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LA Bans Lap Dances
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| ruscorp 2003-09-23, 12:10 am |
| I heard this one on the Factor tonight.
Los Angeles has ban lap dances. I thought this was more comical then New York City's smoke police.
Comments anyone? | |
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| shouldn't really matter, most of the actions around LA don't happen in LA.
But I am usually driven around there so I have little concept of city border...
it really shouldn't that bad anyway, most of the hot chicks does the fly to vegas for the weekend gig thingy so from my experiences, the local ones are generally the 30 something over the hill type... but still pretty hot... and I suspect those that are in the city limit are prolly the real nasty ones... run down low class druggie type...
perhaps azimuth can elaborate on this... perhaps some personal experiences about how this effects the way he spends his lazy afternoons between classes 
anyway, OG! that's where the actions at. but ya... generally speaking, stupid law. | |
| Papiya 2003-09-23, 7:46 am |
| Aw, heck . .. and I love to lap dance so much . . . | |
| enforcer 2003-09-23, 8:20 am |
| I must admit I do like my laptop dancers  | |
| MistyRing 2003-09-23, 8:26 am |
| spoilsports | |
| mindmesh 2003-09-23, 9:17 am |
| Last time I was in Houston, TX. The strippers had to wear pasties. I thought that was pretty stupid. | |
| rnrkenzie 2003-09-23, 10:21 am |
| What a supid law!!!
Guess it will save me a few bucks though. | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-23, 10:36 am |
| well, i guess they'll just have to have chest dances now | |
| mindmesh 2003-09-23, 10:49 am |
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Originally posted by Forsaken
well, i guess they'll just have to have chest dances now
Yeah, either that or a face dance.  | |
| Helen of Troy 2003-09-23, 11:28 am |
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Originally posted by Papiya
Aw, heck . .. and I love to lap dance so much . . .
Shuddup Papiya! ~*^%^$%#
Who's asking you anyway?? | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-23, 11:29 am |
| I guess I won't be visiting LA on my next vacation. | |
| enforcer 2003-09-23, 11:32 am |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
I guess I won't be visiting LA on my next vacation.
Storm warning : A new hurricane has been started as the whole of LA breathe a hugh sigh of relief
breaking news: more towns across the US are thinking of doing the same in reaction to ruscorps declaration on Examnotes.
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| azimuth40 2003-09-23, 2:25 pm |
| They are just trying to clean the place up. Most of the lap dances seem to be by the Airport as you would expect grabbing the imagination of the out or towners for redicioulus amounts of money. Most of the other lap places are in unincorporated county land. Now they can get them back to the beach and disneyland and the massage palors . | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-23, 2:47 pm |
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Originally posted by azimuth40
They are just trying to clean the place up. Most of the lap dances seem to be by the Airport as you would expect grabbing the imagination of the out or towners for redicioulus amounts of money. Most of the other lap places are in unincorporated county land. Now they can get them back to the beach and disneyland and the massage palors .
...and to think a New York judge threw out Bloomberg's attempt to change NYC so-called 60/40 porn shop law. Suck on that Bloomy!
http://1010wins.com/siteSearch/loca..._254001259.html | |
| MistyRing 2003-09-24, 8:04 am |
| I'm still trying to visualise strippers in pasties. | |
| enforcer 2003-09-24, 8:22 am |
| What's that? the British version of American Pie? | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-09-28, 3:17 pm |
| I'm glad they did away with lap dancing. It is hard to dance while sitting down. | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-09-28, 3:22 pm |
| Well crap there goes my only source of income. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 3:26 pm |
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Originally posted by ChrisDfer
Well crap there goes my only source of income.
I hope you know how to fix cars. | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-09-28, 4:33 pm |
| I don't give lube jobs. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 5:12 pm |
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Originally posted by ChrisDfer
I don't give boob jobs.
I hope not, I like the natural look. | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-09-28, 5:14 pm |
| I sometimes dress up like an 8yr old and give people lap dances.
*edited to fit the subject. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 5:20 pm |
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Originally posted by ChrisDfer
3rd grade was/is awesom. I sometimes dress up like an 8yr old and play with the kids during recess.
Wrong thread. | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-09-28, 5:25 pm |
| Now how the hell did I manage to do that? I think I been eating to much paste. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 5:37 pm |
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Originally posted by ChrisDfer
Now how the hell did I manage to do that? I think I been eating to much paste.
...or sniffing it. | |
| enforcer 2003-09-28, 6:24 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
Wrong thread.
No!, how many time must I tell you, this is the wrong thread | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 6:42 pm |
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Originally posted by enforcer
No!, how many time must I tell you, this is the wrong thread
Damn Londonites. | |
| enforcer 2003-09-28, 6:49 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
Damn Londonites.
The Nights in London can be pretty lively, if you know the places to go | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-28, 6:52 pm |
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Originally posted by enforcer
The Nights in London can be pretty lively, if you know the places to go
I figured you would twist those words. | |
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| ruscorp 2003-09-29, 11:12 am |
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Originally posted by enforcer
At least I did change the quote
It was left unchanged. | |
| Helen of Troy 2003-09-29, 11:52 am |
| Lapdancing. What does this involve exactly? Essentially it involves a drunken sexually obsessed man and a gyratory response from a woman most probably howling in laughter. Very occasionally the scantily clad woman finds a guy she considers attractive. Let the jealousy wars begin!! LOL! The problem here of course is though the guy has moved in [in this rare case she's not a lesbian or else she's bisexual] he's getting all heated up about what is only a job .. Maybe at this point we should consider adding a high calibre revolver to this particular scenario. What do you think ladies? Unto whom shall we train this high calibre revolver and what is our motive? | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-29, 11:58 am |
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Originally posted by Helen of Troy
Lapdancing. What does this involve exactly? Essentially it involves a drunken sexually obsessed man and a gyratory response from a woman most probably howling in laughter. Very occasionally the scantily clad woman finds a guy she considers attractive. Let the jealousy wars begin!! LOL! The problem here of course is though the guy has moved in [in this rare case she's not a lesbian or else she's bisexual] he's getting all heated up about what is only a job .. Maybe at this point we should consider adding a high calibre revolver to this particular scenario. What do you think ladies? Unto whom shall we train this high calibre revolver and what is our motive?
You might want to ask these people. | |
| Helen of Troy 2003-09-29, 12:04 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
You might want to ask these people.
How did you find that site so quickly? Amazing! I'm very proud of your achievement. Well done. What is that woman doing swinging on a pole exactly? Is her name Helen or something? We got a sort of two fingered response to the Guns & Roses Wembley gig on the right too. Thanks for that. | |
| enforcer 2003-09-29, 12:05 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
It was left uncharged.
Sorry I will plug it in before I go to bed tonight. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-29, 12:06 pm |
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Originally posted by enforcer
Sorry I will plug it in before I go to bed tonight.
What you plug in your bedroom is your own business. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-09-29, 8:27 pm |
| Sometimes those polarized plugs are a problem. What if you are trying to plug it in in your bedroom, but it's too big. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-29, 8:39 pm |
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Originally posted by Tech Ranger
Sometimes those polarized plugs are a problem. What if you are trying to plug it in in your bedroom, but it's too big.
Don't you need one of them international adapters. We all know Brits are backwards. |
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