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Oh Dear God. I need some help and advice ASAP....
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| ChrisDfer 2004-02-18, 11:41 pm |
| My three year old nephew is choking on a marble what do I do? I can't get through to Dr.Laura or Dr.Drew this the last place I could think of to ask for help.
Oh wait, is dr.Phill listed? | |
| Boulware5 2004-02-19, 12:06 am |
| You are the weirdest member we have.  | |
| Freddy 2004-02-19, 3:14 am |
| I sure hope you weren't real attached to that nephew... | |
| onoski 2004-02-19, 7:48 am |
| I think ChrisDfer is RichardJW in disguise. God help you man. | |
| PoorboyTech 2004-02-19, 10:13 am |
| Grab another marble and try to shoot it at the other one lodged in her throat, hopefully knocking that one into her tummy. | |
| prezbedard 2004-02-19, 11:22 am |
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Originally posted by PoorboyTech
Grab another marble and try to shoot it at the other one lodged in her throat, hopefully knocking that one into her tummy.
Don't you mean his tummy? He did say nephew. | |
| MistyRing 2004-02-19, 11:24 am |
| Grab her by the ankles and swing round 360 degrees several times as fast as you can. The centrifugal force should dislodge it. Watch out non-one is standing in from of him when this happens. | |
| onoski 2004-02-19, 11:56 am |
|  Very funny MistyRing thanks for making me laugh today | |
| PoorboyTech 2004-02-19, 12:31 pm |
| You can also always pretend to choke on a marble too..this'll make him feel like he's not left out. | |
| ChrisDfer 2004-02-19, 1:14 pm |
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Originally posted by onoski
I think ChrisDfer is RichardJW in disguise. God help you man.
Hah, I wish. That guy is a freaking a wonder man/genius/stud/cool dude/God/ruler of the world. I only wish I could be as great as him. Besides my grammer and poor spelling are not up to par  | |
| manchild50 2004-02-19, 1:32 pm |
| I be you could flash your nephew like in your Avatar and that would definately make them cough the marble up. It's not everyday you see man boobs. | |
| jimbo2002 2004-02-19, 3:58 pm |
| Get the marble out as quickly as possible. Then check it to see if its one of those really old ones, if it is then it may be worth quite a bit of money to a collector. | |
| PoorboyTech 2004-02-19, 4:20 pm |
| You could always ask if he's seen your prostethic ball laying around anywhere
he'd gag so bad he'd spit it out in no time at all |
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