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How many Cylinders do you have?
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| Deja-vue 2003-07-21, 9:38 pm |
| Lets see, how far this is going.
Count the Cylinders you own.
My Example:
Mercedes 300TE = 6 Cyl
Mercedes 190 E = 6 Cyl
Lawnmover = 1 Cyl
Lawnedger = 1 Cyl
Hedgetrimmer = 1 Cyl
Chainsaw = 1 Cyl
Aircompressor = 2 Cyl
________Total = 18 Cylinders owned.
What about you?
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| thecomeons 2003-07-21, 9:41 pm |
| do thermos flasks count? | |
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| Deja-vue 2003-07-21, 10:10 pm |
| Enforcer, please shut this Thread down.
Just can't get serious responses in the General Discussion anymore.
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| fatchronos 2003-07-21, 10:16 pm |
| Dude calm down, I wasn't insulting you just having a poke!
I have only 6 - in my car
and About 30 in my cupboard... drinking glasses | |
| Webmaster 2003-07-21, 10:16 pm |
| Deja-vue, judjing from your equimpenet and your vehicles, you are a very successful landscaper. | |
| Deja-vue 2003-07-21, 10:20 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Webmaster
Deja-vue, judjing from your equimpenet and your vehicles, you are a very successful landscaper.
See... now that's funny. And has style.
No, i am not a landscaper but i do have a Garden.
Where is all the V8's??? | |
| Supertech 2003-07-21, 11:22 pm |
| Chevy Astro - 6 cyl
Ford Taurus - 6 cyl
Harley-Davidson - 2 cyl
2)lawn mower - 1 cyl
air compressor - 1 cyl
weed eater - 1 cyl
total = 18 cylinders owned
and 17 ducks | |
| DOS on NOS 2003-07-21, 11:23 pm |
| pontiac grand prix 1978 =8 cylinders
pontiac firebird 1982 =8 cylinders
mazda 626 1986 = 4 cylinders
mazda rx-7 =no cylinderzzz rotaryyyy
ohh yeah an a hedgetrimmer 1 cylinder
21 cylinderzz | |
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| bearing 2003-07-22, 4:32 am |
| Land Rover Series III - 4cyl
2 spare diesel engines - 4cyl each
1 V8 short engine(wrapped in garage) - 8cyl
Ford Escort Van - 4cyl
Rover 218D - 4cyl
Lawnmower - 1cyl
Compressor - 1cyl
Chainsaw - 1cyl
Hedge Trimmer - 1cyl
Total 28 Cylinders.
If you'd asked a week ago I'd have had 6 more, but I've just sold my Land Rover straight 6 engine.
Hey Ruscorp do you have a taxi sign that you put on that car at the weekend? | |
| MistyRing 2003-07-22, 8:23 am |
| Hmmm let's see....
4 in my Alfa
4 in her Corsa
No lawnmower/hedgetrimmer etc
Does the washing machine have any? Probably not...
Only a measly 8 then  | |
| enforcer 2003-07-22, 9:10 am |
| 6 in the BMW
4 in the Ford Fiesta
Electric mower and hedge trimmer.
1 in the kitchen. . . ooops sorry that was a colander
and &^*^ knows how many on all the harddrives in the house | |
| jojogun 2003-07-22, 10:06 am |
| this is a very sad thread | |
| bearing 2003-07-22, 10:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by jojogun
this is a very sad thread
Get Orf my land Hippy!!!! | |
| enforcer 2003-07-22, 10:43 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by jojogun
this is a very sad thread
Well here's a joke to cheer it up then
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line." | |
| yanqui 2003-07-22, 12:51 pm |
| Back to the thread:
Chevy pickup--8 cyl
GMC pickup--8 cyl
JEep GC--6 cyl
Mazda MX3--6 cyl
Riding mower-1 cyl (?)
Pushing mower--1 cyl
Weed eater--1 cyl
total cylinders--31 | |
| ruscorp 2003-07-22, 1:26 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by jojogun
this is a very sad thread
Pop a prozac. | |
| jonhiker 2003-07-22, 1:41 pm |
| 91 Subaru Legacy S/W--4 cyl.
98 Subaru Legacy Outback S/W--4cyl
Lawn mower-reel, push type (how many cylinders in a human?)
Total- 8 | |
| yanqui 2003-07-22, 1:44 pm |
| Oops--I forgot about 2 chainsaws, a compressor and a welding machine, plus a big Ford farm tractor (12 in that, I think) | |
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| All we need is an Italian with a Ferrari & a Lambo ..... 22 in just 2 vehicles ... lol | |
| Tarzanboy 2003-07-22, 8:45 pm |
| Or a person that has a pair of XJS's, which would mean 24.
Cheers,
TB | |
| bearing 2003-07-23, 4:08 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
Oops--I forgot about 2 chainsaws, a compressor and a welding machine, plus a big Ford farm tractor (12 in that, I think)
Bloody Farmers!!!!  | |
| enforcer 2003-07-23, 4:51 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Bloody Farmers!!!!
I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the keys. | |
| yanqui 2003-07-23, 9:00 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the keys.
Does that include shipping? I'll take it. | |
| yanqui 2003-07-23, 9:00 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Bloody Farmers!!!!
Yeah--why would anyone want to grow their own food when there are a hundred perfectly good supermarkets in as many square miles? | |
| enforcer 2003-07-23, 9:03 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
Does that include shipping? I'll take it.
sorry forgot to add, name the group | |
| yanqui 2003-07-23, 9:13 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
sorry forgot to add, name the group
?? | |
| enforcer 2003-07-23, 9:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
??
who sang the song | |
| yanqui 2003-07-23, 9:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
who sang the song
Must be one that never made it over here. Was it worth missing? | |
| enforcer 2003-07-23, 9:54 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
Must be one that never made it over here. Was it worth missing?
ask bearing, he was the country bumpkin | |
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| yanqui 2003-07-23, 10:12 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I was reffering to farmers and their many machines, I was in the lead on the cylinder front until you pitched up.
Oh and as EN's resident Country Bumpkin I'd just like to say that 'The Wurzels' sang the song in question. Also famous for singing 'I am a cider drinker' and 'The Tractor Song'.
Well, I also forgot the little motor boat, the motorcycle, the bass boat and the three wheeler. They really don't count, do they, if they aren't operational? I mean the HAVE the cylinders, but right now they don't do anything. Oh, and the generator. Small one. Runs the freezer.
It's funny to think of a British "country bumpkin." I guess we're called rednecks. I'm going to have to try and find those songs--sound funny. | |
| bearing 2003-07-23, 10:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
Well, I also forgot the little motor boat, the motorcycle, the bass boat and the three wheeler. They really don't count, do they, if they aren't operational? I mean the HAVE the cylinders, but right now they don't do anything. Oh, and the generator. Small one. Runs the freezer.
I think we have a winner.
quote:
It's funny to think of a British "country bumpkin." I guess we're called rednecks. I'm going to have to try and find those songs--sound funny.
The Wurzels | |
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| enforcer 2003-07-23, 10:42 am |
| I knew if I mentioned country bumpkin bearing would turn up | |
| yanqui 2003-07-23, 10:47 am |
| I went to the site linked in his post. Those guys remind me of all the villagers in The Vicar of Dibley. | |
| bearing 2003-07-23, 10:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I knew if I mentioned country bumpkin bearing would turn up
The Bumpkin bell went off in the Cow Shed, so I knew my talent was needed. | |
| bearing 2003-07-23, 10:51 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
I went to the site linked in his post. Those guys remind me of all the villagers in The Vicar of Dibley.
No no no no no no Yes they do don't they.
You watch more BBC than I do, The Vicar of Dibley is being shown on UK Gold at the moment, it was the Christmas day episode last night. It's followed by 'The Royle Family' do you get that over there? | |
| yanqui 2003-07-23, 11:02 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
No no no no no no Yes they do don't they.
You watch more BBC than I do, The Vicar of Dibley is being shown on UK Gold at the moment, it was the Christmas day episode last night. It's followed by 'The Royle Family' do you get that over there?
We don't even have cable, but our Public Broadcast Stations show "Britcoms" on Saturday nights, starting at 7 in the evening. My favorite is "Keeping up Appearances," and then we get "As Time Goes By," "Waiting For God," "Are You Being Served," "Good Neighbors," (another one I really like!), and ending up with "Fawlty Towers." That's the lineup for this six months. We get what PBS can get. There was one called To The Manor Born I really liked, but it didn't last long, and Red Dwarf was on for about a year, loved that one, and there was one with Rowan Atkinson as a time traveler that was fun. Never seen teh Royle Family, but if it's 20 years old we'll see it soon. Rumor has it that Dawn French is making an appearance in the next Harry Potter movie. | |
| Tennman 2003-07-23, 10:57 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Well here's a joke to cheer it up then
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
ROFL | |
| DOS on NOS 2003-07-23, 11:30 pm |
| Here's a joke that's 1/2 the lenth
for the non intelectuals
what did the fish say when he couldn't go anymore upstream????
DAM!!!!
top that!!! | |
| tkelley91 2003-07-24, 9:00 am |
| 87 Mustang GT - 8
91 thunderbird - 6
91 Jeep Wrangler - 6
92 Volvo 960 - 5
01 F150 Super Crew - 8
Plus 2 mowers, 2 aircompressors
Total = 37 cylinders
I just sold my 6cyl. Jeep CJ. | |
| enforcer 2003-07-24, 9:20 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by DOS on NOS
Here's a joke that's 1/2 the lenth
for the non intelectuals
what did the fish say when he couldn't go anymore upstream????
DAM!!!!
top that!!!
It's been said before , however
Two fish in a tank,
one goes to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?" | |
| Kasor 2003-07-24, 12:43 pm |
| 4 from my auto power
2 from me..
= 6 cyclinders | |
| yanqui 2003-07-24, 12:46 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
It's been said before , however
Two fish in a tank,
one goes to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Good grief--I didn't get that one right away, either. My meds must be too strong. | |
| enforcer 2003-07-24, 12:57 pm |
| try this one then (again it's been posted before)
two nuns in a bath, one goes
"Where's the soap?"
the other replies
"yes it does, doesn't it"
Note: It may help if you read it aloud a few times | |
| yanqui 2003-07-24, 1:38 pm |
| Oh, good grief! It helps if you dont enunciate, doesn't it? took me a while. | |
| bearing 2003-07-25, 4:18 am |
| Wahey Nun jokes.
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the youngest nun, Sister Esmeralda, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the oldest nun, Sister Magdalena, had instructed. Sister Esmeralda was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
The next morning, the Sister Magdalena asked Sister Esmeralda how the Saturday night bath had gone.
"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun.
"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the key to Heaven."
"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.
Sister Esmeralda continued, "Oh yes, and Father John said that if the key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his key into my lock."
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, oh it did, oh it felt so good being saved."
"That wicked old devil," said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's horn, and I, I've been blowing it for forty years!"
Two nuns riding bicycles down a cobbled street.
1st nun - Do you come this way often?
2nd nun - Oh yes, all the time. | |
| DOS on NOS 2003-07-25, 11:37 pm |
| i don't get the nun joke??????
is it just me???? | |
| behrad 2003-07-27, 7:23 pm |
| Which Nun joke dont you get? | |
| enforcer 2003-07-28, 4:59 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by behrad
Which Nun joke dont you get?
none of them? | |
| bearing 2003-07-28, 6:33 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
none of them?
Hehehehehehe
Awful Habit you have there, always on the look out for a pun aren't you. | |
| thecomeons 2003-07-28, 6:47 am |
| anyone got a blue nun? | |
| enforcer 2003-07-28, 7:56 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Hehehehehehe
Awful Habit you have there, always on the look out for a pun aren't you.
well it's habit forming |
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