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| Forsaken 2003-09-25, 10:30 am |
| Spid is in a bad mood today...lets cheer him up!!!!..post your favorite jokes!!!!!!
I'll update you if they have an effect on him | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-25, 11:28 am |
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| Forsaken 2003-09-25, 11:37 am |
| Aww come on..can you guys do any better than I can?=) I'm terrible with MS paint | |
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| enforcer 2003-09-25, 12:29 pm |
| where's freddy starr when you need him? | |
| enforcer 2003-09-25, 12:30 pm |
| A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location
of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please", the man says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
which is located on the very top shelf.
The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an
excellent view, just as he surmised he would.
Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves
as he is having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own
loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view!
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin
bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is
tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the
bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men
standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd
staring up at her.
Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours
raisin too?"
"No," croaks the old man, "but it's quiverin'." | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-25, 2:24 pm |
| A lady is walking down the street when she passes by a pet store. She sees a large parrot standing on a single pole just singing and enjoying the day. As she passes the bird, the bird stops singing and squaks..
"Hey lady!!"
"Yes?" said the woman?
"You fat and ugly!!!" squaked the bird.
The woman got so upset she walked away...A couple of days later the same woman was walking down the same street when she once again approached the bird. Singing happily, the bird stopped when he saw the woman walking by and said..
"Hey lady!!!"
"Yes?" said the woman reluctantly.
"You fat and ugly!" squaked the bird.
This time the woman became so furiou she marched inside the pet store to complain. The store owner apologizes prfusely and promised that he would take care of everything.
Two days later the woman was walking down the same street and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the very same bird perched on the pole in front of the pet store. She slowly walked past the bird as he was singing until his squaks stopped and he said...
"Hey lady!"
"Yes?" said the woman..waiting to hear if he'd say it..."
"You know......" said the bird... | |
| Tennman 2003-09-25, 11:02 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location
of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please", the man says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
which is located on the very top shelf.
The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an
excellent view, just as he surmised he would.
Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves
as he is having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own
loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view!
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin
bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is
tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the
bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men
standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd
staring up at her.
Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours
raisin too?"
"No," croaks the old man, "but it's quiverin'."
ROFL | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-26, 12:05 pm |
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| prezbedard 2003-09-26, 12:08 pm |
| Here you go: | |
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| LOL! Wow, thanks! That is just what I needed!! | |
| Deja-vue 2003-09-26, 2:55 pm |
| Don't take things too personal. | |
| azimuth40 2003-09-26, 3:02 pm |
| Hey that guy stole my game show shirt. I wanted to get Vanna to autograph it. | |
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| Deja-vue that is a cool shirt | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-09-26, 3:53 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
where's freddy starr when you need him?
Probably at a Hitler lookalike contest
( the Hampster thing was never proven. ) | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-26, 4:20 pm |
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| Forsaken 2003-09-26, 4:27 pm |
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| quote:
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Don't take things too personal.
Thanks Frank. Ya know, it just sometimes managing the efforts of others sucks. At times I just want to take the Technicians and Specialists, line them all up and do a three stooges face slap across all of them.  | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-26, 4:46 pm |
| 3 stooges eh? | |
| Deja-vue 2003-09-26, 5:38 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Spid
Thanks Frank. Ya know, it just sometimes managing the efforts of others sucks. At times I just want to take the Technicians and Specialists, line them all up and do a three stooges face slap across all of them.
I know where you coming from...
Perhaps you should buy them all a Poster...like this one here:
http://www.blue-screenofdeath.com/shutup.jpg | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-26, 11:22 pm |
| LOL Spid and I could tell you an interesting story about that pic..it circulated in our office once lol | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-26, 11:35 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Spid
LOL! Wow, thanks! That is just what I needed!!
your entirely welcome. | |
| azimuth40 2003-09-27, 12:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Spid
Thanks Frank. Ya know, it just sometimes managing the efforts of others sucks. At times I just want to take the Technicians and Specialists, line them all up and do a three stooges face slap across all of them.
In cases like that sometimes it is better to think back to happier times when you had no worries. | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-09-27, 3:02 am |
| What the hell this has nothing to do with ISDN. | |
| azimuth40 2003-09-27, 9:34 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ChrisDfer
What the hell this has nothing to do with ISDN.
Wow someone else that knows what a Service Profile IDentifier is.
Maybe I should not have posted this just to see how many people got it. but then this is the general forum and we are trying to cheer up Spid the person. Its the weekend and he is probably happier anyway. | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by ChrisDfer
What the hell this has nothing to do with ISDN.
Hehe, good catch!
Thanks for cheering me up guys. It's most appreciated.  | |
| Paisleyskye 2003-09-27, 2:17 pm |
| Hey Spid,
There is an investigation going on in my home town right now. A man who lives down the street was found dead yesterday morning. After not seeing him for several days the neighbour notified the police.
The neighbour was found dead in a bathtub filled with milk and cornflakes. After further investigation, they found a spoon up his butt. They think it may be a cereal killer!
Hope this helped. |
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