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[OT] Solve Hijacking problem
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| _Mike_ 2002-07-25, 3:25 pm |
| Dear Sirs,
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may
have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.
Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked or nearly naked
women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked or nearly naked woman. Of course every businessman in
this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would probably have record sales.
Heck, I'd fly all over just for the scenery! It truly puzzles me
that congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one
who thinks clearly on these issues?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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Cheers
Mike
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| =mëanoldman= 2002-07-25, 3:25 pm |
| Great plan but the 9/11 hijackers went to see strippers the night before.
However, I still think it would be a good idea to put them on planes anyway!
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http://www.mcngp.tk
"_Mike_" <no_@spam.com> wrote in message
news:#bFCovBNCHA.2036@tkmsftngp08...
> Dear Sirs,
>
> I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may
> have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
> same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.
>
> Here's my plan:
> Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked or nearly naked
> women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
> strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a
> naked or nearly naked woman. Of course every businessman in
> this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline
> industry would probably have record sales.
>
> Heck, I'd fly all over just for the scenery! It truly puzzles me
> that congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one
> who thinks clearly on these issues?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
>
> --
>
> Cheers
> Mike
>
>
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| Consultant® 2002-07-25, 3:25 pm |
| or an even better idea, that would get rid of 2 scumbag groups at once, tell
the al queida and the catholic priests that the flight attendants are young
scantily clad boys and then run the plane into the middle of the ocean once
they are all aboard
"_Mike_" <no_@spam.com> wrote in message
news:#bFCovBNCHA.2036@tkmsftngp08...
> Dear Sirs,
>
> I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may
> have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
> same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.
>
> Here's my plan:
> Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked or nearly naked
> women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
> strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a
> naked or nearly naked woman. Of course every businessman in
> this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline
> industry would probably have record sales.
>
> Heck, I'd fly all over just for the scenery! It truly puzzles me
> that congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one
> who thinks clearly on these issues?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
>
> --
>
> Cheers
> Mike
>
>
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| diamondÐan 2002-07-25, 3:25 pm |
| In article <O2ku9yBNCHA.2404@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> or an even better idea, that would get rid of 2 scumbag groups at once, tell
> the al queida and the catholic priests that the flight attendants are young
> scantily clad boys and then run the plane into the middle of the ocean once
> they are all aboard
>
>
>
That's the smartest thing you said all day!
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| Consultant® 2002-07-25, 3:25 pm |
| slow day, besides, ive been writing a project plan, trying to stay focused
"diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
news:MPG.17aa3275e953e000989734@news.microsoft.com...
> In article <O2ku9yBNCHA.2404@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
> his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
>
> > or an even better idea, that would get rid of 2 scumbag groups at once,
tell
> > the al queida and the catholic priests that the flight attendants are
young
> > scantily clad boys and then run the plane into the middle of the ocean
once
> > they are all aboard
> >
> >
> >
> That's the smartest thing you said all day!
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| diamondÐan 2002-07-25, 3:25 pm |
| In article <ODmlh7BNCHA.1352@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> slow day, besides, ive been writing a project plan, trying to stay focused
>
>
Does your plan involve strippers, like Bill Clinton's? If not, maybe it
should, eh?
> "diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.17aa3275e953e000989734@news.microsoft.com...
> > In article <O2ku9yBNCHA.2404@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
> > his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> >
> > > or an even better idea, that would get rid of 2 scumbag groups at once,
> tell
> > > the al queida and the catholic priests that the flight attendants are
> young
> > > scantily clad boys and then run the plane into the middle of the ocean
> once
> > > they are all aboard
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > That's the smartest thing you said all day!
>
>
>
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| Consultant® 2002-07-25, 4:25 pm |
| a hummer is not sexual relations, lol
"diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
news:MPG.17aa349461093303989737@news.microsoft.com...
> In article <ODmlh7BNCHA.1352@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
> his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
>
> > slow day, besides, ive been writing a project plan, trying to stay
focused
> >
> >
>
> Does your plan involve strippers, like Bill Clinton's? If not, maybe it
> should, eh?
>
> > "diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.17aa3275e953e000989734@news.microsoft.com...
> > > In article <O2ku9yBNCHA.2404@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
> > > his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> > >
> > > > or an even better idea, that would get rid of 2 scumbag groups at
once,
> > tell
> > > > the al queida and the catholic priests that the flight attendants
are
> > young
> > > > scantily clad boys and then run the plane into the middle of the
ocean
> > once
> > > > they are all aboard
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > That's the smartest thing you said all day!
> >
> >
> >
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| > > > That's the smartest thing you said all day!
Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with oriental women!!!!!
Yeah!
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| Jacques Chadel 2002-07-28, 6:25 pm |
| although you can manage to have some once you own a hummer...
heheh
"Consultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:#xsMpQCNCHA.2456@tkmsftngp13...
> a hummer is not sexual relations, lol
>
>
> "diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.17aa349461093303989737@news.microsoft.com...
> > In article <ODmlh7BNCHA.1352@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to open
> > his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
> >
> > > slow day, besides, ive been writing a project plan, trying to stay
> focused
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Does your plan involve strippers, like Bill Clinton's? If not, maybe it
> > should, eh?
> >
> > > "diamondÐan" <diamondÐan@mcngp.tk> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.17aa3275e953e000989734@news.microsoft.com...
> > > > In article <O2ku9yBNCHA.2404@tkmsftngp11>, Consultant® decided to
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> > > > his mouth and remove all doubt by saying...
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> > > > > or an even better idea, that would get rid of 2 scumbag groups at
> once,
> > > tell
> > > > > the al queida and the catholic priests that the flight attendants
> are
> > > young
> > > > > scantily clad boys and then run the plane into the middle of the
> ocean
> > > once
> > > > > they are all aboard
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > That's the smartest thing you said all day!
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