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You know your addicted if...
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| mrfixit 2003-07-22, 4:53 pm |
| YOU KNOW YOUR ADDICTED TO YOUR COMPUTER IF...
1.You know what PPP, SLIP, HTML & FTP mean...but darned if you can remember your wife's
maiden name.
2.If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car,
to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take out the joker in the
Cadillac who cut you off.
3.If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
4.Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
5.Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
6.All of your friends have an @ in their names.
7.You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check
your email on the way back to bed.
8.You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled
the plug on a loved one.
9.You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
10.In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".
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| Kasor 2003-07-22, 11:26 pm |
| Not bad...!
I do agree the last one... | |
| fatchronos 2003-07-22, 11:42 pm |
| very, very nice  | |
| rnrkenzie 2003-07-23, 12:07 am |
| quote:
7.You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check
your email on the way back to bed.
LOL, I've done this one. | |
| fatchronos 2003-07-23, 12:16 am |
| Me too, how sad we are | |
| Boulware5 2003-07-23, 12:30 am |
| Yah, LOL, I've done #7 too. But that's the only one in the list. | |
| luisjo 2003-07-23, 1:40 am |
| I want to make clear that im not married, but a friend of mine is, he told me that there is a great danger in your relationship if you have sex with your with only by chating?
well he explain to me that the only way they both have sex, (understand theres no contact involve) is via chat.
weird dont you think.? | |
| fatchronos 2003-07-23, 2:36 am |
| Bloody hell, and I thought I was sexually dysfunctional... that leaves me for dead | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-07-23, 4:18 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by mrfixit
[B]10.In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".
LOL LOL | |
| enforcer 2003-07-23, 4:50 am |
| No. 2 If only | |
| thecomeons 2003-07-23, 1:38 pm |
| i didn't realise there were cadillacs in wembley.
it's weird. the only limos in my area are either american cars or volvos. you'd have thought somebody would hire out a friggin roller. | |
| MistyRing 2003-07-24, 8:03 am |
| My mate reversed a 7 tonne truck into a stretch merc once. Oops! Expensive. | |
| enforcer 2003-07-24, 9:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
i didn't realise there were cadillacs in wembley.
Most of them are of the stretch variety, white with blacked out windows. Usually parked up near Wembley Arena or Conference centre, when the teeny bopper bands are playing, like westlife  |
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