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Really 'hot' New certifications
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| limsam 2002-06-18, 9:39 pm |
| This year, the 'hottest' certifications will be, I guess
(1) McDonald Certified Burgher Frier (MCBF)
(2) Kfc Certified Drumstick Frier (KCDF)
(3) Certifies Burgher King Maker (CBKM)
What do you think? | |
| boomer4d 2002-06-18, 11:29 pm |
| sounds like a job for jackiechan!!!!! | |
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| jackiechan 2002-06-19, 8:45 am |
| If these certs guarantee you a job then go for it because these I.T certs don't guarantee anything. | |
| jombeewoof 2002-06-19, 9:27 am |
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Originally posted by jackiechan
If these certs guarantee you a job then go for it because these I.T certs don't guarantee anything.
jackie,
I'm the last person to get on anyone's case about anything (frankly I just don't care) but dude, if your that disillusioned with the IT industry get out of it, wash cars, paint houses, prostitute yourself to dirty old men, whatever it takes.
Your obviously not happy in IT and never will be.
just my opinion, and I've been trying to get my first IT job for 6 months now and refuse to go back to driving cab, roofing or anything else I used to do. I will find a job in IT or die trying dammit | |
| Gundyman 2002-06-19, 3:53 pm |
| Certification only guarantee that you saving from the bank go DOWN! | |
| limsam 2002-06-19, 6:20 pm |
| Certification only guarantee that you saving from the bank go DOWN!
And SomeVendor will become richer! | |
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| how much do the tests cost
can you recommend any study guides
of course no braindumps
can you use VUE or Prometric
anyone have any exam pointers
does anyone want a burger flippers Question of the Day
Ed
A+ Question of the Day Guy
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| jackiechan 2002-06-19, 9:20 pm |
| jombeewolf, your attitude is good. You must eliminate your competition to survive. You have to be a wolf on the prowl with fangs sticking out. Howl at the full moon if you have to. | |
| limsam 2002-06-19, 10:39 pm |
| how much do the tests cost ?
Just 99 US$ per exam
can you recommend any study guides?
I am writing books for these.
of course no braindumps?
Strictly no brain dumps. But they will allow the brain dumps until their certification become popular.
can you use VUE or Prometric?
Yes.
does anyone want a burger flippers Question of the Day ?
You can start it. | |
| limsam 2002-06-19, 10:53 pm |
| Yesterday, McDonald announed that their MCBF track (version 4) is retired immediately. All the MCBFs(version 4) must pay 500 $ as exam fee to keep their certifications. Exam date and details will be announced later.
As expected, a lot of posts in the forums were angryly blasting MCDonalds for this. | |
| onoski 2002-06-20, 1:01 am |
| No offence, but I really don't see the point of this thread in terms of its usefulness or direction. I regard this thread as a joke.
Moreover, if you guys are that serious about certifications being worthless then why spend your money and time on getting certified. Just my humble opinion again. | |
| limsam 2002-06-20, 2:07 am |
| Yes, we have to lighten-up our minds rather than burdening them. | |
| The VMS Kid 2002-06-20, 5:36 am |
| You can get credit for the MCBF if you already have the vendor-neutral HB+, but of course the HB+ costs twice as much as the others. | |
| cuchullain 2002-06-21, 10:48 am |
| Agreed.
Once upon a time man was known to exhibit humor. As he huddled around his small fires with large things roaring in the night he said things to entertain himself.
It was good.
Now we've progressed to the point of ribald drivallry and finger pointing and I still fall off my bar stool. (Sometimes I hurt myself)
U forgot the 7-11 Slurpee degree, the WalMart greeter Cert, and the telemarketer evangelist. | |
| Gareth Leung 2002-06-21, 12:04 pm |
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Originally posted by jackiechan
If these certs guarantee you a job then go for it because these I.T certs don't guarantee anything.
Does any of the I.T certs said it guarantee you for a job?? I can't see any will. | |
| The VMS Kid 2002-06-21, 12:13 pm |
| You rarely get guarantess of anything in life. Death and taxes maybe. The rest is up to you. | |
| kalejaiye 2002-06-21, 1:08 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by limsam
This year, the 'hottest' certifications will be, I guess
(1) McDonald Certified Burgher Frier (MCBF)
(2) Kfc Certified Drumstick Frier (KCDF)
(3) Certifies Burgher King Maker (CBKM)
What do you think?
If this certification is hot then it must be very dangerous. We need something very cold or warm.
I guess u better give us another offer bcos hot substances are very dangerous to human life | |
| StevoC 2002-06-28, 8:22 am |
| Boy, gone a few days and this is what you miss? I'll go back to watching Nic @ Nite until this one blows over. | |
| anthonie 2002-06-28, 7:26 pm |
| Hahahahahahahahahaaaa.........  | |
| RichardJW 2002-06-30, 6:29 pm |
| I once worked for Wendy's. What about the Wendy's certification? By the way they had these industrial grade barrels in the basement - you know the kind of thing that people store radioactive waste in, but these were full of solidified fat that trickled down from the grille. Don't know what they did with it - maybe they would dump it into the ocean or something. Hell, at least they actually grilled something instead of microwaving it - not pretending that they grill it like Burger King do. McDonalds sucks - don't eat that stuff. I once got really sick of what was going down so I phoned HQ and they sent me a $7.50 voucher. My final word is ... don't eat that stuff !! After all, it might have been me that cooked it for you. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2002-07-23, 8:17 am |
| i remember one time at mc donald's in az, there was a car accident in the drive-thru! apparently somebody just couldn't wait to get their hot apple pie! | |
| MistyRing 2002-07-23, 9:04 am |
| A McD's in Glasgow recently sacked half their staff for swapping their free lunchtime burgers for pizzas from Pizza Hut next door. | |
| jetstreamp 2002-07-23, 5:42 pm |
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| gr33nd4yg1rl 2002-07-26, 2:45 pm |
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A McD's in Glasgow recently sacked half their staff for swapping their free lunchtime burgers for pizzas from Pizza Hut next door.
LoL |
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