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| =mėanoldman= 2002-07-23, 3:25 pm |
| I've been looking at it for an hour now and it still hasn't loaded :-(
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"Frisbee®, MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.waitallday.com
>
> Watch the status bar...
>
> Fris "go ahead... I have all day" bee®
>
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| Frisbee®, MCNGP 2002-07-23, 3:25 pm |
| Check back with us tomorrow.
Fris "you must have dial-up" bee®
"=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:OAbcacoMCHA.2100@tkmsftngp12...
> I've been looking at it for an hour now and it still hasn't loaded :-(
>
> --
> http://www.mcngp.tk
>
>
> "Frisbee®, MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> news:#LgSGZoMCHA.1744@tkmsftngp10...
> > http://www.waitallday.com
> >
> > Watch the status bar...
> >
> > Fris "go ahead... I have all day" bee®
> >
> >
>
>
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| > I've been looking at it for an hour now and it still hasn't loaded :-(
>
When it said checking your files, I panicked and hit the power button on my
system. Now I'm running a full virus scan.
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| _Mike_ 2002-07-23, 3:25 pm |
|
"Frisbee®, MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:#LgSGZoMCHA.1744@tkmsftngp10...
> http://www.waitallday.com
>
> Watch the status bar...
>
> Fris "go ahead... I have all day" bee®
!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<!--
Welcome to waitallday - a unique monomedia experience.
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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE></TITLE>
<META CONTENT="text/html; charset=windows-1252" HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type">
<META CONTENT="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0" NAME="GENERATOR">
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="Javascript" TYPE="TEXT/JAVASCRIPT">
var msgTime, msgNo, totalTime, clickNow;
var statMsg = new Array(
"Opening Files",
"Reading Cookies",
"Starting Applet",
"Loading Images",
"Downloading WAV files",
"Final Checking",
"Building Heirarchy",
"Untethering Java",
"Balancing Files",
"Opening Gambit",
"Copying Second Pixel",
"Copying Similar Websites",
"Piling Files Tidily",
"Sorting By Colour",
"Jumbling",
"Swapping 'color' for 'colour'",
"Switching to Internal Mode",
"Loading HyperCrayons",
"Upgrading your mouse",
"SoundWrencher Started",
"Applying Feng Shui",
"Correcting 'Hierarchy'",
"Indecision Initiated",
"Filling Kettle",
"Flinching",
"Training Budgies",
"Counting Hooves",
"Bag Full",
"Finding TinyTim",
"Spellchecking 'please'",
"Spellchecking 'wait'",
"Opening Sesame",
"Minding Shop",
"Homing",
"Slamming",
"Poaching",
"Distracting",
"Goading",
"Eating Cookies",
"Distilling Innocence",
"Closing fissures",
"Instilling doubt",
"Judging You Morally",
"Piling on the Agony",
"Filing for Divorce",
"Upgrading your mousemat",
"Shuffling Penguins",
"!!! CLICK NOW !!!"
);
function tooLate()
{
window.status='--- Too Late ---';
}
function revolveStatus()
{
showStatus();
if (totalTime < 20000)
maxMsg=6
else if (totalTime < 40000)
maxMsg=21
else
maxMsg=48;
clickNow=47;
randNum=Math.random();
msgNo=Math.round(randNum * maxMsg);
msgTime=(randNum * 5)*1000;
totalTime=totalTime+msgTime;
setTimeout("revolveStatus();", msgTime);
}
function showStatus()
{
window.status=statMsg[msgNo];
if (msgNo==clickNow)
{
setTimeout("tooLate();", 1000);
}
}
function playStatus()
{
msgNo=1;
totalTime=0;
msgTime=3000;
revolveStatus();
}
function MM_openBrWindow(theURL,winName
,features) { //v2.0
window. open(theURL,winName,features);
}
</SCRIPT>
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" ONLOAD="playStatus()" LINK="#ffffff"
ALINK="#ffffff">
<!-- BEGIN HITOMETER TAG VERSION 2 -->
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1"><!--
d=document;c='<img WIDTH=1 HEIGHT=1 border=0 '+
'src="http://i61.netscape.com/c.cgi?A4676261$3703889$';
if(parseFloat(navigator.appVersion)>=4){x='x';s=screen;
c+=s.width+x+s.height+x+s.pixelDepth+x+s.colorDepth;}
d.writeln(c+'$'+d.referrer+'">'); // -->
</SCRIPT>
<NOSCRIPT><IMG WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0"
SRC="http://i61.netscape.com/c.cgi?B4676261$3703889" ALT="Hitometer">
</NOSCRIPT>
<!-- END HITOMETER TAG ( WWW.HITOMETER.COM ) -->
<!-- BEGIN HITOMETER TAG VERSION 2 -->
<TABLE ALIGN="center" BORDER="0" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="100%">
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD ALIGN="CENTER" HEIGHT="100%" VALIGN="MIDDLE" WIDTH="100%">
<P ALIGN="center"
STYLE='font-family: "Courier New"; font-weight: bold; text-decoration:
none; color: white; background-color: #000000'>please
wait
<A HREF="#"
ONCLICK="MM_openBrWindow('whileyouwait. htm','whileyouwait','scrollbar
s=yes,w
idth=400,height=250,resizable=
no,status=no,toolbar=no')"
STYLE='background-color: #000000; font-family: "Courier New"; font-weight:
bold; text-decoration: none; color: white'>.</A><A
HREF="#"
ONCLICK="MM_openBrWindow('saveallday. htm','saveallday','scrollbars=
yes,width
=400,height=250,resizable=no,s
tatus=no,toolbar=no')"
STYLE='background-color: #000000; font-family: "Courier New"; font-weight:
bold; text-decoration: none; color: white'>.</A>.
<IMG
SRC="http://www.ndirect.co.uk/cgi-bin/counter.cgi?df=samoffatt-6.dat|sh=F"
ALT="nothing"> </P>
</TD>
</TR>
</TBODY>
</TABLE>
</BODY>
</HTML>
Cheers
Mike
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| =mėanoldman= 2002-07-23, 3:25 pm |
| You should have posted in html.
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http://www.mcngp.tk
"_Mike_" <no_@spam.com> wrote in message
news:OCQ41noMCHA.2664@tkmsftngp09...
>
> "Frisbee®, MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> news:#LgSGZoMCHA.1744@tkmsftngp10...
> > http://www.waitallday.com
> >
> > Watch the status bar...
> >
> > Fris "go ahead... I have all day" bee®
>
>
> !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
> <!--
> Welcome to waitallday - a unique monomedia experience.
>
> Contact the chaotic bustling headquarters of waitallday at
> samoffatt@ndirect.co.uk
> if you want to:
> Comment on any of our rangey & informative content
> Request design tips from our talented graphics team
> Order a waitallday t-shirt (this might actually happen if enough people
> want one).
> Offer Squillions of Quid for this domain and ALL of its content.
>
> please keep waiting...
>
> sam
> -->
>
> <HTML>
>
> <HEAD>
> <TITLE></TITLE>
> <META CONTENT="text/html; charset=windows-1252" HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type">
> <META CONTENT="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0" NAME="GENERATOR">
> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="Javascript" TYPE="TEXT/JAVASCRIPT">
> var msgTime, msgNo, totalTime, clickNow;
>
> var statMsg = new Array(
> "Opening Files",
> "Reading Cookies",
> "Starting Applet",
> "Loading Images",
> "Downloading WAV files",
> "Final Checking",
>
> "Building Heirarchy",
> "Untethering Java",
> "Balancing Files",
> "Opening Gambit",
> "Copying Second Pixel",
> "Copying Similar Websites",
> "Piling Files Tidily",
> "Sorting By Colour",
> "Jumbling",
> "Swapping 'color' for 'colour'",
> "Switching to Internal Mode",
> "Loading HyperCrayons",
> "Upgrading your mouse",
> "SoundWrencher Started",
> "Applying Feng Shui",
>
> "Correcting 'Hierarchy'",
> "Indecision Initiated",
> "Filling Kettle",
> "Flinching",
> "Training Budgies",
> "Counting Hooves",
> "Bag Full",
> "Finding TinyTim",
> "Spellchecking 'please'",
> "Spellchecking 'wait'",
> "Opening Sesame",
> "Minding Shop",
> "Homing",
> "Slamming",
> "Poaching",
> "Distracting",
> "Goading",
> "Eating Cookies",
> "Distilling Innocence",
> "Closing fissures",
> "Instilling doubt",
> "Judging You Morally",
> "Piling on the Agony",
> "Filing for Divorce",
> "Upgrading your mousemat",
> "Shuffling Penguins",
> "!!! CLICK NOW !!!"
> );
>
> function tooLate()
> {
> window.status='--- Too Late ---';
> }
>
> function revolveStatus()
> {
> showStatus();
>
> if (totalTime < 20000)
> maxMsg=6
> else if (totalTime < 40000)
> maxMsg=21
> else
> maxMsg=48;
>
> clickNow=47;
>
> randNum=Math.random();
> msgNo=Math.round(randNum * maxMsg);
> msgTime=(randNum * 5)*1000;
>
> totalTime=totalTime+msgTime;
>
> setTimeout("revolveStatus();", msgTime);
> }
>
> function showStatus()
> {
> window.status=statMsg[msgNo];
>
> if (msgNo==clickNow)
> {
> setTimeout("tooLate();", 1000);
> }
>
> }
>
> function playStatus()
> {
> msgNo=1;
> totalTime=0;
> msgTime=3000;
> revolveStatus();
> }
>
> function MM_openBrWindow(theURL,winName
,features) { //v2.0
> window. open(theURL,winName,features);
> }
>
> </SCRIPT>
>
> </HEAD>
>
> <BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" ONLOAD="playStatus()" LINK="#ffffff"
> ALINK="#ffffff">
> <!-- BEGIN HITOMETER TAG VERSION 2 -->
> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1"><!--
> d=document;c='<img WIDTH=1 HEIGHT=1 border=0 '+
> 'src="http://i61.netscape.com/c.cgi?A4676261$3703889$';
> if(parseFloat(navigator.appVersion)>=4){x='x';s=screen;
> c+=s.width+x+s.height+x+s.pixelDepth+x+s.colorDepth;}
> d.writeln(c+'$'+d.referrer+'">'); // -->
> </SCRIPT>
>
> <NOSCRIPT><IMG WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0"
> SRC="http://i61.netscape.com/c.cgi?B4676261$3703889" ALT="Hitometer">
> </NOSCRIPT>
> <!-- END HITOMETER TAG ( WWW.HITOMETER.COM ) -->
> <!-- BEGIN HITOMETER TAG VERSION 2 -->
> <TABLE ALIGN="center" BORDER="0" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="100%">
> <TBODY>
> <TR>
> <TD ALIGN="CENTER" HEIGHT="100%" VALIGN="MIDDLE" WIDTH="100%">
> <P ALIGN="center"
> STYLE='font-family: "Courier New"; font-weight: bold; text-decoration:
> none; color: white; background-color: #000000'>please
> wait
> <A HREF="#"
>
>
ONCLICK="MM_openBrWindow('whileyouwait. htm','whileyouwait','scrollbar
s=yes,w
> idth=400,height=250,resizable=
no,status=no,toolbar=no')"
> STYLE='background-color: #000000; font-family: "Courier New";
font-weight:
> bold; text-decoration: none; color: white'>.</A><A
> HREF="#"
>
ONCLICK="MM_openBrWindow('saveallday. htm','saveallday','scrollbars=
yes,width
> =400,height=250,resizable=no,s
tatus=no,toolbar=no')"
> STYLE='background-color: #000000; font-family: "Courier New"; font-weight:
> bold; text-decoration: none; color: white'>.</A>.
> <IMG
> SRC="http://www.ndirect.co.uk/cgi-bin/counter.cgi?df=samoffatt-6.dat|sh=F"
> ALT="nothing"> </P>
> </TD>
> </TR>
> </TBODY>
> </TABLE>
> </BODY>
> </HTML>
>
>
> Cheers
> Mike
>
>
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| _Mike_ 2002-07-23, 3:25 pm |
|
"=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:OjJZAqoMCHA.1724@tkmsftngp10...
> You should have posted in html.
please wait ...
:-)
begin 666 counter.cgi?df=samoffatt-6.dat|sh=F
K1TE&.#EA`0`!`/ ``````````"'Y! $```$`+ `````!``$```("3 $`.P``
`
end
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| Consultant® 2002-07-23, 3:25 pm |
| LOL
"=mėanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:OjJZAqoMCHA.1724@tkmsftngp10...
> You should have posted in html.
>
> --
> http://www.mcngp.tk
>
>
> "_Mike_" <no_@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:OCQ41noMCHA.2664@tkmsftngp09...
> >
> > "Frisbee®, MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> > news:#LgSGZoMCHA.1744@tkmsftngp10...
> > > http://www.waitallday.com
> > >
> > > Watch the status bar...
> > >
> > > Fris "go ahead... I have all day" bee®
> >
> >
> > !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
> > <!--
> > Welcome to waitallday - a unique monomedia experience.
> >
> > Contact the chaotic bustling headquarters of waitallday at
> > samoffatt@ndirect.co.uk
> > if you want to:
> > Comment on any of our rangey & informative content
> > Request design tips from our talented graphics team
> > Order a waitallday t-shirt (this might actually happen if enough
people
> > want one).
> > Offer Squillions of Quid for this domain and ALL of its content.
> >
> > please keep waiting...
> >
> > sam
> > -->
> >
> > <HTML>
> >
> > <HEAD>
> > <TITLE></TITLE>
> > <META CONTENT="text/html; charset=windows-1252"
HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type">
> > <META CONTENT="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0" NAME="GENERATOR">
> > <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="Javascript" TYPE="TEXT/JAVASCRIPT">
> > var msgTime, msgNo, totalTime, clickNow;
> >
> > var statMsg = new Array(
> > "Opening Files",
> > "Reading Cookies",
> > "Starting Applet",
> > "Loading Images",
> > "Downloading WAV files",
> > "Final Checking",
> >
> > "Building Heirarchy",
> > "Untethering Java",
> > "Balancing Files",
> > "Opening Gambit",
> > "Copying Second Pixel",
> > "Copying Similar Websites",
> > "Piling Files Tidily",
> > "Sorting By Colour",
> > "Jumbling",
> > "Swapping 'color' for 'colour'",
> > "Switching to Internal Mode",
> > "Loading HyperCrayons",
> > "Upgrading your mouse",
> > "SoundWrencher Started",
> > "Applying Feng Shui",
> >
> > "Correcting 'Hierarchy'",
> > "Indecision Initiated",
> > "Filling Kettle",
> > "Flinching",
> > "Training Budgies",
> > "Counting Hooves",
> > "Bag Full",
> > "Finding TinyTim",
> > "Spellchecking 'please'",
> > "Spellchecking 'wait'",
> > "Opening Sesame",
> > "Minding Shop",
> > "Homing",
> > "Slamming",
> > "Poaching",
> > "Distracting",
> > "Goading",
> > "Eating Cookies",
> > "Distilling Innocence",
> > "Closing fissures",
> > "Instilling doubt",
> > "Judging You Morally",
> > "Piling on the Agony",
> > "Filing for Divorce",
> > "Upgrading your mousemat",
> > "Shuffling Penguins",
> > "!!! CLICK NOW !!!"
> > );
> >
> > function tooLate()
> > {
> > window.status='--- Too Late ---';
> > }
> >
> > function revolveStatus()
> > {
> > showStatus();
> >
> > if (totalTime < 20000)
> > maxMsg=6
> > else if (totalTime < 40000)
> > maxMsg=21
> > else
> > maxMsg=48;
> >
> > clickNow=47;
> >
> > randNum=Math.random();
> > msgNo=Math.round(randNum * maxMsg);
> > msgTime=(randNum * 5)*1000;
> >
> > totalTime=totalTime+msgTime;
> >
> > setTimeout("revolveStatus();", msgTime);
> > }
> >
> > function showStatus()
> > {
> > window.status=statMsg[msgNo];
> >
> > if (msgNo==clickNow)
> > {
> > setTimeout("tooLate();", 1000);
> > }
> >
> > }
> >
> > function playStatus()
> > {
> > msgNo=1;
> > totalTime=0;
> > msgTime=3000;
> > revolveStatus();
> > }
> >
> > function MM_openBrWindow(theURL,winName
,features) { //v2.0
> > window. open(theURL,winName,features);
> > }
> >
> > </SCRIPT>
> >
> > </HEAD>
> >
> > <BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" ONLOAD="playStatus()" LINK="#ffffff"
> > ALINK="#ffffff">
> > <!-- BEGIN HITOMETER TAG VERSION 2 -->
> > <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1"><!--
> > d=document;c='<img WIDTH=1 HEIGHT=1 border=0 '+
> > 'src="http://i61.netscape.com/c.cgi?A4676261$3703889$';
> > if(parseFloat(navigator.appVersion)>=4){x='x';s=screen;
> > c+=s.width+x+s.height+x+s.pixelDepth+x+s.colorDepth;}
> > d.writeln(c+'$'+d.referrer+'">'); // -->
> > </SCRIPT>
> >
> > <NOSCRIPT><IMG WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0"
> > SRC="http://i61.netscape.com/c.cgi?B4676261$3703889" ALT="Hitometer">
> > </NOSCRIPT>
> > <!-- END HITOMETER TAG ( WWW.HITOMETER.COM ) -->
> > <!-- BEGIN HITOMETER TAG VERSION 2 -->
> > <TABLE ALIGN="center" BORDER="0" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="100%">
> > <TBODY>
> > <TR>
> > <TD ALIGN="CENTER" HEIGHT="100%" VALIGN="MIDDLE" WIDTH="100%">
> > <P ALIGN="center"
> > STYLE='font-family: "Courier New"; font-weight: bold; text-decoration:
> > none; color: white; background-color: #000000'>please
> > wait
> > <A HREF="#"
> >
> >
>
ONCLICK="MM_openBrWindow('whileyouwait. htm','whileyouwait','scrollbar
s=yes,w
> > idth=400,height=250,resizable=
no,status=no,toolbar=no')"
> > STYLE='background-color: #000000; font-family: "Courier New";
> font-weight:
> > bold; text-decoration: none; color: white'>.</A><A
> > HREF="#"
> >
>
ONCLICK="MM_openBrWindow('saveallday. htm','saveallday','scrollbars=
yes,width
> > =400,height=250,resizable=no,s
tatus=no,toolbar=no')"
> > STYLE='background-color: #000000; font-family: "Courier New";
font- weight:
> > bold; text-decoration: none; color: white'>.</A>.
> > <IMG
> >
SRC="http://www.ndirect.co.uk/cgi-bin/counter.cgi?df=samoffatt-6.dat|sh=F"
> > ALT="nothing"> </P>
> > </TD>
> > </TR>
> > </TBODY>
> > </TABLE>
> > </BODY>
> > </HTML>
> >
> >
> > Cheers
> > Mike
> >
> >
>
>
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