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| asadi 2004-08-14, 11:08 am |
| Hello
I need two Sybex used books for the following exams:
70-292:
Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment
70-296:
Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment
Anyone who have these Sybex books and want to give it to someone please PM me as soon as possible.
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| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-14, 2:38 pm |
| I need beer for the following:
Socially accepted ills and false, heightened sense of sexuality and the inability to dance even though it appears that I can.
If anyone has any beer and would like to give it to me, please PM me.
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| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-14, 5:12 pm |
| I can't find a "free beer" link anywhere on that site!
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| enforcer 2004-08-14, 7:43 pm |
| I'm sure if you make a journey to maine and pop in on freak, he let you have some of the beer from his fridge  | |
| yanqui 2004-08-16, 2:31 pm |
| Lex:
I don't drink, but your purpose sounds reasonable. Drop in and I'll find something in the cupboard. (think someone gave me a bottle of Crown several years back--would that do?) | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-16, 3:27 pm |
| Absolutely!
I'll drink to that!
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| lseals 2004-08-16, 6:08 pm |
| Lexy, should have asked for money instead, most everyone will give you a beer. | |
| yanqui 2004-08-17, 9:17 am |
| I didn't offer beer--I offered Crown! But money, no. | |
| lseals 2004-08-17, 9:41 am |
| quote:
I offered Crown
Even better than beer, but not as good money | |
| yanqui 2004-08-17, 10:00 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by lseals
Even better than beer, but not as good money
Especially to someone who doesn't drink! | |
| lseals 2004-08-17, 10:06 am |
| So true | |
| asadi 2004-08-17, 12:15 pm |
| Drink freely as much as you want!!! But not here please!!!
I just need to buy these used books from someone who have these books and don't need them anymore… clear... | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-17, 12:17 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by lseals
Lexy, should have asked for money instead, most everyone will give you a beer.
What if I'd asked for boobies?
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| yanqui 2004-08-17, 12:20 pm |
| Sorry, asadi. Please don't get the impression that we don't take the need seriously; we just don't take ourselves very seriously. Your thread title will keep the subject in our minds, and I'm sure when someone hears of surplus items you need, they'll contact you. This is a great forum, and if anyone has these books, you'll know of it soon, I assure you.
In the meantime, join us for some light conversation. | |
| lseals 2004-08-17, 12:20 pm |
| I can't help you there but I'm sure that someone would fill your cup, I mean need | |
| yanqui 2004-08-17, 12:27 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
What if I'd asked for boobies?
Wrong forum?
Can't help you there. Got some coots, some terns, and a couple of barn owls, but no boobies. | |
| sandy7000 2004-08-18, 4:15 pm |
| I have a pair of hooters... | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 4:41 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by sandy7000
I have a pair of hooters...
What about a redhead with a nice, large pair of jugs? | |
| yanqui 2004-08-18, 4:57 pm |
| Wait a minute--that redhead, except for the hair color, bears a striking resemblence to your old avatar! | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 4:59 pm |
| She looks nothing like George Clooney! | |
| yanqui 2004-08-18, 5:02 pm |
| I don't think much of George Clooney. Actually she looks like a generic blend of him and Rosemary. Or Rosemary's baby. OR Baby Huey. Or...
Too much time on my hands this afternoon. | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 5:04 pm |
| You do indeed, especially when you favour a picture of a slightly rotund lady over George Clooney.
I think a monitor break is in order here. | |
| yanqui 2004-08-18, 5:09 pm |
| I've had more fun troubleshooting on the phone than I've had work to do. That's the trouble with being way overqualified for your job. Well, that's one of the troubles. | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 5:10 pm |
| You want troubleshooting? Install service pack 2 on a few XP machines! That will fill up your day, real quick as well.
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| yanqui 2004-08-18, 5:19 pm |
| No thanks--I've read enough about SP2 to wait for the new-and-improved version. One rumor has it that even Microsoft didn't like it! | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 5:21 pm |
| I'm pretty sure that they will release a service pack that corrects this service pack.
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| yanqui 2004-08-18, 5:24 pm |
| And then you get to enjoy another round of troubleshooting.
Lucky you!
Want some help? | |
| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 5:26 pm |
| I'm currently revising for my next exam, but that you for the offer of help all the same.
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| yanqui 2004-08-18, 5:32 pm |
| given my level of expertise compared to yours, it would merely be a matter of sending me out with a cookbook-type set of instructions to each machine. The education would be on my part, the glory on yours.
Wait a minute, enforcer's going to make something sexual out of that, isn't he? | |
| forbesl 2004-08-18, 5:43 pm |
| Of course he is.
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| Sexy Lexy 2004-08-18, 5:51 pm |
| It was part of his agreement when he signed on as moderator, any opportunity for smut or innuendo should be taken or be stripped.
I'm sure he'll get one in on that comment.
And on that one as well.
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| enforcer 2004-08-20, 8:16 am |
| Too much obvious choice, i'll have to give them a miss. Thanks for all the offers though. |
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