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OT: Wednesday Joke
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| FrisbeeŽ, MCNGP 2002-07-31, 1:25 pm |
| A man wakes up one morning, and while still bleary-eyed,
goes to pee. He suddenly realizes that his dick is bright
orange. He hops in the shower, and rubs and scrubs, but it
is still bright orange. "Well," he thinks to himself "it
doesn't hurt, and I don't feel sick, may as well go to
work."
A few hours later at work, he has to pee again. While
standing in the employees restroom at a urinal, one of his
co-workers happens to look over and see the orange
appendage. "Your dick is orange!" the co-worker exclaims.
To which the man says "I know. It was like that when I woke
up." "If I were you" says the co-worker, "I'd go see the
company doctor right away."
Taking his advice, the man goes to the doctor. After
several tests, the doctor says "It's orange alright! There
is no medical reason that it should be. Did you do anything
unusual this weekend?"
"Nope" the man says. "I just sat around the whole weekend,
watching pornos, and eating Cheetos."
Snagged from alt.support.stop-smoking (of all places)
Fris "their froup initials are a.s.s-s" beeŽ
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| S.O'Brien 2002-07-31, 1:25 pm |
| Xref: tkmsftngp01 microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse:61996
someone in that group is a Jimmy Flynn fan then lol
Sue
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"FrisbeeŽ, MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:u#gsSJMOCHA.2628@tkmsftngp11...
> A man wakes up one morning, and while still bleary-eyed,
> goes to pee. He suddenly realizes that his dick is bright
> orange. He hops in the shower, and rubs and scrubs, but it
> is still bright orange. "Well," he thinks to himself "it
> doesn't hurt, and I don't feel sick, may as well go to
> work."
>
> A few hours later at work, he has to pee again. While
> standing in the employees restroom at a urinal, one of his
> co-workers happens to look over and see the orange
> appendage. "Your dick is orange!" the co-worker exclaims.
> To which the man says "I know. It was like that when I woke
> up." "If I were you" says the co-worker, "I'd go see the
> company doctor right away."
>
> Taking his advice, the man goes to the doctor. After
> several tests, the doctor says "It's orange alright! There
> is no medical reason that it should be. Did you do anything
> unusual this weekend?"
>
> "Nope" the man says. "I just sat around the whole weekend,
> watching pornos, and eating Cheetos."
>
someone in that group is a Jimmy Flynn fan then lol
Sue
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| diamondĐan 2002-07-31, 1:25 pm |
| In article <u#gsSJMOCHA.2628@tkmsftngp11>, FrisbeeŽ, MCNGP decided to
open his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> "Nope" the man says. "I just sat around the whole weekend,
> watching pornos, and eating Cheetos."
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> Snagged from alt.support.stop-smoking (of all places)
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> Fris "their froup initials are a.s.s-s" beeŽ
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My wife is in the medical field, so I heard this one before. Slightly
different punch line though. "I just sat around watching TV and eating
Cheetos". Makes you think a little more before you make the connection,
or maybe less if that's all you use the TV for!
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