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The 2002 Stella Awards
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| ruscorp 2003-09-15, 12:25 pm |
| Seeing as I work with attorney’s all day. I intercepted this e-Mail and found it quite amusing what stupid things people will sue for.
http://www.stellaawards.com/2002.html | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-21, 6:52 pm |
| I'm not too surprised anymore.
Hopefully you don't get sued.
There are stupid people out the and they do stupid things. | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-21, 7:22 pm |
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Originally posted by prezbedard
I'm not too surprised anymore.
Hopefully you don't get sued.
There are stupid people out the and they do stupid things.
I happen to find the winner of the awards as the most insane lawsuit I've ever heard. The attorneys who took that case should be shot. | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-21, 7:40 pm |
| agreed | |
| enforcer 2003-09-22, 5:58 am |
| I'm sorry Ruscorp, I'm going to have to sue you for causing me to have to go into hospital for surgery.
After reading how so many good people with legitimate cases, failed to get justice on their side, I had to go into a dark private room and bust my side laughing.
I will be suing you the cost of the doctors who sewed my side back up, and for the mental anguish caused, when picking up my insides that had spilled my trouser split at the back causing much discomfort when my workmates came in to see what all the noise was about. | |
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| prezbedard 2003-09-22, 1:08 pm |
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serves you right for chasing cows. 
Now I'm suing for being misquoted on about 2,000 counts of it! | |
| Papiya 2003-09-22, 1:09 pm |
| This reminds me of a comic that I once read. A man finished eating at a reataurant and then told the owner that he was suing the restaurant for the inferior quality of the food. Whereupon, the proprietor took a skillet ans whacked him over the head with it and commented: "If i am going to get sued, it is going to be over something worthwhile".  | |
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| prezbedard 2003-09-22, 1:20 pm |
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Now I'm suing because that big image crashed my computer and I think it was a bias attack! 
Biased? What gives you that idea? | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-22, 1:26 pm |
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Originally posted by prezbedard
Biased? What gives you that idea?
Damn New Englanders. | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-22, 1:29 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
Damn New Englanders.
You got that right!! | |
| ruscorp 2003-09-22, 1:32 pm |
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Originally posted by prezbedard
You got that right!!
It's bad enough you left wingers call the EZ-Pass the "Fast Lane" and have me puzzled on the Turnpike that has an exit like every 20 damn miles. | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-22, 1:34 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
It's bad enough you left wingers call the EZ-Pass the "Fast Lane" and have me puzzled on the Turnpike that has an exit like every 20 damn miles.
Hey now. I have nothing to do with that one! | |
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| prezbedard 2003-09-22, 4:56 pm |
| I think you have the wrong thread.
try this one  | |
| enforcer 2003-09-23, 4:57 am |
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Originally posted by prezbedard
I think you have the wrong thread.
try this one
NO!
This is the wrong thread | |
| prezbedard 2003-09-23, 10:31 am |
| LMAO!! |
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