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HOOLIGAN

2005-01-26, 3:46 pm

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."











I'll get my coat
curiousgeorge

2005-01-26, 4:47 pm

lmao


there are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary and those who don't

prezbedard

2005-01-27, 1:37 am

you know you're a geek when you laugh at that I just did.
evilkid

2005-01-27, 3:51 pm

OH GOD NO. I"M A GEEK. oh well, it was bound to happen sooner or later *sighs*. well, better go get my 12 inch classes and pocket protector
lseals

2005-01-27, 4:16 pm

enforcer

2005-01-27, 4:36 pm

Whan does Halloween equal Christmas Day










When

oct 31 = dec 25
evilkid

2005-01-27, 5:00 pm

huh????? well, i feel stupid now
prezbedard

2005-01-27, 10:09 pm

quote:
Originally posted by evilkid
OH GOD NO. I"M A GEEK. oh well, it was bound to happen sooner or later *sighs*. well, better go get my 12 inch classes and pocket protector


BE PROUD!!!
prezbedard

2005-01-27, 10:11 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Whan does Halloween equal Christmas Day










When

oct 31 = dec 25



oh crap he is right!!!

and I knew what he ment !!!
evilkid

2005-01-28, 12:56 pm

quote: BE PROUD!!!

ok
HOOLIGAN

2005-01-29, 5:35 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Whan does Halloween equal Christmas Day



When

oct 31 = dec 25



I thought mine was bad,

OK, admit it, who pulled out the Sci calulator to check that one, hmmmmm?
evilkid

2005-01-31, 1:08 pm

Not me. I have a hard time just turning one of those things on. I'll stick with my PC any day
enforcer

2005-01-31, 3:23 pm

quote:
Originally posted by prezbedard
oh crap he is right!!!

and I knew what he ment !!!



Now I think that makes you a geek candidate.
sandy7000

2005-01-31, 3:51 pm

Can you give us less geeky ones a clue?
evilkid

2005-01-31, 4:01 pm

Yes, please do, right now, I'm so lost its not even funny. (this is the part where we all laugh at the expence of the new guy )
lseals

2005-01-31, 5:14 pm

quote:
Originally posted by sandy7000
Can you give us less geeky ones a clue?



http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/vol_4/chpt_1/4.html

HTH

Octal 31 is equal to Decimal 25
evilkid

2005-01-31, 5:16 pm

ah, well, now I feel really stupid for not seeing the bloody obvious. thanks Iseals. much appriciated
sandy7000

2005-01-31, 5:33 pm

No, they'll just have a laugh on the old boot.
evilkid

2005-01-31, 5:48 pm

*sighs* Always the laughing stock.
sandy7000

2005-01-31, 6:44 pm

quote:
*sighs* Always the laughing stock.


No, have a laugh on the old (boot)lady.
evilkid

2005-01-31, 6:49 pm

eh, whats age. its just an insignificant number. unless your age is up there, then thats when I put myself out of my own discomfort of all the health problems that I have brought down on me
prezbedard

2005-01-31, 10:49 pm

quote:
Originally posted by sandy7000
No, they'll just have a laugh on the old boot.


don't mind if I do

muhaaaahaaaa!!!!!!

p.s. you are not old
enforcer

2005-02-01, 7:18 am

quote:
Originally posted by sandy7000
No, they'll just have a laugh on the old boot.




Microsoft MS-DOS version 2.11
Copyright 1981,82,83 Microsoft Corp.
Rev 1.10 10/23/84

A:>


or

Loading CPM..SYS..

CP/M-86 for the IBM PC and IBM PC XT Version 1.1
Copyright (C) 1983, Digital Research

Hardware supported :

Diskette Drive(s) : 2
Parallel Printer(s) : 1
Memory (Kb) : 256


A>
lseals

2005-02-01, 10:07 am

quote:
Originally posted by evilkid
ah, well, now I feel really stupid for not seeing the bloody obvious. thanks Iseals. much appriciated



Not a problem, anytime.
lseals

2005-02-01, 10:12 am

quote:
Originally posted by prezbedard
don't mind if I do

muhaaaahaaaa!!!!!!

p.s. you are not old





sandy7000

2005-02-01, 11:48 am

quote:
Microsoft MS-DOS version 2.11
Copyright 1981,82,83 Microsoft Corp.
Rev 1.10 10/23/84

A:>


or

Loading CPM..SYS..

CP/M-86 for the IBM PC and IBM PC XT Version 1.1
Copyright (C) 1983, Digital Research

Hardware supported :

Diskette Drive(s) : 2
Parallel Printer(s) : 1
Memory (Kb) : 256


A>


Yeah....I wondered if anyone would comment on that. That's why I didn't use the term "old goat"

...and yes, age is relative and in that case, I'm still very young.
evilkid

2005-02-01, 12:02 pm

Don't worry about your age. If you spend your time worrying about, then your life is going to pass you by. And remember, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
enforcer

2005-02-01, 12:03 pm

quote:
Originally posted by sandy7000
Yeah....I wondered if anyone would comment on that. That's why I didn't use the term "old goat"

Never one to disappoint.
quote:
Originally posted by sandy7000
...and yes, age is relative and in that case, I'm still very young.



Confusion says: You are only as old as who you feel.
evilkid

2005-02-01, 1:00 pm

What if I feel real old, but in reality I'm real young?
enforcer

2005-02-01, 2:17 pm

Get a younger girl to feel
lseals

2005-02-01, 2:21 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Get a younger girl to feel


Now that's a plan.
evilkid

2005-02-01, 2:31 pm

I'm single unfortunatly
lseals

2005-02-02, 10:13 am

You can fix that.
evilkid

2005-02-02, 12:15 pm

lol. Not likely. I can't even get girls to go on blind dates with me. I did meet this one girl last night though. Maybe my luck is finally turning for me
lseals

2005-02-02, 12:28 pm

Luck is a good thing, sometimes.
evilkid

2005-02-02, 3:34 pm

sometimes........
thecomeons

2005-02-09, 7:33 pm

arse!
enforcer

2005-02-09, 8:09 pm

nal are crap?
rmarrero

2005-02-10, 11:26 pm

Gee... I'm not a geek! Cant really crack that joke.
prezbedard

2005-02-11, 12:10 am

quote:
Originally posted by rmarrero
Gee... I'm not a geek! Cant really crack that joke.


you have a lot of catching up to do
HOOLIGAN

2005-02-12, 12:06 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
nal are crap?




enforcer

2005-02-12, 12:44 pm

quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN




Had to do something to get your attention
lseals

2005-02-14, 10:27 am

Looks like you got it, his attention that is.
bearing

2005-02-14, 3:13 pm

He does make a valid point though HOOLI old bean..

Mind you he's hardly got anything to crow about as a Cesspool fan.
evilkid

2005-02-14, 5:13 pm

ooo. ouch. gonna take that sitting down?
enforcer

2005-02-18, 5:38 pm

At least we are still in the premiership.

looks like someone is going to be in the first division soon
vincentnl

2005-02-21, 2:35 am

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
At least we are still in the premiership.

looks like someone is going to be in the first division soon


Football.
Not my thing.

Who's got a motor racing joke?
enforcer

2005-02-21, 7:30 am

quote:
Originally posted by vincentnl
Football.
Not my thing.

Who's got a motor racing joke?




David Coulthard is going to win another race.
HOOLIGAN

2005-02-26, 11:49 pm

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
He does make a valid point though HOOLI old bean..

Mind you he's hardly got anything to crow about as a Cesspool fan.



I guess Enforcers still living the glory days of the 70's and 80's, ah bless.

anyways I have a new team now.

http://www.coloradorapids.com

Good to see you about again Rob.
prezbedard

2005-02-27, 1:04 am

MLS sucks!!!
HOOLIGAN

2005-02-27, 7:51 am

quote:
Originally posted by prezbedard
MLS sucks!!!


Ok in comparison to the English Premier League it does , you could say its like watching an English League two game but not as fast. But I am starved of football over here.

And besides, watching Boring football isnt so bad, just ask Enforcer
enforcer

2005-02-27, 12:11 pm

quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
I guess Enforcers still living the glory days of the 70's and 80's, ah bless.

anyways I have a new team now.

http://www.coloradorapids.com

Good to see you about again Rob.




Open tryouts eh?

you putting yourself forward?
HOOLIGAN

2005-02-27, 9:13 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Open tryouts eh?

you putting yourself forward?



Nope, I am totally against their principle of Rotating strikers. I will either be the Star or I just wont play.

their loss.
enforcer

2005-02-28, 8:30 am

I hear that Arsenal have put forward a new resolution to FIFA.

Basically they are requesting that teams should start with only 10-men in future, which will allow more space on the pitch for them to play their flowing football.
evilkid

2005-02-28, 3:49 pm

Isn't FIFA a socer league? If not, my bad. I'm just a little lost. Guess thats what I get for staying out of the game for so long. Between work and school, I have a really cramped schedule. I'll pay someone $50 to do my homework for me
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