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| Trouble Man 2001-05-25, 7:49 pm |
| I was looking on-line for jobs, and this entry was listed as a COMPUTER JOB. Boy look at those tough experience requirements. Wonder where they'll get somebody who has all those tough skills!!
http://my.careerbuilder.com/scripts...8A2B26FF?S2=100 | |
| je.souhaite 2001-05-25, 8:26 pm |
| Have no fear all employers put out what's known as a wish list , and then hope for the closest thing.
Although that's the biggest one that I have seen in a while. | |
| chunder 2001-05-25, 9:59 pm |
| i can do all of that in my sleep...
zzzzzzzz.. <snort>
er, uh, was i dreaming? what'd i say? huh? what are calipers? whoa, what a nightmare.
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| Trouble Man 2001-05-25, 10:16 pm |
| Which one do you think was the toughest? The ability to use a ruler, or the ability to use clocks and timers? Oh, and how about the ability to use a ...gasp...stopwatch?
Out of all of `em, this one's my favorite:
"Ability to deal with standardized situations with only occasional or no variables."
Usually you see "able to handle a wide array of problems under diverse situations, blah, blah, blah," but no-these guys are like asking "Slow morons, please apply." You know what, I think I'm gonna apply anyway. Watch it be a six-figure salary, while some brilliant A+ tech is struggling his XXX off at $10 an hour.
Also, I apologize to any slow morons I may have offended. | |
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| It not that bad!
Don't let the long Paragraph blow you away. | |
| Nicole 2001-05-26, 10:01 am |
| Hmmm... this doesn't look like a computer job, unless it's working on the assembly line at a computer factory. |
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