| enforcer 2004-04-08, 4:02 pm |
| Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.
"First body was that of a Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says
the Coroner.
"Second body was a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from
Dublin 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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