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| fuzioneer 2005-07-31, 3:02 am |
| Just seen this salary survey at http://www.trandumper.com/it-salary-surveys.html
Not much data in there atm but enough people enter their salary should be a good resource 
My Country has hardly any data in at present though  | |
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| Salary surveys are like braindumps: full of errors and mostly useless  | |
| MCSEtroll 2005-07-31, 7:13 am |
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Originally posted by freak
Salary surveys are like braindumps: full of errors and mostly useless
That's what we say about MCSEs. | |
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Originally posted by MCSEtroll
That's what we say about MCSEs.
That's because you always wanted to be one but never could... that's OK, we understand that you suffer from a feeling of helplessness and inferiority while in the presence of those who can accomplish what you can't. We still despise you and laugh at you, mind you, but we understand. | |
| MCSEtroll 2005-07-31, 9:45 am |
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Originally posted by freak
That's because you always wanted to be one but never could... that's OK, we understand that you suffer from a feeling of helplessness and inferiority while in the presence of those who can accomplish what you can't. We still despise you and laugh at you, mind you, but we understand.
That hurt my feelings. | |
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| Sexy Lexy 2005-08-01, 11:19 am |
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Originally posted by darthfeces
I've found http://www.salary.com to be pretty close. 
Yawn . . .
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| enforcer 2005-08-01, 2:18 pm |
| Is it bedtime already? | |
| Sexy Lexy 2005-08-01, 2:49 pm |
| Since when did you start propositioning men? Is Darthfeces rubbing off on you????
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| enforcer 2005-08-01, 3:10 pm |
| I was asking you actually | |
| Sexy Lexy 2005-08-01, 3:18 pm |
| You say the sweetest things.
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| WPFossil 2005-08-07, 7:21 pm |
| Salary has nothing to do with skill. I haven't posted here since 2004, but I wanted to chime in. I work at a place where people run overpriced programs to check on the network. They don't even know how to ping a server to see if it is up or down. The network program knows all.
I could care less if these people earn more than me. But if anyone thinks that salary has anything to do with competence... well they are out of their f****g minds.
Honestly people, get real. It's not what you know it's who you know.
I make a good living. If I was related to the boss or if I kissed his arse... well you know what I mean.
Wake up and smell the coffee
Or snort the yuppie designer blends and smile while they give it to you up your (edited)
By the way, make sure you carry a cell phone at all times so they can wake you up and remind you that you are a peon
(rant over)
For those of you that have kids, here's a little friendly advice from the Nemo movie...
Just keep pinging, just keep pinging, just keep pinging...
If you run Unix or Linux, just watch
If you run Windows, add the switch -t and do the same
And don't tell me the friggin' server is up when I can't even f****ing ping it!!!!
(second rant over)
Stupid f***ng maggots!!!!!
(history channel mail call rant over)
OK. Back to your fantasy world. | |
| darthfeces 2005-08-07, 9:17 pm |
| wow .... nice
welcome back.
one of my favorites.
them
please open www to my new webserver.
right now because i need it now ...
me : did you follow normal procedure ?
them : no
just open hole now because i am important
me_too_boss : please deal with moron
couple minutes .. hole approved.
me to random server admin "A"
hole opened ... have fun
random server admin "A": you didn't do it right i can't get to webserver.
me: did you ask for dns ?
them : no ... i thought your mystical jedi mind stuff would kick in and you would just do it
... ok ...done
random server admin "A": still can't get to webserver
me: nmap random server admin "A".com
response: no_port_80
me_to_random server admin "A": how about starting your webserver ? it runs much better that way ?
server started.
viola !!! sucess !!! another important host added to internet. | |
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| dear darthf*/
viola means "raped". voila means "here you go". Just figured you'd want to know  | |
| enforcer 2005-08-11, 8:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
dear darthf*/
viola means "raped". voila means "here you go". Just figured you'd want to know
brings a whole new meaning to the end of that post | |
| freak 2005-08-11, 11:40 am |
| It sure does | |
| darthfeces 2005-08-12, 9:11 am |
| damm typing skills .... so ... we either added something **OR** raped the internet.
another russian malware server !!!! | |
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| That must have been it | |
| WPFossil 2005-08-13, 4:42 pm |
| Huh? As you were, maggots.
Man. I gotta stop watching Mail Call. |
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