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| Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
hundreds.
Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
To all the people out there working hard at developing
themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
respect.
Regards Neil.
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| CØnsultant® 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| you mean you're not a zebra?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
>
> Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
>
> Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
>
> Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> hundreds.
>
> Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
>
> To all the people out there working hard at developing
> themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> respect.
>
> Regards Neil.
| |
| kcabsinamtab 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| Your zebra, it came to my house today and it kicked my dog.
"CØnsultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ecvKX71zBHA.2112@tkmsftngp02...
> you mean you're not a zebra?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>
> "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> >
> > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> >
> > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> >
> > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > hundreds.
> >
> > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> >
> > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > respect.
> >
> > Regards Neil.
>
>
| |
|
| All your dog are belong to zebra!
"kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
news:u9eod18mdiab0d@corp.supernews.com...
> Your zebra, it came to my house today and it kicked my dog.
> "CØnsultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:ecvKX71zBHA.2112@tkmsftngp02...
> > you mean you're not a zebra?!?!?!?!?!?!?
> >
> > "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> > >
> > > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> > >
> > > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> > >
> > > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > > hundreds.
> > >
> > > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> > >
> > > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > > respect.
> > >
> > > Regards Neil.
> >
> >
>
>
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| ROU Velocity Governor 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| http://daevid.com/stuff/kickmydog.swf
"kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
news:u9eod18mdiab0d@corp.supernews.com...
> Your zebra, it came to my house today and it kicked my dog.
> "CØnsultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:ecvKX71zBHA.2112@tkmsftngp02...
> > you mean you're not a zebra?!?!?!?!?!?!?
> >
> > "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> > >
> > > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> > >
> > > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> > >
> > > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > > hundreds.
> > >
> > > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> > >
> > > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > > respect.
> > >
> > > Regards Neil.
> >
> >
>
>
| |
| kcabsinamtab 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of life
interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope) you'd
tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd have no
chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put down
doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment, there
are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
This is how I see it.
1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
deserves a 3 word put down
4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3 word
put down
5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of yourself,
serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if you
don't believe me.
"Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
>
> Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
>
> Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
>
> Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> hundreds.
>
> Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
>
> To all the people out there working hard at developing
> themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> respect.
>
> Regards Neil.
| |
| CØnsultant® 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| what 3 words would those be?
"kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
life
> interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
you'd
> tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd have
no
> chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
down
> doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment, there
> are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
>
> This is how I see it.
>
> 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> deserves a 3 word put down
> 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
word
> put down
> 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
yourself,
> serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if you
> don't believe me.
> "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> >
> > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> >
> > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> >
> > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > hundreds.
> >
> > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> >
> > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > respect.
> >
> > Regards Neil.
>
>
| |
| Don Julio 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| I totally agree. Top reply redasurC depaC.
"kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
life
> interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
you'd
> tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd have
no
> chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
down
> doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment, there
> are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
>
> This is how I see it.
>
> 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> deserves a 3 word put down
> 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
word
> put down
> 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
yourself,
> serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if you
> don't believe me.
> "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> >
> > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> >
> > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> >
> > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > hundreds.
> >
> > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> >
> > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > respect.
> >
> > Regards Neil.
>
>
| |
| diamondDan 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| Agreed (mostly), except for #3:
> 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> deserves a 3 word put down
Last I checked, MS does not post that kind of information about their exams
on their site. You usually have to go digging elsewhere to find out the
number of questions and passing score. Not to mention the fact that these
variables change whenever MS revamps an exam.
BTW - for those wondering the above questions: check out
http://studyguides.cramsession.com/
They have good exam information and "non-braindump" study guides. I have
used their study guides for all of my exams. They do not cover everything,
but they are very thorough and help you to reinforce key concepts. Good
review stuff.
"kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
life
> interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
you'd
> tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd have
no
> chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
down
> doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment, there
> are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
>
> This is how I see it.
>
> 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> deserves a 3 word put down
> 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
word
> put down
> 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
yourself,
> serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if you
> don't believe me.
> "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> >
> > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> >
> > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> >
> > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > hundreds.
> >
> > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> >
> > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > respect.
> >
> > Regards Neil.
>
>
| |
| ROU Velocity Governor 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| I kick your dog.
Oh - wait - that's not three.
"CØnsultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OTMhJf2zBHA.1172@tkmsftngp04...
> what 3 words would those be?
>
>
| |
| JayDubb 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as to how
"all your <x> are belong to <y>"
and
"you kick my dog"
got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I wonder. Can
someone clue me in, please?
Jtyc wrote:
>
> All your dog are belong to zebra!
| |
| Don Julio 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| The reason it doesn't appear on the MS website is because it is a stupid
question because the answer does't benifit anyone. What does it matter how
many questions there are. It's irrelevant and doesn't deserve an intelegent
answer because . A better question would be what are the subject matters
are involved in the exams in which case you would point them to
www.microsoft.com .
"diamondDan" <nospam@noway.com> wrote in message
news:u#ql0i2zBHA.2144@tkmsftngp07...
> Agreed (mostly), except for #3:
> > 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the
passing
> > score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> > deserves a 3 word put down
>
> Last I checked, MS does not post that kind of information about their
exams
> on their site. You usually have to go digging elsewhere to find out the
> number of questions and passing score. Not to mention the fact that these
> variables change whenever MS revamps an exam.
>
> BTW - for those wondering the above questions: check out
> http://studyguides.cramsession.com/
> They have good exam information and "non-braindump" study guides. I have
> used their study guides for all of my exams. They do not cover everything,
> but they are very thorough and help you to reinforce key concepts. Good
> review stuff.
>
> "kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
> news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> > You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
> life
> > interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> > quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
> you'd
> > tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd
have
> no
> > chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
> down
> > doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment,
there
> > are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
> >
> > This is how I see it.
> >
> > 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> > 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> > 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> > score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> > deserves a 3 word put down
> > 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
> word
> > put down
> > 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
> yourself,
> > serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if
you
> > don't believe me.
> > "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> > >
> > > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> > >
> > > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> > >
> > > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > > hundreds.
> > >
> > > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> > >
> > > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > > respect.
> > >
> > > Regards Neil.
> >
> >
>
>
| |
| Don Julio 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| my.....kiss.....Arse......not necessarily in that order :-)
"CØnsultant®" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OTMhJf2zBHA.1172@tkmsftngp04...
> what 3 words would those be?
>
>
> "kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
> news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> > You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
> life
> > interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> > quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
> you'd
> > tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd
have
> no
> > chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
> down
> > doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment,
there
> > are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
> >
> > This is how I see it.
> >
> > 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> > 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> > 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> > score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> > deserves a 3 word put down
> > 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
> word
> > put down
> > 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
> yourself,
> > serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if
you
> > don't believe me.
> > "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> > >
> > > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> > >
> > > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> > >
> > > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > > hundreds.
> > >
> > > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> > >
> > > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > > respect.
> > >
> > > Regards Neil.
> >
> >
>
>
| |
|
| All your base:
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys anyway...
"JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as to how
>
> "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
>
> and
>
> "you kick my dog"
>
> got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I wonder. Can
> someone clue me in, please?
>
>
>
> Jtyc wrote:
> >
> > All your dog are belong to zebra!
| |
| =mëanoldman= 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered
immediately!
--
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"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
> All your base:
> http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
>
>
> Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys anyway...
>
>
>
> "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
> news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as to how
> >
> > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
> >
> > and
> >
> > "you kick my dog"
> >
> > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I wonder. Can
> > someone clue me in, please?
> >
> >
> >
> > Jtyc wrote:
> > >
> > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
>
>
| |
| =mëanoldman= 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| Ah, c'mon don't bull sh*t me..
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"kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
life
> interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
you'd
> tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd have
no
> chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
down
> doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment, there
> are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
>
> This is how I see it.
>
> 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> deserves a 3 word put down
> 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
word
> put down
> 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
yourself,
> serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if you
> don't believe me.
> "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> >
> > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> >
> > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> >
> > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > hundreds.
> >
> > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> >
> > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > respect.
> >
> > Regards Neil.
>
>
| |
| S. O'Brien 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| no
"=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:Opjt8N4zBHA.2156@tkmsftngp02...
> I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered
> immediately!
>
> --
> =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
>
>
> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
> > All your base:
> > http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
> >
> >
> > Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys anyway...
> >
> >
> >
> > "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
> > news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> > > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as to how
> > >
> > > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
> > >
> > > and
> > >
> > > "you kick my dog"
> > >
> > > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I wonder.
Can[c
olor=darkred]
> > > someone clue me in, please?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Jtyc wrote:
> > > >
> > > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
> >
> >
>
>[/color]
| |
| =mëanoldman= 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| First.. I would just like to get to know you..
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"S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
news:I3Ol8.850$DZ4.92038@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> no
> "=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
message
> news:Opjt8N4zBHA.2156@tkmsftngp02...
> > I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered
> > immediately!
> >
> > --
> > =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> >
> >
> > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
> > > All your base:
> > > http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
> > >
> > >
> > > Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys
anyway... [colo
r=darkred]
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
> > > news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> > > > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as to[/color]
how[c
olor=darkred]
> > > >
> > > > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
> > > >
> > > > and
> > > >
> > > > "you kick my dog"
> > > >
> > > > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I wonder.
> Can
> > > > someone clue me in, please?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Jtyc wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>[/color]
| |
| S. O'Brien 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| yeah ... ok... my name is Brian... I'm a transvestite... I only come here
hoping to pick up men for play toys
:P
(ugh!!)
"=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:ea3uo$4zBHA.2508@tkmsftngp03...
> First.. I would just like to get to know you..
>
> --
> =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
>
>
> "S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
> news:I3Ol8.850$DZ4.92038@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> > no
> > "=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
> message
> > news:Opjt8N4zBHA.2156@tkmsftngp02...
> > > I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered
> > > immediately!
> > >
> > > --
> > > =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> > > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> > >
> > >
> > > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > > news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
> > > > All your base:
> > > > http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys
> anyway...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
> > > > news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> > > > > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as to
> how
> > > > >
> > > > > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
> > > > >
> > > > > and
> > > > >
> > > > > "you kick my dog"
> > > > >
> > > > > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I
wonder.
> > Can
> > > > > someone clue me in, please?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Jtyc wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
| |
|
|
|
| Do you understand the terms Irony and humour, ;o) if I=20
want to be a zebra in cyber world, then I will be the best=20
flippin zebra ever, and get certified to prove it.
LMAO
Neil
>-----Original Message-----
>You miss the point, this is a community, where people=20
from all walks of life
>interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw=20
away my career in
>quantum physics and become a network admin" I would=20
expect (and hope) you'd
>tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets=20
face it, I'd have no
>chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That=20
sounds a put down
>doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at=20
the moment, there
>are no =A330k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
>
>This is how I see it.
>
>1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word=20
put down
>2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word=20
put down
>3) Ask a stupid question here (how many=20
questions.....what's the passing
>score... the answers of which are all clearly at=20
www.microsoft.com )
>deserves a 3 word put down
>4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing=20
superhero deserves a 3 word
>put down
>5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun=20
made out of yourself,
>serious questions are answered seriously, look through=20
the archives if you
>don't believe me.
>"Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
>> Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
>> anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
>> Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
>> see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
>>
>> Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
>> Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
>>
>> Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000=20
and
>> NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
>> Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
>> would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
>> here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
>>
>> Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
>> bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
>> who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
>> hundreds.
>>
>> Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
>> certified to help me in my career at no ones expense,=20
and
>> if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
>>
>> To all the people out there working hard at developing
>> themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
>> respect.
>>
>> Regards Neil.
>
>
>.
>
| |
|
| Hi Bwian,
I too cross dress, on weekdays I have black stripes=20
dominant on white, at weekends I have white stripes=20
dominant on black!
Have to go, my mate got ate by a lion at the weekend.
Neil.
>-----Original Message-----
>yeah ... ok... my name is Brian... I'm a transvestite...=20
I only come here
>hoping to pick up men for play toys
>
>:P
> (ugh!!)
>
>"=3Dm=EBanoldman=3D" <meanoldman@(no spam)
irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in message
>news:ea3uo$4zBHA.2508@tkmsftngp03...
>> First.. I would just like to get to know you..
>>
>> --
>> =3Dm=EBanoldman=3D MCNGP=AE
>> http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
>>
>>
>> "S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
>> news:I3Ol8.850$DZ4.92038@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
>> > no
>> > "=3Dm=EBanoldman=3D" <meanoldman@(no spam)
irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
>> message
>> > news:Opjt8N4zBHA.2156@tkmsftngp02...
>> > > I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I=20
want them answered
>> > > immediately!
>> > >
>> > > --
>> > > =3Dm=EBanoldman=3D MCNGP=AE
>> > > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
>> > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
>> > > news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
>> > > > All your base:
>> > > >=20
[url]http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml[/ url][
color=darkred]
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think=20[/color]
it's jerky boys
>> anyway...
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
>> > > > news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
>> > > > > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or=20
some reference as to
>> how
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > and
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "you kick my dog"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but=20
sometimes I
>wonder.
>> > Can
>> > > > > someone clue me in, please?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Jtyc wrote:
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>
>.
>
| |
| kcabsinamtab 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| Fair enough, especially as Mickeysoft change their mind so much
"diamondDan" <nospam@noway.com> wrote in message
news:u#ql0i2zBHA.2144@tkmsftngp07...
> Agreed (mostly), except for #3:
> > 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the
passing
> > score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> > deserves a 3 word put down
>
> Last I checked, MS does not post that kind of information about their
exams
> on their site. You usually have to go digging elsewhere to find out the
> number of questions and passing score. Not to mention the fact that these
> variables change whenever MS revamps an exam.
>
> BTW - for those wondering the above questions: check out
> http://studyguides.cramsession.com/
> They have good exam information and "non-braindump" study guides. I have
> used their study guides for all of my exams. They do not cover everything,
> but they are very thorough and help you to reinforce key concepts. Good
> review stuff.
>
> "kcabsinamtab" <dancesisa@wazzock> wrote in message
> news:u9ercgibn02i62@corp.supernews.com...
> > You miss the point, this is a community, where people from all walks of
> life
> > interact, if I came to you and said " I want to throw away my career in
> > quantum physics and become a network admin" I would expect (and hope)
> you'd
> > tell me the difficulties I would face in doing so, lets face it, I'd
have
> no
> > chance of a job and at best 13-15k wages to aim at. That sounds a put
> down
> > doesn't it? But look at it closely, it is good advice at the moment,
there
> > are no £30k starter jobs anymore for newbie MCSE's.
> >
> > This is how I see it.
> >
> > 1) Ask for illegal software here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> > 2) Ask for braindump sites here and you deserve a 3 word put down
> > 3) Ask a stupid question here (how many questions.....what's the passing
> > score... the answers of which are all clearly at www.microsoft.com )
> > deserves a 3 word put down
> > 4) Claim to be a zebra or indeed a law enforcing superhero deserves a 3
> word
> > put down
> > 5) Above all have the ability to make fun and have fun made out of
> yourself,
> > serious questions are answered seriously, look through the archives if
you
> > don't believe me.
> > "Neil" <Neilpsxx@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:4e8301c1cf5d$a48b1110$36e
f2ecf@tkmsftngxa12...
> > > Its a fact, anyone can on the internet, or newsgroups be
> > > anything they wish to be. I today was smarter than
> > > Einstein!! Not difficult really, its all relative you
> > > see, he's dead, Im not (QED)
> > >
> > > Yesterday, I entered a chat room, and said Hi, Im a real
> > > Zebra, 32 people believed me!!!!
> > >
> > > Today Im an MCSA charter member, MCSE in wondows 2000 and
> > > NT4 and a British Computer Society Professional member.
> > > Does this make me a better person than anyone else? It
> > > would be a very sad world if it did. Bossting my ego, on
> > > here, to people Ive never met would be futile.
> > >
> > > Still I chuckle to myself when reading the posts, and I
> > > bow respectfully to those masters of the cutting remark
> > > who put down people with less than 3 words, or sometimes
> > > hundreds.
> > >
> > > Am I better than anyone else, nope, Im just me, getting
> > > certified to help me in my career at no ones expense, and
> > > if I can help anyone along the way, then I'm happy.
> > >
> > > To all the people out there working hard at developing
> > > themselves, and to all those who help them, you have my
> > > respect.
> > >
> > > Regards Neil.
> >
> >
>
>
| |
|
|
| =mëanoldman= 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| Oh, c'mon.. Don't BS me.
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"S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
news BPl8.878$DZ4.96409@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> yeah ... ok... my name is Brian... I'm a transvestite... I only come here
> hoping to pick up men for play toys
>
> :P
> (ugh!!)
>
> "=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
message
> news:ea3uo$4zBHA.2508@tkmsftngp03...
> > First.. I would just like to get to know you..
> >
> > --
> > =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> >
> >
> > "S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
> > news:I3Ol8.850$DZ4.92038@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> > > no
> > > "=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
> > message
> > > news:Opjt8N4zBHA.2156@tkmsftngp02...
> > > > I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered
> > > > immediately!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> > > > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> > > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
> > > > > All your base:
> > > > > http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys
> > anyway...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> > > > > > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as
to
> > how
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "you kick my dog"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I
> wonder.
> > > Can
> > > > > > someone clue me in, please?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jtyc wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
| |
| Don Julio 2002-06-22, 6:34 pm |
| *Clenches buttocks*
"S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
newsBPl8.878$DZ4.96409@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> yeah ... ok... my name is Brian... I'm a transvestite... I only come here
> hoping to pick up men for play toys
>
> :P
> (ugh!!)
>
> "=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
message
> news:ea3uo$4zBHA.2508@tkmsftngp03...
> > First.. I would just like to get to know you..
> >
> > --
> > =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> >
> >
> > "S. O'Brien" <rmechk@nospam.ca> wrote in message
> > news:I3Ol8.850$DZ4.92038@news-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> > > no
> > > "=mëanoldman=" <meanoldman@(no spam)irantthereforeiam.com> wrote in
> > message
> > > news:Opjt8N4zBHA.2156@tkmsftngp02...
> > > > I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered
> > > > immediately!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > =mëanoldman= MCNGP®
> > > > http://www.geocities.com/mcngp
> > > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:#Yb97u2zBHA.2816@tkmsftngp05...
> > > > > All your base:
> > > > > http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Kick Dog is a Jerky Boys phone prank. I think it's jerky boys
> > anyway...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "JayDubb" <jay@dubb.nowhere.org> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3C977402.AC4F105A@dubb.nowhere.org...
> > > > > > For months I've been hoping to get a clue or some reference as
to
> > how
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "all your <x> are belong to <y>"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "you kick my dog"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > got started. Sounds like an Asian takeoff, but sometimes I
> wonder.
> > > Can
> > > > > > someone clue me in, please?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jtyc wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All your dog are belong to zebra!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
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