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| everetjo 2003-06-16, 3:37 pm |
| Top 20 ways to tell someone their fly is down...
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign H! anes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts. | |
| azimuth40 2003-06-16, 3:56 pm |
|  Number one is definitely a keeper.
Number 8 is not bad for trekkers
How about
"Your fruit of the loom has a run in it".
"The jockies are bring it on" | |
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| I found 5 particularly amusing | |
| ruscorp 2003-06-16, 6:50 pm |
| hehe, I like 13. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-06-16, 11:19 pm |
| Do you carry anti-venim with that? | |
| me? I dunno... 2003-06-16, 11:33 pm |
| #3 | |
| enforcer 2003-06-17, 4:16 am |
| This is not the time for a weiner roast. | |
| everetjo 2003-06-17, 8:51 am |
| what about..
time to take ol' one eye to the optometrist | |
| Forsaken 2003-06-17, 3:05 pm |
| How about
Free Willy!!!! | |
| bearing 2003-06-18, 3:27 am |
| We don't need to see a dead budgie hanging out of it's cage...
The cave is open but the beast is asleep.. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-06-18, 6:00 am |
| Sorry, my ankle strap is broken. | |
| 6slave6 2003-06-19, 8:35 am |
| Thanks for the laugh!!! | |
| thecomeons 2003-06-19, 8:43 am |
| the pony has its head out of the stable door. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-06-19, 9:32 am |
| ' is that Elephant in your pants looking for peanuts again? ' | |
| everetjo 2003-06-19, 1:17 pm |
| are you taking the old log to the beaver? | |
| dijits 2003-06-19, 10:51 pm |
| Reminds me of a radio commentary at a rugby game. One player grabbed another player by the privates and the commentator screamed into the microphone
"You never and i mean NEVER, grab another mans Test Tickets"
always found that amusing for some reason. | |
| enforcer 2003-06-20, 5:05 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by dijits
Reminds me of a radio commentary at a rugby game. One player grabbed another player by the privates and the commentator screamed into the microphone
"You never and i mean NEVER, grab another mans Test Tickets"
always found that amusing for some reason.
Rugby : A game played by men, with odd shaped balls. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-06-20, 10:22 pm |
| What if your balls are not oddly shaped, are you disqualified? | |
| ruscorp 2003-06-21, 12:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
What if your balls are not oddly shaped, are you disqualified?
enforcer knows the answer to that one. His balls are very oddly shaped.  | |
| enforcer 2003-06-21, 2:24 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
enforcer knows the answer to that one. His balls are very oddly shaped.
So that was your hand in that scrum | |
| ruscorp 2003-06-21, 2:28 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
So that was your hand in that scrum
Humm, scrum. I'm going to have to look that one up. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-06-21, 4:24 pm |
| Wasn't that a song by TLC? |
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