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| enforcer 2002-09-17, 5:25 am |
| Wrong thread dammit, can't you read, you're in the wrong thread.
now go away and leave me in peace. | |
| bearing 2002-09-17, 6:03 am |
| No I think you'll find that YOU'RE in the wrong thread. This is my thread now, I have spoken to my solicitor and he says I have a good case for taking it over as you have not used it for over 30 minutes. So I am taking it over forthwith....
Now go away and leave me alone..... | |
| enforcer 2002-09-17, 6:28 am |
| possesion is 9/10th of the law, and i think you'll find i am in possesion, therefore it is my thread.
Now go and find your own thread to play with | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-17, 6:30 am |
| 9/10 of the law? well, now that i have made a post in it you only have 5/10 of it! | |
| bearing 2002-09-17, 6:32 am |
| My surname is Law, so I am 10/10 of the law so you lot hoppit!!!
I am the Law, and the Law won....  | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-17, 6:33 am |
| but judge dredd is the law. | |
| Tech Ranger 2002-09-17, 6:39 am |
| Excuse me, gentlemen. Time is up. I have given you plenty of time to enjoy yourselves. No kindly exit from my thread and return no more. | |
| bearing 2002-09-17, 6:42 am |
| Oh and who died and made you keeper of the thread then...... | |
| enforcer 2002-09-17, 7:02 am |
| I am the ENFORCER and I will enforce my right to have possesion of this thread. Now pack your bags and stop squatting. | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-17, 7:05 am |
| i am thecomeons and i will... | |
| enforcer 2002-09-17, 7:11 am |
| not all over my thread you won't. You W%&k£r | |
| bearing 2002-09-17, 8:03 am |
| If he wants to do it all over MY thread then he can, as long as he promises to clean up after him... | |
| enforcer 2002-09-17, 8:20 am |
| is that what monica said to bill? | |
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| Listen, I have the needle, please exit I need to use this thread. | |
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| bearing 2002-09-17, 8:44 am |
| I saw Showaddywaddy in concert when I was a kid..
I don't want this thread now anyway, I've found a better one... | |
| enforcer 2002-09-17, 8:44 am |
| 'king hooligans, get everywhere.
what you need is
A Little Bit Of Soap | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-17, 8:46 am |
| under the moon of love | |
| enforcer 2002-09-17, 8:51 am |
| when? | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-17, 9:06 am |
| meet you round yours a 8.30. don't forget the vimto and woodbines. | |
| enforcer 2002-09-18, 9:54 am |
| make it some cubans used by monica L and i might consider it | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-19, 3:18 pm |
| sorry mate, we'll have to make do with straws it nicked out of burger king.
and the curry fell out of the bottom of the bag. if that mongrol from number sixty-three hasn't gotten to it before us - if we leg it - we might be able to lick it off the pavement before it rains. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-20, 4:34 am |
| quote: Originally posted by thecomeons
sorry mate, we'll have to make do with straws it nicked out of burger king.
and the curry fell out of the bottom of the bag. if that mongrol from number sixty-three hasn't gotten to it before us - if we leg it - we might be able to lick it off the pavement before it rains.
naw let Edwina Curry have her curry, she already had a major pickle  | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-20, 11:52 am |
| You children have had WAY too much sugar! | |
| ruscorp 2002-11-20, 11:59 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
You children have had WAY too much sugar!
Nah, enforcer is always like that.  | |
| enforcer 2002-11-21, 3:50 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
You children have had WAY too much sugar!
love you too, honey | |
| ruscorp 2002-11-21, 9:56 am |
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| loopbacklady 2002-11-21, 10:35 am |
| He loves me!
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| ruscorp 2002-11-21, 10:42 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
He loves me!
enforcer is a lonely guy and I don't float that way.  | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-11-21, 10:47 am |
| and he is a Sexist Pig. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-21, 10:49 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
I am WOMAN, hear me rooo oh *&%@, dropped my lipstick.
Do you know Mary by any chance? | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-21, 11:08 am |
| Sure I do. We use the same shade, too. | |
| kate39 2002-11-21, 8:46 pm |
| i don't think i should be here.
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| enforcer 2002-11-22, 3:14 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
Sure I do. We use the same shade, too.
is that your high school picture loopback? | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-22, 4:17 am |
| High school?! Nope, I've been out of school a LONG time. Keep it up, and I'll change it back to the old one. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-22, 4:25 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
High school?! Nope, I've been out of school a LONG time. Keep it up, and I'll change it back to the old one.
I'm having a good close look at your chest, but I can't quite see what it says?  | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-22, 4:34 am |
| That's Eskimo Joes! Have you heard of it? | |
| enforcer 2002-11-22, 4:46 am |
| Nope, should I? | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-22, 4:55 am |
| Eskimo Joes started out as a burger & beer place in the college town of Stillwater,OK. back in 1975. The owner got a friend to design t-shirts and now they're the second best known/selling t-shirts in the world. Hard Rock Cafe is No.1. Now the burger place is still in the original location, right off campus, and they also opened a clothing store, an italian restaurant, a mexican place, and a seafood place.
I know all that cause I'm about an hours' drive from Stillwater, and they make the best margaritas at Mexico Joes. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-22, 5:06 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
I know all that cause I'm about an hours' drive from Stillwater
But is it? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2002-11-22, 5:10 am |
| quote: I know all that cause I'm about an hours' drive from Stillwater
But is it?
Nope, I thought it was stillwater but infact its now Lemonade. | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-22, 5:19 am |
| You know, Oklahoma, home of the five civilized tribes? Most of our towns have Indian/Native American sounding names, cause they're the ones who named them.
Skiatook, Pawhuska, Watonga, Talequa, Weleeka, Ponca, and Stillwater, to name a few. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-22, 5:22 am |
| quote: Originally posted by loopbacklady
You know, Oklahoma, home of the five civilized tribes? Most of our towns have Indian/Native American sounding names, cause they're the ones who named them.
Skiatook, Pawhuska, Watonga, Talequa, Weleeka, Ponca, and Stillwater, to name a few.
so why is stillwater the only one we can understand? | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-22, 5:25 am |
| hhhmmmm...good question. maybe an Englishman in the woodpile??? | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-22, 7:06 am |
| I like the sound of Watonga, or Talequa maybe (cos it sounds like Tequila). Nothing beats Aussie names though. I stayed for a while in a place called Wollongong when I was there. But Wagga Wagga was my favourite. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2002-11-22, 7:08 am |
| quote: Nothing beats Aussie names though. I stayed for a while in a place called Wollongong when I was there. But Wagga Wagga was my favourite.
Was that near Winkie wankie? or am I thinking of and old Dereck and Clive routine? | |
| enforcer 2002-11-22, 7:13 am |
| quote: Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Was that near Winkie wankie? or am I thinking of and old Dereck and Clive routine?
I think you've got teletubbies on your mind
Tinkie Winkie
Laa Laa
Po
Dipsy
or as I call them
Gaa Gaa
Tipsy
Pooh
Itsy Pinkie | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-22, 7:27 am |
| you have pet names for the teletubbies....?? | |
| ruscorp 2002-11-22, 10:40 am |
| quote: Originally posted by MistyRing
you have pet names for the teletubbies....??
enforcer has a lot of time on his hands.  | |
| enforcer 2002-11-25, 6:45 am |
| yes, I must stop wearing all these watches  | |
| ruscorp 2002-11-25, 10:47 am |
| quote: Originally posted by enforcer
yes, I must stop wearing all these watches
...and give Pete his bike back!  | |
| enforcer 2002-11-25, 10:58 am |
| but she soooooo good, except when she's so baaaaaaaad  | |
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| loopbacklady 2002-11-25, 5:00 pm |
| To quote Mae West,"When I'm good, I'm very good...and when I'm bad, I'm better."  | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-25, 5:35 pm |
| i think i need a shower | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2002-11-25, 5:51 pm |
| quote: Originally posted by thecomeons
i think i need a shower
lol | |
| ruscorp 2002-11-25, 6:09 pm |
| Men talking to women = Sexual Harassment. Women talking to men = $3.95/min | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 4:17 am |
| quote: Originally posted by ruscorp
Men talking to women = Sexual Harassment. Women talking to men = $3.95/min
so that's what you've been upto, post girlfriend  | |
| bearing 2002-11-26, 4:39 am |
| quote: Originally posted by enforcer
so that's what you've been upto, post girlfriend
He said Talking not Porking, enforcer..... | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-26, 4:54 am |
| loopback: i think we'd pay $5 a minute to hear you talking like this on the phone  | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 4:55 am |
| quote: Originally posted by bearing
He said Talking not Porking, enforcer.....
yes but as he's just lost his girlfriend, i think talkings the best he's gonna get  | |
| loopbacklady 2002-11-26, 6:55 am |
| you're naughty, naughty boys... | |
| HOOLIGAN 2002-11-26, 8:07 am |
| I think loopback would like to administer some discipline. | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-26, 8:13 am |
| or discipline some administrators  | |
| ruscorp 2002-11-26, 10:00 am |
| quote: Originally posted by enforcer
so that's what you've been upto, post girlfriend
Well, when your back to watching hardcore porn (as opposed to doing) you tend to see the ads.  | |
| enforcer 2003-09-28, 6:30 pm |
| Damn this was a good thread, shame it fizzled out. There are so many new users who won't of read it. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 6:44 pm |
| Where did that last comment from me come from? | |
| enforcer 2003-09-28, 6:50 pm |
| quote: Originally posted by ruscorp
Where did that last comment from me come from?
Must have been in one of your meloncolly moods.
That's a sick perversion you have a fruit , a dog and you :urgh: | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 6:54 pm |
| quote: Originally posted by enforcer
Must have been in one of your meloncolly moods.
That's a sick perversion you have a fruit , a dog and you :urgh:
Michael Bolton meloncolly? | |
| darthfeces 2003-10-14, 1:47 pm |
| i've fallen .... and i can't get up ! | |
| enforcer 2003-10-14, 1:59 pm |
| said mary, after one too many vimtos | |
| enforcer 2003-11-16, 6:44 pm |
| thought not | |
| jkhnwspec 2003-11-16, 7:39 pm |
| I wasn't referring to this one....  | |
| enforcer 2003-11-17, 5:15 am |
| Ok, but you said 'wrong thread' and this is the wrong thread  | |
| jkhnwspec 2003-11-17, 6:00 am |
| quote: Originally posted by enforcer
Ok, but you said 'wrong thread' and this is the wrong thread
Ok, I understand now.  | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-11-17, 7:53 am |
| So this is not the wrong thread? | |
| darthfeces 2003-11-17, 10:28 am |
| oh ....
can someone direct me to the "right" thread ??? | |
| thecomeons 2004-01-12, 11:26 am |
| this isn't it | |
| enforcer 2004-01-12, 12:43 pm |
| It is if you are looking for the wrong thread | |
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| lseals 2005-02-02, 9:11 am |
| Can't find the right thread. | |
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| vincentnl 2005-02-04, 2:31 am |
| quote: Originally posted by lseals
Can't find the right thread.
So what are you doing here?
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| curiousgeorge 2005-02-04, 2:56 am |
| I've successfully found the wrong thread!
::Leaves to ponder the irony:: | |
| enforcer 2005-02-04, 5:53 am |
| Just stop pondering the Irony and get on and do it. You'll need a shirt for work in the morning. | |
| lseals 2005-02-04, 11:00 am |
| quote: Originally posted by vincentnl
So what are you doing here?
Looking for the wrong thread, have you seen it? | |
| evilkid 2005-02-04, 12:07 pm |
| upon reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that your all NUTS. I'm sure I'll fit right in wait. was this the right thread? | |
| lseals 2005-02-04, 12:08 pm |
| No, I believe it's the wrong thread. | |
| evilkid 2005-02-04, 12:11 pm |
| Oh darn, could you direct me to the right thread? | |
| lseals 2005-02-04, 12:17 pm |
| I haven't found it yet, but when I do, I'll let you know. | |
| evilkid 2005-02-04, 12:24 pm |
| What is this thread for anyways? is it the right thread to talk about...................never mind | |
| vincentnl 2005-02-05, 2:36 am |
| quote: Originally posted by evilkid
What is this thread for anyways? is it the right thread to talk about...................never mind
No!!!
Like the original thread at the beginning said - wrong thread.
This thread is for nuts
mmm, I like nuts
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| lseals 2005-02-14, 9:31 am |
| Pecans, cashews, walnuts ? | |
| thecomeons 2005-02-14, 5:55 pm |
| nuts are alright. it's when somebody puts yours in a vice that you start to regret it | |
| lseals 2005-02-15, 8:53 am |
| OUCH!!! | |
| enforcer 2005-02-18, 4:39 pm |
| quote: Originally posted by thecomeons
nuts are alright. it's when somebody puts yours in a vice that you start to regret it
Never ask for advice about your nuts  | |
| evilkid 2005-02-18, 4:58 pm |
| Disturbing. And you people are in IT? J/K. | |
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