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Once upon a time there.
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| thecomeons 2002-10-09, 5:14 am |
| the dentist.
"my god it you," said the bat's head. "mr corman, vampire dentist!" | |
| enforcer 2002-10-09, 5:27 am |
| "aha said the narrator of the story, you fell into my trap. Bats are blind and cannot see"
with that the bats head slid over to it's body and joined itself back on, and suddenlt mutated into a human male, wearing a black coat with red lining, whose face was pale and drawn. Unfortunately due to the fact the bat was blind the head was sitting on the body backwards.
count drackula turned his back to the dentist and said "when you've finished with Mary can you have a look at my left fang?" | |
| smokin 2002-10-09, 6:25 am |
| IT hurts alot and | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-09, 8:39 am |
| so does my tooth. | |
| momof3 2002-10-09, 8:50 am |
| everyone on this thread has started smokin somethin.......... | |
| enforcer 2002-10-09, 8:57 am |
| the dentist replied "yes i'll do you next, but hope you're not going to have the kind of indecision that Mary had"
The dentist had finished with Mary, so she got up rinsed her mouth and put on some more lippy. "do you want to borrow some?" she said to count | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-11, 5:00 am |
| the count refused to answer but decided to count the number of lipsticks that mary had. "one," he said. "ha ha ha ha!" the was the sound of thunder in the distance. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-11, 5:28 am |
| funnily enough the first 'lipstick' that the count had decided to count wasn't actually a lipstick, it was marys sos stick, and by picking it up the count had triggered it, and with the flash of lightning that had followed the thunder Joy, mary's twin sister appeared. (Side note, Joy was a very mixed up person, that's why sound in this case travelled faster than light)
"need some help sis?", joy said | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-11, 7:31 am |
| "get that count out of my office!" she shouted at her sister. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-11, 7:42 am |
| with that joy grabbed hold of the dentist and threw him out the door.
"No No No", said mary "I said get the count out of my office not the. . . never mind, get me out of this chair" | |
| smokin 2002-10-12, 8:58 am |
| Just then the chair startted to... | |
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| CoffeeFreak 2002-10-12, 12:57 pm |
| and stand up by itself because the chair was actually a Alien in hideing, and couldn't breath with someone sitting on him.. | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-12, 11:59 pm |
| "i'm a alien," said the alien. | |
| smokin 2002-10-13, 8:27 am |
| but no one could under stand the alien because the alien spoke in a | |
| enforcer 2002-10-14, 4:19 am |
| strange accent, thought to originate from Newcastle, England.
sounded very much like an ex-england footballer known as gazza
'the fog on the tyne is mine all mine' could be heard coming from the tannoy speakers in the dentist waiting room | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-14, 4:31 am |
| joy had been a fight double in the film the three musketeers and took out her sword and cut off the alien's tentacles. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-14, 4:45 am |
| the alien started crying | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-14, 5:09 am |
| "i don't believe it," cried the alien. "i got a sick wife and ten thousand spawn to look after. it's getting hard enough these days what with most lifeforms in the universe discovering space travel and stuff. never mind the fact that most of them are so violent. i was only looking something to eat." | |
| enforcer 2002-10-14, 5:17 am |
| "ear, eat this pot noodle if you're hungry then" said the dentist, as he through the alien a thai chicken curry noodle. | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-14, 5:22 am |
| the alien ate a few fork-fulls of pot noodle and spat them out and writhed on the floor, "oh no: this product must contain mutton," it gurgled, "the humans have atlast found our greatest weakness."
the alien melted before their very eyes. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-14, 5:52 am |
| Mary, Joy, The Count and the dentist looked at the melting body of the alien, Mary said "ooo, that makes me hungry, anyone fancy a pizza?"
"I'm with you" said Joy
"I'll come" said the count "but only if i can hame blood oranges as one of my toppings"
"lets go then " said the dentist
and off the four went to the nearest pizza hut | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-14, 6:51 am |
| but none of them had any money (unless you take into consideration the count's transalvanian dollars), so | |
| enforcer 2002-10-14, 10:49 am |
| when they noticed a sheep in the field they were passing The Count said, how about some lamb for dinner? | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-15, 3:17 am |
| some of them was really tarty-looking: short skirts and too much make up and jewellery. "no thanks," said mary. "some of them look like mutton dressed as lamb. i'd much rather have processed beef from my uncle ronald the clown anyways." | |
| enforcer 2002-10-15, 4:38 am |
| "Ok Mac's it is then, lets go thru the drive thru, then we might get away without paying" said Joy
"but we don't have a car", said the dentist | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-15, 4:41 am |
| "no problemo, countie-babe," said joy as she hitched up he skirt, stuck her leg into the road and dragged out the driver of the car that stopped, impaled him with her sword (just enough to make him bleed a little, not kill him) and dragged her sister and the count into the parked beamer.
"right," she continued. "how can drive?" | |
| enforcer 2002-10-15, 4:51 am |
| the count said "I normally fly everywhere, so have never learnt to drive"
Mary said "I'm still learning, still trying to pass my theory test, someone gave me a braindump book the other day."
joy said "that's the official dvla book you blonde"
outside the dentist was knocking on the window
Mary opened the window and shouted "YES!"
"do you want someone to drive?" said the dentist | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-17, 3:52 am |
| "i used to be a driving instructor when i lived in the transvaal," he added. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-17, 4:23 am |
| "why is it all dentists seem to be from south africa" said mary
"well" said joy "maybe it has something to do with all that gold from the mines, makes it easier to use for gold fillings"
"get in the car and drive" said the count "these girls jokes are getting worse and if i don't get something to eat soon, they may well be on the menu"
the dentist got in the driving seat | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-17, 4:49 am |
| and, oh, how everyone laughed when he sat on the whoopie cushion!
the gang was all together, and they were going to mcdonalds to get something to eat! | |
| enforcer 2002-10-17, 5:27 am |
| as they were driving along, a strange thing happened, there was a flash and suddenly they weren't in a car, they were in what look like a storage hold on a ship, they were sitting on boxes, and 'the dentist' was holding a large dinner plate as if it was a steering wheel. | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-17, 5:30 am |
| "hello!" shouted golly. "you are not really in a car going to mcdonalds, but are under the effects of a squid."
there was no response. they were sitting in their pretend car salivating like pavlov's dog. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-17, 6:05 am |
| they could see the Mcdonalds in the distance, but no matter how far or fast they travelled, it still seemed to be the same distance away, and why was someone in the car behind shooting at them? | |
| bearing 2002-10-17, 10:18 am |
| ...as they looked through the windscreen, the dentist said that he could see rows upon rows of seated people eating popcorn, he could hear rustling sweet wrappers, yes they were appearing in a Movie. Mary decided to get out of the car and... | |
| enforcer 2002-10-17, 10:27 am |
| opened the door, put one foot out and stopped, stopped because there was no ground
"there's no ground" she said
"that's alright" said joy "use instant" | |
| bearing 2002-10-17, 10:30 am |
| ...instant tarmac(It does exactly what it says on the tin)it was devised by Isaac Walton while on a fishing trip in... | |
| enforcer 2002-10-17, 10:38 am |
| a bright pink and yellow pinafore dress | |
| jonhiker 2002-10-17, 6:11 pm |
| that was his lucky fishing outfit. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-18, 3:44 am |
| he had caught many a thing in that dress, none of them remotely smelt of fish though. | |
| denis_baribeau 2002-10-18, 6:23 am |
| And suddently a voice that sounded like HAL annoncing to all "Please return to your original upright position" | |
| enforcer 2002-10-18, 6:38 am |
| then golly shouted to HAL "Oi, HAL , leave it. I'm the ship's computer here, you go back to your sapce odessey or wherever you came from"
golly then turned his attention back to the four people who were his repsonsibilty, "Oi wake up, it's only a dream caused by the depressed squid outside" | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-18, 6:43 am |
| golly lost the rag, "WAKE UP YOU FRICKING IDIOTS!!!"
which reminded him of the time he had attempted to go fishing. it wasn't easy getting all the skutters to build him a fishing machine, nevertheless having to look after the ship's cat at the same time!
what was it he had said to the fish when they wouldn't bite? ah, yes, he remembered, "WAKE UP YOU FRICKING IDIOTS!!!"
and he hated squids. | |
| UNCTarheel17 2002-10-18, 10:15 am |
| A fish had once eaten his big toe. It was a famous fish named hipopononamous. He took up a job watching cats after that. He knew that fish were afraid of cats. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-18, 10:30 am |
| which is probably the reason for him getting through to the one, which if cat's had envolved over hundreds of years and had taken on a human shape, had an uncannily resemblance to a cat. The Count suddenly came back to the here and now, and after looking around and seeing no car, shook the others back to life, back to reality.
"What's that music playing in the back ground" said Mary
"sounds like soul 2 soul to me" said joy | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-18, 3:27 pm |
| realising he was actually a cat, the dentist | |
| jonhiker 2002-10-18, 3:43 pm |
| went crazy over the catnip mouse found sitting in the corner. | |
| smokin 2002-10-20, 8:07 am |
| but that was not just any old catnip mouse found sitting in the corner.it was ... | |
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| .... the cat that crept into the crypt,crapped then crept out again..... | |
| enforcer 2002-10-21, 3:43 am |
| at this point the count decided enough was enough and shouted at the dentist
"you mechanical moron, you are not a cat. i repeat you are not a cat. I am a cat, do you have fangs for teeth? no. I do. you are a mechanoid, a service robot who desire's to be human. I repaet you are not a cat"
the dentist replied "so you think i'm not a cat?"
"correct" shouted the other three as one | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-21, 4:37 am |
| "so why do i feel like sleeping infront of the fireplace?" | |
| enforcer 2002-10-21, 6:05 am |
| "because your first job when you came out of the factory was at a transport museum. You were the stoker on a working model of an old steam locomotive." said Joy getting involved in the arguement | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-21, 6:50 am |
| "and your name is kretin," added mary | |
| enforcer 2002-10-21, 7:20 am |
| "so what are you called", the dentist/cretin said looking at Mary and Joy
the transparent one with a Big 'H' on their forhead said "I'm Rimmel and she's Lissie she said pointing at Mary" | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-21, 8:18 am |
| lissie scratched her dreadlocks, fixed her crotch and said, "were can you get a drink around here?" | |
| enforcer 2002-10-21, 11:10 am |
| golly said "there's a vending machine over there, but becareful, the only thing it provides is urine recyc" | |
| thecomeons 2002-10-21, 4:19 pm |
| "could be worse," said mary. "could be dog's milk." | |
| enforcer 2002-10-22, 4:27 am |
| the count shuddered at the thought, and walked across to the mirror, knocking mary, who was putting on some lippy, out of the way, to check that he was still looking cool.
"what was all that about" said joy
golly said "you weve under the influence of a giant squid who had sprayed a hallucingenic ink over you which caused you to drem. It's alright now i've managed to wound it and it's run off"
"so it's a sick squid now" said joy
"who owes you six pounds?" said the dentist | |
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| enforcer 2002-10-25, 10:53 am |
| the count/cat shouted "FOR THE LAST TIME, NOBODY IS GONNA STICK ANYTHING IN ME TO CHECK FOR WORMS!" | |
| smokin 2002-11-04, 6:25 am |
| then mary started to wonder.Is this the end or | |
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| ace123 2002-11-04, 8:00 am |
| then mary fell over and died
this time it was not a dream.
the end  | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-11-04, 8:44 am |
| yeah. used to dream about myself dreaming about how much money i could make if.....
anywayz, yes she died this time. she really died. but her story continues.... not in this thread. but at another thread. when enfarcer chose to resurrect her in the 'Once upon another time' thread.
let;s see if we can have a happy ever after ending this time there | |
| ace123 2002-11-04, 8:47 am |
| yea
I think maybe both theads have gone on pass there life time | |
| enforcer 2002-11-04, 1:14 pm |
| said dave who was reading the story, and thought hey this mary girl sounds kinda interesting, maybe i should look her up | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-04, 1:33 pm |
| dave, who was also known as mcsegeek, was well-known for wearing pirate hats. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-05, 3:32 am |
| and looking up girls, shout "Ahhh shiver me timbers" | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-05, 5:48 am |
| it didn't go down well with his fellow gynaecologists. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-05, 5:57 am |
| nor his sisters | |
| smokin 2002-11-05, 6:20 am |
| nor his mother who was | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-05, 6:52 am |
| Ulrika Johnsson | |
| enforcer 2002-11-05, 1:33 pm |
| unfortunately his father is still unknown, going back through the record books turns up many men who could have been the father, including Sven Goran Eriksson, John Leslie, Stan Collymore, Rhino, Hunter, in fact every male person who appeared on Gladiators. In fact the whole male population of the Uk has not been ruled out, except Michael Barrymore as there has been no sign of coke dependancy wiht Dave as of yet.
mean while dave dials the operator and asks for a person to person call with Mary.
the operator replied | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-05, 1:35 pm |
| "hello, domino pizzas!" | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-06, 6:21 am |
| ...me love u lonnnnnnnng time...cheapy cheap, 10 dollah. | |
| smokin 2002-11-06, 6:23 am |
| sorry wrong number so please try | |
| enforcer 2002-11-06, 7:26 am |
| harder | |
| smokin 2002-11-07, 6:21 am |
| then the operator turn around to his boss and | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-07, 6:39 am |
| "these earthlings will never learn." | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-07, 6:48 am |
| ...basic typing skills. Look at some of the spelling. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-07, 12:49 pm |
| eye of newt, wing of bat, lions intestine, what else would you like on your pizza sir? | |
| smokin 2002-11-11, 6:25 am |
| some sea weed
how long will it take | |
| enforcer 2002-11-11, 6:35 am |
| please use the bathroom like everybody else, and it depends on how full it's bladder is.
dave decides this won't do, so he connects to his email client and sends am email to ... | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-11, 6:55 am |
| ronald mcdonald. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-11, 7:33 am |
| unfortunately the last ronald had seen of mary was in a big yellow earth mover, with her twin sister joy and a guy which looked suspiciously like dave, but was going by the name of 'squeak'. | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-25, 10:28 am |
| "what's keeping my pizza, you scum?" | |
| enforcer 2002-11-25, 10:38 am |
| funnily enough, it's a man in uniform with a peaked cap. His correct title is that of 'Pizza keeper to her Royal Highness Magheritta' | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-01-25, 4:33 pm |
| dave was getting extremely frustrated by now and suddenly shouted "What I need is a Holiday, where can I go? | |
| loopbacklady 2003-01-26, 7:58 am |
| "Dublin sounds like a holiday to me", he thought. Of course he was thinking through a gin-filled haze at the time.
Maybe he should have thought it over in more of a sober moment, for he ran into the 4 most unsavory fellows in the first pub he entered. Unsavory and dressed as ugly women. | |
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| enforcer 2003-02-03, 1:48 pm |
| it was some kind of stag party, and they all seemed to be drinking black liquid | |
| smokin 2003-03-27, 1:06 pm |
| It was a drink that would | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-27, 4:40 pm |
| require milk and two lumps of | |
| enforcer 2003-03-28, 3:41 am |
| brown sugar, before it would be drinkable. | |
| ace123 2003-03-28, 12:29 pm |
| But they drank it anyway | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-28, 4:01 pm |
| coz they wiz really hard men. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-29, 5:02 pm |
| ever since angelina jolie had walked by in just a bikini . . | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-04-21, 12:51 pm |
| bottom | |
| everetjo 2003-04-21, 1:55 pm |
| her neck hair was in tight braids, which drew attention away from her.. | |
| bearing 2003-04-21, 3:53 pm |
| ...gorgeous looking LandRover, which the stuck up English XXXXX had decided to ditch for a Jeep of all things in the next Tomb Raider movie, well I sincerely hope she gets cross axled...
<<Ok so it don't fit with the story, but you know me and Landys. >> | |
| enforcer 2003-04-22, 3:32 am |
| tyres, oops that was supposed to be cross ply tyres, as the radials won't work for the puprpose she has, which is . . . | |
| ace123 2003-04-23, 3:50 pm |
| to drive... | |
| anchor40 2003-04-23, 4:20 pm |
| all men crazy... | |
| thecomeons 2003-04-24, 1:25 pm |
| and leave them enough change for a poke of chips from ramsdens afterwards. | |
| everetjo 2003-04-24, 1:42 pm |
| even though our angelina knows that fish and chips are only for snarly toothed cavemen and royston valley locals, she nevertheless has seen... | |
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| DaPunisher 2003-04-25, 8:19 am |
| five bald, naked elderly men carring a dead aligator! | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-25, 11:27 am |
| which they found in one of the server rooms... | |
| DaPunisher 2003-04-25, 2:01 pm |
| which had died of food poisoning after chewing on a DBA ... | |
| everetjo 2003-04-25, 2:17 pm |
| that was accused of suckling the oozing sores on herpes ridden cadavers, and wearing sweatpants with no underwear to the nudity bar. | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-25, 3:14 pm |
| where our DBA picked up quite a few worms...which made there way into some of the systems...before the gator got to him... | |
| luisjo 2003-04-25, 11:54 pm |
| The gator is searching for more food. Hi thinks where do i go now, well i think the development dept. is a good choice, those guys dont work out to much, theyll be chuby and fatty, a little salt and thats a nice meal for me. | |
| thecomeons 2003-04-26, 3:32 pm |
| in mary walks with her trusty sawn-off, takes the cigar out of her mouth and throws in on the floor.
she makes sure the barrels are loaded and points the gun at the gator. | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-26, 3:50 pm |
| isn't the gator dead? several posts ago..? | |
| thecomeons 2003-04-26, 5:25 pm |
| i guess it wasn't dead, but merely feeling under-the-weather. | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-26, 5:37 pm |
| quote:
i guess it wasn't dead, but merely feeling under-the-weather.
Detective Colombo said as he entered the room... | |
| enforcer 2003-04-27, 7:29 am |
| Mary was looking at the still gator on the floor and was thinking, Shoes, handbags, hmmm what else couls i make from this when . . ..
Bling, bling, bling.. . . the sound of her alarm clock, she woke up with a start looked around, no shoes, no handbags, and worse no lippy. The date on the calander had a ring around it, now what did that mean, oh yes it was exam day, now where was her last minute braindump crams? | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-04-27, 9:27 am |
| "I'm not sure ", the man lying next to her replied
Mary turned round with a start, she didn't remeber going to bed with anyone recently, and this man was certainly not her type. He was only wearing one item of clothing, a rather old and shabby looking raincoat. | |
| thecomeons 2003-04-27, 10:49 am |
| "good god," he said with a start, "i went to bed with the wrong dog!" | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-04-27, 11:26 am |
| gimme my shoes, handbag and lippy... you...you...you..wrong dog!! she screemed.
"Cool down" said the wrong dog. "You left your shoes and handbag at that pub around the corner last night. and... and... i drove you to my house to give u shelter from.... | |
| enforcer 2003-04-27, 1:54 pm |
| the torrents of abuse you were receiving from all those users at work. You know, the ones which lost all their work because . . | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-27, 7:39 pm |
| the stupid pointy haired boss deleted all the files off the server, lost the back tapes, and shredded all hard copies... | |
| thecomeons 2003-04-27, 7:49 pm |
| just coz he didn't get laid. | |
| rp814u2 2003-04-27, 7:55 pm |
| Does that mean that I too have no chance in getting laid ? | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-27, 9:25 pm |
| The pointy haried boss inquired to Detective Colombo. | |
| enforcer 2003-04-28, 5:08 am |
| Mary took a closer look, two men in her bed, now that was a first! Not!
She now decided she should remove herself from the equation and made her way to the bathroom | |
| thecomeons 2003-04-28, 6:05 am |
| "hello," said the man shaving at the washbasin.
"hello," said the man having a dump.
"hello," said the man from the shower. | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-28, 8:46 am |
| She ran out screaming at the top of her lungs. | |
| bearing 2003-04-28, 8:56 am |
| ...which had somehow managed to seperate themselves from the bottom of her lungs and had bolted out of the door, "Quick somebody get after them, I... | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-28, 9:00 am |
| She woke up in a sweat... and realized she still had to get those servers back up and running some how... | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-04-28, 10:32 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by prezbedard
She woke up in a sweat... and realized she still had to get those servers back up and running some how...
for the year 2004 presidential election. | |
| DaPunisher 2003-04-28, 3:10 pm |
| Al Gore was to be president! The Trilats demanded it! To their dismay, Mary was a republican. How could she rig the election? "I Know!" mary uttered.... | |
| prezbedard 2003-04-28, 6:29 pm |
| I will release the grandest computer worm ever... | |
| DaPunisher 2003-04-29, 7:59 am |
| "The G.O.R.E. Virus!"...... | |
| ace123 2003-05-01, 1:45 pm |
| but she wonder if | |
| enforcer 2003-05-01, 2:16 pm |
| the Bill Clinton worm would be better to inflict on the unsuspecting public? | |
| prezbedard 2003-05-01, 8:02 pm |
| She decided to go with the Bill Clinton worm since everybody seemed to think it was harmless. | |
| smokin 2003-05-06, 11:50 am |
| so she sat back in her chair and took a big drink of | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-05-06, 12:20 pm |
| santvakeyd. She felt all the information she needed pour into her brain as the santvakeyd poured down her drain. She drank half of the santvakeyd, when suddenly... | |
| enforcer 2003-05-06, 12:35 pm |
| she remembered, she hadn't put any lippy on for at least three minutes and 25 posts | |
| ace123 2003-05-06, 12:37 pm |
| WOW
she then went to | |
| everetjo 2003-05-06, 12:39 pm |
| her bladder was churning and bubbling its murky grog, begging Mary to relieve herself.
she started tounging a canker sore on the roof of her mouth, hoping that the fresh streams of blood would quell her urges. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-05-06, 12:43 pm |
| the corner of her brain where the header info about her lippy was stored. She suddenly realised that the santvakeyd had done her some damage, becuase she browsed through the b-tree index and into nodes just to be reference to other b-tree indexes and other nodes. For two minutes, she cycled through 2 Quadtra bytes of data, but to no avail.
Damn!, she said when she remebered that she didn't even take a backup of the previous index structure. Damn! she said, when suddenly the phone rang...
Hello... | |
| ace123 2003-05-06, 1:51 pm |
| it was Bill and he was | |
| enforcer 2003-05-06, 3:23 pm |
| wondering if she could come over and do that trick with the cigar again | |
| jonhiker 2003-05-06, 4:21 pm |
| No, she replied, I told you, not anymore since you aren't the president.
Instead, she decided to... | |
| prezbedard 2003-05-06, 5:26 pm |
| call her secret agent man planted deep into the microsoft organization to see if he had enough evidence yet that it was of made people... | |
| thecomeons 2003-05-07, 3:41 am |
| with purple heads | |
| enforcer 2003-05-07, 4:13 am |
| shaped like a bishops mitre | |
| MistyRing 2003-05-08, 7:14 am |
| Thrash the bishop she exclaimed! | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-05-14, 7:07 am |
| 'Hello Mary' said Thrash | |
| enforcer 2003-09-12, 1:12 pm |
| "Is that a guitar in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" replied Mary | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-12, 5:40 pm |
| "Why don't you inspect it for yourself.", replied Thrash. | |
| loopbacklady 2003-09-12, 8:24 pm |
| "Oh, go whack your own whammy bar!"
shouted Mary. "I'm in too much of a hurry to diddle around with the likes of you."
(Miss me?) | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-12, 9:05 pm |
| Hey loopbacklady, hows life been treating you? | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-09-13, 9:51 am |
| "what are you in such a hurry for?" said thrash | |
| enforcer 2003-09-15, 5:40 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by loopbacklady
(Miss me?)
<yes, where you been hiding?> | |
| loopbacklady 2003-09-15, 8:26 pm |
| "I've been hiding behind my cloak of responsibility", she replied.
"It's not near as much fun as hiding behind a microphone at Jake's Karaoke Bar on a Thursday night", Thrash responded passionately.... | |
| enforcer 2004-04-10, 8:22 am |
| bling, bling plop, bling bling plop, bling bling plop
Mary's alarm was about to fail, just like Mary if she did not hurry up and get ready and get to the test centre.
yes it had all been a dream again, and she was getting very late for her test.
Mary | |
| everetjo 2004-04-10, 9:05 am |
| With no time to shave her palms, she picked an infected sore on her leg, hoping that the yellow-green ooze would... | |
| everetjo 2004-04-11, 3:15 pm |
| cover her hirsute hands and imbue the confidence necessary to.. | |
| enforcer 2004-06-29, 6:59 pm |
| lubricate the brain cell circulating in her head. Hoping it could put enough effort together to remember all the answers to the braindump questions she had been reading. | |
| prezbedard 2004-06-29, 7:58 pm |
| it popped in her head why do people bring dead threads back to life? Must have nothing much to do she thought.  | |
| ace123 2006-06-27, 12:26 am |
| two years have gone by and the it happen  | |
| enforcer 2006-08-08, 4:58 pm |
| Mary had become an IT girl rather than an I.T. girl, she now hung around Lady Victoria Hervey and Lady Isabella Hervey | |
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| Trying to share Nathan, who was about to.. | |
| ace123 2006-08-11, 2:59 am |
| eat a | |
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| enforcer 2006-08-11, 10:07 am |
| ...y bum, that belonged to Jenifer Lopez | |
| tom45 2006-08-11, 11:59 am |
| yummy bummy | |
| ace123 2006-08-21, 3:22 am |
| but inside the peach she saw a brain | |
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| instead of a pit, but not brad pitt | |
| enforcer 2006-08-24, 7:02 am |
| more like a cess pit | |
| prezbedard 2006-08-24, 11:46 am |
| of drunken fans | |
| ace123 2006-09-07, 4:00 am |
| o but what else could | |
| prezbedard 2006-09-07, 6:05 am |
| unless they were footie fans... | |
| tom45 2006-11-11, 11:39 pm |
| or even Hootie fans | |
| enforcer 2006-11-12, 12:26 pm |
| Unfortunately it was the cootie dangling from their nose which attracted Mary | |
| iggy4270 2006-11-21, 11:36 pm |
| Mary was never one who could turn down a nose dangling cootie.... | |
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| or a grab on her bootie
Happy New Year to all | |
| ace123 2007-03-12, 12:10 am |
| lol
so she | |
| enforcer 2007-03-12, 6:00 am |
| made here whey over there. Why she made it there and not over here no one will know.
"Hello, my name is noone", said a small bearded gentleman, "she made it over there because that is where whey is made. Whereas here is where they make kurds" | |
| Forsaken 2007-03-14, 10:04 am |
| "And we all know the Kurds are our friends in the middle east" said the invisible man in the corner... | |
| ace123 2007-03-15, 3:10 am |
| but he was the only one that could not see him self. so the invisible man went on | |
| jkhnwspec 2008-03-16, 5:49 pm |
| and poured the kurds on his head and now everyone could see him, but that didn't last very long... as the Sun set in the West. | |
| enforcer 2008-03-16, 6:16 pm |
| the jelly was still not setting even though it was in the fridge.
Then someone, we won't say who, noticed that the fridge was not plugged in. | |
| prezbedard 2008-03-16, 6:38 pm |
| someone came along, and thought green jello for St. Patrick's day!! They took a bite and then didn't feel so good.... | |
| ace123 2008-11-06, 8:53 pm |
| Then it all happen at once | |
| enforcer 2008-11-06, 9:19 pm |
| Bring bring bring went
The bring and buy sale woman, "bring me all your old tat so I can sell it in my charity shop" |
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