http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiap...d.crocodile.reu
> t/index.html/
>
Try: http://tinyurl.com/zw5
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Good thing you included that disclaimer...
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| Consultant® 2002-08-12, 12:23 pm |
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"diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c1bdaae820b25c9897a9@news.microsoft.com...
> In article <ubFqtViQCHA.2124@tkmsftngp13>, Consultant® decided to open
> his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
>
> > hilarity ensues
> >
> >
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiap...d.crocodile.reu
> > t/index.html/
> >
> >
> >
> >
> She must've been on some seriously strong drugs. How in the hell does
> someone get chomped by a crocodile and not scream out in reflexive pain?
>
> I wonder if this act prompted the addition of new signs at the croc
> pen...like "Don't feed the animals"?
>
> *scratches off this option from my "what to do if I can't stand it
> anymore" list*
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perhaps she was a mute?
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| Consultant® 2002-08-12, 12:23 pm |
| "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:ekh3VgiQCHA.2560@tkmsftngp09...
> Someone should throw this guy in that pond:
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> http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
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think of the poor alligators
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| Consultant® 2002-08-12, 1:23 pm |
| CARDIOLOGIST
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his
funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge
mock-up of a heart made up of red flowers.
When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after
everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened.
The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.
At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit
of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy
next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man
replied. "I'm a gynecologist."
"Consultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ubFqtViQCHA.2124@tkmsftngp13...
> hilarity ensues
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http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiap...d.crocodile.reu
> t/index.html/
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| Jeffrey L. Woods 2002-08-12, 2:23 pm |
| In article <eokf4eiQCHA.2500@tkmsftngp13>, consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com
says...
> > She must've been on some seriously strong drugs. How in the hell does
> > someone get chomped by a crocodile and not scream out in reflexive pain?
>
> perhaps she was a mute?
Isn't that a mute point? <rimshot>
(Yes, I know the difference)
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| Consultant® 2002-08-12, 2:23 pm |
| "Jeffrey L. Woods" <jeff@telix.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.17c1da744fdd5fda9896a1@east.usenetserver.com...
> In article <eokf4eiQCHA.2500@tkmsftngp13>, consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com
> says...
>
> > > She must've been on some seriously strong drugs. How in the hell does
> > > someone get chomped by a crocodile and not scream out in reflexive
pain?
> >
> > perhaps she was a mute?
>
> Isn't that a mute point? <rimshot>
>
> (Yes, I know the difference)
>
touché
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| > touché
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Touché pussycat, touché.
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| Don Julio 2002-08-13, 6:23 am |
| I will have a crocodile sandwich please....and make it snappy
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"Consultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ubFqtViQCHA.2124@tkmsftngp13...
> hilarity ensues
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>
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiap...d.crocodile.reu
> t/index.html/
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